Post by Leadpoisoning on Jul 11, 2012 15:01:57 GMT -5
I was bored so I wrote a new set of lyrics for the song "TV Party" by Black Flag.
The transcript of the original lyrics can be found here.
My lyrics:
/tg/ party tonight!
/tg/ party tonight!
/tg/ party tonight!
/tg/ party tonight!
We're gonna have a /tg/ party tonight!
Alright!
We're gonna have a /tg/ party alright!
Tonight!
We've got nothing better to do
Than play /tg/ and run in terror from Foos
He's gonna down us with neurotoxin tonight!
Alright!
We'll blow up on the shuttle alright!
Tonight!
We've got a highly incompetent crew
If this is Nuke, we are gonna lose
Don't talk about disarming it
We don't wanna know!
We're ERPing
Until that fuckin nuke blows!
We sit glued to the monitor all night
And every night!
Why go into the outside world at all?
It's such a fright!
We've got nothing but our shoes
To escape the brig, and join that evac cruise
AI reports a gigantic xenomorph lair
It's a scare!
You can go out if you want
We wouldn't dare!
We've got an outbreak of the flu
Xeno attack, no weapons we can use
Don't talk about hull breaches
We don't wanna know!
We're fighting a blob
Don't care if space freezes off our toes
I wouldn't be without my spacesuit for a day
Or even a minute!
Don't even bother to use my helmet now
They'll just pull it off!
We've got nothing better to do
Than barricade escape, and pray there's only a few
Wait a minute! My com console doesn't work!
It's melted!
What are we gonna do tonight? This isn't fair!
We're hurtin'
We've got nothing left to do
Except suicide rush and hope we make the news
What are we gonna kill 'em with?
I don't know!
We're gonna charge the front
After that anything goes!
NO SURVIVORS TONIGHT!
The transcript of the original lyrics can be found here.
My lyrics:
/tg/ party tonight!
/tg/ party tonight!
/tg/ party tonight!
/tg/ party tonight!
We're gonna have a /tg/ party tonight!
Alright!
We're gonna have a /tg/ party alright!
Tonight!
We've got nothing better to do
Than play /tg/ and run in terror from Foos
He's gonna down us with neurotoxin tonight!
Alright!
We'll blow up on the shuttle alright!
Tonight!
We've got a highly incompetent crew
If this is Nuke, we are gonna lose
Don't talk about disarming it
We don't wanna know!
We're ERPing
Until that fuckin nuke blows!
We sit glued to the monitor all night
And every night!
Why go into the outside world at all?
It's such a fright!
We've got nothing but our shoes
To escape the brig, and join that evac cruise
AI reports a gigantic xenomorph lair
It's a scare!
You can go out if you want
We wouldn't dare!
We've got an outbreak of the flu
Xeno attack, no weapons we can use
Don't talk about hull breaches
We don't wanna know!
We're fighting a blob
Don't care if space freezes off our toes
I wouldn't be without my spacesuit for a day
Or even a minute!
Don't even bother to use my helmet now
They'll just pull it off!
We've got nothing better to do
Than barricade escape, and pray there's only a few
Wait a minute! My com console doesn't work!
It's melted!
What are we gonna do tonight? This isn't fair!
We're hurtin'
We've got nothing left to do
Except suicide rush and hope we make the news
What are we gonna kill 'em with?
I don't know!
We're gonna charge the front
After that anything goes!
NO SURVIVORS TONIGHT!
. sorry for the bad news, but i will always remember our time raping some whores and animals in ss13. nig