SS13 Chat Highlights

[DragonRider23]

Kerstina Billions on Drugs

Kerstina Billions [145.9] exclaims, " HELP ME!"
Adam Walick [145.9] asks, " Where?"
Kerstina Billions [145.9] says, " IM IN FUCKING SANE"
Steve Mason [145.9] says, "Kieraaaaaaaa."
Sarah Metzer [145.9] says, " Okay."
Kerstina Billions [145.9] exclaims, " I KEEP HEARING SHIT, I SEE FIRE EVERYWHATER I JUST GET TO HOLD SHIT AND I KEEP SEEING A MUTILATED DEAD BODY!"
Scootaloo [145.9] asks, "Shion, are you alright?"
Shion Uzuki [145.9] says, "Yes, I'm fine."
Cecil O Vera [145.9] says, "You high as shit, Kerstina."
Dominic Stern [145.9] says, " Where are you"
Kerstina Billions [145.9] exclaims, " OH GODS I JUST WANTED TELEKENISIS! NOT INSANITY!"
Kerstina Billions [145.9] says, " THE MINING STATION"
Dr. John Murray [145.9] says, "Chef to QM"
Kerstina Billions [145.9] says, "FUCK IM SHOCKED"
Robust Softdrinks beeps, "Robust Softdrinks: More robust then a toolbox to the head!"
Kerstina Billions [145.9] says, " i get it now"
Seth Eam [145.9] says, "ai open eva i need some rods"
Kerstina Billions [145.9] says, " i UNDER STAND"
Seth Eam [145.9] says, "AI i need you to open EVA"
Kerstina Billions [145.9] exclaims, " i prayed to trip balles all the way to high havean and here i got!"

[Deleted]

Leonel Ludwig says, "i caould beat the ai in a game of wit's

[Deleted]

HELP: Blackman1/(Anon Yemus) (PP) (VV) (SM) (JMP) (CA): Oh right, you mean an admin pule wire? AKA the one where you randomly create explosions because you think a bomb should explode becus its bomb!!1!

Steven The Russian [145.9] says, "all crew stay out of pick up to we to its timee to go"

[Dr. Strangeslaughter]

Dawson Powers [145.9] says, "Its a revolutionary captain is rogue cultist"

[39kk9t]

