How not to get banned! (Tips)

[theredscare]

Here are some tips that you can follow to avoid being banned from the glorious hellhole known as the Facepunch Station!

1. Respond to admin PMs when it is a question
ADMIN PMWhy did you kill that guy?
YOU*ignores*
ADMIN*bans*

2. Do not take someone assulting you as an excuse to kill him/her
A. Whiny Dick attacks A. Massive Fag with a toy sword.
A. Massive Fag attacks A. Whiny Dick with a knife (X100)
A. Whiny Dick siezes up and falls lifeless.
ADMINHELP
"WAH A. MASSIVE FAG KILLED ME!"
Admin see's you as the griefer and bans you.

3. Just because you find a dangerous weapon does not mean you must use it or "Wollpay a tater"
*find weapon*
*kill everyone*
*write ban appeal*

4. Do not for the fucking love of honk, say what is narrated to you.
You feel like your being watched
Loudmouth Faggot "GUYS I FEEL LIKE I AM BEING WATCHED!"

Or

You feel a chill run up your spine
Loudmouth Faggot "GUYS I FELT A CHILL UP MY SPINE!!"

5. Do not metagame, at all.
I was on a round and made a deathsquad due to people wanting a restart and whatnot, anyway I made an annoucment saying
"Oh now you guys have done it!"
Next second one guys yells "DS!"
A borg bolts all the airlocks where the DS comes from, turned on the fire alarms and got people to clusterfuck around the shuttle with weapons.
I decided to drop a bomb on them naturally, but seriously do not metagame, your character should not know about deathsquads cause they kill everyone, you will know about them but that does not mean you can do that shit.

6. Do not use stuff in your job's office/area/department to fuck with other people.
SpessLube The Chemist splashes the SUPER ACID NAPALM HYDRATE SOLUTION on the captain!
It's super effective!
*banned*

7. Don't piss off Malanth.

(Adding more later)

[Deleted]

Dealt with just such a case yesterday.

A player was harrasing the barman so he shot him with a non lethal beanbag round when he tried to break into the bar. He responded by trying to kill him with a grenade.

Don't do it kids.

[theredscare]

The chemist probally assumed it was fine but what Fragg just posted shows you what we see it as.

[Elowin]

Would sound better if you switched them around, so it was whiny dick that got killed and began whining over adminhelp, and massive fag that killed him.

[theredscare]

Apr 18, 2012 8:29:25 GMT -5 Elowin said:

Would sound better if you switched them around, so it was whiny dick that got killed and began whining over adminhelp, and massive fag that killed him.

Yeah, gonna do it now haha. ;D

[theredscare]

Yeah malanth made his edit too.