First Weekly Clown Congress Election Registration

[Fiksowanie]

Recently, a band of clowns have declared independence from the station (Declaration of Honkdependence attached).

Declaration of Clowndependence.docx (7.81 KB)
Declaration of Clowndependence.odt (22.66 KB)

They're on the lookout for a band of devoted, responsible robust, mime-hating, Honkmother-fearing clowns to administrate the subserver (which shall now be known as ClownComm).

Elections are being held on Sunday, March 9 16 23rd never. Reply in the post below if you're interested in being listed on the ballot.
Required are a brief statement of your position on the shortly following questions, a clown name (Player keys will not be used), and a party with a description (which, since it's the first election, you'll be starting unless you want to jump on someone else's).

Now for the questions:
1. Should all mimes be permabrigged regardless of silence vow integrity?
2. Should all assistants receive Captain IDs, provided that they pledge allegiance to the Honkmother?
3. Should Honkmother prayer be mandatory on station?
4. Is banana-peel theft a capital crime?

Good luck slipping your political opponents with space lube.

[AbleRip]

Clown Iwanna Beagle, BiTcH BoYz Party [Q]
positions:
1.No, They are an ally against the greater threat of the head of shitting and his army of shitcurity
2.Yes, If they already have all access then they do not have to break into places.
3.Yes, HONK FOR THE HONK GOD, BANANAS FOR THE BANANA THRONE
4.Yes, I know you bitches thinking about taking my bananaers

The BiTch BoYz Party's plan is to give every single assistant a horn, 2 gallons of red bull, and a hacked tazer. This in tern will make traitorism almost impossible for the crew, as they will be forever stunlocked by random flying tazers down the hallways by an army of retarded spazes.

[Name Changing Autist]

Clown Honkless, Bananafisted Party [H]
Positions:
1. No, Mimes are Clowns who failed graduating and took a vow of silence as penance, they should just be pointed at and laughed at.
2. Dependant, Assistants who legitimately pledge to the Honkmother should be given Captain IDs as long as they are not faking in an attempt to gain popularity.
3. Yes, : o) honk.
4. Banana-peel theft should not be a capital crime, it should result in the prep being sent to re-education and if possible a banana shoved up his arse. Roll for clenching power.

The Bananafisted Party intends to introduce the word to the glory of the banana and honkmother, through violent introduction to the rectal section. Those who refuse will be submitted to re-education, all praise the honkmother and the power that is honk.

Other notes:

i was the honkmother once and have hid in a closet and flung bananas at people.
also you're all mimes in disguise

[Fiksowanie]

Clown Rodrigo, Kommunist Party [K].
Positions:
1. Yes, until they pledge allegiance to the Honkmother over intercomms and pass a basic fun literacy test.
2. Yes.
3. No.
4. No. Banana peels must be available to all members of the station for slipping.

The Kommunist party aims to provide access to all stable members on station and pushes for transparency, vigilantism, and open-mindedness. Members are expected to advocate against the death penalty except for severe cases.

[AbleRip]

Since there was no winner I head of the BiTcH BoYz claim a coup of the entire clown race and declare myself God Emperor of Honk Kind.



I even have a cool hat and stick to prove my dominance over you all. HONK!

[Snowfat]

I for one welcome our new clown overlords

[Name Changing Autist]

Too much black and white.
Confirmed Mime.

[Nokington]

It's a spy

[AbleRip]

May 13, 2014 7:41:43 GMT -5 Name Changing Autist said:

Too much black and white.
Confirmed Mime.

My grandmother on my father's side was a mime ok. I'm still 75% clown and I can HONK out there with the best of them.

[NotFoos]

Mime Clown Mimekiller Deluxe, Mime Party Killing Party
1. Mimes should never be permabrigged for any reason
2. All Assistants should have their IDs taken away until they prove themselves by robusting and replacing the original clown.
3. Nope
4. Banana Peel theft is a necessary aspect in fucking over teaching US FELLOW CLOWNS not to be a bunch of shitlords.

I would like to add that I am definitely not a mime, and I should be elected to God-Dictator-President-King-Emperor of Honk Kind immediately. I promise to end the war by killing all the clowns mimes in one fell swoop.

[AbleRip]

May 13, 2014 16:58:48 GMT -5 NotFoos said:

Mime Clown Mimekiller Deluxe, Mime Party Killing Party
1. Mimes should never be permabrigged for any reason
2. All Assistants should have their IDs taken away until they prove themselves by robusting and replacing the original clown.
3. Nope
4. Banana Peel theft is a necessary aspect in fucking over teaching US FELLOW CLOWNS not to be a bunch of shitlords.

I would like to add that I am definitely not a mime, and I should be elected to God-Dictator-President-King-Emperor of Honk Kind immediately. I promise to end the war by killing all the clowns mimes in one fell swoop.

Sounds totally legit so you got my vote.

[NotFoos]

Ah yes, I see you even dropped out of the election to allow me to win?
Soon...