SS13 Posters in real life!

[Fiksowanie]

Who doesn't love pixel art? Now you can get these ripoff authentic SS13 posters for your room, school, shower, dungeon, whatever. There are currently 11 posters on the server so they're what I have here, although if more are added I will add those as well. Obviously, I only provide links because the real image is far too large to display in a forum post.

These are simply upscaled copies of the in-game variant (roughly one-sheet movie poster scale, 27x40in or 686x1020mm) with their description and size under them. If someone would like to correct them, I invite them to do so (in other words, I'm too much of a lazy fuck to alter them myself).

Free Tonto
A framed shred of a much larger flag, colors bled together and faded from age.
Size: 27x35.1in/686x892mm (8100x10530px)

Atmosia Declaration of Independence
A relic of a failed rebellion.
Size: 31.43x40in/798x1016mm (9429x12000px)

Fun Police
A poster condemning the station's security forces.
Size: 27x35.1in/686x892mm (8100x10530px)

Lusty Xeno
A heretical poster depicting the titular star of an equally heretical book.
Size: 28x40in/711x1016mm (8400x12000px)

Syndicate Recruitment Poster
See the galaxy! Shatter corrupt megacorporations! Join today!
Size: 27x33.15in/686x842mm (8100x9941px)

Clown
Honk.
Size: 27x35.1in/686x892mm (8100x10530px)

Smoke
A poster depicting a carton of cigarettes.
Size: 27x35in/686x889mm (8100x10500px)

Grey Tide
A rebellious poster symbolizing assistant solidarity.
Size: 27x35.1in/686x892mm (8100x10530px)

Missing Gloves
This poster is about the uproar that followed Nanotrasen's financial cuts towards insulated-glove purchases.
Size: 27x33.43in/686x849mm (8100x10029px)

Hacking Guide
This poster details the internal workings of the common Nanotrasen airlock.
Size: 27x35.1in/686x892mm (8100x10530px)

HoS
This poster shows the Head of Shitcurity.
Size: 27x35.1in/686x892mm (8100x10530px)

And... time for the deject correction. These are the same size as their original counterparts.

Smoke (revised)
A poster depicting a carton of cigarettes.

These are intended for personal use, and if you're caught selling these or using them at your business will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words kindly ask you to remove them do nothing because it's not against Byond ToS. 

[Danuis Studnick]

And I had to open them all at once

Jesus Christ never again Danuis

[NotFoos]

Jan 12, 2014 23:45:16 GMT -5 Danuis Studnick said:

And I had to open them all at once

Jesus Christ never again Danuis

I did the same thing THEN read this post.
Fuck my life.