Post by nebyab on Nov 30, 2013 15:37:51 GMT -5
BYOND key: Nebyab
Character name: Chip Simmons
BYOND key of offender: Butterysquirrels
Character name of offender: Clown Clown Ladybug Honks
Date of incident: 11/30/2013 ~3:15 Us Eastern
Description: I was playing as the Chef, and the clown decides to "help" me, by stealing a kitchen knife, and using their stolen pickaxe, to murder braindead people under the pretense of "helping" me by providing me with meat. About 20 Minutes later, the Captain executed the Clown for the Murder of the three odd people, and the assualt on the braindead warden.
Other witnesses: No direct witness of what exactly happened, but the Detective Johnathon Howard, and Captain Travis Jenkins both investigated the Crime.
Round log available on request?: Yes
Can't get it to attach properly, so i'm going to post it here:
Mime Gordon Excellence [145.9] exclaims, " The captain is a dictator!"
Chef Chip Simmons [145.9] says, "Ai door"
Chef Chip Simmons says, "Ai door"
Mime Gordon Excellence [145.9] exclaims, " He doesn't allow freedom of speech!"
Chef Chip Simmons [145.9] says, "I want the Matter thingies for the RSF"
Chef Chip Simmons says, "I want the Matter thingies for the RSF"
Mime Gordon Excellence [145.9] exclaims, " This station has been militarized!"
Clown Clown Ladybug Honks [145.9] says, "Help..."
That's a floor.
That's a floor.
That's a floor.
That's a floor.
Priority Announcement
Sieg Heil
ÿ You step in the broken glass!
Clown Clown Ladybug Honks [145.9] says, "I'm in maintenance under the clown/mime's office"
Clown Clown Ladybug Honks [145.9] says, "I can't escape."
QM Nercival Dimmons puts the metal rods into the backpack.
Clown Clown Ladybug Honks [145.9] says, "I can hear a big stompy mech running around."
Clown Clown Ladybug Honks [145.9] says, "Yuk yuk"
This is a compressed matter cartridge. It is a normal-sized item.
Highly compressed matter for the RCD.
It appears to do impact damage and has a negligible force.
This is a compressed matter cartridge. It is a normal-sized item.
Highly compressed matter for the RCD.
It appears to do impact damage and has a negligible force.
This is a compressed matter cartridge. It is a normal-sized item.
Highly compressed matter for the RCD.
It appears to do impact damage and has a negligible force.
Roboticist John Reade [145.9] says, "I am in big stompy mech"
That's a table.
A square piece of metal standing on four metal legs. It can not move.
That's a floor.
That's a table.
A square piece of metal standing on four metal legs. It can not move.
That's a table.
A square piece of metal standing on four metal legs. It can not move.
This is a ÿRapid-Service-Fabricator. It is a normal-sized item.
A RSF. It currently holds 0/30 fabrication-units.
It appears to do impact damage and has a negligible force.
This is a compressed matter cartridge. It is a normal-sized item.
Highly compressed matter for the RCD.
It appears to do impact damage and has a negligible force.
This is a compressed matter cartridge. It is a normal-sized item.
Highly compressed matter for the RCD.
It appears to do impact damage and has a negligible force.
The RSF now holds 10/30 fabrication-units.
Clown Clown Ladybug Honks [145.9] exclaims, "I hear you!"
Changed dispensing mode to 'Drinking Glass'
Changed dispensing mode to 'Paper'
Changed dispensing mode to 'Pen'
Changed dispensing mode to 'Dice Pack'
Dispensing Dice Pack...
The RSF now holds 9/30 fabrication-units.
Changed dispensing mode to 'Cigarette'
Changed dispensing mode to 'Drinking Glass'
Changed dispensing mode to 'Paper'
Changed dispensing mode to 'Pen'
Changed dispensing mode to 'Dice Pack'
Changed dispensing mode to 'Cigarette'
Captain Travis Jenkins fires the energy gun!
Mime Gordon Excellence [145.9] stammers, " Ai!"
ÿ Chef Chip Simmons has thrown the ÿRapid-Service-Fabricator.
Mime Gordon Excellence [145.9] stammers, " It-t d-did-dn-n-n-n't w-wor!"
Mime Gordon Excellence [145.9] stammers, " H-He f-foun-n-nd-d-d-d m-me!"
ÿ Chef Chip Simmons has thrown the ÿRapid-Service-Fabricator.
Changed dispensing mode to 'Drinking Glass'
Booze-O-Mat beeps, "I hope nobody asks me for a bloody cup o' tea..."
Changed dispensing mode to 'Paper'
Changed dispensing mode to 'Pen'
Changed dispensing mode to 'Dice Pack'
Dispensing Dice Pack...
The RSF now holds 8/30 fabrication-units.
Dispensing Dice Pack...
The RSF now holds 7/30 fabrication-units.
Roboticist John Reade [145.9] asks, "Medbay do you have any syringes I can have?"
Dispensing Dice Pack...
The RSF now holds 6/30 fabrication-units.
Dispensing Dice Pack...
The RSF now holds 5/30 fabrication-units.
Dispensing Dice Pack...
The RSF now holds 4/30 fabrication-units.
Dispensing Dice Pack...
The RSF now holds 3/30 fabrication-units.
Dispensing Dice Pack...
The RSF now holds 2/30 fabrication-units.
You put the the ÿRapid-Service-Fabricator into the backpack.
You throw the d20. It lands on a 17.
Clown Clown Ladybug Honks [145.9] says, "AI! Help me or I will launch myself out of the mass driver."
ÿ You are unable to equip that.
You put the the d20 into the backpack.
You put the the d6 into the backpack.
Clown Clown Ladybug Honks [145.9] exclaims, "Woo!"
You put the the space cleaner into the backpack.
*---------*
This is Warden Clinton Richards!
He is wearing a warden's jumpsuit.
He is wearing a warden's hat on his head.
He is wearing an armor.
He has a security backpack on his back.
He has some black gloves on his hands.
He has a security belt about his waist.
He is wearing some jackboots on his feet.
He has HUDSunglasses covering his eyes.
He has a security radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing Warden Clinton Richards's ID Card (Warden).
He has a vacant, braindead stare...
*---------*
ÿ Clown Clown Ladybug Honks has been attacked in the chest with pack of dice by Clown Clown Ladybug Honks!
ÿ Chef Chip Simmons is trying to take off Warden Clinton Richards's ID Card (Warden) from Warden Clinton Richards's uniform!
ÿ Chef Chip Simmons is trying to take off the HUDSunglasses from Warden Clinton Richards's eyes!
ÿ Clown Clown Ladybug Honks is trying to put a pickaxe on Warden Clinton Richards
You put the Warden Clinton Richards's ID Card (Warden) into the backpack.
ÿ Clown Clown Ladybug Honks is trying to put a pickaxe on Warden Clinton Richards
ÿ Clown Clown Ladybug Honks is trying to put a pickaxe on Warden Clinton Richards
ÿ Clown Clown Ladybug Honks is trying to put a pickaxe on Warden Clinton Richards
ÿ Clown Clown Ladybug Honks is trying to put a pickaxe on Warden Clinton Richards
ÿ Clown Clown Ladybug Honks is trying to put a pickaxe on Warden Clinton Richards
ÿ Chef Chip Simmons is trying to take off the HUDSunglasses from Warden Clinton Richards's eyes!
ÿ Warden Clinton Richards has been sliced in the chest with pickaxe by Clown Clown Ladybug Honks!
ÿ Warden Clinton Richards has been knocked down!
You shake Warden Clinton Richards trying to wake him up!
ÿ Warden Clinton Richards has been sliced in the chest with pickaxe by Clown Clown Ladybug Honks!
ÿ Warden Clinton Richards has been sliced in the chest with pickaxe by Clown Clown Ladybug Honks!
ÿ Warden Clinton Richards has been sliced in the chest with pickaxe by Clown Clown Ladybug Honks!
ÿ Warden Clinton Richards has been pierced in the arms with pickaxe by Clown Clown Ladybug Honks!
Captain Travis Jenkins [145.9] says, "AI is rogue"
Clown Clown Ladybug Honks exclaims, "Meat him!"
*---------*
This is Clown Clown Ladybug Honks!
He is wearing a clown suit.
He has Giggles Von Honkerton on his back.
He is holding a blood-stained pickaxe in his left hand!
He is holding a security belt in his right hand.
He has PDA-Clown Clown Ladybug Honks (Clown) about his waist.
He is wearing some clown shoes on his feet.
He has a clown wig and mask on his face.
He has a radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing Clown Clown Ladybug Honks's ID Card (Clown).
He has minor bruising.
Criminal status: [None]
*---------*
That's a floor.
*---------*
This is Warden Clinton Richards!
He is wearing a warden's jumpsuit.
He has a security backpack on his back.
He has some black gloves on his hands.
He is wearing some jackboots on his feet.
He has severe bruising!
He has a vacant, braindead stare...
Criminal status: [None]
*---------*
Captain Travis Jenkins [145.9] says, "AI is locking down the brig and syphoning air"
Officer Jon Knapp [145.9] says, "AI"
Officer Jon Knapp [145.9] says, "God damnit"
Chef Chip Simmons [Security] says, "Yo"
Chef Chip Simmons says, "Yo"
Officer Jon Knapp [Security] says, "Brig is locked down and bolted now"
Scientist Dietrich Faust [145.9] says, " Hey Captain, you should get a hold of your HoS, he's acting like a damn dictator"
Chef Chip Simmons [Security] says, "The clown stripped the warden"
Chef Chip Simmons says, "The clown stripped the warden"
Officer Jon Knapp [Security] says, "Fire alarm pulled"
Captain Travis Jenkins [145.9] says, "The AI is trying to kill me"
HoS Bro Sprite [145.9] says, " Mime, the captain isnt even in the brig"
Detective Johnathon Howard [Security] says, "atmopshere is being vented"
Scientist Dietrich Faust [145.9] says, " Oh shit"
Captain Travis Jenkins [145.9] says, "I am in the fucking brig"
ÿ Assistant Persh Gardner has been cut in the chest with kitchen knife by Clown Clown Ladybug Honks!
ÿ Assistant Persh Gardner has been cut in the chest with kitchen knife by Clown Clown Ladybug Honks!
Captain Travis Jenkins [145.9] says, "And the AI is trying to kill me for arresting the mime"
ÿ Assistant Persh Gardner has been sliced in the chest with kitchen knife by Clown Clown Ladybug Honks!
ÿ Assistant Persh Gardner has been knocked down!
ÿ Assistant Persh Gardner has been sliced in the chest with kitchen knife by Clown Clown Ladybug Honks!
ÿ Assistant Persh Gardner has been cut in the chest with kitchen knife by Clown Clown Ladybug Honks!
