Post by theredscare on Apr 22, 2012 9:16:05 GMT -5
Do nots
1#
Do not use, "l33tsp3ak" or "teh interwebz language!"
Example-
Condom the captain says: Hi crew, lol y r u guys mad, clam down b4 i call a DS lolololozors!
Reason as to why you shouldn't do this?
Being a "roleplay" server people will be annoyed that you have ruined their immersion of a beautiful utopia of blood and naked corpses arranged to spell "fuck da police" outside of the brig. Also it will lead to you being branded as a shitty guy in general and unreliable.
2#
Do not commit a crime unless you deem it as a just crime.(Clowns and mimes are really the only exception)
For example if you have a dying man and no medbay access then yes breaking in is okay, PROVIDED that you have tried every legal way (AI,people with access, rushing an open door is okay compared to smashing the walls down leaving it open for every fuck with no sense to minge-rush it)
Also, breaking into chemistry to make lube to put infront of every high traffic area cause "I ez bared" is not just, just go to the bar and stab yourself in the eye with a fork next time you have that urge.
Why should I not commit crimes?
Generally if you commit crimes regularly, no matter how small people will mistrust you, even though this is metagaming slightly. Also it means you will often be targeted by a past victim turned antagonist. So yeah enjoy having a wizard insert a staff of anal anniahalation up your anus or maybe have an alien queen make you it's meal....or it's toy poodle....
3#
If no admins are present do not take it as a fucking pass to go full retard.
Example-
Join shitc- sorry security and then use lethal force to remove all "traitors" from the station, or release plasmas, or make the ai deem the clown inhuman.
Why?
It's obvious, you'll be banned, if by some miricle you are given another chance you will be treated like piss.
4#
Being HoS does not give you the right to roleplay "teh bad ass cop!" and beat up criminals to an inch of their life to teach that chucklefuck a lesson.
Example-
Beating a prisoner or suspect. Injecting them with chemicals and not curing them until they beg for mercy. Implanting acid or lethal doses into prisoners and activating it when they even so much as step to close to anyone. Executing a prisoner.
Why?
Your meant to be a future equivalent of the chief of police, now think, when do you see stories in the news of the Chief of police beating a guy to death with a bible because "it was taching ham nat 2 sneeze on me"
You will lose head jobs and may be banned.
5#
YOU CANNOT AUTHORISE ANY EXECUTION (Except a proven antagonist, if they are friendly you can but will get robusted by the angry crew, for example if a wizard comes onboard giving candy don't for the love of honk polycintric acid syringe gun him!)
Example-
Murderer is caught you say? FETCH ME MY LETHAL INJECTION KIT!
Or sometimes it's, The clown stole a grey jumpsuit? OFF WITH HIS HEAD!
Why?
The rules state that only centcomm can authorise executions.
You will be banned for this.
6#
Do not sign up as any important job unless you can handle it.
Example-
*First time on SS13*
"I will be captain! Now I can kill people cuz I don't read THE FUCKING RULES!"
Why?
You run the risk of a ban, or worse, being locked in a room of wild admins......
Do's
1#
Help people in need.
Example-
You see an officer about to inject a innocent guy with lethal injection serum (Make sure he is innocent first) Alert other staff and try to disarm the officer or detain him.
Why?
Often I see officers or heads assult or kill people cause they don't like them and see their position as a golden ticket to fuck them up. Other crew see it happen and don't help simply due to the fact it is an officer or head.
2#
Treat the clown and the mime and assistants as equals
Example-
Captain assults clown
No one cares
Clown fights back
10 minutes for attemped murder!
Why?
They are not subhuman or inhuman though at points it's hard to see they are human...... They are crew memebers and the captain can be arrested for any crime too!
3#
Offer to help if you can
Example-
Oh noes the engine isn't up and no one can do it!
You being a chef skilled in space engine setup are onboard and offer to do it, you do it and the station is happy and functioning.
Why?
Well people will remember you as that guy who *insert heroic act here* and it is a sign of a decent player.
4#
Listen to admins
Example-
You hear a voice in your head "Kill pun pun the monkey"
Why?
They are admins, if you obey you will most likely get something cool back.
5#
If you get reved, YOU CANNOT IGNORE IT OR DECIDE NOT TO DO IT.
Example-
The other night I was on observing a rev round, rev head chef reved a engineer, engineer kills the chef and saved the Chief engineer.
I asked him why and he said "Because I don't want to fucking be a rev"
So he was temp banned.
Why?
You will be banned for it, if you get reved you don't have to do the objectives really but do not say who flashed you or who is a rev or teamkill.
6#
If you get a admin PM asking you something respond to it.
Example-
You are attacked and nearly killed by a traitor but you manage to push him over and strangle him.
An admin PMs you why you are doing it. You ignore it. The admin PMs you again you ignore it. You suddenly get gibbed or banned
Why?
Admins are there tofuck shit up keep the game grief free. If we are observing and come across you killing a guy we need to ask why, for all we know you are a griefer or metagaming.
7#
Report any rule breaking you see
Example-
Captain is killing a clown in a wizard suit
Why?
