Post by DrunkenFlyingDemoman on Sept 14, 2013 21:04:16 GMT -5
READ : NOT AN ACTUAL GUIDE, IDIOTS.
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1.Take out paper in backpack.
2.Summon tome in public.
3.Hit chef with tome.
4.Hit security with tome.
5.Read WGW over public radio.
6.Break your own legs running from Security.
7.Mix up your papers and hit security with your starting talisman.
8.Throw tomes at the chaplain.
9.Masturbate in Public.
10.Spray water infront of you when running from security.
11.Attempt a Grand Theft Auto without keys.
12.Hit yourself with your sword.
13.Apply stun paper to self.
14.Harmbaton yourself while Security is chasing after you, it's going to happen anyway.
15.Use a Communication rune infront of a broadcasting intercom.
16.Draw blood runes while security looks on.
17.Attempt to convert people locked up in the brig as an assistant without looking first.
18.Smash into interrogation during an interrogation and try to convert the interrogated.
19.Reveal your sex life over the radio.
20.Cultist McCultist says, [145.9] : "H-H-H-EE-EL-P CU-U-UULTIS-ISTS A-A-AT BR-BRIG."
21.Use random DNA syringes you find on the ground.
22.Get into a religious debate with the Chaplain.
23.Throw books at each other.
24.Broadcast you are drawing runes with crayons.
25.Confuse Crayonrunes with Bloodrunes.
26.Convert people by screaming "JOIN BLOOD SELF"
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1.Take out paper in backpack.
2.Summon tome in public.
3.Hit chef with tome.
4.Hit security with tome.
5.Read WGW over public radio.
6.Break your own legs running from Security.
7.Mix up your papers and hit security with your starting talisman.
8.Throw tomes at the chaplain.
9.Masturbate in Public.
10.Spray water infront of you when running from security.
11.Attempt a Grand Theft Auto without keys.
12.Hit yourself with your sword.
13.Apply stun paper to self.
14.Harmbaton yourself while Security is chasing after you, it's going to happen anyway.
15.Use a Communication rune infront of a broadcasting intercom.
16.Draw blood runes while security looks on.
17.Attempt to convert people locked up in the brig as an assistant without looking first.
18.Smash into interrogation during an interrogation and try to convert the interrogated.
19.Reveal your sex life over the radio.
20.Cultist McCultist says, [145.9] : "H-H-H-EE-EL-P CU-U-UULTIS-ISTS A-A-AT BR-BRIG."
21.Use random DNA syringes you find on the ground.
22.Get into a religious debate with the Chaplain.
23.Throw books at each other.
24.Broadcast you are drawing runes with crayons.
25.Confuse Crayonrunes with Bloodrunes.
26.Convert people by screaming "JOIN BLOOD SELF"
. sorry for the bad news, but i will always remember our time raping some whores and animals in ss13. nig