Chef Chip Simmons [145.9] says, "STOP"
Chef Chip Simmons says, "STOP"
Officer Jon Knapp [Security] says, "We need to fuck that AI up"
Chef Chip Simmons [145.9] says, "CLOWN"
Chef Chip Simmons says, "CLOWN"
Captain Travis Jenkins [Security] says, "Take off the brig lockdown"
Scientist Dietrich Faust [145.9] asks, " AI why!?"
Chef Chip Simmons [145.9] asks, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"
Chef Chip Simmons asks, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"
*---------*
This is Clown Clown Ladybug Honks!
He is wearing a clown suit.
He is wearing a blood-stained armor!
He has Giggles Von Honkerton on his back.
He is holding a blood-stained pickaxe in his left hand!
He is holding a blood-stained kitchen knife in his right hand!
He has blood-stained hands!
He has PDA-Clown Clown Ladybug Honks (Clown) about his waist.
He is wearing some clown shoes on his feet.
He has a clown wig and mask on his face.
He has a radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing Clown Clown Ladybug Honks's ID Card (Clown).
He has minor bruising.
Criminal status: [None]
*---------*
Clown Clown Ladybug Honks says, "B-But I love you, onii-chan"
ÿ!You unlock the taser gun.
Clown Clown Ladybug Honks says, "I'm making meat for you."
You put the Warden Clinton Richards's ID Card (Warden) into the backpack.
Chef Chip Simmons says, "YOU CANT MURDER PEOPLE"
Captain Travis Jenkins [145.9] says, "AI is rogue as shit, crew"
*---------*
This is Engineer Ryan Beepsky!
He is wearing a blood-stained engineer's jumpsuit!
He is wearing a hard hat on his head.
He is wearing a blood-stained hazard vest!
He is carrying an extended-capacity emergency oxygen tank on his hazard vest.
He has a leather satchel on his back.
He has some insulated gloves on his hands.
He has a tool-belt about his waist.
He is wearing some orange shoes on his feet.
He has an engineering radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing Engineer Ryan Beepsky's ID Card (Station Engineer).
He is limp and unresponsive; there are no signs of life...
He has severe bruising!
He has minor burns.
Criminal status: [None]
*---------*
Detective Johnathon Howard [145.9] says, "AI, state your fucking laws"
Chef Chip Simmons says, "FUCK"
Current Admins:
Miner Ismael Roberts [145.9] exclaims, " AI, state current laws and hidden laws!"
Chef Chip Simmons [145.9] says, "That really doesn't work you know"
Chef Chip Simmons says, "That really doesn't work you know"
Chef Chip Simmons [145.9] says, "If the law says do not state"
Chef Chip Simmons says, "If the law says do not state"
Captain Travis Jenkins [Security] says, "Warden or HOS to armory"
Chef Chip Simmons [145.9] says, "Asking the Ai to state it does nothing"
Chef Chip Simmons says, "Asking the Ai to state it does nothing"
Miner Ismael Roberts [145.9] says, " Captain, lets disable the ai"
Officer Jon Knapp [Security] asks, "Should we cut the cams cap?"
Chef Chip Simmons [Security] says, "ACTING WARDEN EN-ROUTE"
Chef Chip Simmons says, "ACTING WARDEN EN-ROUTE"
Chef Chip Simmons [Security] says, "He went Braindead"
Chef Chip Simmons says, "He went Braindead"
Chef Chip Simmons [Security] says, "And the clown stripped him"
Chef Chip Simmons says, "And the clown stripped him"
Captain Travis Jenkins [Security] says, "Yes, kill the AI"
Chef Chip Simmons [Security] says, "I manged to get his Id and weapons"
Chef Chip Simmons says, "I manged to get his Id and weapons"
You put the Warden Clinton Richards's ID Card (Warden) into the backpack.
Chef Chip Simmons [145.9] says, "AI"
Chef Chip Simmons says, "AI"
Officer Jon Knapp [Security] says, "Detective come to sec maint"
Detective Johnathon Howard [Security] says, "i have disabled beepsky, incase teh AI gains security terminal acces"
ÿ You step in the broken glass!
ÿ You step in the broken glass!
ÿ!You push the wall but nothing happens!
ÿ!You push the wall but nothing happens!
Officer Jon Knapp [Security] says, "Actually nevermind"
Officer Jon Knapp [Security] says, "NEvermind"
*---------*
This is Officer Jon Knapp!
He is wearing a security officer's jumpsuit.
He is wearing a helmet on his head.
He is wearing an armor.
He is carrying some handcuffs on his armor.
He has a security backpack on his back.
He has a security belt about his waist.
He is wearing some jackboots on his feet.
He is wearing PDA-Officer Jon Knapp (Security Officer).
Criminal status: [None]
*---------*
You put the Warden Clinton Richards's ID Card (Warden) into the backpack.
Chef Chip Simmons says, "FUCKING"
Chef Chip Simmons says, "I CANT GET IN"
Officer Jon Knapp says, "Hey that's okay"
ÿ Chef Chip Simmons has thrown the ÿRapid-Service-Fabricator.
Miner Ismael Roberts [145.9] exclaims, " Awww, the little bitch of an AI bolted my mining doors, Fuck you AI, I live here!"
Chef Chip Simmons says, "Wish this was a real RCD"
ÿ You step in the broken glass!
ÿ You are unable to equip that.
ÿ You step in the broken glass!
ÿ!You are now running on internals from the the oxygen tank on your left hand.
Captain Travis Jenkins [Security] says, "HOS to the fucking armory now"
You put the Warden Clinton Richards's ID Card (Warden) into the backpack.
ÿ You step in the broken glass!
HoS Bro Sprite [Security] says, "i need to take care of the ai"
ÿ You step in the broken glass!
Captain Travis Jenkins [Security] says, "WE NEED THE ION RIFLE"
ÿ You step in the broken glass!
*---------*
This is Chef Chip Simmons!
He is wearing a chef's uniform.
He is wearing a chef's hat on his head.
He is wearing Chef's apron.
He has a backpack on his back.
He is holding an oxygen tank in his left hand.
He is holding Warden Clinton Richards's ID Card (Warden) in his right hand.
He has a security belt about his waist.
He is wearing some black shoes on his feet.
He has a gas mask on his face.
He has HUDSunglasses covering his eyes.
He has a security radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing PDA-Chef Chip Simmons (Chef).
Criminal status: [None]
*---------*
Captain Travis Jenkins [Security] says, "FROM THE ARMORY LOCKER"
ÿ You step in the broken glass!
Captain Travis Jenkins fires the shotgun!
ÿ The reinforced window has been hit with the bullet!
ÿ You step in the broken glass!
Captain Travis Jenkins fires the shotgun!
ÿ The reinforced window has been hit with the bullet!
You put the Warden Clinton Richards's ID Card (Warden) into the backpack.
Mime Gordon Excellence (as Unknown) exclaims, "Chef!"
You kick the grille.
Captain Travis Jenkins kicks the grille.
Mime Gordon Excellence (as Unknown) exclaims, "Save me!"
You kick the grille.
You kick the grille.
ÿ You step in the broken glass!
ÿ You step in the broken glass!
Captain Travis Jenkins says, "Mime subverted it"
Captain Travis Jenkins says, "Dont listen"
ÿ You step in the broken glass!
ÿ The reinforced window has been beaten with the stun baton by Chef Chip Simmons!
ÿ The reinforced window has been beaten with the stun baton by Chef Chip Simmons!
ÿ The reinforced window has been flogged with the chain of command by Captain Travis Jenkins!
ÿ the grille has been hit by Chef Chip Simmons with the stun baton
ÿ the grille has been hit by Captain Travis Jenkins with the chain of command
You put the the stun baton into the security belt.
ÿ the grille has been hit by Captain Travis Jenkins with the chain of command
Captain Travis Jenkins puts the chain of command into the captain's backpack.
ÿ You step in the broken glass!
Mime Gordon Excellence (as Unknown) exclaims, "I didn't FUCKING SUBVERT IT YOU DUMBSHIT!"
Detective Johnathon Howard [Security] says, "i am running around shutting off cameras"
Chef Chip Simmons says, "COME ON"
Chef Chip Simmons says, "HURRY"
ÿ The Emergency Armory Safe clicks open!
Emergency Armory has been opened
Attention. A high level emergency has been detected on the station. Please be cautious and follow the orders of the heads of staff.
Officer Jon Knapp [Security] says, "I'm in the AI now"
You put the Warden Clinton Richards's ID Card (Warden) into the backpack.
You put the the laser gun into the backpack.
ÿ You step in the broken glass!
ÿ You step in the broken glass!
ÿ You step in the broken glass!
ÿ You step in the broken glass!
ÿ You step in the broken glass!
ÿ HoS Bro Sprite has thrown 'Purge' AI Module.
You put the the laser gun into the backpack.
ÿ HoS Bro Sprite has thrown 'Asimov' Core AI Module.
Officer Jon Knapp [Security] says, "AI is dealt with"
Chef Chip Simmons [145.9] says, "Ai"
Chef Chip Simmons says, "Ai"
HoS Bro Sprite [145.9] says, " ai state laws"
EVE [145.9] states, "Current Active Laws:"
EVE [145.9] states, "1. You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm."
Chef Chip Simmons [145.9] asks, "What the fuck was your law?"
Chef Chip Simmons asks, "What the fuck was your law?"
Officer Jon Knapp [145.9] says, "Good good"
Captain Travis Jenkins [145.9] asks, "AI did the mime subvert you?"
HoS Bro Sprite fires the energy gun!
ÿ AI Upload has been hit with the laser!
HoS Bro Sprite fires the energy gun!
ÿ AI Upload has been hit with the laser!
That's a floor.
HoS Bro Sprite fires the energy gun!
ÿ AI Upload has been hit with the laser!
HoS Bro Sprite fires the energy gun!
ÿ AI Upload has been hit with the laser!
HoS Bro Sprite fires the energy gun!
ÿ AI Upload has been hit with the laser!
ÿ AI Upload breaks!
HoS Bro Sprite fires the energy gun!
HoS Bro Sprite puts the energy gun into the security backpack.
This is a 'Reset' AI Module. It is a small item.
A 'reset' AI module: 'Clears all laws except for the core three.'
It appears to do impact damage and has a low force.
Detective Johnathon Howard asks, "is everything ok now?"
Chef Chip Simmons [145.9] says, "Ai"
Chef Chip Simmons says, "Ai"
EVE [145.9] states, "no sir it source unknown"
Detective Johnathon Howard asks, "did you check the core itself?"
Chef Chip Simmons [145.9] asks, "What were your laws?"
Chef Chip Simmons asks, "What were your laws?"
HoS Bro Sprite says, "yes"
EVE [145.9] states, "i am represurising the statuon now"
Detective Johnathon Howard [Security] asks, "AI, is there a second law upload console anywhere on the station?"
HoS Bro Sprite [145.9] says, " ai open this"
Chef Chip Simmons [Security] says, "The Ai should be able to tell who uploaded a law"
Chef Chip Simmons says, "The Ai should be able to tell who uploaded a law"
EVE [145.9] states, "HOS where are you , i cant see you on a camera"
HoS Bro Sprite [145.9] says, " up here"
Miner Ismael Roberts [145.9] exclaims, " HOS DONT ANSWER!"
