Post by Marde on Jun 15, 2013 13:24:02 GMT -5
So, we all know TG is changing stuff, we are adding stuff, and new people do not know how to do stuff. The librarian currently has little to no role currently other than pseudo reporter and we don't have the SQL server setup so custom books can't be made easily. Of course we can hard code in tutorials, guides and books. Below is sample html from books already in-game. Pick a subject, grab a template, and write a book, just try to keep it short and get the point across. Copy and paste your resulting html into a code box and reply to this topic with it. Click here for a list of already existing topics that already have books, so don't choose these. Anyway make sure that what you want the book called is apparent inside of the code (If using the templates, they would be "Singularity Safety in Special Circumstances" and "How to Clone People".
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<h3>Singularity Safety in Special Circumstances</h3>
<h4>Power outage</h4>
A power problem has made the entire station loose power? Could be station-wide wiring problems or syndicate power sinks. In any case follow these steps:
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<b>Step one:</b> <b><font color='red'>PANIC!</font></b><br>
<b>Step two:</b> Get your ass over to engineering! <b>QUICKLY!!!</b><br>
<b>Step three:</b> Get to the <b>Area Power Controller</b> which controls the power to the emitters.<br>
<b>Step four:</b> Swipe it with your <b>ID card</b> - if it doesn't unlock, continue with step 15.<br>
<b>Step five:</b> Open the console and disengage the cover lock.<br>
<b>Step six:</b> Pry open the APC with a <b>Crowbar.</b><br>
<b>Step seven:</b> Take out the empty <b>power cell.</b><br>
<b>Step eight:</b> Put in the new, <b>full power cell</b> - if you don't have one, continue with step 15.<br>
<b>Step nine:</b> Quickly put on a <b>Radiation suit.</b><br>
<b>Step ten:</b> Check if the <b>singularity field generators</b> withstood the down-time - if they didn't, continue with step 15.<br>
<b>Step eleven:</b> Since disaster was averted you now have to ensure it doesn't repeat. If it was a powersink which caused it and if the engineering apc is wired to the same powernet, which the powersink is on, you have to remove the piece of wire which links the apc to the powernet. If it wasn't a powersink which caused it, then skip to step 14.<br>
<b>Step twelve:</b> Grab your crowbar and pry away the tile closest to the APC.<br>
<b>Step thirteen:</b> Use the wirecutters to cut the wire which is conecting the grid to the terminal. <br>
<b>Step fourteen:</b> Go to the bar and tell the guys how you saved them all. Stop reading this guide here.<br>
<b>Step fifteen:</b> <b>GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE!!!</b><br>
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<h4>Shields get damaged</h4>
Step one: <b>GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE!!! FORGET THE WOMEN AND CHILDREN, SAVE YOURSELF!!!</b><br>
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<H3>How to Clone People</H3>
So there’s 50 dead people lying on the floor, chairs are spinning like no tomorrow and you haven’t the foggiest idea of what to do? Not to worry! This guide is intended to teach you how to clone people and how to do it right, in a simple step-by-step process! If at any point of the guide you have a mental meltdown, genetics probably isn’t for you and you should get a job-change as soon as possible before you’re sued for malpractice.
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<li><a href='#1'>Acquire body</a></li>
<li><a href='#2'>Strip body</a></li>
<li><a href='#3'>Put body in cloning machine</a></li>
<li><a href='#4'>Scan body</a></li>
<li><a href='#5'>Clone body</a></li>
<li><a href='#6'>Get clean Structurel Enzymes for the body</a></li>
<li><a href='#7'>Put body in morgue</a></li>
<li><a href='#8'>Await cloned body</a></li>
<li><a href='#9'>Use the clean SW injector</a></li>
<li><a href='#10'>Give person clothes back</a></li>
<li><a href='#11'>Send person on their way</a></li>
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<a name='1'><H4>Step 1: Acquire body</H4>
This is pretty much vital for the process because without a body, you cannot clone it. Usually, bodies will be brought to you, so you do not need to worry so much about this step. If you already have a body, great! Move on to the next step.
