SDnD

[Danuis Studnick]

SPESS DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS 1.1 EDITION

You make your characters according to a Name, Race (If applicable), Class, Weapon, and Ability. The last three must be a realistic, if imaginative, combination. The scenarios can be from Imperial Guard to High Fantasy to Modern to Historic.I roll the dice according to your “actions” presented in the scenario. Higher rolls are good, lower rolls, bad. The enemy also gets a turn, and the rules apply, though they’ll be ruled by the DM (unless a player takes the role of an enemy)You can also Spot-Action. This allows you, based on, of course, a roll, to look around and perceive, THEN action. It is advised you do this. Talking is a free action. Bluffs are not. Moving into a pose is. One action per turn, and I go clockwise from my seat. WAIT YOUR TURN, and be descriptive in your actions!Thus, fill out your characters as stated the FIRST GODDAMN SENTENCE on the appropriate sheet cause there is no damn space here.



QM Flandre Scarlet says, "TAKE MY SWORD AND SPIN AROUND, CREATING A FLURRY OF MY BLADE
Botanist Elsa Vel Steyr has thrown the apron.
Miner Danuis Cruor says, "Z SHOWS THE KOBLOID THE DANCE OF HIS PEOPLE-"
You throw the d20. It lands on a 1. Ouch, bad luck.
Botanist Elsa Vel Steyr has thrown the botanist's jumpsuit
Miner Danuis Cruor says, "AND FALLS ON HIS SWORD."
You throw the d20. It lands on a 19.
Librarian Smith Randall says, "HAHAHA."
Librarian Smith Randall says, "FUCK"
Miner Danuis Cruor says, "AND KILLS HIMSELF."
Botanist Elsa Vel Steyr says, "WHOA"

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Miner Danuis Cruor exclaims, "yep!"
Miner Danuis Cruor says, "Z ROARS-"
You throw the d20. It lands on a 20. Nat 20!
Botanist Elsa Vel Steyr says, "HOLY"
QM Flandre Scarlet says, "Ding ding."
QM Flandre Scarlet says, "First 20."
Miner Danuis Cruor says, "MILITA SHIT THEMSELVES"
Lawyer Roy Derranger says, "Sweet fuck"
Miner Danuis Cruor says, "THEN ATTACKS-"
You throw the d20. It lands on a 1. Ouch, bad luck.
QM Flandre Scarlet says, "HA."
Lawyer Roy Derranger says, "PFFFT"
Miner Danuis Cruor says, "THE DOR"
Miner Danuis Cruor says, "THE DORF"
Botanist Elsa Vel Steyr says, "Talk about all bark and no bite"
You throw the d20. It lands on a 16.
QM Flandre Scarlet says, "Oh damn."
Lawyer Roy Derranger says, "OOOH"
QM Flandre Scarlet says, "I killed the dorf."
Miner Danuis Cruor exclaims, "Dorf is knocked out!"
Librarian Smith Randall says, "fuck"

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"Miner Danuis Cruor says, "The party runs into the road, into the plains and farmlands around the little village."
You throw the d20. It lands on a 3.
Miner Danuis Cruor says, "Only to crash into a incoming king."

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So basically I SDnD'd.

I DM'd a party of Z the fighter, Arin the Necro-Cleric, Randall/Dorf and Terras the Cleric/diplomat chase after some Kobolds (Kobloids in my retarded jargon) who took the Inn's beer.

So much was discovered! Terras can bluff entire armies! Z dies at the worst times! Arin likes putting dead bear stuff on people a bit too much! The Dorf hides to much but still got a 18 to burn down the Inn and loot it, and fights when he needed too! Running into a King and yelling Monty Python: Holy Grail peasant quotes at him ends with gods abandoning their clerics, first by giving cookies then EXPLODING THEIR FAITHFUL, Kings surrounded by 10,000 halberd-wielding guards and level 20 magicians (against A level 4 Fighter and Cleric, level 3 Cleric, and level 2 Dorf Thief) and the Dorf killing the Magician who killed Necro-Cleric Arin with HIS BARE HANDS BY RIPPING HIM IN HALF TO AVENGE THE PARTY, reattaching the other Cleric's leg by using his dagger as a bone-replacement, and so on!

[DrunkenFlyingDemoman]

......

Nerd

[wrathofme9]

Hi - FROM THE DORF

[Atheist Sex God]

Z here. Don't mind me, just being a badass berserker.

[Danuis Studnick]

Whenever the server comes up, and I'm not doing a job, or even when I'm doing a job, you know where to look for a good game of SDnD.