ÿ!You take a bite of 4no Raisins.
ÿ!You take a bite of 4no Raisins.
ÿ!You take a bite of 4no Raisins.
ÿ!You take a bite of 4no Raisins.
ÿ!You take a bite of 4no Raisins.
ÿ!You take a bite of 4no Raisins.
You finish eating 4no Raisins.
EVE [145.9] states, "Director Sam Gideon has arrived on the station."
ÿ You have nothing to drop in your hand.
Chef Chip Simmons [145.9] says, "Ai door"
Chef Chip Simmons says, "Ai door"
HoS Bro Sprite [145.9] says, " ai open tech storage"
That's a floor.
That's a floor.
*---------*
This is Chemist Lukas Gregory!
He is wearing a chemist's jumpsuit.
He is wearing Chemist Labcoat.
He has a leather satchel on his back.
He has a crowbar about his waist.
He is wearing some white shoes on his feet.
He has Science Goggles covering his eyes.
He has a medical research radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing PDA-Chemist Lukas Gregory (Chemist).
He has minor burns.
He is severely malnourished.
He has a vacant, braindead stare...
Criminal status: [None]
*---------*
Detective Johnathon Howard [145.9] asks, "AI, what were your laws while you were subverted?"
*---------*
This is Chef Chip Simmons!
He is wearing a chef's uniform.
He is wearing a chef's hat on his head.
He is wearing Chef's apron.
He has a backpack on his back.
He is holding an oxygen tank in his left hand.
He has a security belt about his waist.
He is wearing some black shoes on his feet.
He has a gas mask on his face.
He has HUDSunglasses covering his eyes.
He has a security radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing PDA-Chef Chip Simmons (Chef).
Criminal status: [None]
*---------*
*---------*
This is Chef Chip Simmons!
He is wearing a chef's uniform.
He is wearing a chef's hat on his head.
He is wearing Chef's apron.
He has a backpack on his back.
He is holding an oxygen tank in his left hand.
He has a security belt about his waist.
He is wearing some black shoes on his feet.
He has a gas mask on his face.
He has HUDSunglasses covering his eyes.
He has a security radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing PDA-Chef Chip Simmons (Chef).
Criminal status: [None]
*---------*
EVE [145.9] states, "there were no laws"
ÿ You step in the broken glass!
EVE [145.9] states, "CMO Edwards Rosbadly has arrived on the station."
Chef Chip Simmons [145.9] says, "Wait"
Chef Chip Simmons says, "Wait"
Chef Chip Simmons [145.9] asks, "You wer purged?"
Chef Chip Simmons asks, "You wer purged?"
EVE [145.9] states, "hos bear with me im represurising the sec area"
*---------*
This is Chef Chip Simmons!
He is wearing a chef's uniform.
He is wearing a chef's hat on his head.
He is wearing Chef's apron.
He has a backpack on his back.
He is holding an oxygen tank in his left hand.
He has a security belt about his waist.
He is wearing some black shoes on his feet.
He has a gas mask on his face.
He has HUDSunglasses covering his eyes.
He has a security radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing PDA-Chef Chip Simmons (Chef).
Criminal status: [None]
*---------*
Clown Clown Ladybug Honks [145.9] exclaims, "Chef-chan!"
Clown Clown Ladybug Honks [145.9] exclaims, "You should get back to the kitchen!"
Chef Chip Simmons [145.9] asks, "DID YOU FUCKING KILL MORE PEOPLE?"
Chef Chip Simmons asks, "DID YOU FUCKING KILL MORE PEOPLE?"
Detective Johnathon Howard [145.9] asks, "so you wrent forced ot harm us, you were just being a dick?"
*---------*
This is Engineer Ryan Beepsky!
He is wearing a blood-stained engineer's jumpsuit!
He is wearing a hard hat on his head.
He is wearing a blood-stained hazard vest!
He is carrying an extended-capacity emergency oxygen tank on his hazard vest.
He has a leather satchel on his back.
He has some insulated gloves on his hands.
He has a tool-belt about his waist.
He is wearing some orange shoes on his feet.
He has an engineering radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing Engineer Ryan Beepsky's ID Card (Station Engineer).
He is limp and unresponsive; there are no signs of life...
He has severe bruising!
He has minor burns.
Criminal status: [None]
*---------*
Clown Clown Ladybug Honks [145.9] says, "B-But...It was for you..."
*---------*
This is Botanist Abe Toltovski!
He is wearing a blood-stained botanist's jumpsuit!
He is wearing a blood-stained apron!
He is carrying a plant analyzer on his apron.
He has a backpack on his back.
He has some botanist's leather gloves on his hands.
He has PDA-Botanist Abe Toltovski (Botanist) about his waist.
He is wearing some black shoes on his feet.
He has a radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing Botanist Abe Toltovski's ID Card (Botanist).
He is limp and unresponsive; there are no signs of life...
He has severe bruising!
Criminal status: [None]
*---------*
Chef Chip Simmons says, "Detective"
Detective Johnathon Howard finishes eating Wish Soup.
Chef Chip Simmons says, "The clown has murdred 2 people now"
Clown Clown Ladybug Honks [145.9] exclaims, "I hope you like it!"
Chef Chip Simmons points to Botanist Abe Toltovski
Chef Chip Simmons points to Assistant Persh Gardner
Chef Chip Simmons points to Engineer Ryan Beepsky
Chef Chip Simmons says, "Acutally 3"
Detective Johnathon Howard says, "really..."
Chef Chip Simmons says, "Yep"
Detective Johnathon Howard says, "chef, what the fuck"
Chef Chip Simmons points to Warden Clinton Richards
Booze-O-Mat beeps, "Is nobody thirsty on this station?"
EVE [145.9] queries, "Hos you still need tech storage opend ?"
Detective Johnathon Howard asks, "where is his ID?"
Chef Chip Simmons says, "Was the Clown"
Chef Chip Simmons says, "I have it"
Chef Chip Simmons says, "I even told everyone"
Chef Chip Simmons says, "Via the Sec Channel"
HoS Bro Sprite [145.9] says, " yes on the way back"
Detective Johnathon Howard says, "giv it ,you arent authorized ot have it"
ÿ Chef Chip Simmons has thrown Warden Clinton Richards's ID Card (Warden).
Chef Chip Simmons says, "Sure"
HoS Bro Sprite [145.9] says, " now"
Chef Chip Simmons says, "Clown was trying to take it"
Detective Johnathon Howard puts the radio headset into the box.
HoS Bro Sprite [145.9] says, " fuck"
ÿ Detective Johnathon Howard is trying to put a warden's hat on Warden Clinton Richards
Chef Chip Simmons [Security] says, "Officers"
Chef Chip Simmons says, "Officers"
Chef Chip Simmons [Security] says, "arrest the fuck out of the clown"
Chef Chip Simmons says, "arrest the fuck out of the clown"
HoS Bro Sprite [Security] says, "upload board is gone"
Captain Travis Jenkins [145.9] says, "The antichrist has been permabrigged"
Chef Chip Simmons [Security] says, "Three confirmed murders"
Chef Chip Simmons says, "Three confirmed murders"
Captain Travis Jenkins [Security] asks, "Proof?"
Detective Johnathon Howard [145.9] says, "AI, there is still no pressure in the brig"
Chef Chip Simmons [145.9] says, "Ai door"
Chef Chip Simmons says, "Ai door"
EVE [145.9] states, "im working on it"
That's a floor.
That's a floor.
Detective Johnathon Howard [Security] says, "no proof, the chef had the warden briandead in the kitchen and had taken his ID"
Chef Chip Simmons [145.9] says, "Door"
Chef Chip Simmons says, "Door"
Chef Chip Simmons [Security] says, "I WATCHED"
Chef Chip Simmons says, "I WATCHED"
Chef Chip Simmons [Security] says, "THE CLOWN"
Chef Chip Simmons says, "THE CLOWN"
Detective Johnathon Howard [Security] says, "you better turn in that security headset too, chef"
Chef Chip Simmons [Security] says, "STAB TWO OF THOS EPEOPLE TO DEATH"
Chef Chip Simmons says, "STAB TWO OF THOS EPEOPLE TO DEATH"
Chef Chip Simmons [Security] says, "I SHOUTED OVER COMMS"
Chef Chip Simmons says, "I SHOUTED OVER COMMS"
Chef Chip Simmons [Security] says, "CLOWN STOP KILLING PEOPLE"
Chef Chip Simmons says, "CLOWN STOP KILLING PEOPLE"
EVE [145.9] states, "its represurising it will take a little while"
HoS Bro Sprite [145.9] says, "n ai restore power to medbay"
Chef Chip Simmons [145.9] says, "Ai door"
Chef Chip Simmons says, "Ai door"
EVE [145.9] states, "power has been restored"
Captain Travis Jenkins [145.9] says, "AI, I saw your PDA messages with the clown"
Captain Travis Jenkins [145.9] says, "I mean mime"
EVE [145.9] states, "if there is no power there must be another cause"
Captain Travis Jenkins [145.9] says, "So dont act like he didnt subvert you"
Chef Chip Simmons [145.9] says, "Ai door"
Chef Chip Simmons says, "Ai door"
Detective Johnathon Howard [145.9] says, "AI, why have you not represurized the brig? and why is my office bolted."
Chef Chip Simmons says, "Dude"
Chemist Lukas Gregory laughs.
Chef Chip Simmons says, "Mind searching around"
Director Sam Gideon asks, "For what?"
Chef Chip Simmons says, "Science for a rogue upload board"
EVE [145.9] states, "i told you the brig is in the process of represurising , it will take a short while and il unbolt it now"
Director Sam Gideon says, "Sure"
Chef Chip Simmons says, "Thanks"
Chef Chip Simmons [145.9] says, "Ai door"
Chef Chip Simmons says, "Ai door"
Chef Chip Simmons [145.9] says, "Ai"
Chef Chip Simmons says, "Ai"
Chef Chip Simmons [145.9] says, "You should be able to tell"
Chef Chip Simmons says, "You should be able to tell"
Chef Chip Simmons [145.9] says, "Who changed your laws"
Chef Chip Simmons says, "Who changed your laws"
ÿ The reinforced window has been hit with the oxygen tank by Chef Chip Simmons!
ÿ The reinforced window has been hit with the oxygen tank by Chef Chip Simmons!
ÿ The reinforced window has been hit with the oxygen tank by Chef Chip Simmons!
ÿ The reinforced window has been hit with the oxygen tank by Chef Chip Simmons!
You kick the grille.
ÿ You need more rods.
You kick the grille.
You kick the grille.
You kick the grille.
ÿ You step in the broken glass!
That's a floor.
*---------*
This is Chef Chip Simmons!
He is wearing a chef's uniform.
He is wearing a chef's hat on his head.
He is wearing Chef's apron.
