SS13 Chat Highlights

[DrunkenFlyingDemoman]

Resist

DEAD: Drake Nathan says, "They say, that everything always has a moral behind it, but for me? There is no moral about my existance, except.....I will fight you."

[Name Changing Autist]

DEAD: Clown The Baws says, "but the warden was SO STUPID so i needed to try to kill him"
DEAD: Clown The Baws says, "like not just STUPID but retraded"

[Name Changing Autist]

Pimp (AI) [145.9] states, "mime is dead in the engineer"

[luibei25]

PM: Spacemanspark->Crackerroll: How the fuck is a dog supposed to give someone an ass inspection anyways?

[Name Changing Autist]

Jun 1, 2013 20:03:23 GMT -5 luibei25 said:

PM: Spacemanspark->Crackerroll: How the fuck is a dog supposed to give someone an ass inspection anyways?

What!? They do it all the time!

[crackerroll]

Jun 1, 2013 20:03:23 GMT -5 luibei25 said:

PM: Spacemanspark->Crackerroll: How the fuck is a dog supposed to give someone an ass inspection anyways?

hahahahaha
That's just great, I had forgotten about that guy

[DrunkenFlyingDemoman]

By sniffing, how else?

DEAD: Drake Nathan says, "This retardancy is literally on fire, literally, the main retard is on fire, thanks to another retard, with a retarded flamethrower."

[Deleted]

Priority Announcement

Alright crew, we're gonna have a good shift today. Nothing bad is going to happen, right?

Scientist Turtle Wexler [145.9] says, " OH GOD ALL THE SLIMES ARE LOOSE"
Assistant Mike Inferno [145.9] says, "HELP NUKE OPS"
Detective Brodie Staymates [145.9] says, " The Sing is loose"
QM Alec Kilburn [145.9] exclaims, " HOLY FUCK A SPIDER! BLOW UP THE SHIP!!!"
Engineering Cyborg-559 [145.9] states, " ROBOTOSCIST IS BRAINDEAD"
HoP Cormano Valdez [145.9] says, "WHAT"

[Deleted]

DEAD: Scientist Jake Last says, "I DON'T GIVE TWO SHITS ABOUT THE SINGU-FUCKING-LIRATY."
DEAD: Gomander Dobkeratops says, "shhhhh don't break the mood, we are watching the game"
DEAD: Gomander Dobkeratops says, "think about lusty xenos"
DEAD: Gomander Dobkeratops says, "their dark slim skins"
DEAD: Jennifer Hale says, "Or Lusty Clowns"
DEAD: Gomander Dobkeratops says, "sexy tits and asses"
DEAD: Gomander Dobkeratops says, "all cool and glistering"
DEAD: Jennifer Hale says, "There White chunky skin"
DEAD: Jennifer Hale says, "All sweaty and banana flavoured"
DEAD: ADMIN(RustyShackleford1) says, "i hate deadchat"

[Rai]

Assistant Jacob Mcintosh says, "I knew that, my proboscis is my penis... I found that out the hard way on prom night..."

[Nibbles]

OOC: Nbielinski: Five minutes
OOC: Nbielinski: Not a single Ahelp
OOC: Nbielinski: I am 4 happeh
OOC: DerptheStewpidGoat: Yay?
DEAD: Geneticist Vincent Vega asks, "Really?"
HELP: Bgobandit/(Mime Turtle Wexler) (?) (PP) (VV) (SM) (JMP) (CA) : Hi
OOC: DerptheStewpidGoat: Yaaay
HELP: Justin-Newton/(Captain Zane Xethos) (?) (PP) (VV) (SM) (JMP) (CA) : ccccombo breaker

[Deleted]

OOC: Nbielinski: All of you
OOC: Nbielinski: Can go
OOC: Nbielinski: And eat
OOC: Nbielinski: A massive
OOC: Nbielinski: Tree

[Name Changing Autist]

*Reads 'The Lusty Xenomorph' over the Intercoms and gets arrested and later killed by the Xenomorph Police*
DEAD: Officer Scott Johnson says, "curse you all"
DEAD: Officer Scott Johnson says, "I hope your asshole dissappear next morning"
DEAD: Officer Scott Johnson says, "and you want to take a shit"

[Name Changing Autist]

Geneticist Jerrie Gregory [145.9] says, " I will do whatever, but first i must cure this bearded monkey woman of tourretes"

[theori]

I have a few that might be amusing. Been saving them up for a while.

Torack Morgue says, "Because like I said, the fork was alive"

You hear a voice in your head... Hmmm, I shall pass the phone, then, mind you, he doesn't take too kindly to brainrot, which can probably be traced to Varius but who cares.

Captain Phillip J. Fry says, "right now weve got a drugged burger"
You start to drill the burger
H.A.L. 9000 [145.9] queries, "Captain, why are you not performing your actual duties?"
Director Jessica Haitus says, "I find this burger drillable."
Captain Phillip J. Fry says, "if you dont want it dont have it"
Captain Phillip J. Fry says, "woah"
Director Jessica Haitus says, "Hand it back, or I'll find YOU drillable."

Dolphin [145.9] states, "EK EK EK EKKFUCKINGSPACE CARP ABOVE BRIDGE EKEKEKEKEKEK"
Roboticist Jessica Haitus [145.9] says, " EK EK EK."
Roboticist Jessica Haitus says, " EK EK EK."
Roboticist Jessica Haitus [145.9] says, " Man, I knew learning Dolphin would come in handy some day"

And then, later on...

Roboticist Jessica Haitus [145.9] says, " And how do you suggest we call the shuttle with no power? Or, for the AI, Ek ek ek, eeek ek ekk eek ek ek ek eeeeek ekkk ek ekk ek eeek ek ek ek."

Scientist Graeme Stroble asks, "Do you have a moment to talk about our dark overlord Nar-Sie?"
Chemist Peter Chapman says, "Nothing else to do, so sure."
Scientist Graeme Stroble says, "Well, Nar-Sie will take us all to Dark Heaven if we obey his will."
Chemist Peter Chapman asks, "Dark Heaven? Do we get virgins?"
Scientist Graeme Stroble exclaims, "We have a fun initiation, and you can kill infidels!"
Scientist Graeme Stroble exclaims, "And yes, you get lots of virgins!"

Well, thats all for now.