[DrunkenFlyingDemoman]

When it comes to SDnD, literally NOBODY picks Knight, Paladin or even allows horseback characters, nor does anybody even bother with species.

Shameful, I used to create entire universes with it's species, classes and general universe, and there's dumbbells here just picking random shit to run around with.

[Deleted]

nerds

[Danuis Studnick]

Jul 7, 2013 8:27:57 GMT -5 DrunkenFlyingDemoman said:

When it comes to SDnD, literally NOBODY picks Knight, Paladin or even allows horseback characters, nor does anybody even bother with species.

Shameful, I used to create entire universes with it's species, classes and general universe, and there's dumbbells here just picking random shit to run around with.

Eh, if someone wanted a pone, I'll allow it. I'm very imaginative...

My rules are simple:

1) Disregard the box rules!
2) Rolls mean everything! Higher, the better; lower, the worse...er?
3) Class and ability must match.
4) No rape.
5) Syndies,Wizards,Aliums, etc welcome, just don't like, kill me or the other players.
6) Except poly.

[Name Changing Autist]

This now seems to be a dedicated thread for SD&D Adventures and people calling them nerds.

[Danuis Studnick]

Jul 10, 2013 2:15:06 GMT -5 Name Changing Autist said:

This now seems to be a dedicated thread for SD&D Adventures and people calling them nerds.

Lawyer Drake Howard says, "gore the nearest demon and slice his throat"
You throw the d20. It lands on a 20. Nat 20!
Librarian Danuis Cruor says, "You climb up the demon with your magically tendoned bones and half of a body and slice his throat with your skeleton finger, and he dies."
You throw the d20. It lands on a 1. Ouch, bad luck.
Librarian Danuis Cruor says, "on Ithiria."
Librarian Danuis Cruor says, "Action, Ithiria"
Engineering Cyborg-912 [145.9] states, "Sing"
Engineering Cyborg-912 states, "Sing"
You throw the d20. It lands on a 2.
Engineering Cyborg-912 [145.9] states, "oops,"
Engineering Cyborg-912 states, "oops,"
Engineering Cyborg-912 queries, "FUCK MY SINGING WAS BAD?"
Assistant Lance Fiddler [145.9] says, "AI"
Librarian Danuis Cruor says, "Your singing imitated a demon mating call."
HoP Jason Fortier [145.9] says, "Borg, what do you mean sing oops..."
Assistant Lance Fiddler [145.9] says, "Oh wait, it's braindead"
Librarian Danuis Cruor says, "Demons are now trying to hump you."

Engineering Cyborg-912 states, "fuck these assholes, i'm a strong independent women, I ESCAPE TO MY FREEDOM"
You throw the d20. It lands on a 11.
You throw the d20. It lands on a 4.
Librarian Danuis Cruor says, "You run outside to the main demon-globin host and you are knocked out."
awyer Drake Howard says, "can i start a campfire"
Librarian Danuis Cruor asks, "...are you sure?"
Librarian Danuis Cruor says, "Last time you started a fire, you attracted this army."
Engineer Dan Galf asks, "Inside?"
Janitor Blake Semenov says, "No more fire."
Librarian Danuis Cruor says, "And inside a church, with wooden floors."
Lawyer Drake Howard says, "i don't like raw food though"
Librarian Danuis Cruor says, "Thats how the hole was made."
Librarian Danuis Cruor says, "Alrighty..."
You throw the d20. It lands on a 1. Ouch, bad luck.
Engineer Dan Galf says, "oh no"
Librarian Danuis Cruor says, "Your fire engulfs the church, corpses, and party."
Lawyer Drake Howard says, "feels like deja vu"
Librarian Danuis Cruor says, "The floor falls onto Dan"
You throw the d20. It lands on a 18.
Librarian Danuis Cruor says, "Dan shrugs it off."
Engineering Cyborg-912 states, "at least I'm outside"
Librarian Danuis Cruor says, "Blke falls."
Engineering Cyborg-912 states, "just unconcscious"
You throw the d20. It lands on a 20. Nat 20!
Librarian Danuis Cruor says, "Blake shrugs it off"
Librarian Danuis Cruor says, "And you fall"
You throw the d20. It lands on a 16.
Librarian Danuis Cruor says, "You shrug it off."
Librarian Danuis Cruor says, "Fire now engulfs everything"
Librarian Danuis Cruor says, "Action, Clayton"
Lawyer Drake Howard says, "now the demons are burnt"
Lawyer Drake Howard says, "dam"
Roboticist Levi White says, "I get out."
Lawyer Drake Howard says, "i wanted them medium rare"
Librarian Danuis Cruor says, "Action, Blake"
Engineer Sid Faranger buckles in!
Janitor Blake Semenov says, "Get out of the church."
You throw the d20. It lands on a 5.
Librarian Danuis Cruor says, "You run and tumble ontop of Ithiria, and you are knocked out."
Lawyer Drake Howard says, "exit the church"
Librarian Danuis Cruor points to Lawyer Drake Howard
You throw the d20. It lands on a 20. Nat 20!
Lawyer Drake Howard says, "dragging along the nearest demon"
Janitor Blake Semenov says, "You son of a bitch."
Librarian Danuis Cruor says, "Jumping from the basement to the door, you jump over Ithiria and Blake, and drag a demon with you."
Roboticist Levi White says, "I return to the scene, and examine the area to see if anything is still burning"
Librarian Danuis Cruor points to Roboticist Levi White
You throw the d20. It lands on a 6.
Engineering Cyborg-912 states, "I return"
Librarian Danuis Cruor says, "You return to the church, and you're knocked out, landing ontop of blake, who is ontop of Ithiria"
Engineer Dan Galf says, "attempt to get those trapped in teh church out"
You throw the d20. It lands on a 18.
HoP Jason Fortier [145.9] asks, "Anyone wanna be the new AI?"
OOC: Komrk: Your luck rating obviously needs a buff
Librarian Danuis Cruor says, "You drag yourself to the burning nave, run at the door, and jump over the knocked out party and run to meet Daegath"