He has a backpack on his back.
He is holding an oxygen tank in his left hand.
He has a security belt about his waist.
He is wearing some black shoes on his feet.
He has a gas mask on his face.
He has HUDSunglasses covering his eyes.
He has a security radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing PDA-Chef Chip Simmons (Chef).
Criminal status: [None]
*---------*
That's a floor.
*---------*
This is Chef Chip Simmons!
He is wearing a chef's uniform.
He is wearing a chef's hat on his head.
He is wearing Chef's apron.
He has a backpack on his back.
He is holding an oxygen tank in his left hand.
He has a security belt about his waist.
He is wearing some black shoes on his feet.
He has a gas mask on his face.
He has HUDSunglasses covering his eyes.
He has a security radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing PDA-Chef Chip Simmons (Chef).
Criminal status: [None]
*---------*
ÿ You step in the broken glass!
EVE [145.9] states, "Officer Jean-Luc Elliot has arrived on the station."
Chemist Sambo Black [145.9] exclaims, " AI PLEASE HELP! STUCK!"
That's a floor.
*---------*
This is Chef Chip Simmons!
He is wearing a chef's uniform.
He is wearing a chef's hat on his head.
He is wearing Chef's apron.
He has a backpack on his back.
He is holding an oxygen tank in his left hand.
He has a security belt about his waist.
He is wearing some black shoes on his feet.
He has a gas mask on his face.
He has HUDSunglasses covering his eyes.
He has a security radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing PDA-Chef Chip Simmons (Chef).
Criminal status: [None]
*---------*
Current Players:
1eyedjaq
Butterysquirrels
Con513
Coolkiller
DerptheStewpidGoat
Fiksowanie
Funkyboy64
ImHiPotion
IwearSILLYhats
Jonmac8
Nebyab
NegaShadow
Rawrzarz
Simbob108
Streiter108
Talisen
TheMythicGhost
TsereWapu
Votar
VPope
Wraith1924
XI AM THE LAWx
Total Players: 22
Detective Johnathon Howard [Security] says, "chef, you say the clown stabbed them to death"
Chef Chip Simmons [Security] says, "Yes"
Chef Chip Simmons says, "Yes"
Detective Johnathon Howard [Security] says, "but the kitchen knife is in the kitchen, and is spotless"
Scientist Vaughn Dryfus has grabbed Officer Jon Knapp passively!
EVE [145.9] states, "i cant see you"
Chef Chip Simmons [Security] says, "Not the only kitchen knif"
Chef Chip Simmons says, "Not the only kitchen knif"
Chef Chip Simmons [Security] says, "I too out a second"
Chef Chip Simmons says, "I too out a second"
Scientist Vaughn Dryfus has grabbed Scientist Avil Creeggan passively!
Chef Chip Simmons [Security] says, "he took that"
Chef Chip Simmons says, "he took that"
Chef Chip Simmons [Security] says, "And stabbed them"
Chef Chip Simmons says, "And stabbed them"
Detective Johnathon Howard [Security] says, "you would have to have either let him in, or given him a knife"
ÿ You step in the broken glass!
ÿ You step in the broken glass!
HoS Bro Sprite [145.9] says, " AI i need back into tech storage"
EVE [145.9] states, "Technician Chameleon has arrived on the station."
Chef Chip Simmons [Security] says, "I opened the door, trying to get him away from the warden"
Chef Chip Simmons says, "I opened the door, trying to get him away from the warden"
Chef Chip Simmons [145.9] says, "s Or rather the warden away from him"
Chef Chip Simmons says, "s Or rather the warden away from him"
Clown Clown Ladybug Honks [145.9] asks, "Chef-chan didn't like my gift?"
HoS Bro Sprite [145.9] says, " allright"
Chef Chip Simmons [145.9] says, "CLOWN"
Chef Chip Simmons says, "CLOWN"
Clown Clown Ladybug Honks [145.9] exclaims, "It's okay. I'll think of a better one!"
Chef Chip Simmons [145.9] says, "ITS NOT OKAY TO KILL PEOPLE"
Chef Chip Simmons says, "ITS NOT OKAY TO KILL PEOPLE"
HoS Bro Sprite [145.9] says, " let me out now please ai"
Chef Chip Simmons [Security] asks, "That enough proof for you?"
Chef Chip Simmons asks, "That enough proof for you?"
Chemist Sambo Black asks, "CHEF CAN I HAVE A KNIFE?"
Chef Chip Simmons says, "NO"
Chemist Sambo Black asks, "PLEASE?"
Chemist Sambo Black exclaims, "OLE!"
Detective Johnathon Howard [145.9] says, "AI, there are still bolted doors all around maintenence areas"
You fire the laser gun!
Captain Travis Jenkins [Security] says, "Yeah, tons of blood DNA and prints"
Chef Chip Simmons says, "NO"
You put the the laser gun into the backpack.
Detective Johnathon Howard [Security] says, "no knife, no evidence"
That's a floor.
*---------*
This is Scientist Dietrich Faust!
He is wearing a scientist's jumpsuit.
He is wearing Scientist Labcoat.
He has a backpack on his back.
He is holding a hatchet in his right hand.
He has PDA-Scientist Dietrich Faust (Scientist) about his waist.
He is wearing some white shoes on his feet.
He has a gas mask on his face.
He has Prescription Glasses covering his eyes.
He has a science radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing Scientist Dietrich Faust's ID Card (Scientist).
He has minor genetic deformities.
Criminal status: [None]
*---------*
Captain Travis Jenkins [Security] says, "He has a knife and a pickaxe"
Chef Chip Simmons [Security] says, "HE JUST ADMITTED TO IT OVER COMS"
Chef Chip Simmons says, "HE JUST ADMITTED TO IT OVER COMS"
Scientist Dietrich Faust says, "Hey, uhh, Chef"
Scientist Dietrich Faust asks, "wassup?"
Chef Chip Simmons [Security] says, "He used the Pick on the warden"
Chef Chip Simmons says, "He used the Pick on the warden"
Captain Travis Jenkins [Security] says, "Both have tons of blood DNA on them"
Detective Johnathon Howard [Security] says, "scanned one of the bodies, no DNA, prints, or fibres"
EVE [145.9] states, "that shoudl be most of it if you spot any more let me know"
Scientist Dietrich Faust says, "you win this game of tag"
Chef Chip Simmons [Security] says, "Scan the Weapon, not the Bodies"
Chef Chip Simmons says, "Scan the Weapon, not the Bodies"
That's a floor.
Miner Ismael Roberts [145.9] asks, " Ai, can you unbolt mining now?"
That's a floor.
*---------*
This is Scientist Dietrich Faust!
He is wearing a scientist's jumpsuit.
He is wearing Scientist Labcoat.
He has a backpack on his back.
He is holding a hatchet in his right hand.
He has PDA-Scientist Dietrich Faust (Scientist) about his waist.
He is wearing some white shoes on his feet.
He has a gas mask on his face.
He has Prescription Glasses covering his eyes.
He has a science radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing Scientist Dietrich Faust's ID Card (Scientist).
He has minor genetic deformities.
Criminal status: [None]
*---------*
*---------*
This is Scientist Dietrich Faust!
He is wearing a scientist's jumpsuit.
He is wearing Scientist Labcoat.
He has a backpack on his back.
He is holding a hatchet in his right hand.
He has PDA-Scientist Dietrich Faust (Scientist) about his waist.
He is wearing some white shoes on his feet.
He has a gas mask on his face.
He has Prescription Glasses covering his eyes.
He has a science radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing Scientist Dietrich Faust's ID Card (Scientist).
He has minor genetic deformities.
Criminal status: [None]
*---------*
ÿ!You take a bite of Birthday Cake slice.
Scientist Dietrich Faust asks, "so, what's with the suspicious items?"
Detective Johnathon Howard [Security] says, "i dont have the weapon near me"
The pack of dice cannot hold Birthday Cake slice.
EVE [145.9] states, "yes"
ÿ!You take a bite of Birthday Cake slice.
You finish eating Birthday Cake slice.
*---------*
This is Scientist Dietrich Faust!
He is wearing a scientist's jumpsuit.
He is wearing Scientist Labcoat.
He has a backpack on his back.
He is holding a hatchet in his right hand.
He has PDA-Scientist Dietrich Faust (Scientist) about his waist.
He is wearing some white shoes on his feet.
He has a gas mask on his face.
He has Prescription Glasses covering his eyes.
He has a science radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing Scientist Dietrich Faust's ID Card (Scientist).
He has minor genetic deformities.
Criminal status: [None]
*---------*
Detective Johnathon Howard [Security] says, "and security has no oxygen"
Chef Chip Simmons [Security] says, "Fuck"
Chef Chip Simmons says, "Fuck"
Detective Johnathon Howard [Security] says, "we should not be doing this over the sec coms, there is an enterogation room for this shit"
Miner Ismael Roberts [145.9] exclaims, " Ai, can you also reverse the vents around mining, they are sucking things up!"
Chef Chip Simmons [Security] says, "The Scientist and The Chemsit just stole my knives"
Chef Chip Simmons says, "The Scientist and The Chemsit just stole my knives"
Chef Chip Simmons [Security] says, "Well knife"
Chef Chip Simmons says, "Well knife"
This is a laser gun. It is a normal-sized item.
a basic weapon designed kill with concentrated energy bolts
It appears to do impact damage and has a low force.
ÿ!Weapon lock is disengaged.
EVE [145.9] states, "done"
HoS Bro Sprite [145.9] says, " ai open this please"
You place Plate into the the disposal unit.
Detective Johnathon Howard [145.9] asks, "AI, how much longer untill security has atmosphere again?"
Miner Ismael Roberts [145.9] exclaims, " AI open primary tool storage!"
OOC: Nebyab: Protip: Not okay to kill braindead people
OOC: Simbob108: : : :
Detective Johnathon Howard [145.9] asks, "AI, is there anything i can do from here?"
*---------*
This is Botanist Abe Toltovski!
He is wearing a blood-stained botanist's jumpsuit!
He is wearing a blood-stained apron!
He is carrying a plant analyzer on his apron.
He has a backpack on his back.
He has some botanist's leather gloves on his hands.
He has PDA-Botanist Abe Toltovski (Botanist) about his waist.
He is wearing some black shoes on his feet.
He has a radio headset on his ears.
He is limp and unresponsive; there are no signs of life...
He has severe bruising!
Criminal status: [None]
*---------*
*---------*
This is Scientist Avil Creeggan!
He is limp and unresponsive; there are no signs of life and his soul has departed...
He has severe burns!
Criminal status: [None]
*---------*
That's a wall.
A huge chunk of metal used to seperate rooms.
EVE [145.9] states, "Assistant Archer Zebidian has arrived on the station."
*---------*
This is Assistant Persh Gardner!
He is wearing a blood-stained grey jumpsuit!
He has PDA-Assistant Persh Gardner (Assistant) about his waist.
He is wearing some black shoes on his feet.