It makes admins lives easier and helps us sort out the issue.
1#
Do not use, "l33tsp3ak" or "teh interwebz language!"
Example-
Condom the captain says: Hi crew, lol y r u guys mad, clam down b4 i call a DS lolololozors!
Reason as to why you shouldn't do this?
Being a "roleplay" server people will be annoyed that you have ruined their immersion of a beautiful utopia of blood and naked corpses arranged to spell "fuck da police" outside of the brig. Also it will lead to you being branded as a shitty guy in general and unreliable.
2#
Do not commit a crime unless you deem it as a just crime.(Clowns and mimes are really the only exception)
For example if you have a dying man and no medbay access then yes breaking in is okay, PROVIDED that you have tried every legal way (AI,people with access, rushing an open door is okay compared to smashing the walls down leaving it open for every fuck with no sense to minge-rush it)
Also, breaking into chemistry to make lube to put infront of every high traffic area cause "I ez bared" is not just, just go to the bar and stab yourself in the eye with a fork next time you have that urge.
Why should I not commit crimes?
Generally if you commit crimes regularly, no matter how small people will mistrust you, even though this is metagaming slightly. Also it means you will often be targeted by a past victim turned antagonist. So yeah enjoy having a wizard insert a staff of anal anniahalation up your anus or maybe have an alien queen make you it's meal....or it's toy poodle....
3#
If no admins are present do not take it as a fucking pass to go full retard.
Example-
Join shitc- sorry security and then use lethal force to remove all "traitors" from the station, or release plasmas, or make the ai deem the clown inhuman.
Why?
It's obvious, you'll be banned, if by some miricle you are given another chance you will be treated like piss.
4#
Being HoS does not give you the right to roleplay "teh bad ass cop!" and beat up criminals to an inch of their life to teach that chucklefuck a lesson.
Example-
Beating a prisoner or suspect. Injecting them with chemicals and not curing them until they beg for mercy. Implanting acid or lethal doses into prisoners and activating it when they even so much as step to close to anyone. Executing a prisoner.
Why?
Your meant to be a future equivalent of the chief of police, now think, when do you see stories in the news of the Chief of police beating a guy to death with a bible because "it was taching ham nat 2 sneeze on me"
You will lose head jobs and may be banned.
5#
YOU CANNOT AUTHORISE ANY EXECUTION (Except a proven antagonist, if they are friendly you can but will get robusted by the angry crew, for example if a wizard comes onboard giving candy don't for the love of honk polycintric acid syringe gun him!)
Example-
Murderer is caught you say? FETCH ME MY LETHAL INJECTION KIT!
Or sometimes it's, The clown stole a grey jumpsuit? OFF WITH HIS HEAD!
Why?
The rules state that only centcomm can authorise executions.
You will be banned for this.
6#
Do not sign up as any important job unless you can handle it.
Example-
*First time on SS13*
"I will be captain! Now I can kill people cuz I don't read THE FUCKING RULES!"
Why?
You run the risk of a ban, or worse, being locked in a room of wild admins......
Do's
1#
Help people in need.
Example-
You see an officer about to inject a innocent guy with lethal injection serum (Make sure he is innocent first) Alert other staff and try to disarm the officer or detain him.
Why?
Often I see officers or heads assult or kill people cause they don't like them and see their position as a golden ticket to fuck them up. Other crew see it happen and don't help simply due to the fact it is an officer or head.
2#
Treat the clown and the mime and assistants as equals
Example-
Captain assults clown
No one cares
Clown fights back
10 minutes for attemped murder!
Why?
They are not subhuman or inhuman though at points it's hard to see they are human...... They are crew memebers and the captain can be arrested for any crime too!
3#
Offer to help if you can
Example-
Oh noes the engine isn't up and no one can do it!
You being a chef skilled in space engine setup are onboard and offer to do it, you do it and the station is happy and functioning.
Why?
Well people will remember you as that guy who *insert heroic act here* and it is a sign of a decent player.
4#
Listen to admins
Example-
You hear a voice in your head "Kill pun pun the monkey"
Why?
They are admins, if you obey you will most likely get something cool back.
5#
If you get reved, YOU CANNOT IGNORE IT OR DECIDE NOT TO DO IT.
Example-
The other night I was on observing a rev round, rev head chef reved a engineer, engineer kills the chef and saved the Chief engineer.
I asked him why and he said "Because I don't want to fucking be a rev"
So he was temp banned.
Why?
You will be banned for it, if you get reved you don't have to do the objectives really but do not say who flashed you or who is a rev or teamkill.
6#
If you get a admin PM asking you something respond to it.
Example-
You are attacked and nearly killed by a traitor but you manage to push him over and strangle him.
An admin PMs you why you are doing it. You ignore it. The admin PMs you again you ignore it. You suddenly get gibbed or banned
Why?
Admins are there to
7#
Report any rule breaking you see
Example-
Captain is killing a clown in a wizard suit
Why?
It makes admins lives easier and helps us sort out the issue.
. sorry for the bad news, but i will always remember our time raping some whores and animals in ss13. nig