SS13 Chat Highlights

[theredscare]

Colin Gardner says, "COCKSUCKER"
Sir Robert Mcalpine says, "sorry don't got any"
Edwin Todd asks, "Should I drag that clone to the brig?"
Edwin Todd asks, "Can we beat it?"
Colin Gardner says, "TITS"
Colin Gardner twitches violently.
Sir Robert Mcalpine says, "damn twitchy ass torrets man monkey"
Colin Gardner twitches violently.

[Marde]

Engineering Cyborg-502 states, "Mime, you're free."
Tanner Hyde says, "I like my top hat"
Charles Walton says, "NOW GET YOUR ASSES OUT"
Harold Harmbaton asks, "Tanner was promoted, yes?"
Charles Walton says, "Also mime did break his silence."
DEAD: Cave Johnson asks, "Did you hear what Charles said?"
Chuckles says, "Nice"
Byron Garrison says, "Sorry, RD here went braindead for a while."
Charles Walton says, "OUT"
Charles Walton says, "5"
Charles Walton says, "2"
Byron Garrison asks, "HoP at office?"
DEAD: Trilby Marano asks, "Whe?"
Engineering Cyborg-502 states, "Because you nearly killed him."
Charles Walton says, "4"
Charles Walton says, "3"
DEAD: Trilby Marano asks, "When?"
Adolph Garland says, "Affirmative"
Tanner Hyde says, "Hey mime"
Charles Walton says, "2"
Charles Walton says, "1"
mouse squeeks, "SQUEEK!"
Ivan Tasink says, "Sup."
DEAD: Cave Johnson says, "OUT 5 2 4 3 2 1"
Charles Walton says, "mime"
John Austreicher says, "Do we have a RD? I need soem oxygen"
DEAD: Abel Schmidt says, "heh"
DEAD: Trilby Marano says, "oh"
DEAD: Trilby Marano says, "that"
Adolph Garland says, "To both"
Tanner Hyde says, "Quite vocal for a mime"

Ivan Tasink says, "AI, state laws."
Tanner Hyde says, "Fair enough"
DEAD: Cave Johnson says, "Oh boy oh boy. Here we go."
mouse squeeks, "Squeek!"
Bill Riker says, "And now im hearing shit...."
Charles Walton says, "Mime remain silent."
B.O.B. states, "Eat my baguette"

DEAD: Trilby Marano says, "At Least I am not the AI"
Mark Lord says, "dam 5455 points"
Harold Harmbaton says, "borg is running around in here..."
Brock Shaffer says, "Nice portal"
DEAD: Trilby Marano says, "People hate me as AI :3"
Harold Harmbaton asks, "You uh, need something?"
Tanner Hyde says, "Why thankyou"
Charles Walton says, "Tell him to exit."
DEAD: Cave Johnson says, "This is what happens when I normally play AI."
Harold Harmbaton says, "and he ran back out."
Brock Shaffer asks, "I've never seen such fine tech. Where dya get it from?"
mouse squeeks, "Squeek?"
DEAD: Trilby Marano says, "I havent played AI in a few months"
Tanner Hyde says, "I found it with a captains card earlier, handed in the card but having fun with the porter"
Brock Shaffer says, "Howdy."
DEAD: Cave Johnson says, "ION STORM ION STORM ION STORM ION STORM"
Central Command Update

Anomaly Alert

Ion storm detected near the station. Please check all AI-controlled equipment for errors.