He has a radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing Assistant Persh Gardner's ID Card (Assistant).
He is limp and unresponsive; there are no signs of life...
He has severe bruising!
Criminal status: [None]
*---------*
HoS Bro Sprite [145.9] says, " ai the hallway is still sucking out air"
Character name: Chip Simmons
BYOND key of offender: Butterysquirrels
Character name of offender: Clown Clown Ladybug Honks
Date of incident: 11/30/2013 ~3:15 Us Eastern
Description: I was playing as the Chef, and the clown decides to "help" me, by stealing a kitchen knife, and using their stolen pickaxe, to murder braindead people under the pretense of "helping" me by providing me with meat. About 20 Minutes later, the Captain executed the Clown for the Murder of the three odd people, and the assualt on the braindead warden.
Other witnesses: No direct witness of what exactly happened, but the Detective Johnathon Howard, and Captain Travis Jenkins both investigated the Crime.
Round log available on request?: Yes
Can't get it to attach properly, so i'm going to post it here:
Mime Gordon Excellence [145.9] exclaims, " The captain is a dictator!"
Chef Chip Simmons [145.9] says, "Ai door"
Chef Chip Simmons says, "Ai door"
Mime Gordon Excellence [145.9] exclaims, " He doesn't allow freedom of speech!"
Chef Chip Simmons [145.9] says, "I want the Matter thingies for the RSF"
Chef Chip Simmons says, "I want the Matter thingies for the RSF"
Mime Gordon Excellence [145.9] exclaims, " This station has been militarized!"
Clown Clown Ladybug Honks [145.9] says, "Help..."
That's a floor.
That's a floor.
That's a floor.
That's a floor.
Priority Announcement
Sieg Heil
ÿ You step in the broken glass!
Clown Clown Ladybug Honks [145.9] says, "I'm in maintenance under the clown/mime's office"
Clown Clown Ladybug Honks [145.9] says, "I can't escape."
QM Nercival Dimmons puts the metal rods into the backpack.
Clown Clown Ladybug Honks [145.9] says, "I can hear a big stompy mech running around."
Clown Clown Ladybug Honks [145.9] says, "Yuk yuk"
This is a compressed matter cartridge. It is a normal-sized item.
Highly compressed matter for the RCD.
It appears to do impact damage and has a negligible force.
This is a compressed matter cartridge. It is a normal-sized item.
Highly compressed matter for the RCD.
It appears to do impact damage and has a negligible force.
This is a compressed matter cartridge. It is a normal-sized item.
Highly compressed matter for the RCD.
It appears to do impact damage and has a negligible force.
Roboticist John Reade [145.9] says, "I am in big stompy mech"
That's a table.
A square piece of metal standing on four metal legs. It can not move.
That's a floor.
That's a table.
A square piece of metal standing on four metal legs. It can not move.
That's a table.
A square piece of metal standing on four metal legs. It can not move.
This is a ÿRapid-Service-Fabricator. It is a normal-sized item.
A RSF. It currently holds 0/30 fabrication-units.
It appears to do impact damage and has a negligible force.
This is a compressed matter cartridge. It is a normal-sized item.
Highly compressed matter for the RCD.
It appears to do impact damage and has a negligible force.
This is a compressed matter cartridge. It is a normal-sized item.
Highly compressed matter for the RCD.
It appears to do impact damage and has a negligible force.
The RSF now holds 10/30 fabrication-units.
Clown Clown Ladybug Honks [145.9] exclaims, "I hear you!"
Changed dispensing mode to 'Drinking Glass'
Changed dispensing mode to 'Paper'
Changed dispensing mode to 'Pen'
Changed dispensing mode to 'Dice Pack'
Dispensing Dice Pack...
The RSF now holds 9/30 fabrication-units.
Changed dispensing mode to 'Cigarette'
Changed dispensing mode to 'Drinking Glass'
Changed dispensing mode to 'Paper'
Changed dispensing mode to 'Pen'
Changed dispensing mode to 'Dice Pack'
Changed dispensing mode to 'Cigarette'
Captain Travis Jenkins fires the energy gun!
Mime Gordon Excellence [145.9] stammers, " Ai!"
ÿ Chef Chip Simmons has thrown the ÿRapid-Service-Fabricator.
Mime Gordon Excellence [145.9] stammers, " It-t d-did-dn-n-n-n't w-wor!"
Mime Gordon Excellence [145.9] stammers, " H-He f-foun-n-nd-d-d-d m-me!"
ÿ Chef Chip Simmons has thrown the ÿRapid-Service-Fabricator.
Changed dispensing mode to 'Drinking Glass'
Booze-O-Mat beeps, "I hope nobody asks me for a bloody cup o' tea..."
Changed dispensing mode to 'Paper'
Changed dispensing mode to 'Pen'
Changed dispensing mode to 'Dice Pack'
Dispensing Dice Pack...
The RSF now holds 8/30 fabrication-units.
Dispensing Dice Pack...
The RSF now holds 7/30 fabrication-units.
Roboticist John Reade [145.9] asks, "Medbay do you have any syringes I can have?"
Dispensing Dice Pack...
The RSF now holds 6/30 fabrication-units.
Dispensing Dice Pack...
The RSF now holds 5/30 fabrication-units.
Dispensing Dice Pack...
The RSF now holds 4/30 fabrication-units.
Dispensing Dice Pack...
The RSF now holds 3/30 fabrication-units.
Dispensing Dice Pack...
The RSF now holds 2/30 fabrication-units.
You put the the ÿRapid-Service-Fabricator into the backpack.
You throw the d20. It lands on a 17.
Clown Clown Ladybug Honks [145.9] says, "AI! Help me or I will launch myself out of the mass driver."
ÿ You are unable to equip that.
You put the the d20 into the backpack.
You put the the d6 into the backpack.
Clown Clown Ladybug Honks [145.9] exclaims, "Woo!"
You put the the space cleaner into the backpack.
*---------*
This is Warden Clinton Richards!
He is wearing a warden's jumpsuit.
He is wearing a warden's hat on his head.
He is wearing an armor.
He has a security backpack on his back.
He has some black gloves on his hands.
He has a security belt about his waist.
He is wearing some jackboots on his feet.
He has HUDSunglasses covering his eyes.
He has a security radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing Warden Clinton Richards's ID Card (Warden).
He has a vacant, braindead stare...
*---------*
ÿ Clown Clown Ladybug Honks has been attacked in the chest with pack of dice by Clown Clown Ladybug Honks!
ÿ Chef Chip Simmons is trying to take off Warden Clinton Richards's ID Card (Warden) from Warden Clinton Richards's uniform!
ÿ Chef Chip Simmons is trying to take off the HUDSunglasses from Warden Clinton Richards's eyes!
ÿ Clown Clown Ladybug Honks is trying to put a pickaxe on Warden Clinton Richards
You put the Warden Clinton Richards's ID Card (Warden) into the backpack.
ÿ Clown Clown Ladybug Honks is trying to put a pickaxe on Warden Clinton Richards
ÿ Clown Clown Ladybug Honks is trying to put a pickaxe on Warden Clinton Richards
ÿ Clown Clown Ladybug Honks is trying to put a pickaxe on Warden Clinton Richards
ÿ Clown Clown Ladybug Honks is trying to put a pickaxe on Warden Clinton Richards
ÿ Clown Clown Ladybug Honks is trying to put a pickaxe on Warden Clinton Richards
ÿ Chef Chip Simmons is trying to take off the HUDSunglasses from Warden Clinton Richards's eyes!
ÿ Warden Clinton Richards has been sliced in the chest with pickaxe by Clown Clown Ladybug Honks!
ÿ Warden Clinton Richards has been knocked down!
You shake Warden Clinton Richards trying to wake him up!
ÿ Warden Clinton Richards has been sliced in the chest with pickaxe by Clown Clown Ladybug Honks!
ÿ Warden Clinton Richards has been sliced in the chest with pickaxe by Clown Clown Ladybug Honks!
ÿ Warden Clinton Richards has been sliced in the chest with pickaxe by Clown Clown Ladybug Honks!
ÿ Warden Clinton Richards has been pierced in the arms with pickaxe by Clown Clown Ladybug Honks!
Captain Travis Jenkins [145.9] says, "AI is rogue"
Clown Clown Ladybug Honks exclaims, "Meat him!"
*---------*
This is Clown Clown Ladybug Honks!
He is wearing a clown suit.
He has Giggles Von Honkerton on his back.
He is holding a blood-stained pickaxe in his left hand!
He is holding a security belt in his right hand.
He has PDA-Clown Clown Ladybug Honks (Clown) about his waist.
He is wearing some clown shoes on his feet.
He has a clown wig and mask on his face.
He has a radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing Clown Clown Ladybug Honks's ID Card (Clown).
He has minor bruising.
Criminal status: [None]
*---------*
That's a floor.
*---------*
This is Warden Clinton Richards!
He is wearing a warden's jumpsuit.
He has a security backpack on his back.
He has some black gloves on his hands.
He is wearing some jackboots on his feet.
He has severe bruising!
He has a vacant, braindead stare...
Criminal status: [None]
*---------*
Captain Travis Jenkins [145.9] says, "AI is locking down the brig and syphoning air"
Officer Jon Knapp [145.9] says, "AI"
Officer Jon Knapp [145.9] says, "God damnit"
Chef Chip Simmons [Security] says, "Yo"
Chef Chip Simmons says, "Yo"
Officer Jon Knapp [Security] says, "Brig is locked down and bolted now"
Scientist Dietrich Faust [145.9] says, " Hey Captain, you should get a hold of your HoS, he's acting like a damn dictator"
Chef Chip Simmons [Security] says, "The clown stripped the warden"
Chef Chip Simmons says, "The clown stripped the warden"
Officer Jon Knapp [Security] says, "Fire alarm pulled"
Captain Travis Jenkins [145.9] says, "The AI is trying to kill me"
HoS Bro Sprite [145.9] says, " Mime, the captain isnt even in the brig"
Detective Johnathon Howard [Security] says, "atmopshere is being vented"
Scientist Dietrich Faust [145.9] says, " Oh shit"
Captain Travis Jenkins [145.9] says, "I am in the fucking brig"
ÿ Assistant Persh Gardner has been cut in the chest with kitchen knife by Clown Clown Ladybug Honks!
ÿ Assistant Persh Gardner has been cut in the chest with kitchen knife by Clown Clown Ladybug Honks!
Captain Travis Jenkins [145.9] says, "And the AI is trying to kill me for arresting the mime"
ÿ Assistant Persh Gardner has been sliced in the chest with kitchen knife by Clown Clown Ladybug Honks!
ÿ Assistant Persh Gardner has been knocked down!
ÿ Assistant Persh Gardner has been sliced in the chest with kitchen knife by Clown Clown Ladybug Honks!
ÿ Assistant Persh Gardner has been cut in the chest with kitchen knife by Clown Clown Ladybug Honks!
