AbleRip
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Post by AbleRip on Mar 21, 2014 0:45:57 GMT -5
I'm creating a list of things that will most likely get you gibbed, lynched, forcefed, swirled, looted, held hostage, robusted, raped, dissected, arrested, enslaved, beat, perma'd, and general bad things happen to you.
Note if adding anything do not add anything along the lines of power-gaming or things that can get you banned, this list is souly for comedy reasons.
1)Pray yo mama jokes to the god-mins to invoke their wraith.
2)Yell 'IMA TATOR' while running around with a toy sword(bonus points if you can get all sec personnel + captain to chase you for over 5 minutes with out hiding).
3)Create a friendly xeno queen then drag her around. This has proven to annoy Necro and Holt and they will do everything in their power to kill your wiafu.
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Post by Snowfat on Mar 21, 2014 2:31:11 GMT -5
Play virologist
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Post by Name Changing Autist on Mar 21, 2014 2:55:18 GMT -5
3)Create a friendly xeno queen then drag her around. This has proven to annoy Necro and Holt and they will do everything in their power to kill your wiafu. God damn heretical scum Edit: also read fanfiction/porn/spam the radio, additionally say dumb traitor stuff like ;g absorbing joe Edit Number 2: put ian in a washing machine then feed the HoP his corgi in burger form, joke to him about it later |
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Post by derpthestewpidgoat on Mar 30, 2014 21:50:54 GMT -5
Give the captain some "totally legit" space beer on a day where he is on edge and very stressed out.
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AbleRip
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Post by AbleRip on Apr 4, 2014 18:23:20 GMT -5
As clown use your crayons to use the station as your canvas for your next erotic novel.
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AbleRip
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Post by AbleRip on Apr 4, 2014 18:31:20 GMT -5
I'm not sure this one will work but loiter around the front of brig, EVA, and bridge as an assistant, clown, or mime. This will mark suspicion on you and sec will constantly ask what you are doing. You should respond with stupid things like 'just chilling' and not give any real reason at all. They can not arrest you for this but you will be constantly searched for anything suspicious.(note that if shit-curity levels are high you could actually be arrested)
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Post by NotFoos on Apr 4, 2014 22:59:27 GMT -5
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Post by NotFoos on Apr 4, 2014 23:03:13 GMT -5
I'm not sure this one will work but loiter around the front of brig, EVA, and bridge as an assistant, clown, or mime. This will mark suspicion on you and sec will constantly ask what you are doing. You should respond with stupid things like 'just chilling' and not give any real reason at all. They can not arrest you for this but you will be constantly searched for anything suspicious.(note that if shit-curity levels are high you could actually be arrested) I've done this as an assistant with 2 QMs. Only we just stared at the HoS in the brig since he was clearly new to the game to freak him out. Only thing was I stole the caps spare beforehand and gave us all access. So when he actually was about to do something besides flash us (we had sunglasses and just laughed at him) we just pulled out guns and staged a coup. HoP comes in, stunned. We had all the head IDs and the station was ours. If the HoS was NOT shit this would probably have gotten us all killed. I don't remember it very well but I think I got robusted and probably executed by the captain who joined later at some point? You might have been part of this Able, or someone else I don't really remember it well enough. |
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AbleRip
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Post by AbleRip on Apr 4, 2014 23:22:07 GMT -5
I'm not sure this one will work but loiter around the front of brig, EVA, and bridge as an assistant, clown, or mime. This will mark suspicion on you and sec will constantly ask what you are doing. You should respond with stupid things like 'just chilling' and not give any real reason at all. They can not arrest you for this but you will be constantly searched for anything suspicious.(note that if shit-curity levels are high you could actually be arrested) I've done this as an assistant with 2 QMs. Only we just stared at the HoS in the brig since he was clearly new to the game to freak him out. Only thing was I stole the caps spare beforehand and gave us all access. So when he actually was about to do something besides flash us (we had sunglasses and just laughed at him) we just pulled out guns and staged a coup. HoP comes in, stunned. We had all the head IDs and the station was ours. If the HoS was NOT shit this would probably have gotten us all killed. I don't remember it very well but I think I got robusted and probably executed by the captain who joined later at some point? You might have been part of this Able, or someone else I don't really remember it well enough. No it wasn't me, the reason I put this down was because as janitor one round, blood kept getting into places in front of high priority area's such as the ones listed above and I remember the detective at the time thought it was a conspiracy and he would search me every time he saw me. |
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Post by Marde on Apr 5, 2014 14:14:23 GMT -5
I'm not sure this one will work but loiter around the front of brig, EVA, and bridge as an assistant, clown, or mime. This will mark suspicion on you and sec will constantly ask what you are doing. You should respond with stupid things like 'just chilling' and not give any real reason at all. They can not arrest you for this but you will be constantly searched for anything suspicious.(note that if shit-curity levels are high you could actually be arrested) Loitering anywhere or near the same person is grounds for being a suspected traitor. |
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Post by NotFoos on Apr 5, 2014 15:40:24 GMT -5
I'm not sure this one will work but loiter around the front of brig, EVA, and bridge as an assistant, clown, or mime. This will mark suspicion on you and sec will constantly ask what you are doing. You should respond with stupid things like 'just chilling' and not give any real reason at all. They can not arrest you for this but you will be constantly searched for anything suspicious.(note that if shit-curity levels are high you could actually be arrested) Loitering anywhere or near the same person is grounds for being a suspected traitor. Not sure if sarcastic, if anyone tries too hard to stand next to me I assume they're a traitor and start attacking them. |
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Post by derpthestewpidgoat on Apr 11, 2014 21:20:18 GMT -5
Loitering anywhere or near the same person is grounds for being a suspected traitor. Not sure if sarcastic, if anyone tries too hard to stand next to me I assume they're a traitor and start attacking them. If there was a chance of it being a ling round, i'd take a few steps back, if they move towards me again, move back, if they do it a third time, you better believe i'm gonna be tasing the shit out of them and calling for backup. If no chance of lings, but traitors, then I step back, examine and see if they're holding something shady like a pen, if they are, stun them and cuff, if not, just keep stepping away if they come close, if they keep doing that, same thing as with a ling. |
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AbleRip
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Post by AbleRip on Apr 12, 2014 0:08:46 GMT -5
Not sure if sarcastic, if anyone tries too hard to stand next to me I assume they're a traitor and start attacking them. If there was a chance of it being a ling round, i'd take a few steps back, if they move towards me again, move back, if they do it a third time, you better believe i'm gonna be tasing the shit out of them and calling for backup. If no chance of lings, but traitors, then I step back, examine and see if they're holding something shady like a pen, if they are, stun them and cuff, if not, just keep stepping away if they come close, if they keep doing that, same thing as with a ling. I think ive seen a clown do this before as a gimmick. He would stalk people and always try to stand right next to their victim. |
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Post by derpthestewpidgoat on Apr 12, 2014 9:38:33 GMT -5
Turn the "Shrek is love, Shrek is Life" video into a book then read it aloud. WGW is 2mainstream.
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AbleRip
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Post by AbleRip on May 18, 2014 13:41:28 GMT -5
What will happen if someone prays Woody got Wood, or Shrek is love, Shrek is life to a bunch of godmins?
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. sorry for the bad news, but i will always remember our time raping some whores and animals in ss13. nig