Post by warnipple on Nov 10, 2013 12:29:32 GMT -5
BYOND key: Warnipple
Character name: Ezra Hegarty
BYOND key of offender: n/a
Character name of offender: The monkey (136) (Geneticist Chip Davis)
Date of incident: 2013-11-10 aprox. 12:10PM GMT-5
Description:
tl;dr Some doucher monkied himself and killed me.
I have several complaints about this round. First the AI was refusing human orders, I'm not sure if it was because of a law change or because he didn't want to. He bolted me into the first room of EVA and refused to let me out for about 5 minutes, whatever. Thats fine, might be new. Captain suicided 10 minutes into the game and HoS went missing shortly after. This is what really bugged me, though. I suspect a geneticist turned himself into a monkey just so he could grief.
I was in EVA arresting another Geneticist because she entered from the maint entrance I promptly downed her and arrested her with my taser. I was about to let her go because she needed the space suit to retrieve a body, thats when a monkey appeared and blocked me from moving. He removed my gun and baton and shortly afterwards harmbatoned me to death.
I watched the monkey, who killed me, until he died. When he died the ghost of Geneticist Chip Davis appeared.
2 things, if he was monkied by someone else. Wouldn't the other geneticist be suspected? He should go after the other Geneticist, not the detective. It is clearly proven, in this situation, he monkied himself to disguise so he could grief.
When I asked in deadchat, several times, he did not reply likely because he griefed and left.
End of the round results showed that no medical personnel were traitors and I also asked at the start of next round if any both traitors monkied anyone, they said no.
Other witnesses:
Round log available on request?: Yes
Detective Ezra Hegarty points to Geneticist Lily Carter
the monkey (136) is trying to put some handcuffs on Geneticist Lily Carter
You step in the broken glass!
*beep*
Message from Clown Cluwne Clown Cluwne Clown (Clown), "HUENK!" (Reply)
CERVEZA [145.9] states, "rebel monkey in eva"
You fire the taser gun!
Geneticist Lily Carter is hit by the electrode in the chest!
You put the the taser gun into the security belt.
Geneticist Lily Carter stammers, "w-w-wait-t"
the monkey (136) is trying to put some handcuffs on Geneticist Lily Carter
Detective Ezra Hegarty is trying to take off a cigarette from Geneticist Lily Carter's head!
Director Wrexes Fizz [145.9] asks, "Oh okay. Is that where I am?"
Detective Ezra Hegarty is trying to take off the the medical research radio headset from Geneticist Lily Carter's ears!
Geneticist Lily Carter stammers, "i am-m-m-m t-tr-ryin-ng-g t-t-to g-g-g-get t-th-he v-vir-r-rol-logis-s-st-ts-s c-cor-rp-p-p-pse f-fr-rom s-sap-pc-ce"
the monkey (136) is trying to take off Springfield 1911 from Detective Ezra Hegarty's left hand!
the monkey (136) is trying to take off Springfield 1911 from Detective Ezra Hegarty's left hand!
Detective Ezra Hegarty is trying to take off the Space helmet from Geneticist Lily Carter's head!
Officer Marco Shaeffer [Security] asks, "whats our situation?"
the monkey (136) is trying to take off Springfield 1911 from Detective Ezra Hegarty's left hand!
Detective Ezra Hegarty is trying to take off Space suit from Geneticist Lily Carter's body!
Detective Ezra Hegarty attempted to disarm Geneticist Lily Carter!
CERVEZA [145.9] states, "yes"
CERVEZA [145.9] states, "no"
Detective Ezra Hegarty says, "interesting"
the monkey (136) has thrown the mechanical toolbox.
Detective Ezra Hegarty says, "alright"
CERVEZA [145.9] states, "above you"
Detective Ezra Hegarty is trying to unhandcuff Geneticist Lily Carter!
The monkey (136) fires Springfield 1911!
Detective Ezra Hegarty is hit by the bullet in the head!
Director Wrexes Fizz [145.9] says, "Thanks"
You put the the handcuffs into the backpack.
Geneticist Lily Carter says, "you ok>"
CERVEZA [145.9] states, "have fun"
The stun baton is now on.
The monkey (136) fires Springfield 1911!
The disposal pipe has been hit with the bullet!
The monkey (136) fires Springfield 1911!
Detective Ezra Hegarty is hit by the bullet in the head!
Detective Ezra Hegarty has been beaten in the head with stun baton by the monkey (136)!
