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Post by DrunkenFlyingDemoman on Aug 16, 2013 22:05:26 GMT -5
Have fun with this I guess goddamnit what am I doing aaaaa
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JAGEX FUCKING BANNED ME, I WILL HAVE YOU KOWN I AM A TRAIN NANOTRASNE OFFICER AND HAVE BEEN INVOLVED IN HUNDREDS OF RAIDS ON THE SYNDICATES, I AM THE TOP TRAINED GUNMAN IN THE ENTIRE NANOTRASEN MILITARY. YOU ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT ANOTHER TARGET. I WILL WIPE YOU THE FUCK OUT WITH BLUESPACE BLASTS THE PRECISION OF WHICH YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN IN THIS SPACE. MARK MY WORDS FUCKING WORDS. YOU THINK YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH BANNING ME WELL THINK AGAIN, AS THIS HAPPENS RIGHT NOW I AM PREPPING UP MY INTERNET HACK TEAM AND DDOSING YOUR NETWORK. YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD, KID. I CAN BE ANYWHERE, ANYTIME, AND I CAN KILL YOU IN OVER TWO WAYS AND THAT IS ONLY WITH MY FISTS, NOT ONLY AM I TRAINED IN THE SCHOOL OF ROBUST, I HAVE ACCESS TO ENTIRE ARMOURIES, I WILL USE IT TO THE FULL EXTENT AND WIPE YOUR MISERABLE ASS OFF THE FACE OF THE WORLD YOU LITTLE SHITS. IF ONLY YOU COULD OF DONE WHAT YOUR FUCKING PERMABAN DID, MAYBE YOU WOULD OF HELD YOUR CLICK. BUT YOU COULDN'T YOU DIDN'T AND NOW YOU'RE PAYING THE PRICE, YOU GODDAMN IDIOTS. I WILL SHIT TROJANS ALL OVER YOU AND YOU WILL FUCKING DROWN IN IT. YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD, KIDDO
~Author : Necromorphous
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Go post your editions below or something.
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Post by Name Changing Autist on Aug 17, 2013 10:59:40 GMT -5
B-but how can I upload my version when you uploaded it for me.
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Rai
Useless Clown
Honk
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Post by Rai on Sept 27, 2013 9:35:28 GMT -5
FACEPUNCH FUCKING BANNED ME, I WILL HAVE YOU KOWN I AM A TRAINED ZEZIMA AND HAVE BEEN INVOLVED IN HUNDREDS OF QUESTS ON IN RUNESCAPE, I AM THE TOP TRAINED PURE IN THE ENTIRE WORLD 1. YOU ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT ANOTHER PVP'ER. I WILL WIPE YOU THE FUCK OUT WITH MY RUNE SWORD THE PRECISION OF WHICH YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN IN THIS WORLD. MARK MY WORDS FUCKING WORDS. YOU THINK YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH BANNING ME WELL THINK AGAIN, AS THIS HAPPENS RIGHT NOW I AM PREPPING UP MY HAX0R TEAM AND DDOSING YOUR NETWORK. YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD, KID. I CAN BE ANYWHERE, ANYTIME, AND I CAN KILL YOU IN OVER TWO WAYS AND THAT IS ONLY WITH MY BRONZE SWORD, NOT ONLY AM I TRAINED IN THE SCHOOL OF PR0S, I HAVE ACCESS TO ENTIRE GRAND EXCHANGE, I WILL USE IT TO THE FULL EXTENT AND WIPE YOUR MISERABLE ASS OFF THE FACE OF THE WORLD YOU LITTLE SHITS. IF ONLY YOU COULD OF DONE WHAT YOUR FUCKING PERMABAN DID, MAYBE YOU WOULD OF HELD YOUR CLICK. BUT YOU COULDN'T YOU DIDN'T AND NOW YOU'RE PAYING THE PRICE, YOU GODDAMN IDIOTS. I WILL SHIT TROJANS ALL OVER YOU AND YOU WILL FUCKING DROWN IN IT. YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD, KIDDO
My version. Response from jagex.