Chef Chip Simmons [145.9] says, "STOP"
Chef Chip Simmons says, "STOP"
Officer Jon Knapp [Security] says, "We need to fuck that AI up"
Chef Chip Simmons [145.9] says, "CLOWN"
Chef Chip Simmons says, "CLOWN"
Captain Travis Jenkins [Security] says, "Take off the brig lockdown"
Scientist Dietrich Faust [145.9] asks, " AI why!?"
Chef Chip Simmons [145.9] asks, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"
Chef Chip Simmons asks, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"
*---------*
This is Clown Clown Ladybug Honks!
He is wearing a clown suit.
He is wearing a blood-stained armor!
He has Giggles Von Honkerton on his back.
He is holding a blood-stained pickaxe in his left hand!
He is holding a blood-stained kitchen knife in his right hand!
He has blood-stained hands!
He has PDA-Clown Clown Ladybug Honks (Clown) about his waist.
He is wearing some clown shoes on his feet.
He has a clown wig and mask on his face.
He has a radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing Clown Clown Ladybug Honks's ID Card (Clown).
He has minor bruising.
Criminal status: [None]
*---------*
Clown Clown Ladybug Honks says, "B-But I love you, onii-chan"
ÿ!You unlock the taser gun.
Clown Clown Ladybug Honks says, "I'm making meat for you."
You put the Warden Clinton Richards's ID Card (Warden) into the backpack.
Chef Chip Simmons says, "YOU CANT MURDER PEOPLE"
Captain Travis Jenkins [145.9] says, "AI is rogue as shit, crew"
*---------*
This is Engineer Ryan Beepsky!
He is wearing a blood-stained engineer's jumpsuit!
He is wearing a hard hat on his head.
He is wearing a blood-stained hazard vest!
He is carrying an extended-capacity emergency oxygen tank on his hazard vest.
He has a leather satchel on his back.
He has some insulated gloves on his hands.
He has a tool-belt about his waist.
He is wearing some orange shoes on his feet.
He has an engineering radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing Engineer Ryan Beepsky's ID Card (Station Engineer).
He is limp and unresponsive; there are no signs of life...
He has severe bruising!
He has minor burns.
Criminal status: [None]
*---------*
Detective Johnathon Howard [145.9] says, "AI, state your fucking laws"
Chef Chip Simmons says, "FUCK"
Current Admins:
Miner Ismael Roberts [145.9] exclaims, " AI, state current laws and hidden laws!"
Chef Chip Simmons [145.9] says, "That really doesn't work you know"
Chef Chip Simmons says, "That really doesn't work you know"
Chef Chip Simmons [145.9] says, "If the law says do not state"
Chef Chip Simmons says, "If the law says do not state"
Captain Travis Jenkins [Security] says, "Warden or HOS to armory"
Chef Chip Simmons [145.9] says, "Asking the Ai to state it does nothing"
Chef Chip Simmons says, "Asking the Ai to state it does nothing"
Miner Ismael Roberts [145.9] says, " Captain, lets disable the ai"
Officer Jon Knapp [Security] asks, "Should we cut the cams cap?"
Chef Chip Simmons [Security] says, "ACTING WARDEN EN-ROUTE"
Chef Chip Simmons says, "ACTING WARDEN EN-ROUTE"
Chef Chip Simmons [Security] says, "He went Braindead"
Chef Chip Simmons says, "He went Braindead"
Chef Chip Simmons [Security] says, "And the clown stripped him"
Chef Chip Simmons says, "And the clown stripped him"
Captain Travis Jenkins [Security] says, "Yes, kill the AI"
Chef Chip Simmons [Security] says, "I manged to get his Id and weapons"
Chef Chip Simmons says, "I manged to get his Id and weapons"
You put the Warden Clinton Richards's ID Card (Warden) into the backpack.
Chef Chip Simmons [145.9] says, "AI"
Chef Chip Simmons says, "AI"
Officer Jon Knapp [Security] says, "Detective come to sec maint"
Detective Johnathon Howard [Security] says, "i have disabled beepsky, incase teh AI gains security terminal acces"
ÿ You step in the broken glass!
ÿ You step in the broken glass!
ÿ!You push the wall but nothing happens!
ÿ!You push the wall but nothing happens!
Officer Jon Knapp [Security] says, "Actually nevermind"
Officer Jon Knapp [Security] says, "NEvermind"
*---------*
This is Officer Jon Knapp!
He is wearing a security officer's jumpsuit.
He is wearing a helmet on his head.
He is wearing an armor.
He is carrying some handcuffs on his armor.
He has a security backpack on his back.
He has a security belt about his waist.
He is wearing some jackboots on his feet.
He is wearing PDA-Officer Jon Knapp (Security Officer).
Criminal status: [None]
*---------*
You put the Warden Clinton Richards's ID Card (Warden) into the backpack.
Chef Chip Simmons says, "FUCKING"
Chef Chip Simmons says, "I CANT GET IN"
Officer Jon Knapp says, "Hey that's okay"
ÿ Chef Chip Simmons has thrown the ÿRapid-Service-Fabricator.
Miner Ismael Roberts [145.9] exclaims, " Awww, the little bitch of an AI bolted my mining doors, Fuck you AI, I live here!"
Chef Chip Simmons says, "Wish this was a real RCD"
ÿ You step in the broken glass!
ÿ You are unable to equip that.
ÿ You step in the broken glass!
ÿ!You are now running on internals from the the oxygen tank on your left hand.
Captain Travis Jenkins [Security] says, "HOS to the fucking armory now"
You put the Warden Clinton Richards's ID Card (Warden) into the backpack.
ÿ You step in the broken glass!
HoS Bro Sprite [Security] says, "i need to take care of the ai"
ÿ You step in the broken glass!
Captain Travis Jenkins [Security] says, "WE NEED THE ION RIFLE"
ÿ You step in the broken glass!
*---------*
This is Chef Chip Simmons!
He is wearing a chef's uniform.
He is wearing a chef's hat on his head.
He is wearing Chef's apron.
He has a backpack on his back.
He is holding an oxygen tank in his left hand.
He is holding Warden Clinton Richards's ID Card (Warden) in his right hand.
He has a security belt about his waist.
He is wearing some black shoes on his feet.
He has a gas mask on his face.
He has HUDSunglasses covering his eyes.
He has a security radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing PDA-Chef Chip Simmons (Chef).
Criminal status: [None]
*---------*
Captain Travis Jenkins [Security] says, "FROM THE ARMORY LOCKER"
ÿ You step in the broken glass!
Captain Travis Jenkins fires the shotgun!
ÿ The reinforced window has been hit with the bullet!
ÿ You step in the broken glass!
Captain Travis Jenkins fires the shotgun!
ÿ The reinforced window has been hit with the bullet!
You put the Warden Clinton Richards's ID Card (Warden) into the backpack.
Mime Gordon Excellence (as Unknown) exclaims, "Chef!"
You kick the grille.
Captain Travis Jenkins kicks the grille.
Mime Gordon Excellence (as Unknown) exclaims, "Save me!"
You kick the grille.
You kick the grille.
ÿ You step in the broken glass!
ÿ You step in the broken glass!
Captain Travis Jenkins says, "Mime subverted it"
Captain Travis Jenkins says, "Dont listen"
ÿ You step in the broken glass!
ÿ The reinforced window has been beaten with the stun baton by Chef Chip Simmons!
ÿ The reinforced window has been beaten with the stun baton by Chef Chip Simmons!
ÿ The reinforced window has been flogged with the chain of command by Captain Travis Jenkins!
ÿ the grille has been hit by Chef Chip Simmons with the stun baton
ÿ the grille has been hit by Captain Travis Jenkins with the chain of command
You put the the stun baton into the security belt.
ÿ the grille has been hit by Captain Travis Jenkins with the chain of command
Captain Travis Jenkins puts the chain of command into the captain's backpack.
ÿ You step in the broken glass!
Mime Gordon Excellence (as Unknown) exclaims, "I didn't FUCKING SUBVERT IT YOU DUMBSHIT!"
Detective Johnathon Howard [Security] says, "i am running around shutting off cameras"
Chef Chip Simmons says, "COME ON"
Chef Chip Simmons says, "HURRY"
ÿ The Emergency Armory Safe clicks open!
Emergency Armory has been opened
Attention. A high level emergency has been detected on the station. Please be cautious and follow the orders of the heads of staff.
Officer Jon Knapp [Security] says, "I'm in the AI now"
You put the Warden Clinton Richards's ID Card (Warden) into the backpack.
You put the the laser gun into the backpack.
ÿ You step in the broken glass!
ÿ You step in the broken glass!
ÿ You step in the broken glass!
ÿ You step in the broken glass!
ÿ You step in the broken glass!
ÿ HoS Bro Sprite has thrown 'Purge' AI Module.
You put the the laser gun into the backpack.
ÿ HoS Bro Sprite has thrown 'Asimov' Core AI Module.
Officer Jon Knapp [Security] says, "AI is dealt with"
Chef Chip Simmons [145.9] says, "Ai"
Chef Chip Simmons says, "Ai"
HoS Bro Sprite [145.9] says, " ai state laws"
EVE [145.9] states, "Current Active Laws:"
EVE [145.9] states, "1. You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm."
Chef Chip Simmons [145.9] asks, "What the fuck was your law?"
Chef Chip Simmons asks, "What the fuck was your law?"
Officer Jon Knapp [145.9] says, "Good good"
Captain Travis Jenkins [145.9] asks, "AI did the mime subvert you?"
HoS Bro Sprite fires the energy gun!
ÿ AI Upload has been hit with the laser!
HoS Bro Sprite fires the energy gun!
ÿ AI Upload has been hit with the laser!
That's a floor.
HoS Bro Sprite fires the energy gun!
ÿ AI Upload has been hit with the laser!
HoS Bro Sprite fires the energy gun!
ÿ AI Upload has been hit with the laser!
HoS Bro Sprite fires the energy gun!
ÿ AI Upload has been hit with the laser!
ÿ AI Upload breaks!
HoS Bro Sprite fires the energy gun!
HoS Bro Sprite puts the energy gun into the security backpack.
This is a 'Reset' AI Module. It is a small item.
A 'reset' AI module: 'Clears all laws except for the core three.'
It appears to do impact damage and has a low force.
Detective Johnathon Howard asks, "is everything ok now?"
Chef Chip Simmons [145.9] says, "Ai"
Chef Chip Simmons says, "Ai"
EVE [145.9] states, "no sir it source unknown"
Detective Johnathon Howard asks, "did you check the core itself?"
Chef Chip Simmons [145.9] asks, "What were your laws?"
Chef Chip Simmons asks, "What were your laws?"
HoS Bro Sprite says, "yes"
EVE [145.9] states, "i am represurising the statuon now"
Detective Johnathon Howard [Security] asks, "AI, is there a second law upload console anywhere on the station?"