<a name='2'><H4>Step 2: Strip body</H4>
The cloning machine does not like abiotic items. What this means is you can’t clone anyone if they’re wearing clothes, so take all of it off. If it’s just one person, it’s courteous to put their possessions in the closet. If you have about seven people awaiting cloning, just leave the piles where they are, but don’t mix them around and for God’s sake don’t let the Clown in to steal them.
<a name='3'><H4>Step 3: Put body in cloning machine</H4>
Grab the body and then put it inside the DNA modifier. If you cannot do this, then you messed up at Step 2. Go back and check you took EVERYTHING off - a commonly missed item is their headset.
<a name='4'><H4>Step 4: Scan body</H4>
Go onto the computer and scan the body by pressing ‘Scan - <Subject Name Here>’. If you’re successful, they will be added to the records (note that this can be done at any time, even with living people, so that they can be cloned without a body in the event that they are lying dead on port solars and didn‘t turn on their suit sensors)! If not, and it says “Error: Mental interface failure.”, then they have left their bodily confines and are one with the spirits. If this happens, just shout at them to get back in their body, click ‘Refresh‘ and try scanning them again. If there’s no success, threaten them with gibbing. Still no success? Skip over to Step 7 and don‘t continue after it, as you have an unresponsive body and it cannot be cloned. If you got “Error: Unable to locate valid genetic data.“, you are trying to clone a monkey - start over.
<a name='5'><H4>Step 5: Clone body</H4>
Now that the body has a record, click ’View Records’, click the subject’s name, and then click ‘Clone’ to start the cloning process. Congratulations! You’re halfway there. Remember not to ‘Eject’ the cloning pod as this will kill the developing clone and you’ll have to start the process again.
<a name='6'><H4>Step 6: Get clean SEs for body</H4>
Cloning is a finicky and unreliable process. Whilst it will most certainly bring someone back from the dead, they can have any number of nasty disabilities given to them during the cloning process! For this reason, you need to prepare a clean, defect-free Structural Enzyme (SE) injection for when they’re done. If you’re a competent Geneticist, you will already have one ready on your working computer. If, for any reason, you do not, then eject the body from the DNA modifier (NOT THE CLONING POD) and take it next door to the Genetics research room. Put the body in one of those DNA modifiers and then go onto the console. Go into View/Edit/Transfer Buffer, find an open slot and click “SE“ to save it. Then click ‘Injector’ to get the SEs in syringe form. Put this in your pocket or something for when the body is done.
<a name='7'><H4>Step 7: Put body in morgue</H4>
Now that the cloning process has been initiated and you have some clean Structural Enzymes, you no longer need the body! Drag it to the morgue and tell the Chef over the radio that they have some fresh meat waiting for them in there. To put a body in a morgue bed, simply open the tray, grab the body, put it on the open tray, then close the tray again. Use one of the nearby pens to label the bed “CHEF MEAT” in order to avoid confusion.
<a name='8'><H4>Step 8: Await cloned body</H4>
Now go back to the lab and wait for your patient to be cloned. It won’t be long now, I promise.
<a name='9'><H4>Step 9: Use the clean SE injector on person</H4>
Has your body been cloned yet? Great! As soon as the guy pops out, grab your injector and jab it in them. Once you’ve injected them, they now have clean Structural Enzymes and their defects, if any, will disappear in a short while.
<a name='10'><H4>Step 10: Give person clothes back</H4>
Obviously the person will be naked after they have been cloned. Provided you weren’t an irresponsible little shit, you should have protected their possessions from thieves and should be able to give them back to the patient. No matter how cruel you are, it’s simply against protocol to force your patients to walk outside naked.
<a name='11'><H4>Step 11: Send person on their way</H4>
Give the patient one last check-over - make sure they don’t still have any defects and that they have all their possessions. Ask them how they died, if they know, so that you can report any foul play over the radio. Once you’re done, your patient is ready to go back to work! Chances are they do not have Medbay access, so you should let them out of Genetics and the Medbay main entrance.
<p>If you’ve gotten this far, congratulations! You have mastered the art of cloning. Now, the real problem is how to resurrect yourself after that traitor had his way with you for cloning his target.
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. sorry for the bad news, but i will always remember our time raping some whores and animals in ss13. nig