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Post by Name Changing Autist on Oct 23, 2013 4:42:49 GMT -5
I ended up making a Woodys got Wood: Clown Version. It's SFW though extremely wierd.
Can't decide if I want to post it.
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Post by DrunkenFlyingDemoman on Oct 23, 2013 7:55:31 GMT -5
Do it
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Post by Name Changing Autist on Oct 24, 2013 4:09:28 GMT -5
'Kay WGW Clown Version Remade: One day while Andy was honking. Woody got honky. He could no longer help himself! He watched as Andy stroked and touched his loud and annoying bike horn. He approached Andy which startled him and made him honk his bike horn harder then ever which squirted out banana juice everywhere on the floor and Woody too. Being drenched in his banana juice made him honkier than ever! Woody: Andy-senpai! I'm alive and I want to HONK AND DONK YOU! Andy: Oh Woody-chan! I always knew you were a clown in spirit! I want to HONK HONK HONK HONK! Woody grabbed a bunch of space lube and rubbed it all over his head. Woody: Oh my! Spess Lube! It's my HONK HONK HONK! Woody then sprayed the lube all over Andy and the floor, they had made a slip and slide, flying across the hallway! Unfortunately there was a breach in space near the end of it, so Andy and Woody flew out and never returned! The End. Honk. |
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Post by notatraitor on Oct 24, 2013 19:37:30 GMT -5
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Post by Name Changing Autist on Nov 1, 2013 7:25:10 GMT -5
Had to do this, sorry; From another thread about lasertag:
(I was tempted to change my original post so that midway through you'd encounter this, then realised that there is a thread for this!)
Bullshit, you aren't going to be permabanned for killing a guy, I do it constantly when no Admins are on. I play Security often enough that I can make an educated opinion on it and I have over 400 confirmed kills, I am the top trained Officer in the entire station force. You are nothing to me but another arrest. I will knock you the fuck down with taser shots the precision of which you have never seen in this station. Mark my fucking words, motherfucker. You think you can get away with calling me Shitcurity well think again, as I am typing this right now I am also slamming down the harmbaton on another idiot that made that mistake. You're fucking dead, assistant. I can be anywhere, anytime and pepperspray you in two different forces and that's just one tool, not only am I not trained, I have access to an entire office, I will use it to the full extent and put you in a cell without a timer. If only you could of known what your stupid comment did, maybe you would of held your tongue, But you couldn't, you didn't and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will flash you till you go fucking blind. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
Now I'm going to go think about why the fuck I keep making these.
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Post by Name Changing Autist on Nov 1, 2013 7:31:08 GMT -5
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Post by NotFoos on May 19, 2014 19:56:50 GMT -5
'Kay WGW Clown Version Remade: One day while Andy was honking. Woody got honky. He could no longer help himself! He watched as Andy stroked and touched his loud and annoying bike horn. He approached Andy which startled him and made him honk his bike horn harder then ever which squirted out banana juice everywhere on the floor and Woody too. Being drenched in his banana juice made him honkier than ever! Woody: Andy-senpai! I'm alive and I want to HONK AND DONK YOU! Andy: Oh Woody-chan! I always knew you were a clown in spirit! I want to HONK HONK HONK HONK! Woody grabbed a bunch of space lube and rubbed it all over his head. Woody: Oh my! Spess Lube! It's my HONK HONK HONK! Woody then sprayed the lube all over Andy and the floor, they had made a slip and slide, flying across the hallway! Unfortunately there was a breach in space near the end of it, so Andy and Woody flew out and never returned! The End. Honk. Any time someone says something is SFW, it really isn't. I mean, sure this isn't straight up naked chicks and shit but this is not something I'd want my boss to see when he walks by and glances at my screen. If he reads any of it, oh god how do I explain this shit. |
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Post by Name Changing Autist on May 20, 2014 1:02:49 GMT -5
At least it ain't straight up clown porn.
I coulda written something about balloon condoms, vicious honking and cream pies being thrown at unsavoury places.
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. sorry for the bad news, but i will always remember our time raping some whores and animals in ss13. nig