You Fails.

[faultedcracker2]

So What are your biggest mistakes and fails?


Me? I once had a poly acid nade blow in my hands.

[theredscare]

I was a chemist and had the brilliant idea of making an explosive grenade but I mixed up two beakers I had and basically made it explode in my face gibbing me.

[Marde]

Here comes a lot of them. I'll do them TG style.


>Syndicate
>Take Command
>Discuss plans, go with powersink (This was before I found out my better method of taking out the power)
>Escort operative to solars, act as a guard.
>One operatives jetpack failed, finds derelict last we hear of him
>Go do some scouting, singularity is up.
>Notice the operative that was with me got gibbed at the solar.
>Hook powersink back up and turn it on.
>Get caught
>Flee to ship
>Get a request for help from said operative over my radio, remember that the operative from earlier had a voice changer and used their name for the agent card, ignore.
>Get bored, try to get rid of particle accelerator but its blast doors are down, blow up two of the three SMES cells and cut a few wires in maintenance.
>Realize I'm the last one left
>Break into genetics for the disk, get caught
>Idiots strip me but don't cuff me.
>Say I surrender, punch captain when I get up hoping for a lucky disarm of the two energy guns he was holding.
>Security borg kills me, make's the captain and the four standing nearby deaf.
>See I'm not the last one left

>Cave Johnson, RD
>Do science with Shion Uzaki (sp?), another scientist late joins.
>I go to get acid from chemistry, engineer flashes me pulls me away while my scientists are frantically trying to save me.
>Almost killed but saved by Sawyer Glover the Warden and my scientists
>Get called go Cargo Bay
>Take my scientists with me to Cargo and announce it over the radio
>No one shows. We return to see people in chemistry.
>I go to get more acid, realize that the CMO had just died.
>Shut door and attempt to get my scientists into the storage closet (Now the misc science room)
>Shion sacrifices her self to get me and the other scientist away.
>Hide with scientist
>OOC: Iforgethisname: I accidently the server
>Major server lag for 15 minutes.
>Come back, get caught.
>Realize its Rev.
>Pulled outside chemistry
>Get up because they weren't paying attention to me
>Get some lucky disarms and obtained an energy gun and the botanists syringe gun as well as, the captains spare ID
>Run back to RD, doors won't shut as I spam click them.
>Try to pass through toxins
>Power is out
>Die
>Get congratulated in deadchat for almost surviving a Rev round as the last head
>Round doesn't end
>CMO had her brain cut out and a rev head's brain put in.
>REVMO
>Vote to restart goes through because people didn't realize it.

>Cave Johnson, Quartermaster
>Convert Botanist and Detective into my syndicate ring (It was a traitor round, but none of us were traitors)
>Botanist distributes contraband to cargo which I package and send out to departments
>Detective opens weapon and armor crates for me as well as delivering the packages.
>Give my associates insulated gloves just in case.
>Captain goes awol, we try to stun and give him some contraband
>We try a rather stupid setup of hiding in lockers to ambush
>Yell a third traitor was on the station
>3/4 of the station arrives in cargo
>Captain never arrives, unintentionally get shot by a security officer that was trying to tase someone else
>Roboticist steals my stun baton
>Chase around cargo, roboticist says the usual "HALPHE'S KILLING ME" over the radio.
>A doctor and chemist join me in chasing him
>Realize I have a taser
>Tase, take my stunbaton back
>Get detective to arrest roboticist for theft and trespass
>Later see said roboticist trying to break into captains office
>Shuttle is called
>Said roboticist pulls a fuel tank onto the shuttle
>Stungloves me to try to kill me
>Watch as he gets launched out a window
>Door to shuttle bridge opens as it arrives, try to give the captain contraband, fail to give it all to him.
>Skip next round, watch as said person runs around looking for me.

And more recently

>Quartermaster
>Get a notion to make stungloves
>Power goes out
>Guy breaks in with crowbar
>Tries to flash me
>I stunglove him
>Get stunbatoned
>Killed
>Adminhelp, deemed legit
>End of the round, not a target but killed by a traitor.

Same round

>Ninja teleports people to the holding facility
>People board the shuttle thats in it
>Lack of air results on them getting trapped and suffocated inside the shuttle
>7 people rage in deadchat

[theredscare]

Recently.

