I want some fricken credit

[jasondrew]

Who am I? Im a man on a mission. What is my mission?
To get dicks permanantly banned from playing on all servers.
Ive been hacking accounts for monthes now including
but not limited to Yodder019, ExplaXx, Jenema, and Kernal_Mercury. You should be down on your knees thanking me!
You may not know yodder, but I know ExplaXx and Jenema have been on this server and let me tell you, ExplaXx the king of Shitcurity and then theres Jenema, that little bitch got me banned from my fave server back in the day and now Ive finally gotten her back! neither she nor any of these guys will be allowed to play EVER again thanks to me! your WELCOME.

[Marde]

Now you might be asking, why the hell is this in the admin section? Who the hell is this guy? Why the hell is scooter posting? Well your answers are here.

So after AFKing for an hour or so, I hit observe to see this guy in OOC proclaiming about how a 1337 hacker he was for getting Jenema banned from most SS13 servers. Now this felt funny for some reason, so I called Foos in through steam. Crackerroll and I explained it to him. So we all did some investigating:

1. Crackerroll noticed that Jenema's spelling was almost exactly like JasonDrews.
2. I had a hunch, so I checked both their forum profiles for their join date. JasonDrew came before Jenema.
3. Foos then noticed they both had the same IP address.
4. Google searching for their names only resulted in our forum.
5. Jason had an admin application. When? Nov 17, 2012, 5:50am
6. He replied to it at Nov 17, 2012, 8:20am
7. Jenema created her account Nov 17, 2012, 8:22am; 2 minutes after Jason replied to his app.
8. Take note of Jenema's account creation date. Now take note of their first post Dec 16, 2012, 7:48am
9. Crackerroll asked him what server they (Jenema) had banned Jason from. Never said.

So in a nutshell, he self destructed.

[crackerroll]

Feb 5, 2013 20:16:50 GMT -5 Marde said:

9. Crackerroll asked him what server they (Jenema) had banned Jason from. Never said.

Despite me asking multiple times, too. The way he avoided answering it was too obvious. There was no server.
An the fact that he 'wanted credit' for his 'elite hacking skills' almost made me vomit. Like I said in OOC, hacking used to mean something before teenage emoticon users started using the word. No one goes out and pulls something like this and then demands recognition. It was all very, very forced. You can tell his aim was, "If I act retarded enough, they'll believe me for sure. All I have to do is put great emphasis on the "and she'll never be unbanned HaaH Waaw!"

I thought I had seen bad OOC, but this takes the cake.
"10/10, Jason. 10/10." - IGN

[Marde]

Checked Jenema's IP on the first post on the forum to Jasons admin app IP, same IPs.

[Jerkael]

Feb 5, 2013 20:35:17 GMT -5 crackerroll said:

Feb 5, 2013 20:16:50 GMT -5 Marde said:

9. Crackerroll asked him what server they (Jenema) had banned Jason from. Never said.

Despite me asking multiple times, too. The way he avoided answering it was too obvious. There was no server.
An the fact that he 'wanted credit' for his 'elite hacking skills' almost made me vomit. Like I said in OOC, hacking used to mean something before teenage emoticon users started using the word. No one goes out and pulls something like this and then demands recognition. It was all very, very forced. You can tell his aim was, "If I act retarded enough, they'll believe me for sure. All I have to do is put great emphasis on the "and she'll never be unbanned HaaH Waaw!"

I thought I had seen bad OOC, but this takes the cake.
"10/10, Jason. 10/10." - IGN

12/10 -IGN "It's okay"