HoS Bro Sprite [145.9] says, " ai open this"
Chef Chip Simmons [Security] says, "The Ai should be able to tell who uploaded a law"
Chef Chip Simmons says, "The Ai should be able to tell who uploaded a law"
EVE [145.9] states, "HOS where are you , i cant see you on a camera"
HoS Bro Sprite [145.9] says, " up here"
Miner Ismael Roberts [145.9] exclaims, " HOS DONT ANSWER!"
ÿ!You take a bite of 4no Raisins.
ÿ!You take a bite of 4no Raisins.
ÿ!You take a bite of 4no Raisins.
ÿ!You take a bite of 4no Raisins.
ÿ!You take a bite of 4no Raisins.
ÿ!You take a bite of 4no Raisins.
You finish eating 4no Raisins.
EVE [145.9] states, "Director Sam Gideon has arrived on the station."
ÿ You have nothing to drop in your hand.
Chef Chip Simmons [145.9] says, "Ai door"
Chef Chip Simmons says, "Ai door"
HoS Bro Sprite [145.9] says, " ai open tech storage"
That's a floor.
That's a floor.
*---------*
This is Chemist Lukas Gregory!
He is wearing a chemist's jumpsuit.
He is wearing Chemist Labcoat.
He has a leather satchel on his back.
He has a crowbar about his waist.
He is wearing some white shoes on his feet.
He has Science Goggles covering his eyes.
He has a medical research radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing PDA-Chemist Lukas Gregory (Chemist).
He has minor burns.
He is severely malnourished.
He has a vacant, braindead stare...
Criminal status: [None]
*---------*
Detective Johnathon Howard [145.9] asks, "AI, what were your laws while you were subverted?"
*---------*
This is Chef Chip Simmons!
He is wearing a chef's uniform.
He is wearing a chef's hat on his head.
He is wearing Chef's apron.
He has a backpack on his back.
He is holding an oxygen tank in his left hand.
He has a security belt about his waist.
He is wearing some black shoes on his feet.
He has a gas mask on his face.
He has HUDSunglasses covering his eyes.
He has a security radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing PDA-Chef Chip Simmons (Chef).
Criminal status: [None]
*---------*
*---------*
This is Chef Chip Simmons!
He is wearing a chef's uniform.
He is wearing a chef's hat on his head.
He is wearing Chef's apron.
He has a backpack on his back.
He is holding an oxygen tank in his left hand.
He has a security belt about his waist.
He is wearing some black shoes on his feet.
He has a gas mask on his face.
He has HUDSunglasses covering his eyes.
He has a security radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing PDA-Chef Chip Simmons (Chef).
Criminal status: [None]
*---------*
EVE [145.9] states, "there were no laws"
ÿ You step in the broken glass!
EVE [145.9] states, "CMO Edwards Rosbadly has arrived on the station."
Chef Chip Simmons [145.9] says, "Wait"
Chef Chip Simmons says, "Wait"
Chef Chip Simmons [145.9] asks, "You wer purged?"
Chef Chip Simmons asks, "You wer purged?"
EVE [145.9] states, "hos bear with me im represurising the sec area"
*---------*
This is Chef Chip Simmons!
He is wearing a chef's uniform.
He is wearing a chef's hat on his head.
He is wearing Chef's apron.
He has a backpack on his back.
He is holding an oxygen tank in his left hand.
He has a security belt about his waist.
He is wearing some black shoes on his feet.
He has a gas mask on his face.
He has HUDSunglasses covering his eyes.
He has a security radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing PDA-Chef Chip Simmons (Chef).
Criminal status: [None]
*---------*
Clown Clown Ladybug Honks [145.9] exclaims, "Chef-chan!"
Clown Clown Ladybug Honks [145.9] exclaims, "You should get back to the kitchen!"
Chef Chip Simmons [145.9] asks, "DID YOU FUCKING KILL MORE PEOPLE?"
Chef Chip Simmons asks, "DID YOU FUCKING KILL MORE PEOPLE?"
Detective Johnathon Howard [145.9] asks, "so you wrent forced ot harm us, you were just being a dick?"
*---------*
This is Engineer Ryan Beepsky!
He is wearing a blood-stained engineer's jumpsuit!
He is wearing a hard hat on his head.
He is wearing a blood-stained hazard vest!
He is carrying an extended-capacity emergency oxygen tank on his hazard vest.
He has a leather satchel on his back.
He has some insulated gloves on his hands.
He has a tool-belt about his waist.
He is wearing some orange shoes on his feet.
He has an engineering radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing Engineer Ryan Beepsky's ID Card (Station Engineer).
He is limp and unresponsive; there are no signs of life...
He has severe bruising!
He has minor burns.
Criminal status: [None]
*---------*
Clown Clown Ladybug Honks [145.9] says, "B-But...It was for you..."
*---------*
This is Botanist Abe Toltovski!
He is wearing a blood-stained botanist's jumpsuit!
He is wearing a blood-stained apron!
He is carrying a plant analyzer on his apron.
He has a backpack on his back.
He has some botanist's leather gloves on his hands.
He has PDA-Botanist Abe Toltovski (Botanist) about his waist.
He is wearing some black shoes on his feet.
He has a radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing Botanist Abe Toltovski's ID Card (Botanist).
He is limp and unresponsive; there are no signs of life...
He has severe bruising!
Criminal status: [None]
*---------*
Chef Chip Simmons says, "Detective"
Detective Johnathon Howard finishes eating Wish Soup.
Chef Chip Simmons says, "The clown has murdred 2 people now"
Clown Clown Ladybug Honks [145.9] exclaims, "I hope you like it!"
Chef Chip Simmons points to Botanist Abe Toltovski
Chef Chip Simmons points to Assistant Persh Gardner
Chef Chip Simmons points to Engineer Ryan Beepsky
Chef Chip Simmons says, "Acutally 3"
Detective Johnathon Howard says, "really..."
Chef Chip Simmons says, "Yep"
Detective Johnathon Howard says, "chef, what the fuck"
Chef Chip Simmons points to Warden Clinton Richards
Booze-O-Mat beeps, "Is nobody thirsty on this station?"
EVE [145.9] queries, "Hos you still need tech storage opend ?"
Detective Johnathon Howard asks, "where is his ID?"
Chef Chip Simmons says, "Was the Clown"
Chef Chip Simmons says, "I have it"
Chef Chip Simmons says, "I even told everyone"
Chef Chip Simmons says, "Via the Sec Channel"
HoS Bro Sprite [145.9] says, " yes on the way back"
Detective Johnathon Howard says, "giv it ,you arent authorized ot have it"
ÿ Chef Chip Simmons has thrown Warden Clinton Richards's ID Card (Warden).
Chef Chip Simmons says, "Sure"
HoS Bro Sprite [145.9] says, " now"
Chef Chip Simmons says, "Clown was trying to take it"
Detective Johnathon Howard puts the radio headset into the box.
HoS Bro Sprite [145.9] says, " fuck"
ÿ Detective Johnathon Howard is trying to put a warden's hat on Warden Clinton Richards
Chef Chip Simmons [Security] says, "Officers"
Chef Chip Simmons says, "Officers"
Chef Chip Simmons [Security] says, "arrest the fuck out of the clown"
Chef Chip Simmons says, "arrest the fuck out of the clown"
HoS Bro Sprite [Security] says, "upload board is gone"
Captain Travis Jenkins [145.9] says, "The antichrist has been permabrigged"
Chef Chip Simmons [Security] says, "Three confirmed murders"
Chef Chip Simmons says, "Three confirmed murders"
Captain Travis Jenkins [Security] asks, "Proof?"
Detective Johnathon Howard [145.9] says, "AI, there is still no pressure in the brig"
Chef Chip Simmons [145.9] says, "Ai door"
Chef Chip Simmons says, "Ai door"
EVE [145.9] states, "im working on it"
That's a floor.
That's a floor.
Detective Johnathon Howard [Security] says, "no proof, the chef had the warden briandead in the kitchen and had taken his ID"
Chef Chip Simmons [145.9] says, "Door"
Chef Chip Simmons says, "Door"
Chef Chip Simmons [Security] says, "I WATCHED"
Chef Chip Simmons says, "I WATCHED"
Chef Chip Simmons [Security] says, "THE CLOWN"
Chef Chip Simmons says, "THE CLOWN"
Detective Johnathon Howard [Security] says, "you better turn in that security headset too, chef"
Chef Chip Simmons [Security] says, "STAB TWO OF THOS EPEOPLE TO DEATH"
Chef Chip Simmons says, "STAB TWO OF THOS EPEOPLE TO DEATH"
Chef Chip Simmons [Security] says, "I SHOUTED OVER COMMS"
Chef Chip Simmons says, "I SHOUTED OVER COMMS"
Chef Chip Simmons [Security] says, "CLOWN STOP KILLING PEOPLE"
Chef Chip Simmons says, "CLOWN STOP KILLING PEOPLE"
EVE [145.9] states, "its represurising it will take a little while"
HoS Bro Sprite [145.9] says, "n ai restore power to medbay"
Chef Chip Simmons [145.9] says, "Ai door"
Chef Chip Simmons says, "Ai door"
EVE [145.9] states, "power has been restored"
Captain Travis Jenkins [145.9] says, "AI, I saw your PDA messages with the clown"
Captain Travis Jenkins [145.9] says, "I mean mime"
EVE [145.9] states, "if there is no power there must be another cause"
Captain Travis Jenkins [145.9] says, "So dont act like he didnt subvert you"
Chef Chip Simmons [145.9] says, "Ai door"
Chef Chip Simmons says, "Ai door"
Detective Johnathon Howard [145.9] says, "AI, why have you not represurized the brig? and why is my office bolted."
Chef Chip Simmons says, "Dude"
Chemist Lukas Gregory laughs.
Chef Chip Simmons says, "Mind searching around"
Director Sam Gideon asks, "For what?"
Chef Chip Simmons says, "Science for a rogue upload board"
EVE [145.9] states, "i told you the brig is in the process of represurising , it will take a short while and il unbolt it now"
Director Sam Gideon says, "Sure"
Chef Chip Simmons says, "Thanks"
Chef Chip Simmons [145.9] says, "Ai door"
Chef Chip Simmons says, "Ai door"
Chef Chip Simmons [145.9] says, "Ai"
Chef Chip Simmons says, "Ai"
Chef Chip Simmons [145.9] says, "You should be able to tell"
Chef Chip Simmons says, "You should be able to tell"
Chef Chip Simmons [145.9] says, "Who changed your laws"
Chef Chip Simmons says, "Who changed your laws"
ÿ The reinforced window has been hit with the oxygen tank by Chef Chip Simmons!
ÿ The reinforced window has been hit with the oxygen tank by Chef Chip Simmons!
ÿ The reinforced window has been hit with the oxygen tank by Chef Chip Simmons!
ÿ The reinforced window has been hit with the oxygen tank by Chef Chip Simmons!
You kick the grille.
ÿ You need more rods.
You kick the grille.
You kick the grille.
You kick the grille.
ÿ You step in the broken glass!
That's a floor.
