Dear god why did i make this folder?

[AbleRip]

Ima read you some ABC's you try and sing along

A - Is for assistant who would most likely beat your head in just cause he wants your shoes.
B - Is for borgs who won't open doors for you which most likely means there rouge.
C - Is for Changlings who seek your semen... hmm i mean DNA.
D - Is for dupshits who blow up science and forgot they have a bombing range.
E - Is for emergency shuttle which you wont reach cause you already got killed.
F - Is for fire which flood all the hallways just cause astmos declared independence.
G - Is for grief 'faggot captain Didnothingwrong is griefing me BANHE'.
H - Is for heads who will be the end of the day all be dead chilling out in their new space ship you pleb bitchs
I - Is for Idiocy which happens when you put 10+ spazes in space.
J - Is for junkies which happens when botany makes drugs.
K - Is for killing your target who is all alone, who at the last second yells over radio that you just killed him.
L - Is for lying about stealing the captain spare ID.
M - Is for mutations which turn the geneticists into a hulk god blind mutated fuck.
N - Is for Nar sie who only wants to give you a hug.
O - Is for oxygen which escape is currently lacking.
P - Is for Perma which will be the new home for the mime and clown.
Q - Is for QM who just ordered guns (QM shittyman:"captain open this box for me and you can have one of them").
R - Is for robust which happens in a GREYTIDE(HOS Badass:"Ok that is the last of them, hey clown you want a piece of me?").
S - Is for singularity (assistant Abouttodie:"O for the love of god engineers, It loose everyone run and AI call shuttle".
T - Is for tazors flying down the hallways.
U - Is for Unity which happens when everyone works together to get the fucking syndicates.
V - Is for Virus (Chief Commonsence:"captain i told you not to open that fucking crate for him now look what he has done").
W - Is for whining which happens alot in OOC (OOC:TGrules: this server sucks and all your rules suck).
X - Is for Xenos which have taken home in medbay.
Y - Is for why are you all still reading this?
Z - Is for the zoo i keep making which no one seems to care.

And now your abc's, now will you stop robusting me?
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Old MacCaptain had a station, E-I-E-I-O.
And on that station he had a clown, E-I-E-I-O.
With a honk honk here and a honk honk there
Here a honk, there a honk, everywhere a honk honk
Old MacCaptain had a station, E-I-E-I-O.

Old MacCaptain had a station, E-I-E-I-O.
And on that station he had a mime, E-I-E-I-O.
With a ... ... here and a ... ... there
Here a ..., there a ..., everywhere a ... ...
Old MacCaptain had a station, E-I-E-I-O.

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If we ever get conquered by space japan remember the proper way to talk to one another, otherwise your japanese overlords will see you with great dishonor.

Captain, Hos, and Hop will be addresed with kun after their names (for they have many honor)

Ce, Rd, Qm, and Cmo shall be adderesed with sama after their names (for they have honor)

all general other crew members shall be addresed as san (for they have some honor)

and lastly the clown, mime, and all the assisants shall be addresed with chan (for they have no honor)

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So my brain just farted again and the thing that came into my mind was 'If the rolls in ss13 were dog breeds what would they be?' thus here are my stupid results.

Heads:
Captain-German Shepard
HoP-Corgi
HoS-Pit Bull
Director-Border Collie
CE-Boxer
CMO-Husky

Medical:
Docters-Schnauzer
Geneticist-Bedlington Terrier
Viroligist-Chiwawa

Security:
Officer-Doberman
Warden-English Bull Dog
Detective-Blood Hound

Research:
Scientist-Japanese Chin
Chemist-Pomeranian
Roboticist- Shih Tzu

Engineering:
Engineer-Chow Chow
Atmos-Dalmatian

Food Staff:
Bartender-Saint Bernard
Chef-Wiener Dog
Botanist-Australian Shepard

Resource Division:
Quater Master-Beagle
Shaft miner-Swiss Moutain Dog

Useless People:
Chaplian-Newfoundland
Clown-Pug
Mime-Poodle
Assistant-Yorkies

[Name Changing Autist]

Assistants not being bull terriers/chiwawas, shitlist/10.