Detective Ezra Hegarty has been stunned with the the stun baton by the monkey (136)!
Director Wrexes Fizz [145.9] says, "Oh my. Somuch technology to study."
Detective Ezra Hegarty has been beaten in the head with stun baton by the monkey (136)!
Detective Ezra Hegarty has been stunned with the the stun baton by the monkey (136)!
the monkey (136) is trying to put a stun baton on Detective Ezra Hegarty
the monkey (136) is trying to put a stun baton on Detective Ezra Hegarty
the monkey (136) is trying to put a stun baton on Detective Ezra Hegarty
the monkey (136) is trying to put a stun baton on Detective Ezra Hegarty
the monkey (136) is trying to put a stun baton on Detective Ezra Hegarty
the monkey (136) is trying to put a stun baton on Detective Ezra Hegarty
the monkey (136) is trying to put a stun baton on Detective Ezra Hegarty
the monkey (136) is trying to take off PDA-Detective Ezra Hegarty (Detective) from Detective Ezra Hegarty's uniform!
the monkey (136) is trying to empty Detective Ezra Hegarty's pockets.
Detective Ezra Hegarty has been beaten in the head with stun baton by the monkey (136)!
Detective Ezra Hegarty has been stunned with the the stun baton by the monkey (136)!
Detective Ezra Hegarty has been beaten in the head with stun baton by the monkey (136)!
Detective Ezra Hegarty has been stunned with the the stun baton by the monkey (136)!
the monkey (136) is trying to put a stun baton on Detective Ezra Hegarty
the monkey (136) is trying to put a stun baton on Detective Ezra Hegarty
the monkey (136) is trying to put a stun baton on Detective Ezra Hegarty
the monkey (136) is trying to put a stun baton on Detective Ezra Hegarty
the monkey (136) is trying to put a stun baton on Detective Ezra Hegarty
the monkey (136) is trying to put a stun baton on Detective Ezra Hegarty
the monkey (136) is trying to put a stun baton on Detective Ezra Hegarty
Detective Ezra Hegarty stammers, "y-y-y-you b-bet-t-t-tt-ter-r b-be a t-t-tr-raitor-r"
Detective Ezra Hegarty has been beaten in the head with stun baton by the monkey (136)!
Detective Ezra Hegarty has been stunned with the the stun baton by the monkey (136)!
the monkey (136) is trying to put a stun baton on Detective Ezra Hegarty
Detective Ezra Hegarty has been beaten in the head with stun baton by the monkey (136)!
Detective Ezra Hegarty has been stunned with the the stun baton by the monkey (136)!
Detective Ezra Hegarty has been beaten in the head with stun baton by the monkey (136)!
Detective Ezra Hegarty has been stunned with the the stun baton by the monkey (136)!
Chief John Pershing says, "So much to repair"
The reinforced window has been beaten with the stun baton by the monkey (136)!
The reinforced window has been beaten with the stun baton by the monkey (136)!
The reinforced window has been beaten with the stun baton by the monkey (136)!
Nerd states, "Monkey"
Detective Ezra Hegarty stammers, "k-kill-l t-t-th-h-he mon-nk-k-key"
The monkey (136) fires Springfield 1911!
Nerd is hit by the bullet in the chest!
You step in the broken glass!
You step in the broken glass!
The monkey (136) fires Springfield 1911!
Nerd is hit by the bullet in the head!
Chief John Pershing puts the metal into the industrial backpack.
You step in the broken glass!
Chief John Pershing says, "Dafuq"
Detective Ezra Hegarty points to the plating
You step in the broken glass!
Chief John Pershing has thrown the shard.
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
Nerd states, "IT ALMOST KILLED DECTECTIVE"
Nerd #4 cleans your face!
Doctor Christophe Tellenn says, "I need an SE by Genetics"
Officer Marco Shaeffer says, "I CANT GET IN THERE"
Nerd #4 cleans your face!
Geneticist Lily Carter asks, "so who needs the clean se?"
Scientist Floyd Saunders says, "Hello"
Chemist Acron says, "hi"
Nerd states, "it died...."
Chemist John Lawson says, "TITS"
Chemist John Lawson twitches violently.
