Dildo Crossbows yet?

[sinorath]

Yeah, ass the title says, I stand with the crew when I say that we need some dildo crossbows! I say this should be a version of the standard mini-e-crossbow with a double sided dildo as the bow arch and should be pink, the projectiles should be white and should (considering Lead's new combat system idea) provide around a level 1 stun (slows them down a reasonable amount, being that the white projectile sticks and slows down their movement). So that is the idea, more of a secret that can be added (should I be posting it there?). Yes, yes, hold the applause, I did not suggest this new comprehensive way of implementing this beautiful piece of nanotrasen technology for myself, but for the CREW!! This is not only what the crew needs, but what we
Deserve!
Thank you for your time.

[crystalwarrior]

[DrunkenFlyingDemoman]

no

please go jump out a window.