Your assistants and you.

[DrunkenFlyingDemoman]

They make excellent test subjects. For the mundane, the magical or just for plain out explosions.

Infact, they make good cannon fodder. Try stuffing them into a cannon and firing them.

[AbleRip]

I occasionally get space bears issues in xeno lab. They are somewhat friendly but if anyone touches them they will not stop till that person is dead so they are a liability to coworkers. Would assistants be liable people for 'Space Bear Wrestling'. Or should I let more well armed cannon fodd... I mean coworkers like security, handle bears.

Also there is goats but I'm pretty sure anyone can handle a goat.

[NotFoos]

You should make a petting zoo and say "assistants only" and done
All assistants die

[AbleRip]

Jun 3, 2014 1:03:04 GMT -5 NotFoos said:

You should make a petting zoo and say "assistants only" and done
All assistants die

Implying that all the assistants wouldn't all arrive at once and grey tide swarm the bear.

Implying that one of the assistants isn't named Roll Fizzlebeef who would just curb stomp the bear into submission.

Implying that they wouldn't just steal the bear.

Sounds like a great idea.

[NotFoos]

Jun 3, 2014 2:05:21 GMT -5 AbleRip said:

Jun 3, 2014 1:03:04 GMT -5 NotFoos said:

You should make a petting zoo and say "assistants only" and done
All assistants die

Implying that all the assistants wouldn't all arrive at once and grey tide swarm the bear.

Implying that one of the assistants isn't named Roll Fizzlebeef who would just curb stomp the bear into submission.

Implying that they wouldn't just steal the bear.

Sounds like a great idea.

Implying I wouldn't just make a badmin announcement saying something about a bear being stolen and arming the BSA cannons and then bombing every assistant at once

I know right, what could go wrong?