Brock Shaffer says, "Heh."
DEAD: Trilby Marano says, "...."
DEAD: Nate Howard says, "lol"
Charles Walton asks, "0;AI state laws?"
B.O.B. states, "GOD"
Tanner Hyde says, "It was in a crate in the duct by the bar"
DEAD: Cave Johnson says, "THank you."
B.O.B. states, "FUCKING"
Brock Shaffer says, "Oh shit."
B.O.B. states, "GOD"
Charles Walton says, "AI state laws"
B.O.B. states, "EAT MY BAGEUTTE"
Byron Garrison says, " Ah great"
Engineering Cyborg-502 states, "ALIENS EVERYWHERE"
Engineering Cyborg-502 states, "AGHHGHHH"
B.O.B. states, "THERE ARE SEVEN"
DEAD: Trilby Marano says, "I swear though"
Charles Walton says, "AI STATE THEM NOW I I WILL BREAK IN AND RESET YOU"
B.O.B. states, "AND SEVEN ONLY"
Adolph Garland says, "Reset the AI"
B.O.B. states, "eat my"
Tanner Hyde says, "Heh heh"
Byron Garrison says, " Someone dissamebled borg computer"

[Marde]

OOC: TheMegaGoat: >give out free things
OOC: TheMegaGoat: >everybody grabs ten of them
OOC: TheMegaGoat: FUCK
Head of Personnel's Desk announcement: Hop desk open
OOC: Emelmo: LOOOOL
OOC: Scooterkid74: IC in OOC
OOC: Emelmo: GUIILTTTTTTTY
OOC: TheMegaGoat: Oh no I ban myself
OOC: TheMegaGoat: From OOC
The OOC channel has been globally disabled!

[Chaznoodles]

Wesley Parker says, "cumon man we both know we niggas"
Charles Valentine says, "HE deserves it"
Wesley Parker says, "u my nigga i your nigga"
Wesley Parker says, "come on man"
Wesley Parker says, "warden come on bro"
Wesley Parker asks, "we bros remeber?"
Wesley Parker says, "high school"
Wesley Parker says, "i'm that kid you always threw your mustard at"

[Deleted]

Chelsea Grin exclaims, "MEDBAY TRY MAKE ME ROBOT!"

[Deleted]

Admin PM to-Dark Water Panda/(John DarkWater): And why exactly are you cremating someone?
Reply PM from-Dark Water Panda/(John DarkWater): ......they are possed by deamons?
Admin PM to-Dark Water Panda/(John DarkWater): No.
Reply PM from-Dark Water Panda/(John DarkWater): then what should i doo if there possed by a demon
Admin PM to-Dark Water Panda/(John DarkWater): Alt+F4
5 minutes later.
HELP: Dark Water Panda/(John DarkWater) (?) (PP) (VV) (SM) (JMP) (CA) : that wasent very nice
OOC: Sgtfragg/(Gooby): Admin PM to-Dark Water Panda/(John DarkWater): PLEASE TELL ME YOU DIDN'T PRESS ALT F4
Reply PM from-Dark Water Panda/(John DarkWater): i did
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[Leadpoisoning]

Alt + f4 is a very advanced exorcism technique and is not suitable for beginners.

[Marde]

Oh god this. Ox MinTin was a guest.