Engineering Cyborg-912 queries, "can I throw babies at demons?"
Lawyer Drake Howard says, "wow"
Librarian Danuis Cruor says, "...yes"
Lawyer Drake Howard says, "great parent"
Engineer Dan Galf says, "Oh please get a natural 20"
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Engineer Dan Galf says, "Get up and charge the nearest enemy with my sword"
You throw the d20. It lands on a 3.
Geneticist Ramon Baer [145.9] exclaims, "HNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGH!!!"
Captain Rafael Bowchiew [145.9] says, "I placed the board. Just need you to do the rest before I put in the brain."
Captain Rafael Bowchiew [145.9] says, "I placed the board. Just need you to do the rest before I put in the brain."
Captain Rafael Bowchiew [145.9] says, "I placed the board. Just need you to do the rest before I put in the brain."
Librarian Danuis Cruor says, "You stab Daegath in the eye."
Engineer Dan Galf asks, "WHY DO MY ROLLS ALWAYS SUCK!?"
You throw the d20. It lands on a 18.
Librarian Danuis Cruor says, "Daegath is now fucking blind."
Lawyer Drake Howard says, "wow"

Engineering Cyborg-912 states, "SPIT OUT BABIES, RETURN TO PARTY WITH BABIES, THROW BABIES AT DEMONS"
Librarian Danuis Cruor says, "Roger that sid"
Assistant Lance Fiddler says, "Get your gasmasks, unless you like halucinating"
You throw the d20. It lands on a 6.
You throw the d20. It lands on a 1. Ouch, bad luck.
You throw the d20. It lands on a 5.
Engineering Cyborg-912 states, "DAMN"
Librarian Danuis Cruor says, "You miscarry."
Engineer Dan Galf says, "Oh no"
Engineering Cyborg-912 states, "THAT'S OKAY"
Librarian Danuis Cruor says, "You bleed out a baby on the farm."
Engineering Cyborg-912 states, "NOT BAD"
Librarian Danuis Cruor says, "The baby turns into chunks."
Engineering Cyborg-912 states, "STILL THROWABLE"
Librarian Danuis Cruor says, "The baby no longer exists"
Engineering Cyborg-912 states, "EVEN BETTER"
Head of Personnel's Desk announcement: Attention crew, Mindbreaker is entering the airways. Please find gasmasks, attatch internals, and REMAIN CALM. Much of what you may see is a hallucination. Thank you.
Engineering Cyborg-912 states, "DAMN"

Lawyer Drake Howard says, "move before you attack dan"
Lawyer Drake Howard says, "move before you attack"
Engineer Dan Galf says, "I move and then attack"
You throw the d20. It lands on a 11.
You throw the d20. It lands on a 4.
Librarian Danuis Cruor says, "You move to Aleister and stab him in the chest."
Lawyer Drake Howard says, "i'm nearly dead aain"
You throw the d20. It lands on a 11.
Lawyer Drake Howard says, "again"
Librarian Danuis Cruor says, "Aleister coughs up blood."

