Ways to annoy people as clown

[AbleRip]

Any one have any good ideas to be annoying as clown with out actually committing any serious crimes in the process ive come up with some idiotic ways myself however id rather not repeat them to much.

list of things ive already done

1) pretend to be the ex lover of the crew/heads and get drunk while bitching over the relationship on the radio

2) draw all over the station stating how shitcurity sucks and that captain is a condom

3) Run around as a fat naked bastard while dodging all the sec tazers

4) get the title of head of shitcurity from the hop and try and actually boss around security officers

5)empty out all the vending machines (only do if a chef botanist team is on board)

6)Pretend to be in love with Jennings then bitch over the radio for the next 30 minutes after she has been killed

7)breaking into botany just to grow bananas to cover entire hall ways with it

[Name Changing Autist]

Memorable Clowns Gimmicks I can remember:

Clown Merchants - Loot and rob or just collect random items from the Station, they then trade off the items in the shack they have set up, shacks generally being the Vacant Office outside the Brig or at the theatre.

Clown AI - Only seen one guy do this and he basically set at an intercom collecting data from people, pretending to be the Station AI while reading aloud what he had found out, kinda like a reporter.

Clown Not *Name here* - Worst Gimmick, if you're going to mimic someone then just take their name and parody it.

There is also the Clown who usurps the Captain, or acquires all-access and proceeds to lead the station to a better/burning tomorrow and the Clown who trespasses into places and spends 10 minutes hiding in a locker before jumping out and scaring/disarming/looting the person who came nearby.

Edit:

There is also the rarest of all Clown Gimmick which is the Funny Clown, who manages to pull off decent jokes and entertain the crew, I've seen a funny clown maybe once or twice.

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being a dick for no justifiable or logical reason

bim bam thank you mam close thread

[AbleRip]

I was thinking of more silly things then actually grief like trying to sing over the radio while drunk, not hit people over the head with a toolbox 4no raisins.

[Snowfat]

Whoever picks clown and scribbles terrible jokes on pieces of paper laying around then labels the paper "terrible joke", I like you

[Fiksowanie]

Those are remnants of the winter special. They come in those impossible-to-open x-mas crackers.

[Atheist Sex God]

Take every single locker you can find on the station - Arrivals, in the hallways, break into science, what the fuck ever, just get a fucking million of them.


Leave them opened in the middle of the hallway above the bridge, which is the most frequented hall except for maybe the one to the right of the bar.

And then shut them. All of them.

Bonus points, pray for facehuggers/other hilarious shit to place in your horrible locker monstrosity that takes people years to pass.