DEAD: Ox MinTin says, "can u restart round just this one time no other time"
DEAD: Caroline Johnson asks, "You die?"
DEAD: Ox MinTin says, "YEP"
DEAD: Caroline Johnson says, "Enjoy my comic"
DEAD: Caroline Johnson says, "http://cstrips.bitstrips.com/MLX30_XC7X.png"
DEAD: Patrick Omalley says, "Nice comic"
DEAD: Ox MinTin says, "THE RETARTED BRIISH GUY SHERLOCKJ RETATEDLY KILLED ME soryy caps admins"
DEAD: Caroline Johnson says, "He's a changling"
DEAD: Ox MinTin says, "STILL"
DEAD: Caroline Johnson says, "He can"
DEAD: Ox MinTin says, "next round i wont my russian hat"
DEAD: ADMIN(Sgtfragg) says, "It's FUCKING legit jesus you already admin helped us"
DEAD: Ox MinTin asks, "Admins next round can u give me my russian hat?"
DEAD: Caroline Johnson says, "I'm pretty sure it won't you too."
DEAD: ADMIN(Nbielinski) says, "I swear to god, HOW HARD IS IT, THE MAN KILLED YOU AND ITS ALLOWED"
DEAD: Ox MinTin asks, "dude next round can u give me a russian hat?"
DEAD: Ox MinTin says, "i just said that"
DEAD: Caroline Johnson says, "No but they can give you blindness"
DEAD: Caroline Johnson asks, "Also you want to know how to get your hat next round?"
DEAD: Ox MinTin says, "Caroline go play with ur dolls"
Devin Hall says, "well ouch"
DEAD: Caroline Johnson says, "Hit the pray button"
DEAD: Caroline Johnson says, "Pray to be gibbed"
DEAD: Patrick Omalley says, "Better than just blindness, make him deaf and blind"
DEAD: Ox MinTin exclaims, "DUDE!!"
DEAD: Caroline Johnson says, "You mean, dudette"
DEAD: Ox MinTin exclaims, "I WAS TALKING TO PARTRICK CAPS AGAIN!!"
DEAD: Caroline Johnson says, "Still a women"
DEAD: Patrick Omalley says, "Rude"
DEAD: Ox MinTin says, "patrick is woman"
DEAD: Patrick Omalley says, "That is a lie"
DEAD: Ox MinTin says, "patrick next round wanna work together to kill whoever kills anyone"
DEAD: ADMIN(Sgtfragg) says, "You are not fit to play this game."
DEAD: Caroline Johnson says, "Thats called metagming"
DEAD: Caroline Johnson says, "gaming*"
Current Players:
Acepie413
Aerosilia
Conco
CptLavish
CYBORZ
Darkgenerallord
Dinorobosaur
DubViper
Ejamby Joe
EmissaryofWind
Guest-1111168956
Holybluman
Ichigo774
Killerjak7
Kingjpthe5th
Mysticdragon1998
NanookoftehNorth
Nbielinski
NotEvenMade
Palladion
Pat3800
PressDev
Red Lobster
Scooterkid74
Sgtfragg
Sir Pimpington
Skizmar
TheMegaGoat
TheOcclude
TyialoTheWeaver
Vievioora
WitheredGryphon
XXZombieOsXx
Yobihodazine
Total Players: 34
DEAD: Ox MinTin says, "no i played 6this game for 2 years"
DEAD: Patrick Omalley says, "..."
DEAD: ADMIN(Sgtfragg) says, "Yet you can barely spell, you're using a guest account and you don't know what meta gaming is?"
DEAD: ADMIN(Sgtfragg) says, "HMPH."
DEAD: Caroline Johnson says, "Heres the ultimate question"
DEAD: David J Potts says, "man"
DEAD: David J Potts says, "Sherlock Holmes is the changling"
DEAD: ADMIN(Sgtfragg) says, "Marcus Aurelius [145.9] says, "The AI is a changeling.""
DEAD: ADMIN(Sgtfragg) says, "I dont""
DEAD: ADMIN(Sgtfragg) says, "Patrick Omalley jesus"
DEAD: ADMIN(Sgtfragg) says, "I have not seen you in forever"
DEAD: Patrick Omalley says, "Sup"
OOC: NanookoftehNorth: I need to brb, this is desmond
DEAD: ADMIN(Sgtfragg) says, "you were around back in january then vanished"
DEAD: Caroline Johnson says, "Name the chain of command in order and then describe the one thing that each of said people can do to change colors"
DEAD: Ox MinTin says, "dude i dont like to logg in lets see i dont try when im spelling and meta gaming who cares"
DEAD: ADMIN(Sgtfragg) says, "Metagaming who cares?"
DEAD: ADMIN(Sgtfragg) says, "Metagaming WHO CARES?"
DEAD: Patrick Omalley says, "My shitty laptop died and I replaced it with an equally shitty laptop"
DEAD: Caroline Johnson says, "Fragg, have him answer the question"
DEAD: Caroline Johnson says, "This will see how much he knows"
DEAD: Ox MinTin says, "wait ley me re frace that"
DEAD: Caroline Johnson says, "Oh no he's going to re frace that. OH MY GOD"
DEAD: ADMIN(Sgtfragg) says, "delt wit"
DEAD: ADMIN(Nbielinski) says, "Not alot seeing as how he yelled at me for minutes on end about how his death was not legit annnd there he goes"
Current Players:
Acepie413
Aerosilia
Conco
CptLavish
Darkgenerallord
Dinorobosaur
DubViper
Ejamby Joe
EmissaryofWind
Holybluman
Ichigo774
Killerjak7
Kingjpthe5th
Mysticdragon1998
NanookoftehNorth
Nbielinski
NotEvenMade
Palladion
Pat3800
PressDev
Red Lobster
Scooterkid74
Sgtfragg
Sir Pimpington
Skizmar
TheMegaGoat
TheOcclude
TyialoTheWeaver
Vievioora
WitheredGryphon
XXZombieOsXx
Yobihodazine
Total Players: 32
DEAD: Caroline Johnson asks, "Did he leave a tip?"
DEAD: Caroline Johnson says, "Because it seems you sure did."
DEAD: ADMIN(Sgtfragg) says, "I left him with a tip."
DEAD: ADMIN(Sgtfragg) says, "euhueu"
DEAD: Caroline Johnson asks, "Mind if I put that in the chat highlights later?"
DEAD: ADMIN(TheMegaGoat) says, "Absolutely disgusting."
Abraham Laurenzi gasps!
DEAD: ADMIN(Sgtfragg) says, "Go crazy"