[green]Mateo Young [145.9] asks, "Appendectomy? Anyone?"
Mateo Young [145.9] exclaims, "I'll let you keep your appendix afterwards!"
Julianna Hirleman [145.9] says, "Well, In order to get a free spacewagon, I need a surgical procedure preformed on my torso..."
Julianna Hirleman [145.9] says, "Alright."
[/green]
Mateo Young exclaims, "Welcome!"
Mateo Young exclaims, "Come right on in!"
Julianna Hirleman says, "I don't understand centcomm at all."
Julianna Hirleman exclaims, "Woah, Surgical tools!"
Mateo Young asks, "Right, would you like your surgery done with or without anesthetic?"
Julianna Hirleman says, "Without, Because I don't need that crap."
Mateo Young says, "Nice."
Mateo Young says, "Up on the table you go then"
Mateo Young asks, "Any corrective eye surgery you need done as well?"
Julianna Hirleman says, "Knowing centcomm, This won't hurt too bad."
Julianna Hirleman says, "No, My eyes are fine."
Mateo Young exclaims, "Alrighty then, let's get to it!"
[red]Julianna Hirleman is beginning to have his abdomen cut open with the scalpel by Mateo Young.
Mateo Young is beginning to clamp bleeders in Julianna Hirleman's abdomen cut open with the hemostat.[/red]
Julianna Hirleman says, "RAAAGH"
Julianna Hirleman says, "THE PAIN"
Mateo Young exclaims, "Oh don't worry, pain is temporary!"
Julianna Hirleman says, "WHY DID I ASK FOR NO ANESTHETIC"
Mateo Young says, "Losing blood rapily however, is not"
[red]Mateo Young retracts the flap in Julianna Hirleman's abdomen cut open with the retractor.[/red]
Julianna Hirleman says, "Woah, Coo- ARGAHRGAH THE PAIN"
Mateo Young says, "Now, let's see here..."
Mateo Young says, "Is it the yellow thing, or the red thing..."
Julianna Hirleman says, "NOT THE RED THING"
Mateo Young says, "I bet it's this one"
Julianna Hirleman says, "DON'T CUT THE RED THING"
[red]Julianna Hirleman is beginning to have his appendix seperated with the scalpel by Mateo Young.[/red]
Mateo Young exclaims, "Oh no! Kidneys!"
[red]Mateo Young is removing Julianna Hirleman's appendix with the hemostat.[/red]
Mateo Young says, "Now, this is going to burn for just a second"
Mateo Young says, "but with the pain of a thousand hot suns"
[red]Mateo Young is beginning to cauterize the incision in Julianna Hirleman's abdomen with the cautery.[/red]
Julianna Hirleman says, "A-Alrighty then."
Julianna Hirleman exclaims, "RAAAAAAAAAAAARHG!"
[green]Julianna Hirleman [145.9] exclaims, "HRARARRRGH!"[/green]
Mateo Young asks, "The computer says you're stable. I guess that means fine?"
Julianna Hirleman exclaims, "Hopefully!"
[blue]Mateo Young shakes Julianna Hirleman trying to wake her up![/blue]
Mateo Young points to the appendix
Mateo Young exclaims, "Tadah!"
Julianna Hirleman says, "That hurt."
Mateo Young says, "One free appendectomy"
Julianna Hirleman says, "I've always wondered what my appendix tasted like."
Julianna Hirleman says, "Well, For half a second."
Mateo Young says, "Well, I offered anesthetics"
Julianna Hirleman says, "ARGHAHRGAHRGAHG"
Julianna Hirleman exclaims, "IT TASTES LIKE SHIT!"
Julianna Hirleman asks, "Do you offer free water?"
Mateo Young exclaims, "There you go!"
Julianna Hirleman says, "Ahh."
Mateo Young says, "And no, sorry, you'll have to go to the cafe"
Julianna Hirleman says, "Oh, Damn."
Mateo Young says, "I hear the donuts help cover up the taste nicely"
Julianna Hirleman says, "WOAAAAAAAH."
Julianna Hirleman exclaims, "It tastes like... Pie!"
Julianna Hirleman says, "A lot better than an apendix."

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Dean Ridge is trying to take off a fake moustache from Max Cleasby's head!
Max Cleasby says, "I'VE BEEN FOILED."
Dean Ridge exclaims, "its fake!!!"

[Marde]

Cave Johnson says, "No, you start screaming over the radio that we are being attacked, don't reveal our location."
Sarah Metzer says, "Tell me when"
Cave Johnson says, "I'll start, you guys help. Then you just stop yelling."
Sarah Metzer says, "Okay"
Cave Johnson [145.9] exclaims, "GET AWAY!"
Cave Johnson exclaims, "GET AWAY!"
Sarah Metzer [145.9] says, " AAAUUUUGH"
Sarah Metzer says, " AAAUUUUGH"
Shion Uzuki [145.9] exclaims, "Sir, there's too many!"
Shion Uzuki exclaims, "Sir, there's too many!"
Cave Johnson [145.9] exclaims, "Sarah!"
Cave Johnson exclaims, "Sarah!"
Sarah Metzer [145.9] says, " KEEP SHOOTING"
Sarah Metzer says, " KEEP SHOOTING"
Sarah Metzer says, "MY LEEEG"
Cave Johnson [145.9] says, "I'm out."
Cave Johnson says, "I'm out."
GREAT i am AI agin [145.9] states, "Stanley Hudson has signed up as Assistant."
Shion Uzuki [145.9] exclaims, "G-g-g-g-e-e-e-t-t O-u-t!"
Shion Uzuki exclaims, "G-g-g-g-e-e-e-t-t O-u-t!"
Zinedine Zidane [145.9] says, "Sounds like Sarah just got kidnapped by a tentacle monster."
Sarah Metzer [145.9] says, " COME GET SOME"
Sarah Metzer says, " COME GET SOME"
Zinedine Zidane [145.9] says, "Oh well."
Cave Johnson [145.9] says, "Damn it."
Cave Johnson says, "Damn it."
Sarah Metzer [145.9] says, " MY LEEEG"
Sarah Metzer says, " MY LEEEG"
Dell Conagher [145.9] says, "I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going."
Hodly Powers [145.9] says, " That's.. wow."
Shion Uzuki says, "Too dramatic."
Cave Johnson [145.9] exclaims, "Get off of her!"
Cave Johnson exclaims, "Get off of her!"
Sarah Metzer [145.9] says, " STOP IT"
Sarah Metzer says, " STOP IT"
Cave Johnson [145.9] exclaims, "Get away cultests!"
Cave Johnson exclaims, "Get away cultests!"
Zinedine Zidane [145.9] says, "I'm getting a boner right now."
Cave Johnson [145.9] says, "SHIT WHY THE HELL IS THIS DOOR LOCKED"
Cave Johnson says, "SHIT WHY THE HELL IS THIS DOOR LOCKED"
Dell Conagher [145.9] says, "That's creepy, man."
Sarah Metzer says, "This is not what I was going for"
Dell Conagher [145.9] says, "Keep it to yourself."
Zinedine Zidane [145.9] says, "Yeah. I'm pretty fucked up."
p.n.a.ts. [145.9] declares, "I'm a robot!"
Cave Johnson [145.9] says, "d-d-d-a-m-m-i-t-t"
Cave Johnson says, "d-d-d-a-m-m-i-t-t"
Sarah Metzer [145.9] exclaims, " Quick go around!"
Sarah Metzer exclaims, " Quick go around!"
Zinedine Zidane [145.9] says, "You should see what happens to me when I'm near a Durand."
Shion Uzuki says, "Now we hope he doesn't get nearby."
Cave Johnson says, "Your supposed to be dead."
Sarah Metzer says, "ouch"
Sarah Metzer says, "i feel deader already"
Cave Johnson says, "You spoke over the radio"

