Glorious moments

[lordmummie]

One of the most glorious moments in your SS13 career.

Mine just happend: Was traitor RD, made 4 bombs, got the powersink 2x bombs and space suit package, go to my tele and said:

"Remember, remember the fifth of november.

Gunpowder treason and plot.

I see of no reason why the gunpowder treason

should ever be forgot."

Sent a bomb to bridge, blew it, whilst the midi was playing of the scene where V in V for Vendetta blows the old Bailey. But, I forgot that my bombs were still in the room so I blew those up to by accident and went out like V.


And, what was your most glorious moment?

[Snowfat]

First time ever as xenobiologist: need to assassinate the CMO, go brain dead early on, end up getting back in time to get on the shuttle. Succeed in objective anyway, even though I have no idea what happened that shift.

Second time as xenobiologist: with the dreams of starting an expensive space brothel full of kawaii slime girls, the chemist, robotocist, assitant, and I start to make green slimes, black slimes, and an odysseus. First turn ourselves into slime people then become too fond of our new found friends and everyone but me turns into slimes. I take the odysseus loaded with slime creating syringes and storm medbay to feed my slime friends from genetics' monkeys. After feeding, we turn the CMO and an engineer into slimes and move onwards. Slime army following, we head to the bridge and find the Captain and HoS inside. I ask if either wants to be a slime, and the HoS agrees. After turning him, the HoP walks in and begins attacking me, thinking I was about to turn the Captain into a slime. In really hasty self defense, I turn him into a slime so he'll stop hitting me, but the Captain panics a bit and starts shooting me with his energy gun. A crowd of slime and security alike gather outside and watch as the head of the station becomes one of the masses of goop roaming the station. While leaving the bridge, an officer whom was spraying my slime brethren with a fire extinguisher shoots at me with an energy gun. He is the final human to join the ranks of the slime before the gods struck me down for causing such unnecessary havoc aboard the vessel. Well, at least for four days.

Also AI was rouge, but who cares about that sort of thing.

[lordmummie]

Dec 5, 2013 22:46:24 GMT -5 Snowfat said:

First time ever as xenobiologist: need to assassinate the CMO, go brain dead early on, end up getting back in time to get on the shuttle. Succeed in objective anyway, even though I have no idea what happened that shift.

Second time as xenobiologist: with the dreams of starting an expensive space brothel full of kawaii slime girls, the chemist, robotocist, assitant, and I start to make green slimes, black slimes, and an odysseus. First turn ourselves into slime people then become too fond of our new found friends and everyone but me turns into slimes. I take the odysseus loaded with slime creating syringes and storm medbay to feed my slime friends from genetics' monkeys. After feeding, we turn the CMO and an engineer into slimes and move onwards. Slime army following, we head to the bridge and find the Captain and HoS inside. I ask if either wants to be a slime, and the HoS agrees. After turning him, the HoP walks in and begins attacking me, thinking I was about to turn the Captain into a slime. In really hasty self defense, I turn him into a slime so he'll stop hitting me, but the Captain panics a bit and starts shooting me with his energy gun. A crowd of slime and security alike gather outside and watch as the head of the station becomes one of the masses of goop roaming the station. While leaving the bridge, an officer whom was spraying my slime brethren with a fire extinguisher shoots at me with an energy gun. He is the final human to join the ranks of the slime before the gods struck me down for causing such unnecessary havoc aboard the vessel. Well, at least for four days.

Also AI was rouge, but who cares about that sort of thing.

You give me ideas...

[Gbro]

Killing the captain as a traitor mime without using any traitor items.

Background: I started the tunnel snakes as a mime, the clown joined and then the QM, we set up a base in cargo with the atmos tech, then the captain showed up with booze, and BAM!, the clown strip him and I grab his ID and change my access to captain, then they lock him up in a sec locker, after that, the clown release the (naked) captain, I grab him again and take him to permabrig and I kill him, after that, the clown grabs the body AGAIN and takes him to the station, I found out that one of the doctors is a traitor too and he is being taken to perma, so I took out the officer and we kill him, when we get back to the station, we find out that the captain was cloned and tried to get access to the HoS locker to get guns, se we take him out and the other traitor uses a C4 on him, end of the story, I clone the QM (who died) and take him to the shuttle, but the clown takes his body and dragged him out of the shuttle at 5s before leaving the station, only the lawyer suspected my traitor shenanigans, but he didn't cared when I cloned the QM.