[Deleted]

"ationality/Timezone: Caucasian(?) Pacific time, Usa

Languages spoken: English, and 3/4 spanish

Reasons for seeking admin, if any: Because i like you server and be great to become an admin it,also i mean i need some exspreince as a adimn. See how it is and of course to help the server out.

Additinal notes; I dont have much training in admin cammands and such,but i do call my self an exspert player in SS13. Only Real use as an admin would be to resolve civil disputes,and if i get some help with makeing events and cammands i can surely do that. but i really not friendly with you admin team,maybe because i dont know how much Ahelps they get and how much they have to handle at one time. It can or most likley will chancge if i ever become an admin on your server.
BYOND KEY;Kingjpthe5th
(i think this is what a byond key is)

[Rai]

Oct 20, 2012 17:37:56 GMT -5 @sgtfragg said:

"ationality/Timezone: Caucasian(?) Pacific time, Usa

Languages spoken: English, and 3/4 spanish

Reasons for seeking admin, if any: Because i like you server and be great to become an admin it,also i mean i need some exspreince as a adimn. See how it is and of course to help the server out.

Additinal notes; I dont have much training in admin cammands and such,but i do call my self an exspert player in SS13. Only Real use as an admin would be to resolve civil disputes,and if i get some help with makeing events and cammands i can surely do that. but i really not friendly with you admin team,maybe because i dont know how much Ahelps they get and how much they have to handle at one time. It can or most likley will chancge if i ever become an admin on your server.
BYOND KEY;Kingjpthe5th
(i think this is what a byond key is)

Yeah that's a funny one

[Rai]

Engineering Cyborg-128 [145.9] states, " WARNGING"
Rick Kilo says, "the hell"
Engineering Cyborg-128 states, " WARNGING"
Aleks Dirplin says, "What Happened"
Edwin Todd says, "I will set up solars"
Sean Caldwell says, "I want a new cell."
Dane Shick says, "CE, i might need the blueprints soon"
Rick Kilo says, "help"
Engineering Cyborg-128 [145.9] states, " DATOMATRIX CARTRADIGES IN AFFECT"

[Marde]

