SS13 Chat Highlights

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PRAY: Gentlemens Club VIP/(Alexa Macintosh) (?) (PP) (VV) (SM) (JMP) (CA) (SC): Why u lie? i was supose to becom a hire bean

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Jamar Rogers (Security Officer) [145.9] says, "Atmos[pjeriocs maybe compromised"

[Name Changing Autist]

Johnny Johnson [145.9] says, Guys theres lings on board

He says this during a Confirmed Nuke Round and after watching someone get gunned down with a Syndi Submachinegun

[Name Changing Autist]

Person kills two random people and responds with this:
"ahh i atakked becuse i thot he was a monkey"
and when asked how they thought that these humans were monkeys:
"yes becuase i thot they wear transformead my genetics"

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DEAD: Devin Lord says, "That even sad as fucky"

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HELP: Ryan131/(Ryan Mathews) (?) (PP) (VV) (SM) (JMP) (CA) : whats the staition blueprints
ADMIN LOG: SubtleMessage: Sgtfragg/(NT Enforcement Borg #26) -> Ryan131/(Ryan Mathews) : ask over radio

HELP: Profury123/(Luke Mathews) (?) (PP) (VV) (SM) (JMP) (CA) : where can you find the station blue prints
ADMIN: Sgtfragg/(NT Enforcement Borg #26) (JMP): BRILLIANT
Reply PM from-Ryan131/(Ryan Mathews): please can you now tell me what the staition blueprints are
Admin PM to-Ryan131/(Ryan Mathews): CE's office
Reply PM from-Ryan131/(Ryan Mathews): who ce
Reply PM from-Ryan131/(Ryan Mathews): who CE is it the captain

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Natascha Cypret says, "HELOP MY"

[Marde]

OOC: Moiz: What if
OOC: Moiz: I order TITS
OOC: Scooterkid74: You need a women first

[Name Changing Autist]

Mr. Omicron: What the ass
Mr. Omicron: Fucking admins
Mr. Omicron: Apparenly I need to, "Steal the station"
Mr. Omicron: Fucking hell

LATER AT ROUND END:

Preamble was Axel Camp (survived as Arcadia Green)
Changeling ID: Mr. Omicron.
Genomes Absorbed: 20
Objective #1: Absorb 3 compatible genomes. Success!
Objective #2: Assassinate Daegan Wreath, the Botanist. Success!
Objective #3: Steal the station blueprints. Success!
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive. Success!
The changeling was successful!

[DrunkenFlyingDemoman]

DEAD: Drake Natan says, "Why am i here...I'm not supposed to be here, infact, why did i spend the last ten hours cleaning shit in a video game?"

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Chef Anthony Foyer [145.9] says, "HOLY SHIT THEY SHITTED THEMSELVES TO DEATH"
Chef Anthony Foyer [145.9] says, " THE LINGS WERE ONLY A DISTRACTION"
Chef Anthony Foyer says, "THE REAL THREAT IS SPACE DIARRHEA"

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Bartender Sven Glade: AINT SEX A FANCY WORD FOR WRESTLING!? OLE!
Assistant Biff Pretzel: Y'see that's how me and your mother got together.
Assistant Biff Pretzel: We were wrestling then we got into a snuggle struggle.
Assistant Biff Pretzel: I robusted her penis with my vagina.
Assistant Biff Pretzel: Needless to say she felt more than a tiny prick.

[Jerkael]

The horror

[Name Changing Autist]

HELP: Thelighterone/(monkey (3519)) (?) (PP) (VV) (SM) (JMP) (CA) : do i get banned for making myself into a monkey

[Freaky Barber]

Chaplain Gemni Wisarc says, "dude..."
Assistant Robot Gorillaman blinds Chaplain Gemni Wisarc with the flash!
Chaplain Gemni Wisarc says, "ok now you are being a dick"
Assistant Robot Gorillaman blinds Chaplain Gemni Wisarc with the flash!
Chaplain Gemni Wisarc says, "....."
Assistant Robot Gorillaman blinds Chaplain Gemni Wisarc with the flash!
Chaplain Gemni Wisarc asks, "can you stop yet?"
The emergency closet has been welded shut by Assistant Robot Gorillaman.
Assistant Robot Gorillaman puts the welding tool into the tool-belt.
Chaplain Gemni Wisarc says, "asshole"