Gbro
Shitcurity
Did I wrote that? ==>
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Post by Gbro on Sept 27, 2013 2:30:18 GMT -5
Returning a mailed Singularity to the Quartermasters. Suck on that YOU USELESS POWERGAMING QMS WHO PLAY QUARTERMASTERS JUST TO BUY CRATES FOR YOURSELVES. SERIOUSLY. FUCKING ASSHOLES. Whoa whoa whoa I used those crates with the help and permission of half the crew bro. Whoa whoa whoa, I only ordered 2 combat shotguns, 4 e-guns and 3 Ablative Armor Vest. its not big deal bro... Also, adding my best moment as a traitor: 
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Background: I was doing my typical clown round and I recieved the powers of traitorship. I used all my points in a chameleon jumpsuit and a parapen, then I just convinced the heads that I was a centcomm officer who was in the station to kill the traitors. made my target comes to the mining asteroid (for my bad luck he was on a ripley) but I got him out and I killed him and left him in space, checked his backpack and he had a Revolved and ammo, gave that to the Captain and got all access ID while the shuttle came to end the shift... |
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Setsumi
Shitcurity
Weeaboo Faggot
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Post by Setsumi on Oct 1, 2013 18:45:49 GMT -5
Being a malf AI and killing nearly everyone, 'cept a few people hiding in areas.
Having hacked a shit ton of APCs, shunting a lot, aaand... winning the round against a Death Squad.
They were just about finished setting their nuke, too.
Hell, maybe the nuke is the reason why they lost and I won, I don't remember it well.
I was a MONKEY MAN once, killed the captain right in the middle of a hallway and dragged his corpse away to a tunnel.
Where I then stripped him of all his shit.
Then there was the time I was on a PRO SYNDIE team as the commander (I think?), we went in fucked shit up, then won.
Great fun.
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Post by Atheist Sex God on Oct 1, 2013 19:07:40 GMT -5
Traitor round, had to hijack the shuttle. Partway through, figured the only way I'd do it is just powersink/weld-emag the doors. Someone else dropped a powersink, so I took my chances and rwalled the escapes except for one door, where I weld/emagged it. Managed to stave off ravenous, shuttle-hungry fucks for 10 minutes before it arrived, emagged the console, and got away.  |
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Post by jarek56 on Oct 1, 2013 23:22:13 GMT -5
Traitor round, had to hijack the shuttle. Partway through, figured the only way I'd do it is just powersink/weld-emag the doors. Someone else dropped a powersink, so I took my chances and rwalled the escapes except for one door, where I weld/emagged it. Managed to stave off ravenous, shuttle-hungry fucks for 10 minutes before it arrived, emagged the console, and got away. Shit, that was you? Atheist, you the a robust girl, you are. I remember that round... |
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Post by Nibbles on Oct 1, 2013 23:33:22 GMT -5
Was able to hack into the bartender's storage room, wait in her locker, jump out when she went to check on the door that I hacked. Para-penned her, then stuck C4 on her for 1/2 a minute. Ran out and I was on the other side of the station when she gibbed...though that ended with her not ceasing to forgive me for several weeks...still, the entire thing happened him about 5 seconds so I think I should be commended on that.
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Post by Atheist Sex God on Oct 2, 2013 19:11:18 GMT -5
Was able to hack into the bartender's storage room, wait in her locker, jump out when she went to check on the door that I hacked. Para-penned her, then stuck C4 on her for 1/2 a minute. Ran out and I was on the other side of the station when she gibbed...though that ended with her not ceasing to forgive me for several weeks...still, the entire thing happened him about 5 seconds so I think I should be commended on that. Gee, that fucker sure did get what was coming to them, I bet. Nicely played, Nibbles. |
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Post by Name Changing Autist on Oct 2, 2013 21:25:41 GMT -5
I'm proud of finally making a proper bomb through chilled O2. I still suck without it though.