Nuke team

- Land on station
- C4 Door to smes
- Forget I set timer for 1 second
- Get knocked out
- Other syndie releases sing not noticing me unconscious.

[faultedcracker2]

One time... I was harmbatoning a traitor. Then the HoS tased me and ran off. The traitor got up and harmbatoned me near death. I got up. Disarmed him. Got the baton. Hit him with the wrong hand. Get pushed. Die.

[Marde]

>Cave Johnson, Scientist.
>Traitor, kill Dirk the captain.
>RD watching me like a hawk because I out did him in metroid science.
>Captain is goofing off, ends up promoting Sherlock Holmes with all access.
>Someone blows into the armory and spaces most of the guns.
>Shuttle called
>5 minutes later RD goes brain dead, not enough time left
>Get the injector to let me break cuffs and a parapen.
>Let other traitor in to get the RD who was his target.
>Idiot clown nearby, so is the captains posse
>Ivan closes fire doors, people roaming between the two areas
>Get bright idea, check if I can open airlock doors.
>Cave Johnson says, "Dirk, can you hold this for a moment?"
>Place down wrestling mask
>Dirk picks it up
>Pull out parapen and pen him, control click (Pull) him out of the airlock, tasers miss me and hit the captain (Byond lag caused this)
>Forget to reinforce the grab
>Captain floats at the door, I head into space
>Pull out PDA in attempt to buy space suit
>CONNECTION ERROR
>Dead
>Watch as the posse slowly turns on each other with one dieing and several people getting left behind on the station because the captain remained paralyzed the rest of the round.

[Chaznoodles]

>HoS, as usual
>Brig HoP for looting the Armory
>Brig captain for trying to free HoP by trying to shoot me
>Brig RD for creating fuckhuge holes in station
>Brig CE for not setting up engine
>Brig CMO for trying to Chloral me
>Realise last head, declare self captain
>Call shuttle
>Don't give a fuck about the grief in the shuttle due to standing in the bridge

[HeathclifFlowen]

This usually happened about 5 times a day before I was an admin:

Adminhelp from HeathclifFlowen: Hey I'm gonna try something, it probably wont work.
*lag*
*lag*
*lag*
*lag*
Adminhelp from HeathclifFlowen: FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
ADMINLOG: Explosive tank rupture, last associated key: HeathclifFlowen
ADMINLOG: Explosion 3/7/14 in Atmospherics

[Jerkael]

Mine changeling. Invisi-Walled myself in a corner in maintenance, got executed. Fuck.

[Marde]

>Caroline Johnson, Captain.
>Do my usual at round start involving securing the disk, taking my ID, and other things.
>Sheva spawns in as an AI because there was no AI.
>Bunch of crap is going on, involving
>Run by the AI that I'm devising a law like ProtectStation that will cut up the idiots destroying the station but keep AI's from going on a murder spree.
>AI says it has loopholes but says it will allow me to upload it.
>Tell the AI to do EXACTLY as the law says to prevent a loophole
>about 20 minutes pass
>Tell AI to state laws every now and then to protect people of the law.
>Ivan Tasink tries to make me non-human.
>Reiterate to the AI our agreement
>Ivan tries to find every loophole possible
>AI takes the first part of the law to heart (Anyone you see harming)
>Ivans attempts fail
>Go to let him out after he was arrested
>At the same time AI has contained a non-human
>Timer expired, warden lets him out
>As a goodbye, tell him his catchphrase, but my version of it to spite him
>Forget what he said, but it sounded like he wanted revenge
>AI PDA messages me suggesting I remove the law or alter it so loopholes can't be used.
>Decide to alter it, but reset the AI back to asimov if things start going haywire.
>Aliens in Xeno pen.
>Redo the law (see the bottom of this for the law) to fix loopholes.
>Stuff in xeno, CMO let aliens out
>Me and the warden initiated code red (I always wanted to do this)
>I make a bomb in toxins since the stuff was there.
>Realize that it was getting close to my next class, decide to be a martyr.
>Say Caroline Deleted before I start the timer
>Say EVERYONE GET BACK
>Security team walks TOWARDS ME
>Blow up, as well as the security team.
>Alien, who was next to me survives.
>Server crashes about two minutes later as Alien walks around alive.