Chemist Acron says, "what are you doing in here"
Doctor Christophe Tellenn says, "Me at the Cloning pod"
Your corpse has been placed into a cloning scanner. Return to your body if you want to be resurrected/cloned! (Verbs -> Ghost -> Re-enter corpse)
Character name: Ezra Hegarty
BYOND key of offender: n/a
Character name of offender: The monkey (136) (Geneticist Chip Davis)
Date of incident: 2013-11-10 aprox. 12:10PM GMT-5
Description:
tl;dr Some doucher monkied himself and killed me.
I have several complaints about this round. First the AI was refusing human orders, I'm not sure if it was because of a law change or because he didn't want to. He bolted me into the first room of EVA and refused to let me out for about 5 minutes, whatever. Thats fine, might be new. Captain suicided 10 minutes into the game and HoS went missing shortly after. This is what really bugged me, though. I suspect a geneticist turned himself into a monkey just so he could grief.
I was in EVA arresting another Geneticist because she entered from the maint entrance I promptly downed her and arrested her with my taser. I was about to let her go because she needed the space suit to retrieve a body, thats when a monkey appeared and blocked me from moving. He removed my gun and baton and shortly afterwards harmbatoned me to death.
I watched the monkey, who killed me, until he died. When he died the ghost of Geneticist Chip Davis appeared.
2 things, if he was monkied by someone else. Wouldn't the other geneticist be suspected? He should go after the other Geneticist, not the detective. It is clearly proven, in this situation, he monkied himself to disguise so he could grief.
When I asked in deadchat, several times, he did not reply likely because he griefed and left.
End of the round results showed that no medical personnel were traitors and I also asked at the start of next round if any both traitors monkied anyone, they said no.
Other witnesses:
Round log available on request?: Yes
Detective Ezra Hegarty points to Geneticist Lily Carter
the monkey (136) is trying to put some handcuffs on Geneticist Lily Carter
You step in the broken glass!
*beep*
Message from Clown Cluwne Clown Cluwne Clown (Clown), "HUENK!" (Reply)
CERVEZA [145.9] states, "rebel monkey in eva"
You fire the taser gun!
Geneticist Lily Carter is hit by the electrode in the chest!
You put the the taser gun into the security belt.
Geneticist Lily Carter stammers, "w-w-wait-t"
the monkey (136) is trying to put some handcuffs on Geneticist Lily Carter
Detective Ezra Hegarty is trying to take off a cigarette from Geneticist Lily Carter's head!
Director Wrexes Fizz [145.9] asks, "Oh okay. Is that where I am?"
Detective Ezra Hegarty is trying to take off the the medical research radio headset from Geneticist Lily Carter's ears!
Geneticist Lily Carter stammers, "i am-m-m-m t-tr-ryin-ng-g t-t-to g-g-g-get t-th-he v-vir-r-rol-logis-s-st-ts-s c-cor-rp-p-p-pse f-fr-rom s-sap-pc-ce"
the monkey (136) is trying to take off Springfield 1911 from Detective Ezra Hegarty's left hand!
the monkey (136) is trying to take off Springfield 1911 from Detective Ezra Hegarty's left hand!
Detective Ezra Hegarty is trying to take off the Space helmet from Geneticist Lily Carter's head!
Officer Marco Shaeffer [Security] asks, "whats our situation?"
the monkey (136) is trying to take off Springfield 1911 from Detective Ezra Hegarty's left hand!
Detective Ezra Hegarty is trying to take off Space suit from Geneticist Lily Carter's body!
Detective Ezra Hegarty attempted to disarm Geneticist Lily Carter!
CERVEZA [145.9] states, "yes"
CERVEZA [145.9] states, "no"
Detective Ezra Hegarty says, "interesting"
the monkey (136) has thrown the mechanical toolbox.
Detective Ezra Hegarty says, "alright"
CERVEZA [145.9] states, "above you"
Detective Ezra Hegarty is trying to unhandcuff Geneticist Lily Carter!
The monkey (136) fires Springfield 1911!
Detective Ezra Hegarty is hit by the bullet in the head!
Director Wrexes Fizz [145.9] says, "Thanks"
You put the the handcuffs into the backpack.
Geneticist Lily Carter says, "you ok>"
CERVEZA [145.9] states, "have fun"
The stun baton is now on.
The monkey (136) fires Springfield 1911!
The disposal pipe has been hit with the bullet!
The monkey (136) fires Springfield 1911!
Detective Ezra Hegarty is hit by the bullet in the head!
Detective Ezra Hegarty has been beaten in the head with stun baton by the monkey (136)!
Detective Ezra Hegarty has been stunned with the the stun baton by the monkey (136)!