[geldon]

Buck Lombardi says, "SOMEONE NEEDS TO SHOVE THESE COOKIES DOWN MY THROAT SO I CAN EAT THEM"

[Vigorous]

Mr.Awesome3 made me cry. :awesome:

[Evildog188]

I come back on the forums every once and a while just to look at this thread, Lead you're awesome.

[Jerkael]

Jarvis H. Cunningham asks, "Hey, are you a real clown or just a sec officer in disguise?"

I'm just not capable of feeling shocked by this anymore.

[Leadpoisoning]

Jun 8, 2012 22:18:47 GMT -5 Marde said:

Cave Johnson says, "No, you start screaming over the radio that we are being attacked, don't reveal our location."
Sarah Metzer says, "Tell me when"
Cave Johnson says, "I'll start, you guys help. Then you just stop yelling."
Sarah Metzer says, "Okay"
Cave Johnson [145.9] exclaims, "GET AWAY!"
Cave Johnson exclaims, "GET AWAY!"
Sarah Metzer [145.9] says, " AAAUUUUGH"
Sarah Metzer says, " AAAUUUUGH"
Shion Uzuki [145.9] exclaims, "Sir, there's too many!"
Shion Uzuki exclaims, "Sir, there's too many!"
Cave Johnson [145.9] exclaims, "Sarah!"
Cave Johnson exclaims, "Sarah!"
Sarah Metzer [145.9] says, " KEEP SHOOTING"
Sarah Metzer says, " KEEP SHOOTING"
Sarah Metzer says, "MY LEEEG"
Cave Johnson [145.9] says, "I'm out."
Cave Johnson says, "I'm out."
GREAT i am AI agin [145.9] states, "Stanley Hudson has signed up as Assistant."
Shion Uzuki [145.9] exclaims, "G-g-g-g-e-e-e-t-t O-u-t!"
Shion Uzuki exclaims, "G-g-g-g-e-e-e-t-t O-u-t!"
Zinedine Zidane [145.9] says, "Sounds like Sarah just got kidnapped by a tentacle monster."
Sarah Metzer [145.9] says, " COME GET SOME"
Sarah Metzer says, " COME GET SOME"
Zinedine Zidane [145.9] says, "Oh well."
Cave Johnson [145.9] says, "Damn it."
Cave Johnson says, "Damn it."
Sarah Metzer [145.9] says, " MY LEEEG"
Sarah Metzer says, " MY LEEEG"
Dell Conagher [145.9] says, "I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going."
Hodly Powers [145.9] says, " That's.. wow."
Shion Uzuki says, "Too dramatic."
Cave Johnson [145.9] exclaims, "Get off of her!"
Cave Johnson exclaims, "Get off of her!"
Sarah Metzer [145.9] says, " STOP IT"
Sarah Metzer says, " STOP IT"
Cave Johnson [145.9] exclaims, "Get away cultests!"
Cave Johnson exclaims, "Get away cultests!"
Zinedine Zidane [145.9] says, "I'm getting a boner right now."
Cave Johnson [145.9] says, "SHIT WHY THE HELL IS THIS DOOR LOCKED"
Cave Johnson says, "SHIT WHY THE HELL IS THIS DOOR LOCKED"
Dell Conagher [145.9] says, "That's creepy, man."
Sarah Metzer says, "This is not what I was going for"
Dell Conagher [145.9] says, "Keep it to yourself."
Zinedine Zidane [145.9] says, "Yeah. I'm pretty fucked up."
p.n.a.ts. [145.9] declares, "I'm a robot!"
Cave Johnson [145.9] says, "d-d-d-a-m-m-i-t-t"
Cave Johnson says, "d-d-d-a-m-m-i-t-t"
Sarah Metzer [145.9] exclaims, " Quick go around!"
Sarah Metzer exclaims, " Quick go around!"
Zinedine Zidane [145.9] says, "You should see what happens to me when I'm near a Durand."
Shion Uzuki says, "Now we hope he doesn't get nearby."
Cave Johnson says, "Your supposed to be dead."
Sarah Metzer says, "ouch"
Sarah Metzer says, "i feel deader already"
Cave Johnson says, "You spoke over the radio"