[AbleRip]

Mar 19, 2014 0:35:10 GMT -5 Name Changing Autist said:

Assistants not being bull terriers/chiwawas, shitlist/10.

Have you ever met a yorkie? I can tell you that they are the most annoying and shittest dogs in the world which is a great fit for assistants. i give your review a George Clooney/generation one ipod.

[Commissar Holt]

I'm going to come in to xeno while you're in there making xeno queens to erp with and wreck up the place.

[AbleRip]

That is only if you beat the group of assistants that usually break in and wreck up the place to the punch.

[Name Changing Autist]

Mar 19, 2014 0:54:48 GMT -5 AbleRip said:

i give your review a George Clooney/generation one ipod.

I'll happily take your George Clooney and raise you a Mel Gibson.

[Snowfat]

       Mime dying in space
His screams unheard by the crew
     As the clown HONKs him

[AbleRip]

Mar 19, 2014 6:11:58 GMT -5 Name Changing Autist said:

Mar 19, 2014 0:54:48 GMT -5 AbleRip said:

i give your review a George Clooney/generation one ipod.

I'll happily take your George Clooney and raise you a Mel Gibson.

FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!!!

[AbleRip]

I am thinking of writing a sequel/fanfiction of 'Woody Got Wood'. What do you guys think? Also if I do write it would it have the same affects as reading 'Woody Got Wood' over the radio?

[Name Changing Autist]

it would need to be worse, much worse

[AbleRip]

Mar 21, 2014 23:36:07 GMT -5 Name Changing Autist said:

it would need to be worse, much worse

I just wrote the rough craft tell me what you think. I almost ended up vomiting from reading and writing this over and over to make sure it was perfect. Also note all emoticons stand for a period.

Da toyz all crueled out of andie's bodie throw the mouth Thay were all covered in a mixture of spit, luub, shat, and pisses Andies mum sreamed "ME BABEE DO NOT FEER I WILL BRANG U BACK BY REBIRTHEN U" Andies mum grubbed da budy and shoved it up her cilt and back inter her womb Da toyz herd a sound and all looked into da closet and saw ponie toyz Thay forgat thet Andie was a closet brownie and now they were going to get sexed by angry ponys Tha pony in tha frunt was a ranbow and it yellowed “SEX THEM” so the ponys charged forward to do sex Woody was still hornie as fuck so he yellowed “NO I SEX U”, so he ran forward to do sex and the otha toyz cam to help to Tha toyz an tiny ponies met in middle and did kissy and sex As they sexed all the shat, lub, and piss covered the floor as ponie and toy alike crawled around in it Buzz shoved every limb and his head into ponie buttz while fucking 3 more with his dack Woody found tha rainbow pony, tackled her, and shoved his head up her butt He swirled around with his tounge out to eat all her shat inside her Rainbow yellowed “ no me shat” but it was to late Woody ate all her shat He pulled head out then proseded to fuck her with his dick He cam Victorus he yellowed “I CAME INSIDE RAINBOW BUTT”. And Andies mum rebirthed Andie and they all lived happy ever after

So what do you think? Do you think I can become a famous author one day?

[derpthestewpidgoat]

Why God, Why.

[Nokington]

I got a few sentences in and couldn't read anymore

[AbleRip]

Mar 22, 2014 11:46:47 GMT -5 derpthestewpidgoat said:

Why God, Why.

There is no god here.

Mar 22, 2014 13:15:28 GMT -5 Nokington said:

I got a few sentences in and couldn't read anymore

I spent all my time writing and reading this and I only have minimal brain damage. You can at least read the whole thing once baby.

[Name Changing Autist]

I read the whole thing and I can only say that why the fuck did you include bronies, you siiick fuck.
The rest was autistic and I couldn't take it seriously.