TL;DR: www.tunnelsnakes.com/

[Danuis Studnick]

I was the quartermaster. I had just turned christian, and me and my freed slaves, and the other downtrodden made Cargosia Megas and stole the most potent items from under the noses of the Bourgeoisie, and then in our moment of triumph a vile creation of metal and wire baton-ed our heads in. As we died, I set the singulo and the shuttle off to it's destination - Central Command of NanoTransen.

Or would you rather hear of the time I deleted space with all the shit THAT lovingly entailed, or the time I [failed] fought at 1000 Ians, or the time I Exploded Centcom?

[Atheist Sex God]

I still haven't deleted space yet.

Also this one time I stole the Captain's ID as a mime and declared myself mime captain. The round lasted two hours, and I personally caught two of the three traitors. Then the captain comes on while the shuttle is 4 minutes to arriving and lasers me to death.
Whoops.

[Nibbles]

I asked people who or what I should kill/steal as a traitor. I was told to kill the bartender. Broke into her room, hid in a closet with a parapen and C4. KO'd the Bartender, set the C4, walk out like I own the join.

[christianhat]

Not my experience but I still felt this moment needed to be recognized.

Friend Computer states, "Danius has failed to kill themselves via the Singularity"

[Name Changing Autist]

I heated plasma to 240,000-ish, put oxygen in it and it expanded to 300,000.
Was wondering what the fuck was going on so I opened it in the bar, a few sparks of flame came out and air pressure was pushing the canister around, got close enough to click it and it's on 390,000 KPA, it erupted upon reaching 400,000.

[crystalwarrior]

Dec 10, 2013 20:28:33 GMT -5 Atheist Sex God said:

I still haven't deleted space yet.

Also this one time I stole the Captain's ID as a mime and declared myself mime captain. The round lasted two hours, and I personally caught two of the three traitors. Then the captain comes on while the shuttle is 4 minutes to arriving and lasers me to death.
Whoops.

Was the captain banned or were you the third traitor

[Atheist Sex God]

Mar 28, 2014 5:44:52 GMT -5 crystalwarrior said:

Dec 10, 2013 20:28:33 GMT -5 Atheist Sex God said:

I still haven't deleted space yet.

Also this one time I stole the Captain's ID as a mime and declared myself mime captain. The round lasted two hours, and I personally caught two of the three traitors. Then the captain comes on while the shuttle is 4 minutes to arriving and lasers me to death.
Whoops.

Was the captain banned or were you the third traitor

If I recall, he was banned. This was before I was an admin. Hard to remember this shit.

[NotFoos]

Joined as a standard borg, 2 or 3 minutes in some retarded ass syndie already comes at us. QM yells SYNDIEEEEEEEEEE.
I get Paladin like a minute later, all I remember is Cap or HoP stammered "B-BRIDGE" basically.

So I run into the bridge with my trusty stun baton, expecting to just stun one and die. I go in from maint, only one is actually in the bridge and I harmbaton him and pull him into maint, where I promptly harmbaton him to death. Back away to let him explode.
Then, I remember this very clearly, walked around into the caps office where 2 syndies were trying to secure the disk. One of them had it at this point. I get shot by c-20rs a few times but manage to stun them both somehow, start harmbattoning them while another syndie comes in. I hide behind a wall since if he came around the corner he would be stunned, I was able to beat one of the guys with me to death while waiting. The other one gets up and I just RUN out of the front door, pushing the syndie at the bridge out of the way and stunning him, pull him into maint around a corner so the other syndie can't go by.

iirc, it's at this point one of the syndies decides that it's necessary to use a fucking bomb to take me out. Only I had gone to charge, and I think got repaired. I remember having my health as static before i went to charge. I come back to the bridge to see a giant hole and the last 2 syndies just dicking about. Hide behind a corner, I am able to stun one and take off his space suit. I just keep him stunned so not to use the last of my charge. He suffocates while the other syndie doesn't know what the fuck to do because they are all idiots.
So I just run straight up to him and harmbaton to death, while taking heavy fire. Iirc he brought me back down to static.

So basically I killed all 5 syndies as a standard borg, using only my trusty harmbaton.
To be fair though, they were all fucking stupid. Shuttle came and I was declared the hero this station deserved or some shit. Probably the most fun I've had as a borg.