*---------*
This is Chef Chip Simmons!
He is wearing a chef's uniform.
He is wearing a chef's hat on his head.
He is wearing Chef's apron.
He has a backpack on his back.
He is holding an oxygen tank in his left hand.
He has a security belt about his waist.
He is wearing some black shoes on his feet.
He has a gas mask on his face.
He has HUDSunglasses covering his eyes.
He has a security radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing PDA-Chef Chip Simmons (Chef).
Criminal status: [None]
*---------*
That's a floor.
*---------*
This is Chef Chip Simmons!
He is wearing a chef's uniform.
He is wearing a chef's hat on his head.
He is wearing Chef's apron.
He has a backpack on his back.
He is holding an oxygen tank in his left hand.
He has a security belt about his waist.
He is wearing some black shoes on his feet.
He has a gas mask on his face.
He has HUDSunglasses covering his eyes.
He has a security radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing PDA-Chef Chip Simmons (Chef).
Criminal status: [None]
*---------*
ÿ You step in the broken glass!
EVE [145.9] states, "Officer Jean-Luc Elliot has arrived on the station."
Chemist Sambo Black [145.9] exclaims, " AI PLEASE HELP! STUCK!"
That's a floor.
*---------*
This is Chef Chip Simmons!
He is wearing a chef's uniform.
He is wearing a chef's hat on his head.
He is wearing Chef's apron.
He has a backpack on his back.
He is holding an oxygen tank in his left hand.
He has a security belt about his waist.
He is wearing some black shoes on his feet.
He has a gas mask on his face.
He has HUDSunglasses covering his eyes.
He has a security radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing PDA-Chef Chip Simmons (Chef).
Criminal status: [None]
*---------*
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Detective Johnathon Howard [Security] says, "chef, you say the clown stabbed them to death"
Chef Chip Simmons [Security] says, "Yes"
Chef Chip Simmons says, "Yes"
Detective Johnathon Howard [Security] says, "but the kitchen knife is in the kitchen, and is spotless"
Scientist Vaughn Dryfus has grabbed Officer Jon Knapp passively!
EVE [145.9] states, "i cant see you"
Chef Chip Simmons [Security] says, "Not the only kitchen knif"
Chef Chip Simmons says, "Not the only kitchen knif"
Chef Chip Simmons [Security] says, "I too out a second"
Chef Chip Simmons says, "I too out a second"
Scientist Vaughn Dryfus has grabbed Scientist Avil Creeggan passively!
Chef Chip Simmons [Security] says, "he took that"
Chef Chip Simmons says, "he took that"
Chef Chip Simmons [Security] says, "And stabbed them"
Chef Chip Simmons says, "And stabbed them"
Detective Johnathon Howard [Security] says, "you would have to have either let him in, or given him a knife"
ÿ You step in the broken glass!
ÿ You step in the broken glass!
HoS Bro Sprite [145.9] says, " AI i need back into tech storage"
EVE [145.9] states, "Technician Chameleon has arrived on the station."
Chef Chip Simmons [Security] says, "I opened the door, trying to get him away from the warden"
Chef Chip Simmons says, "I opened the door, trying to get him away from the warden"
Chef Chip Simmons [145.9] says, "s Or rather the warden away from him"
Chef Chip Simmons says, "s Or rather the warden away from him"
Clown Clown Ladybug Honks [145.9] asks, "Chef-chan didn't like my gift?"
HoS Bro Sprite [145.9] says, " allright"
Chef Chip Simmons [145.9] says, "CLOWN"
Chef Chip Simmons says, "CLOWN"
Clown Clown Ladybug Honks [145.9] exclaims, "It's okay. I'll think of a better one!"
Chef Chip Simmons [145.9] says, "ITS NOT OKAY TO KILL PEOPLE"
Chef Chip Simmons says, "ITS NOT OKAY TO KILL PEOPLE"
HoS Bro Sprite [145.9] says, " let me out now please ai"
Chef Chip Simmons [Security] asks, "That enough proof for you?"
Chef Chip Simmons asks, "That enough proof for you?"
Chemist Sambo Black asks, "CHEF CAN I HAVE A KNIFE?"
Chef Chip Simmons says, "NO"
Chemist Sambo Black asks, "PLEASE?"
Chemist Sambo Black exclaims, "OLE!"
Detective Johnathon Howard [145.9] says, "AI, there are still bolted doors all around maintenence areas"
You fire the laser gun!
Captain Travis Jenkins [Security] says, "Yeah, tons of blood DNA and prints"
Chef Chip Simmons says, "NO"
You put the the laser gun into the backpack.
Detective Johnathon Howard [Security] says, "no knife, no evidence"
That's a floor.
*---------*
This is Scientist Dietrich Faust!
He is wearing a scientist's jumpsuit.
He is wearing Scientist Labcoat.
He has a backpack on his back.
He is holding a hatchet in his right hand.
He has PDA-Scientist Dietrich Faust (Scientist) about his waist.
He is wearing some white shoes on his feet.
He has a gas mask on his face.
He has Prescription Glasses covering his eyes.
He has a science radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing Scientist Dietrich Faust's ID Card (Scientist).
He has minor genetic deformities.
Criminal status: [None]
*---------*
Captain Travis Jenkins [Security] says, "He has a knife and a pickaxe"
Chef Chip Simmons [Security] says, "HE JUST ADMITTED TO IT OVER COMS"
Chef Chip Simmons says, "HE JUST ADMITTED TO IT OVER COMS"
Scientist Dietrich Faust says, "Hey, uhh, Chef"
Scientist Dietrich Faust asks, "wassup?"
Chef Chip Simmons [Security] says, "He used the Pick on the warden"
Chef Chip Simmons says, "He used the Pick on the warden"
Captain Travis Jenkins [Security] says, "Both have tons of blood DNA on them"
Detective Johnathon Howard [Security] says, "scanned one of the bodies, no DNA, prints, or fibres"
EVE [145.9] states, "that shoudl be most of it if you spot any more let me know"
Scientist Dietrich Faust says, "you win this game of tag"
Chef Chip Simmons [Security] says, "Scan the Weapon, not the Bodies"
Chef Chip Simmons says, "Scan the Weapon, not the Bodies"
That's a floor.
Miner Ismael Roberts [145.9] asks, " Ai, can you unbolt mining now?"
That's a floor.
*---------*
This is Scientist Dietrich Faust!
He is wearing a scientist's jumpsuit.
He is wearing Scientist Labcoat.
He has a backpack on his back.
He is holding a hatchet in his right hand.
He has PDA-Scientist Dietrich Faust (Scientist) about his waist.
He is wearing some white shoes on his feet.
He has a gas mask on his face.
He has Prescription Glasses covering his eyes.
He has a science radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing Scientist Dietrich Faust's ID Card (Scientist).
He has minor genetic deformities.
Criminal status: [None]
*---------*
*---------*
This is Scientist Dietrich Faust!
He is wearing a scientist's jumpsuit.
He is wearing Scientist Labcoat.
He has a backpack on his back.
He is holding a hatchet in his right hand.
He has PDA-Scientist Dietrich Faust (Scientist) about his waist.
He is wearing some white shoes on his feet.
He has a gas mask on his face.
He has Prescription Glasses covering his eyes.
He has a science radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing Scientist Dietrich Faust's ID Card (Scientist).
He has minor genetic deformities.
Criminal status: [None]
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ÿ!You take a bite of Birthday Cake slice.
Scientist Dietrich Faust asks, "so, what's with the suspicious items?"
Detective Johnathon Howard [Security] says, "i dont have the weapon near me"
The pack of dice cannot hold Birthday Cake slice.
EVE [145.9] states, "yes"
ÿ!You take a bite of Birthday Cake slice.
You finish eating Birthday Cake slice.
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This is Scientist Dietrich Faust!
He is wearing a scientist's jumpsuit.
He is wearing Scientist Labcoat.
He has a backpack on his back.
He is holding a hatchet in his right hand.
He has PDA-Scientist Dietrich Faust (Scientist) about his waist.
He is wearing some white shoes on his feet.
He has a gas mask on his face.
He has Prescription Glasses covering his eyes.
He has a science radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing Scientist Dietrich Faust's ID Card (Scientist).
He has minor genetic deformities.
Criminal status: [None]
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Detective Johnathon Howard [Security] says, "and security has no oxygen"
Chef Chip Simmons [Security] says, "Fuck"
Chef Chip Simmons says, "Fuck"
Detective Johnathon Howard [Security] says, "we should not be doing this over the sec coms, there is an enterogation room for this shit"
Miner Ismael Roberts [145.9] exclaims, " Ai, can you also reverse the vents around mining, they are sucking things up!"
Chef Chip Simmons [Security] says, "The Scientist and The Chemsit just stole my knives"
Chef Chip Simmons says, "The Scientist and The Chemsit just stole my knives"
Chef Chip Simmons [Security] says, "Well knife"
Chef Chip Simmons says, "Well knife"
This is a laser gun. It is a normal-sized item.
a basic weapon designed kill with concentrated energy bolts
It appears to do impact damage and has a low force.
ÿ!Weapon lock is disengaged.
EVE [145.9] states, "done"
HoS Bro Sprite [145.9] says, " ai open this please"
You place Plate into the the disposal unit.
Detective Johnathon Howard [145.9] asks, "AI, how much longer untill security has atmosphere again?"
Miner Ismael Roberts [145.9] exclaims, " AI open primary tool storage!"
OOC: Nebyab: Protip: Not okay to kill braindead people
OOC: Simbob108: : : :
Detective Johnathon Howard [145.9] asks, "AI, is there anything i can do from here?"
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This is Botanist Abe Toltovski!
He is wearing a blood-stained botanist's jumpsuit!
He is wearing a blood-stained apron!
He is carrying a plant analyzer on his apron.
He has a backpack on his back.
He has some botanist's leather gloves on his hands.
He has PDA-Botanist Abe Toltovski (Botanist) about his waist.
He is wearing some black shoes on his feet.
He has a radio headset on his ears.
He is limp and unresponsive; there are no signs of life...
He has severe bruising!
Criminal status: [None]
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This is Scientist Avil Creeggan!
He is limp and unresponsive; there are no signs of life and his soul has departed...
He has severe burns!
Criminal status: [None]
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That's a wall.
A huge chunk of metal used to seperate rooms.
EVE [145.9] states, "Assistant Archer Zebidian has arrived on the station."
*---------*
This is Assistant Persh Gardner!
He is wearing a blood-stained grey jumpsuit!
He has PDA-Assistant Persh Gardner (Assistant) about his waist.
He is wearing some black shoes on his feet.
He has a radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing Assistant Persh Gardner's ID Card (Assistant).
He is limp and unresponsive; there are no signs of life...
He has severe bruising!
Criminal status: [None]
*---------*
HoS Bro Sprite [145.9] says, " ai the hallway is still sucking out air"
. sorry for the bad news, but i will always remember our time raping some whores and animals in ss13. nig