Librarian Danuis Cruor says, "Action, Paladin"
Engineer Sid Faranger says, "Easy"
Engineer Sid Faranger says, "Sword"
Engineer Sid Faranger says, "Dan"
Engineer Sid Faranger says, "fuck you dan"
You throw the d20. It lands on a 19.
Engineer Sid Faranger says, "Pfftt"
Engineer Dan Galf says, "Why"
Librarian Danuis Cruor says, "The gods see fit to punish Dan. Dan dies."

And this round was...special...

Next round :

Librarian Danuis Cruor says, "With your black rod firmly in your hands, you smack the 90 year old roman-"
You throw the d20. It lands on a 15.
Librarian Danuis Cruor says, "You smack him so hard he falls to the floor."

DEAD: Assistant Blake Semenov says, "-Attack the leader of the guards."
DEAD: Librarian Danuis Cruor says, "1d20 = 10"
Captain William Anderson says, " Holy shit that cyborg is a dumbass."
DEAD: Librarian Danuis Cruor says, "You kick dan into the leader."
Engineering Cyborg-473 states, "I SHALL NEVER RUN OUT OF CHARGE, I WILL USE SPACE ENERGY."
DEAD: Librarian Danuis Cruor says, "1d20 = 1"
DEAD: Engineer Dan Galf says, "WHAT"
Engineering Cyborg-473 states, "But seriously, this is horrifying."
Leather Daddy Mk. XXX states, "SAYS THE CAPTAIN STUCK IN ROCK WELL DONE FAGGOT"
DEAD: Librarian Danuis Cruor says, "They ar enot affected."
DEAD: Librarian Danuis Cruor says, "Action, Blake."
DEAD: Assistant Blake Semenov exclaims, "DAMMIT DAN!"

Note that not even DEATH stopped us.

[Name Changing Autist]

I was that Paladin, I rushed in to help, killed then got killed, got revived then everyone suddenly dies outside and I am left with Narsie hungering for my soul.

[macarbe]

Station in terror, sDnD still running.

[Danuis Studnick]

Chef Danuis Cruor says, "ACTION, BLAKE"
Assistant Blake Semenov says, "Throw my sword at him.."
You throw the d20. It lands on a 5. < (Roll to decide success or failure)
You throw the d20. It lands on a 3. < (Roll to decide fate of whomever got hit)
Chef Danuis Cruor says, "Your sword flies into a pregnant woman, and she dies."
Chef Danuis Cruor says, "The town is INCISED against you,."
Chef Danuis Cruor asks, "Action?"

Chef Danuis Cruor says, "ACTION, BLAKE"
Engineer Hunter Chase [145.9] says, "HoS the wardens in sec."
Assistant Blake Semenov exclaims, "Grab dan and get out of the city!"
You throw the d20. It lands on a 20. Nat 20!
Assistant Blake Semenov exclaims, "IM A HERO!"
Chef Danuis Cruor says, "You throw dan over the fires into safety, then soar over the glames and you two run into the"
You throw the d20. It lands on a 15.
Assistant Dan Galf says, "Says the guy who just burned down the entire city"

Assistant Blake Semenov exclaims, "DAN STAB OBAMA!"

Chef Danuis Cruor says, "ACTION : BOSS OBAMA : ACTION: PUNCH BLAKE IN THE THROAT"
You throw the d20. It lands on a 6.

Chef Danuis Cruor says, "ACTION, BLAKE"
Assistant Blake Semenov exclaims, "STAB OBAMA IN THE EYES!"
You throw the d20. It lands on a 10.
You throw the d20. It lands on a 14.
Chef Danuis Cruor says, "Obama's eyes take it."

Librarian Danuis Cruor says, "The National guard commander orders the bowmen to open fire."
You throw the d20. It lands on a 4.
You throw the d20. It lands on a 17.
You throw the d20. It lands on a 8.
You throw the d20. It lands on a 6.
You throw the d20. It lands on a 2.
You throw the d20. It lands on a 13.
You throw the d20. It lands on a 5.
You throw the d20. It lands on a 11.
You throw the d20. It lands on a 17.
You throw the d20. It lands on a 20. Nat 20!
You throw the d20. It lands on a 10.
You throw the d20. It lands on a 5.
You throw the d20. It lands on a 1. Ouch, bad luck.
You throw the d20. It lands on a 9.
You throw the d20. It lands on a 10.
You throw the d20. It lands on a 8.
You throw the d20. It lands on a 16.
You throw the d20. It lands on a 1. Ouch, bad luck.
Assistant Blake Semenov says, "Im dead."
Assistant Blake Semenov says, "So dead."

