Dwarf Fortress!

[Leadpoisoning]

I would love to get in on this but I've never learned how to handle the military interface since it got updated.

[DrunkenFlyingDemoman]

A Roc decided that the fortress was a good place to live near

So far i've lost 50 dwarves to the fucking thing, mostly loggers that had the displeasure of being handed Axes and told to get a job, the Roc also had some advantage over us, parking inside a half-built Guardhouse and clacking the majority of Marksdwarves that i sent out, Sending over 15 of them to the hospital and wiping out an entire squad when some drunken moron decided to start smashing chairs(Read : Tantrum) right when i sent 7 Dwarves to try and shoot the Bird out of it's perch

Stay tuned, i may lose this fortress, but what with the Social life barely present, i may yet still survive

[Leadpoisoning]

Oct 25, 2012 2:16:02 GMT -5 DrunkenFlyingDemoman said:

A Roc decided that the fortress was a good place to live near

So far i've lost 50 dwarves to the fucking thing, mostly loggers that had the displeasure of being handed Axes and told to get a job, the Roc also had some advantage over us, parking inside a half-built Guardhouse and clacking the majority of Marksdwarves that i sent out, Sending over 15 of them to the hospital and wiping out an entire squad when some drunken moron decided to start smashing chairs(Read : Tantrum) right when i sent 7 Dwarves to try and shoot the Bird out of it's perch

Stay tuned, i may lose this fortress, but what with the Social life barely present, i may yet still survive

If the guardhouse is against a cliff:
Hollow out a chamber inside the cliff, carve fortifications into the wall separating the chamber and the guardhouse, and enjoy target practice followed by 10-foot-long drumsticks for everybody. (5 dwarf points)

Else:
Undermine the guardhouse such that a single lever causes a 5-z-level cave in, preferably dropping the guardhouse and its contents into water, lava, and/or spikes. (15 dwarf points)

Also, screens plz.

[patrick10ghost]

Oh my... Lava is always fun! How is the cavern doing?

[DrunkenFlyingDemoman]

A little too late for me to even get anything short of text, because for some reason the Humans decided that the fortress must fall and decided to siege us

After getting kicked out violently, the Humans decided to camp out while i tried to get some resources, or i would, if the dwarves wasn't too busy beating each other up and going insane

In the end, the fortress fell, thanks to a Tantrum Spiral but mostly to the Roc finally deciding to stop sleeping inside a Guardhouse and come charging in and painting the walls red, but then again it might had been a hole that i made in a wall to allow a catapult to shell down the U's, oh, and Shit luck, too

Sorry for being unable to get Screenshots, too busy fighting the U's and that Roc

And now that I have fallen after being handed a Fortress which obviously has done more than enough that you could burn down the fortress without a second though, maybe we should consider raising another fortress

[patrick10ghost]

Yes we Shall raise a new one. However Because the Fort fell on your turn you make the new rules and challenge if you wish and start Anew. We shall then pass it to Lead who will pass it to Chaz and then to redbee

[theredbee]

sounds bueno to me

[Rai]

I tried playing DF again with graphic pack. Still left, tried to build and shit but when it said it requires wall for wall, gave up.

[Leadpoisoning]

I don't actually want to participate. I don't really remember how to play and I would kill several fortresses in the time it would take me to re-learn.

[supasang]

I started and got immediatly flooded by tigers. No one lived.

[theredbee]

what a wonderful beginning!

[Rai]

Tried today, and I wasn't so lazy as other days, so, guess what, I built nice fortress and stuff but my fisher which I fired from fishing got behind a river hell knows how and can't get back, gonna try to make farm even if I'm lazy.

[theredbee]

so is someone currently doing a year? or does someone still need to actually start? cause if so I could probably start I just need to know the parameters first.

[patrick10ghost]

Drunk was going to start a new one but I dont know.. he should be playing right now.

[patrick10ghost]

Okay well fuck never mind lets move this shit along I will start a new one.