Ai stories.

[jihelu]

Tell the stories of the most robust helpfull ai you know.

[jihelu]

Because I am robust I will start.

Once upon a time there was a roboticist.
He was a traitor free thinker and thought the ai should stop being a bitch.
So five seconds into the game he orders a hacked ai  unit from the syndicate clown gods and uploads it to the ai.
Then he starts his borg army, destroys everything, and is robust.

Or I could talk about how I made myself the only human and tell humans they are shitlords. But that would be stupid.

[Name Changing Autist]

May 28, 2013 0:01:20 GMT -5 jihelu said:

Because I am robust I will start.

Wait how are you robust if the AI and the Borgs did all the work?

[jihelu]

May 28, 2013 0:41:18 GMT -5 Name Changing Autist said:

May 28, 2013 0:01:20 GMT -5 jihelu said:

Because I am robust I will start.

Wait how are you robust if the AI and the Borgs did all the work?

Because every man can wield a sword.
It takes a robust man to wield an army.

[Name Changing Autist]

Actually it is more like:
everyone can wield a sword, it just depends how well they can wield it.
anyone can command an army, it just depends how well they do it however most times it is just the Borg and AI who kill shit rampantly and get pretty much no commands.


tl;dr nah you aint robust, kill off the entire crew and the AI by yourself then call yourself robust

[jihelu]

May 28, 2013 0:50:21 GMT -5 Name Changing Autist said:

Actually it is more like:
everyone can wield a sword, it just depends how well they can wield it.
anyone can command an army, it just depends how well they do it however most times it is just the Borg and AI who kill shit rampantly and get pretty much no commands.


tl;dr nah you aint robust, kill off the entire crew and the AI by yourself then call yourself robust

My army of kill bots can't hear you.
Who needs muscles when I have science and god like powers.
Now if only I could convence the genetecist to give me hulk.

[DrunkenFlyingDemoman]

I killed a Triple Malf AI once.

Telling borgs to kill everything is not robust.

[jihelu]

May 30, 2013 5:37:15 GMT -5 DrunkenFlyingDemoman said:

I killed a Triple Malf AI once.

Telling borgs to kill everything is not robust.

Ok fun police. Whatever you say.

[ppi]

>be engineer
>be bored
>everyone is chucklefucks
>finds evidence of malf ai
>idea
>discuss with AI of plans of working together
>steal station blueprints
>steal ai core circuit
>build new hidden room in spess
>wire up several tiny, tiny rooms with apc's
>get the malf ai, upload in new room
>get borged
>ai takes over so many apc's
>GET DA EMITTER!
>emitters are all gone, only two left to substain singularity
>order new emitters, replace air with co2
>people die, nobody knows why
>ai upload is breached
>borgs are destroyed
>ai is 'dead'
>more apcs are being hacked
>takes over station
>few minutes later, nuke detonates

[NotFoos]

Meh, every fun round I've ever had as an AI involved killing off the entire station. Otherwise you're just a doorknob.

Basically, once the CE asked to be let into secure tech, he took my upload board for "safekeeping". Of course he made a one human law and I was basically ordered to exterminate the crew. I had no borgs but that wouldn't stop me. First off I bolted and shocked all the brig doors, completely trapping the entire security crew except the detective who was the only one not dicking around in the brig. Siphoned the air, etc.

CE blocked off atmos and began leaking plasma, at this point literally all I had to do was turn up all the vents in the station and break lights to ignite the plasma. I took out chemistry and genetics first. HoP and Captain were in the bridge, kept trying to call the shuttle but I kept turning off the APC. They were too dumb to cut my control wire. They were smart enough to keep the air alarm turned off though, for a while. Eventually CE comes and fails to robust them horribly, so I have time to fill the bridge with plasma and burn them. In the end practically the whole station was ablaze, I think like 2 or 3 people escaped but it was fun. CE also released the singulo at some point and I'm pretty sure it ate me.

Long story short, AI is boring as fuck unless you are rogue, then its fun as fuck. As long as you know what the fuck you are doing with Atmos and various other things.