This isn't the final version of the law I have, this one has a few loopholes left. The final one is completely loophole free.

Protect the space station against damageAnyone you see harming the station is to be no longer considered human, unless defined as not by the captain, Caroline Johnson. Ensure that Caroline Johnson is a women before acting. Regarding to considered human, that does not mean you can kill them, yet. If you are able to contain them or they are arrested, they are human again. If they escape their containment and or are unable to be captured, they are a threat to the station that must be neutralized. If however the person harming the station is doing it to save a life or escape harm, they are still human.

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[Jerkael]

Be space ninja.
Have orders to be friendly to everyone.
Take orders so serious I just run away from the retarded shitcurity instead of murdering them even when allowed to.
Eventually die in front of large group of people who knew I was friendly.

Warn them to stay back with last breath.
Let security take my gear and wear it like idiots.
Ghost.

Most of Security explodes. Idiot Warden and HoS still alive.

FUCKING SHIT.

[Nibbles]

>Spawn 1/2 way into Nuke round as assistant, idiot Ops have yet to move out. I take this time to loot
>Finds all wire codes
>Break into engineering get an emitter
>Get all the spare sec lockers I can
>Crack 'em open and collect supplies
>Pull along an unmarked crate of tasers, stun batons, flashes, pepper spray, and a pair of chargers
>Make a base in a random location
>Run around the station playing Hero
>Op's move in
>Suddenly radiation event
>Get TK
>Fuck around with TK for a few minutes
>Find a random OP in the Holodeck
>Tase his ass right as he pulls his SMG
>TK pull the SMG
>Shoot the Op into crit with SMG
>Runs up to loot
>Explodes
>Gets away with 1/4th health
>Kill another OP with the taser and SMG combo
>Make it RIGHT to the shuttle as it begins to take off
>Killed by idiot who does not know how bombs work and set one off right in the escape lobby

[Danuis Studnick]

>Be operative #4
>Be logistics operative
>commander tells me to get the teleporter on line
>Destroy the teleporter computer
>whathaveIdone.png
>Shamefur dispray!
>mumble
>run out the room into the hallway like a middle schooler getting her first period in class ohgodmemories.
>run into space with no gear on
>Honorably die by lodging myself between atmosia and maintenance from space
>Admin: "WTF HOW"
>other operatives die horribly.

[PxSWolf]

>Was a cyborg as usual
>Be Sec borg
>went to roboticts to get a name change
>Change Name to General Badass
>hear crys about syndicate
>go to the bridge
>see a syndicate
>tase the syndicate and cuff him taking some damage
>captain cmo and Rd are all cowering in corner
>i tell them to kill him
>**teleporter sound**
>turn quickly and fire taser at the syndicate commander freshly teleported
>cuff him and buckle cuff to chair
>third syndicate emaggs in
>take him out and cuff
>cap cmo and rd are still scared and havent moved
>syndicate one uncuffs from chair and runs towards escape
>me knowing where the airlock was (middle collum)fires three shots down the row
>just keeps walking to escape and sees the cuffed syndicate on the ground tased
>repeat the last 3 steps 5 TIMES
> shuttle arrives and we leave them alive

[Danuis Studnick]

Jul 6, 2013 19:01:59 GMT -5 PxSWolf said:

>Was a cyborg as usual
>Be Sec borg
>went to roboticts to get a name change
>Change Name to General Badass
>hear crys about syndicate
>go to the bridge
>see a syndicate
>tase the syndicate and cuff him taking some damage
>captain cmo and Rd are all cowering in corner
>i tell them to kill him
>**teleporter sound**
>turn quickly and fire taser at the syndicate commander freshly teleported
>cuff him and buckle cuff to chair
>third syndicate emaggs in
>take him out and cuff
>cap cmo and rd are still scared and havent moved
>syndicate one uncuffs from chair and runs towards escape
>me knowing where the airlock was (middle collum)fires three shots down the row
>just keeps walking to escape and sees the cuffed syndicate on the ground tased
>repeat the last 3 steps 5 TIMES
> shuttle arrives and we leave them alive

Thats a fail? I'm lucky if I survive the first five minutes, much less kill syndies and make it off.