Poems.

[Rai]

So one day I have saw,
Jenema's ban appeal,
It gave me little thoughts,
About a poem thread,
So I'm here to decide,
That poems I create sucks.

I decided we should post SS13 poems here. I just got in the mood.

[Leadpoisoning]

Yellow peel trips me

Toolbox shatters my skull: Honk!

Squeaking shoes recede.


A haiku by Lead_poisoning.

[Rai]

Aliums are hissing,

Syndies are shooting,

I am the hero,

Honker the third.

[Dr. Strangeslaughter]

My mind is hazy.
Syndicate swarm the station.
The crew goes crazy.
A bomb causes a sensation.
I'm quick to react.
The others arn't so lucky.
I get knocked down by an impact.
I look up to a syndie and whisper "fuck yee"
Lucky for me he is tazed in the ass.
I get up and make a run for the bridge.
Running by I see the chef slap the clown with a bass.
He proceeds to lock him up in the fridge.
I'm in the bridge to call centcom.
I ask for the shuttle and they refused.
I tell them some one set up the bomb.
To this news they seem confused.
The shuttle is finally called.
I tell the syndicate to leave while they can, they refused.
I cant really say that I'm appalled.
I run back to the escape wing.
There isnt much time now.
The captain arrives, he acts like a king.
Suddenly he explodes somehow.
From his gibs i pry the disk.
I hide in a locker with internals on.
Three syndies arrive and i decide to take a risk.
I wait for the shuttle to show, jump out of the locker yelling "syndies be gone!"
They shoot at me while i do a shuffle.
They miss all their shots to my surprise.
It's almost as if they've never been in a scuffle.
And then i did something that i would not advise.
I threw the disk aboard the shuttle.
The syndicates threw a bomb at me.
I immediately knew my rebuttle.
I picked it up and ran towards the three.
The bomb goes off and we're all blown to bits.
I feel nothing, i give no shits.

[peterj555]

Traitor swings at me,yet he fails to see.
He did not do it for free.
Luck would have it I could shock.
And he fell like a rock.
Out to space I went.
So his ID I rent.
To throw into space.
Before his friends could chase.
Note:I suck at poems.And rhyming.

[Rai]

Adminbussing all day.
Spawning ninjas whole day.
Blowing station all day.
Killing people all day.

I do not feel so shamed.
But I don't feel so great.
I will bus 'till the end.
You can't stop me by then.