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Post by AbleRip on Mar 22, 2014 17:35:02 GMT -5
Well you stated it had to be worse then the original so i called upon my inner retarded nature to make sure it was as horrible as possible. Also the reason i added the brony thing was because i know this communities resentment towards them. I wanted to make sure this story was as a vomit inducing mess which had no positive factors what so ever. Which it succeeded at.
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Post by AbleRip on Mar 22, 2014 17:56:12 GMT -5
Anyway now that it is made we can now wait till Hollywood sees' it and decide to make a movie adaption of it.
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Post by AbleRip on Mar 23, 2014 23:53:27 GMT -5
While looking through my computer for my images of pugs I stumbled across an old story I wrote to be added to the library but couldn't due to it being broken and all.
The Fat Ass Corgi who could.
Once Upon a time there was a fat ass corgi named Steve which belonged to the clown. Steve was by far the fattest corgi to ever live however this was not enough for Steve. He felt dwarfed compared to his master and his coworkers. He decided that he wanted to be fatter than ever before. For three months straight he gorged at the kitchen eating everything the chef dished out. By the end of the third month Steve was 9 feet tall 18 feet long and 3,874 pounds of pure corgi fat. However the peace of this station would not last the captain yelled “XENOS” the hideous monsters swarmed the crew eating all and any resistance. As the captain fell the clown grabbed his ID and ran to the bridge quickly calling the shuttle. However as he turned around he saw 14 xenos crawl out of the vents preventing him from reaching the exit. It seemed like all was lost for the clown as he was slowly surrounded by the xenos as they slowly closed in on him. One took a swipe hitting the clown’s leg breaking it. The clown yelled “Help” as the xeno started to wrap his claws around his throat. But before he faded out he felt the station shake as well as hear a monstrous roar. The xenos looking confused peered behind themselves down the hall. What they saw shocked them it was a massive corgi with eyes full of fury and hatred. His coat covered in green blood and gore as well as a xeno corpse in his giant maw. He smashed through the door separating him from his endangered master. Steve fought the xeno army with all his might making sure each one died as painfully as possible. Rolling around crushing the exoskeletons of the xenos before snaking on their corpses as more xenos poured into the room. After the onslaught he looked around licking the green blood on the floor seeing if more xenos were either stupid or brave enough to fight him. Suddenly an announcement stated that the shuttle has arrived. He bit the back of his master’s shirt and tossed him on his back. He charged forward trampling to death any xeno foolish enough to get in his way. He got his master safely to an escape pod as the shuttle was to overrun to try and retake. As they got into the pod he quickly realized that it had no power. Feeling defeated and depressed Steve just sat there in the pod. However Steve felt something else it wasn’t courage or hope, it was a new force rising inside him. Quickly he opened the back door to the pod and stuck his fat corgi ass out. With this he let out the most powerful corgi fart to ever exist. Apparently eating mostly meat and egg products for three months straight can do this to a corgi. The pod shot forward with such great speed that it took 4 seconds for them to safely arrive to centcom.
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Post by Nokington on Mar 24, 2014 5:40:23 GMT -5
Do you just sit at your computer, thinking of random shit all day, and then just let it all out here?
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Post by Name Changing Autist on Mar 24, 2014 8:11:47 GMT -5
This thread is his release valve for autism.
Just letting it all splerge out
Breaching supercritical autistic mass
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Post by AbleRip on Mar 24, 2014 13:28:52 GMT -5
Do you just sit at your computer, thinking of random shit all day, and then just let it all out here? No it just comes to me randomly, I don't even have to try. This thread is his release valve for autism. Just letting it all splerge out Breaching supercritical autistic mass I've been tested positive for adhd and retardation runs in my genes. I'm not sure about autism ive never been tested for it and no one else in my family who is related to me by blood has it. |
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Post by NotFoos on Apr 5, 2014 15:52:36 GMT -5
Why would anyone spend time making this? I read two lines and that was too much. kill self pls
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Post by AbleRip on Apr 5, 2014 16:02:03 GMT -5
Why would anyone spend time making this? I read two lines and that was too much. kill self pls Ok I dead 'bleh'. |
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. sorry for the bad news, but i will always remember our time raping some whores and animals in ss13. nig