This is too long to put in chat highlights but also AMAZING.

[39kk9t]

Wormhole event, Karrak Ironfist steps into a wormhole and turns up in R&D test chamber

Karrak Ironfist asks, "SPACE TIME ANOMALIES?"
Karrak Ironfist says, "SON OF A BITCH"
Karrak Ironfist says, "SAVE ME BASKETBALL"
Karrak Ironfist says, "SAVE ME"

He then steps into another wormhole and end up in the N2O chamber in Atmos.

[faultedcracker2]

DEAD: Charles Walton says, "MAKE US ALL MICE"
DEAD: Charles Walton exclaims, "AND call us M team!!!!"
DEAD: Charles Walton asks, "You got cheese?"
DEAD: Charles Walton asks, "And no one to eat it?"
DEAD: Charles Walton says, "CALL THE M TEAM"
DEAD: Charles Walton says, "DO DO DO"
DEAD: Charles Walton says, "do do do"
DEAD: Domonic Stern says, "Centom has send a army of rats to ove run your station. Please run and yell."

[Marde]

I trimmed this one a bit.

Sawyer Watson [145.9] says, " Pilot of The Odysseus"
Sawyer Watson [145.9] says, " This is your only warning... Get away from security... Get out of the vehicle... Or be attacked."
Cave Johnson [145.9] says, "Hey shitcurity shut up and do your job right."
Cave Johnson says, "Hey shitcurity shut up and do your job right."
Sawyer Watson [145.9] asks, " Are you in the fucking thing Cave?"
Oscar Miner says, "When me and the mime tried to get him out they stunned us, although I got away thankfully for a sliding door cutting me off from shitcuirty"
Cave Johnson [145.9] asks, "Yes, what are you going to do about it?"
Cave Johnson [145.9] asks, "Cufflebuckle me for no reason?"
Oscar Miner asks, "What thing is he talking about?"
Cave Johnson says, "The CMO's mech."
Head of Security's Desk announcement: HI EVERYONE, WELCOME ME TO JOHN MADDEN FOOTBALL
Oscar Miner says, "Ah."
Sawyer Watson [145.9] says, " Look at it this way... If you keep LSD'ng people and fucking around with it I will destroy it and space you."
Oscar Miner says, "Hahahaha, the CMO is in there"
Cave Johnson [145.9] says, "Try me."
Oscar Miner [Medical] says, "NICE, CMO."
Cave Johnson says, "Whoops. Its a dick move but it saves you."
Oscar Miner says, "Haha."
Mercer Frost [145.9] exclaims, "you fucknut! spy made that! i was healin people till you bitched and i made a timy joke!"
Mercer Frost [145.9] says, "Spy they broke your mech"
Cave Johnson says, "oops"
Spy Ward [145.9] says, "Well that sucks."
Oscar Miner says, "Hahaha...."
Cave Johnson [145.9] says, "Shitcurity as always."