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Post by DrunkenFlyingDemoman on Oct 2, 2013 21:43:29 GMT -5
Depends on how you rate "Proper"
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Post by Name Changing Autist on Oct 2, 2013 22:59:32 GMT -5
Depends on how you rate "Proper" One that isn't a dud. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Also I refined my Canister Bombs, still not as good as some other people though *cough* heath. ADMIN LOG: Explosive tank rupture! last key to touch the tank was Necromorphous. ADMIN LOG: Explosion with size (3, 7, 15) in area Atmospherics (125,90,1) This was as the Round ended by the way. |
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Post by HeathclifFlowen on Oct 3, 2013 14:31:25 GMT -5
Depends on how you rate "Proper" One that isn't a dud. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Also I refined my Canister Bombs, still not as good as some other people though *cough* heath. ADMIN LOG: Explosive tank rupture! last key to touch the tank was Necromorphous. ADMIN LOG: Explosion with size (3, 7, 15) in area Atmospherics (125,90,1) This was as the Round ended by the way. My best canister bomb is 5/11/22 without chilling anything. gitgud |
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Post by warnipple on Oct 12, 2013 23:49:53 GMT -5
I make bombs every round even if I'm not traitor. I just hope someone will find them on my corpse and use them well.
Also I was rev one time and armed my followers with bombs to go suicide bombing. It didn't work out as planned because all my bombs were duds. Fuck. Haha not my proudest moment in a post your proudest moment thread.
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Post by kirbyroth on Oct 19, 2013 11:03:12 GMT -5
Being a malf AI and killing nearly everyone, 'cept a few people hiding in areas. Having hacked a shit ton of APCs, shunting a lot, aaand... winning the round against a Death Squad. They were just about finished setting their nuke, too. Hell, maybe the nuke is the reason why they lost and I won, I don't remember it well. I was a MONKEY MAN once, killed the captain right in the middle of a hallway and dragged his corpse away to a tunnel. Where I then stripped him of all his shit. Then there was the time I was on a PRO SYNDIE team as the commander (I think?), we went in fucked shit up, then won. Great fun. lol ds gonna blow the station up so malf ai cant blow it up first  |
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Post by Name Changing Autist on Nov 30, 2013 23:49:00 GMT -5
 Redesigning the armoury. Not so proud of the riot that happened station-wide in the round. |
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Post by tinfoiltophat on Dec 1, 2013 9:51:40 GMT -5
Suck on that YOU USELESS POWERGAMING QMS WHO PLAY QUARTERMASTERS JUST TO BUY CRATES FOR YOURSELVES. SERIOUSLY. FUCKING ASSHOLES. I have QM as my #1 just to steal insulated gloves and hack into cap's office. every round |
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ppi
Shitcurity
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Post by ppi on Dec 1, 2013 20:07:01 GMT -5
Proudest?
Well there was the time i was assistant, and decided to be a dick, so I robbed eva, robbed captain office, and found the nuke shuttle by accident, tried to prevent them, hid away in space for a while, returned, fucking scooter changed it so no more takeover, even with the damn id's, so i stole a jetpack, stole their nuke, and fed it to the singularity.
This was a week ago or so.
Or something that happend like two days ago, i knew the botanist was a tator, and had an emag, so i tricked him into telling me he was a tator, i traded his emag for a taser, and then flew about emaging shit... Oh yeah, I was mime that round and i asked the HoP for access, so he removed all access, so i went about cargo, got tons of crates, stole a mining closet and got a suit for the tator as the shuttle was called, almost made the singularity die, but restored it as it would fit me better, went to cargo, emagged console, ordered swag, welder emaged the escape doors, made sure the tator got a suit, and hijacked the shuttle. That was fun...
Or how about earlier today.
Was observing, turned into wizard somewhile into the round, kill ce and steal rcd, teleport to a vacant office, check ce office, go to captains office, steal id, get captains headset, enable all, listen to engineering flooding station with n2o, gib ce, gib captain, gib hos, all is secure, gib a few other people, subvert the borg, be nice to people who wasnt shitlers, go to toxin testing to disable bombs, ohhey they are making bombs, well fuck dis, plasma is relead, disable that, put a warrant on the remaining engineers head, kill a few people trying to kill me, chill out in escape as singu is ecaped, my bucket list almost emty cept this one faggot, taze him, beat him to death with borg pal, some guy drags his body way, killed daryll the friendly xeno, still feel bad about it, gibbed the engineer, gibed the guy that helped him, went onto shuttle, sat on cockpit, all alone with borg, bolted doors, 9 secs before shuttle leaves, jaunt into the station, run about, save the cmo from agent b, round ends, fuckadminade, jaunt, no death. It went flawlessly.
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. sorry for the bad news, but i will always remember our time raping some whores and animals in ss13. nig