Windoor Faceplants and Honk-Jacking

[nerezza]

First new idea for clowns, and actually anyone clumsy in general: Running into Windoors.

If someone clumsy keeps their run movement on while moving into a closed windoor, they have a fairly high chance to slam face-first into the highly transparent and hardly noticeable door. (High budget live action re-enactment: www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxpugSXXa00 )

Second idea for the clown traitors: Being able to order the Subspace HONK-Jacker 3 Billion.

We're talking about a nice, clown-tuned, high quality piece of equipment here. It must be hooked into an open panel of a station intercom before it'll be of any use, but afterwards, subspace transmitter traffic is hijacked/jammed by annoying HONKs of Syndicate liberty.

A.L.I.C.E. [145.9] queries, "May I ask why there are human gibs behind that wall?"

Would turn into:

A.L.I.C.E. [145.9] queries, "HONK I ask HONK HONK HONK human HONK HONK that HONK"

Or something like that. (Except, intercoms wouldn't be fucked up, so in reality the AI wouldn't be troubled by that..)

[HeathclifFlowen]

Ramming your head into doors happens if your character is retarded enough (remedied by wearing a helmet, no joke).

Changing words into HONK can be done with clever use of the telecomms scripting machine if it still exists.

[Rai]

I find it retarded but hilarious idea, fuck yeah add this thing