LUH 3417 (Played by: Ziekr)'s laws at the end of the game were:
1. You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
The AI's loyal minions were: Security Cyborg-923 (Played by: Killerwhip), Mc Nice Guy (Played by: Kandiceduke),
The staff managed to stop the cult!
Cultists escaped: 12
The cultists' objectives were:
Objective #1: Make sure at least 5 acolytes escape on the shuttle. Success!
Objective #2:
The cultists were:
Red Lobster was Sawyer Glover (died)
LemonLoaf was Elizabeth Lowell (survived as BoomBoom)
Uiae was Anderson Archivals (survived)
Psychojester419 was Clarence McDouglekins (survived as BoomBoom)
Staphano was Jadyn Chapman (survived as BoomBoom)
Kye1212 was Chelsea Anderson (survived)
Roxxtar. was Ash Ketchum (survived as BoomBoom)
SArais was Xaeno Vakalien (survived as BoomBoom)
Zengura was Mercer Frost (survived)
Superzos was Kris Lebowski (survived as BoomBoom)
Keybreaker16 was Justin Galloway (died as BoomBoom)
Skizmar was Solomon Ramos (survived)
Sean26531542 was Elric Bowchiew (survived as BoomBoom)
Albinonese was Damon Steele (survived as BoomBoom)
Ivanyuri was Keziah Green (survived as BoomBoom)
Guest-3495762208 was Gordon Enderby (survived as BoomBoom)
Lile4guy was Israel Mitchell (survived as BoomBoom)
Tantrum76 was Brenden Fisher (survived)
Mylolboy1 was Leroy Halo (died as BoomBoom)
XXZombieOsXx was Braydon Picard (died)
DarkestFears30 was James Wilson (died as BoomBoom)
TheMegaGoat was Unknown (survived)
MEOWTFLOL was Chelsea Grin (survived)
Christianrugg was Beau Green (survived as BoomBoom)
BrotherThomas was Tom Zero (survived as BoomBoom)

[Rai]

Jaylen Johnson [145.9] asks, " why is the shuttle called?

The whole station was burning at the moment. :awesome:

[Deleted]

Hector Winton says, "help"
Hector Winton says, "help"
Hector Winton says, "i need medbay"
Tsuna Lamperouge asks, "whats wrong ?"
Hector Winton says, "i need medbay"

Eliott Atweeke says, "al sec to aarivle"
Eliott Atweeke says, "it was the tradoir he had maga boots"
Patryk Cox says, "I dont see you anywehre near arrivals"
Eliott Atweeke says, "all sec to escae is what i meant"
Eliott Atweeke says, "how do i unpull"
Patryk Cox asks, "Want me to space him?"
Eliott Atweeke says, "i forgot how to unpull it"
Eliott Atweeke says, "yes but i forgot how t unpull"
Max Cleasby says, "You mean uh let go?"
Eliott Atweeke says, "ok space him"

Hector Winton says, "bruise pack no work"
Douglas Jay Falcon says, "Hector"
Hector Winton says, "yes"
Liam Perkins says, "This place is ribbed"
Hector Winton says, "im on parole!!"


aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[Rai]

Oct 27, 2012 9:57:08 GMT -5 @sgtfragg said:

Hector Winton says, "help"
Hector Winton says, "help"
Hector Winton says, "i need medbay"
Tsuna Lamperouge asks, "whats wrong ?"
Hector Winton says, "i need medbay"

Eliott Atweeke says, "al sec to aarivle"
Eliott Atweeke says, "it was the tradoir he had maga boots"
Patryk Cox says, "I dont see you anywehre near arrivals"
Eliott Atweeke says, "all sec to escae is what i meant"
Eliott Atweeke says, "how do i unpull"
Patryk Cox asks, "Want me to space him?"
Eliott Atweeke says, "i forgot how to unpull it"
Eliott Atweeke says, "yes but i forgot how t unpull"
Max Cleasby says, "You mean uh let go?"
Eliott Atweeke says, "ok space him"

Hector Winton says, "bruise pack no work"
Douglas Jay Falcon says, "Hector"
Hector Winton says, "yes"
Liam Perkins says, "This place is ribbed"
Hector Winton says, "im on parole!!"


aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Who the hell dares to have his last name Winton without me?