Assistant Blake Semenov asks, "Did i die a hero?"
Librarian Danuis Cruor says, "In his wake, the warrior left a trail of burning cities between the warring states and the _{black people} population of the region has been cleared, By killing Obama, the _blackpeople are routed, and the cities join in peace in mututal damage."
Technician Hunter Chase [145.9] says, " AI"
Librarian Danuis Cruor says, "The villain is forever mesmerized as a wild card hero, and statues litter Kirrha and Athens"
Assistant Blake Semenov says, "I did good."
Librarian Danuis Cruor says, "In the end, the region unites under Athenian Democracy."

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Librarian Danuis Cruor says, "As of late, your village has been attacked by Bronze wielding, organzied raiders."
"The godess of the village, a strange, purple, tall sexy beast, gathers a guard as she goes out to investigate- Blake the spearman and Alice, the only White Mage and advisor."
Librarian Danuis Cruor says, "You set out the nearest village-"
You throw the d20. It lands on a 2.
Librarian Danuis Cruor exclaims, "And you're ambushed by your own villagers!"
Assistant Blake Semenov exclaims, "WOW!"
Alice Margatroid exclaims, "Those traitors!"
Librarian Danuis Cruor exclaims, "Firing missiles, they declare independence!"

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[Danuis Studnick]

Chef Danuis Cruor says, "ACTION, JIMMY"
Assistant Patrick Omalley says, "I heal Blake"
You throw the d20. It lands on a 1. Ouch, bad luck.
Assistant Blake Semenov exclaims, "DAMMIT!"
Assistant Patrick Omalley says, "Oh damn"
Chef Danuis Cruor says, "Blake explodes into chunks."
Assistant Patrick Omalley says, "OH SHIT"
Assistant Blake Semenov exclaims, "DAMN YOU JIMMY!"


Assistant Patrick Omalley exclaims, "I heal the nearest old man!"
You throw the d20. It lands on a 20. Nat 20!
Assistant Eric Cartman says, "Now he rolls a 20"
Assistant Eric Cartman says, "AHAHAHA"
Assistant Patrick Omalley exclaims, "FUCK!"
Assistant Blake Semenov exclaims, "TRAITOR!"
Assistant Eric Cartman says, "Called it"
Assistant Eric Cartman says, "FUCKING CALLED IT"
Assistant Patrick Omalley says, "GOD DAMN It"
OOC: Danuis: I CAN'T EVEN
Assistant Blake Semenov exclaims, "ERIC KILL PATRICK!"
OOC: Danuis: I CAN'T
Assistant Eric Cartman says, "Ah man..."
Chef Danuis Cruor exclaims, "The old men, all of them, are now prime men!"
OOC: John Henry Eton: Just Great...
Chef Danuis Cruor exclaims, "they are now 20 years old hulking swiss men!"


Chef Danuis Cruor exclaims, "You try to touch a golden wrapped bottle, but you feel it heat up...!"
You throw the d20. It lands on a 3.
Chef Danuis Cruor says, "Bottle explodes."
You throw the d20. It lands on a 1. Ouch, bad luck.
Chef Danuis Cruor says, "YOU explode."
You throw the d20. It lands on a 5.
Chef Danuis Cruor says, "The bar is destroyed."
Assistant Patrick Omalley exclaims, "Not the bar!"
Chef Danuis Cruor says, "ACTION, BLAKE"

Assistant Eric Cartman says, "I take out my dagger and stab the nearest *no longer* old man"
You throw the d20. It lands on a 20. Nat 20!
Assistant Eric Cartman says, "BAM"
Chef Danuis Cruor says, "You stab his dick, then carve up through his abdomen into his heart."
Chef Danuis Cruor says, "The other men look at you-"
You throw the d20. It lands on a 20. Nat 20!
Chef Danuis Cruor says, "And fucking BOW to you in terror."
Chef Danuis Cruor says, "ACTION, ERIC"
Assistant Eric Cartman says, "I proclaim I AM YOUR GOD NOW"
You throw the d20. It lands on a 20. Nat 20!
Chef Danuis Cruor says, "JESUS WHAT"
Assistant Blake Semenov exclaims, "SON OF A BITCH!"
Assistant Eric Cartman exclaims, "HOW IS THIS HAPPENING?!"
Assistant Patrick Omalley says, "Holy shit"
Chef Danuis Cruor says, "YOU NOW LEAD 19 STRONG MEN."

[derpthestewpidgoat]

So this is why I never got materials from mining? Pfft, you said you ID was lost.