Director Wrexes Fizz [145.9] says, "Oh my. Somuch technology to study."
Detective Ezra Hegarty has been beaten in the head with stun baton by the monkey (136)!
Detective Ezra Hegarty has been stunned with the the stun baton by the monkey (136)!
the monkey (136) is trying to put a stun baton on Detective Ezra Hegarty
the monkey (136) is trying to put a stun baton on Detective Ezra Hegarty
the monkey (136) is trying to put a stun baton on Detective Ezra Hegarty
the monkey (136) is trying to put a stun baton on Detective Ezra Hegarty
the monkey (136) is trying to put a stun baton on Detective Ezra Hegarty
the monkey (136) is trying to put a stun baton on Detective Ezra Hegarty
the monkey (136) is trying to put a stun baton on Detective Ezra Hegarty
the monkey (136) is trying to take off PDA-Detective Ezra Hegarty (Detective) from Detective Ezra Hegarty's uniform!
the monkey (136) is trying to empty Detective Ezra Hegarty's pockets.
Detective Ezra Hegarty has been beaten in the head with stun baton by the monkey (136)!
Detective Ezra Hegarty has been stunned with the the stun baton by the monkey (136)!
Detective Ezra Hegarty has been beaten in the head with stun baton by the monkey (136)!
Detective Ezra Hegarty has been stunned with the the stun baton by the monkey (136)!
the monkey (136) is trying to put a stun baton on Detective Ezra Hegarty
the monkey (136) is trying to put a stun baton on Detective Ezra Hegarty
the monkey (136) is trying to put a stun baton on Detective Ezra Hegarty
the monkey (136) is trying to put a stun baton on Detective Ezra Hegarty
the monkey (136) is trying to put a stun baton on Detective Ezra Hegarty
the monkey (136) is trying to put a stun baton on Detective Ezra Hegarty
the monkey (136) is trying to put a stun baton on Detective Ezra Hegarty
Detective Ezra Hegarty stammers, "y-y-y-you b-bet-t-t-tt-ter-r b-be a t-t-tr-raitor-r"
Detective Ezra Hegarty has been beaten in the head with stun baton by the monkey (136)!
Detective Ezra Hegarty has been stunned with the the stun baton by the monkey (136)!
the monkey (136) is trying to put a stun baton on Detective Ezra Hegarty
Detective Ezra Hegarty has been beaten in the head with stun baton by the monkey (136)!
Detective Ezra Hegarty has been stunned with the the stun baton by the monkey (136)!
Detective Ezra Hegarty has been beaten in the head with stun baton by the monkey (136)!
Detective Ezra Hegarty has been stunned with the the stun baton by the monkey (136)!
Chief John Pershing says, "So much to repair"
The reinforced window has been beaten with the stun baton by the monkey (136)!
The reinforced window has been beaten with the stun baton by the monkey (136)!
The reinforced window has been beaten with the stun baton by the monkey (136)!
Nerd states, "Monkey"
Detective Ezra Hegarty stammers, "k-kill-l t-t-th-h-he mon-nk-k-key"
The monkey (136) fires Springfield 1911!
Nerd is hit by the bullet in the chest!
You step in the broken glass!
You step in the broken glass!
The monkey (136) fires Springfield 1911!
Nerd is hit by the bullet in the head!
Chief John Pershing puts the metal into the industrial backpack.
You step in the broken glass!
Chief John Pershing says, "Dafuq"
Detective Ezra Hegarty points to the plating
You step in the broken glass!
Chief John Pershing has thrown the shard.
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
Nerd states, "IT ALMOST KILLED DECTECTIVE"
Nerd #4 cleans your face!
Doctor Christophe Tellenn says, "I need an SE by Genetics"
Officer Marco Shaeffer says, "I CANT GET IN THERE"
Nerd #4 cleans your face!
Geneticist Lily Carter asks, "so who needs the clean se?"
Scientist Floyd Saunders says, "Hello"
Chemist Acron says, "hi"
Nerd states, "it died...."
Chemist John Lawson says, "TITS"
Chemist John Lawson twitches violently.
Chemist Acron says, "what are you doing in here"
Doctor Christophe Tellenn says, "Me at the Cloning pod"
Your corpse has been placed into a cloning scanner. Return to your body if you want to be resurrected/cloned! (Verbs -> Ghost -> Re-enter corpse)
. sorry for the bad news, but i will always remember our time raping some whores and animals in ss13. nig