Space Station 13 Songs

[Freaky Barber]

Change some of your favorite songs lyrics to work for Space Station 13! I'll start;

Space Station 13-ication by The Red HONK Clown Horns

Psychic spies from Wizard Embassy
Tryin' to steal your mind's elation
Little girls from Syndicate
Dream of panicked screen quotations
And if you want these kind of nightmares
It's Space Station 13-ication

It's the edge of spess
And all of future civilization
The shuttle may fly away
At least it's settled in a final docking location
It's understood that Centcomm
Sells Space Station 13-ication

Pay your crazy surgeon very well
To break the dangers of ASS ASS aging
Chucklefuck skin is this your chin
Or is that greff you're waging

First born Xenomorph
Hard core soft ERP
Dream of Space Station 13-ication
Dream of Space Station 13-ication
Dream of Space Station 13-ication
Dream of Space Station 13-ication

Marry me girl be my waifu to the galaxy
Be my very own spess constellation
A teenage asistant with a baby inside
Getting high on chaos
And buy me some weapons on the cargo shuttle
It's Space Station 13-ication

Spess may be the final frontier
But it's made in a Centcomm basement
And Foos can you hear the spheres
Singing songs off spess station to spess station
And the Enterprise is not far away
It's Space Station 13-ication

Born and raised by traitors
Control of population
Everybody's been to security and
I don't mean on vacation (AH HARMBATON)

First born Xenomorph
Hard core soft ERP
Dream of Space Station 13-ication
Dream of Space Station 13-ication
Dream of Space Station 13-ication
Dream of Space Station 13-ication

Destruction leads to a very rough road
But it also breeds shitcurity creation
And deaths are to a CMO's console
They're just another good change of screen
And happiness waves couldn't save the AI
From Space Station 13-ication

Pay your crazy surgeon very well
To break the dangers of ASS ASS aging
Sicker than the rest
There is no test
But this is the inspection you're craving

First born Xenomorph
Hard core soft ERP
Dream of Space Station 13-ication
Dream of Space Station 13-ication
Dream of Space Station 13-ication