Post by Leadpoisoning on Feb 8, 2012 20:33:02 GMT -5
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We are doing an experiment at CentCom. Using a massive pie accelerator, we are going to attempt to place two pies inside of each other. That is to say, we intend to put one pie inside a second pie which is itself inside the first pie. Our top scientists have analyzed the possible outcomes of this test and concluded that the chance of obtaining unlimited pie is approximately 5%. The chances of causing the universe to end are approximately 95%. We feel that the risk is necessary and fully justified by the possible rewards. It has been nice having you work for us.
We are doing an experiment at CentCom. Using a massive pie accelerator, we are going to attempt to place two pies inside of each other. That is to say, we intend to put one pie inside a second pie which is itself inside the first pie. Our top scientists have analyzed the possible outcomes of this test and concluded that the chance of obtaining unlimited pie is approximately 5%. The chances of causing the universe to end are approximately 95%. We feel that the risk is necessary and fully justified by the possible rewards. It has been nice having you work for us.
. sorry for the bad news, but i will always remember our time raping some whores and animals in ss13. nig