L8tr dawg

[biggaydeer]

>New character
>gabe uttsecks
>I'm a new man
>New game
>Engineer
>Run down to engineering
>Chaplain runs in with a flash trying to flash people
>Disarm him, flash him, grab a toolbox and beat the shit out him like a boss
>CE tries to space him but fails due to retardation
>gets back up, runs around like a maniac
>I flash myself by accident
>Chaplain grabs it and flashes me while nearly dead
>Become revolutionary
>Headdesk
>Kills self
>Closes game
>Uninstalls game
>Deletes any and all remaining files related to game on PC
>Jump out window
>Arrange dinner with the president
>Kill my cat
>Change my underwear
>Make this thread
>Never again

[Jerkael]

I hope you come back, this is actually hilarious no matter how many times I silently watch it happen while listening to Hip To Be Square.

[Deleted]

These story arrows are really starting to get old.

[Jerkael]

No one made a new way to do it, so no one is copying his ass.

>So they just do this

>MFW I read that

Hell no.