AbleRip
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Post by AbleRip on Mar 10, 2014 23:43:33 GMT -5
One of the most common people i come across is the assistant. They mostly spend their time fighting sec and trying to hand out all access after they handcuff the Hop in a chair. Their job title points at that they are supposed to assist people, which i never see. What would I as a crew member (generally any roll like miner, doctor, or scientist) be able to ask or order an assistant to do?
Probably the only example ive ever seen is the Hop turning the assistants into a militia if their is no sec and the station is in danger of syndies.
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Post by Name Changing Autist on Mar 11, 2014 0:24:15 GMT -5
One of the most common people i come across is the assistant. They mostly spend their time fighting sec and trying to hand out all access after they handcuff the Hop in a chair. Their job title points at that they are supposed to assist people, which i never see. What would I as a crew member (generally any roll like miner, doctor, or scientist) be able to ask or order an assistant to do? Probably the only example ive ever seen is the Hop turning the assistants into a militia if their is no sec and the station is in danger of syndies. Assistants have plenty of uses, let me list some. 1. Chemical Test Subject 2. Bomb Test Subject 3. Gas Test Subject 4. Gun Test Subject 5. Forcefeeding 6. Forcibly spacing 7. Entertainment Can't think of any others, but this just shows that they are useful! |
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AbleRip
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Post by AbleRip on Mar 11, 2014 1:53:31 GMT -5
One of the most common people i come across is the assistant. They mostly spend their time fighting sec and trying to hand out all access after they handcuff the Hop in a chair. Their job title points at that they are supposed to assist people, which i never see. What would I as a crew member (generally any roll like miner, doctor, or scientist) be able to ask or order an assistant to do? Probably the only example ive ever seen is the Hop turning the assistants into a militia if their is no sec and the station is in danger of syndies. Assistants have plenty of uses, let me list some. 1. Chemical Test Subject 2. Bomb Test Subject 3. Gas Test Subject 4. Gun Test Subject 5. Forcefeeding 6. Forcibly spacing 7. Entertainment Can't think of any others, but this just shows that they are useful! What do you mean by entertainment? |
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Post by Name Changing Autist on Mar 11, 2014 3:40:12 GMT -5
See 1-6.
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AbleRip
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Post by AbleRip on Mar 11, 2014 4:42:41 GMT -5
Is there any use for them for in which they will survive? (other then number 5) The station only has so many assistants and I want to get my bang for my buck.
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Fiksowanie
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So a clown walks out of a bar...
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Post by Fiksowanie on Mar 11, 2014 8:01:41 GMT -5
Is there any use for them for in which they will survive? (other then number 5) The station only has so many assistants and I want to get my bang for my buck. They may survive as a meatshield. What I personally recommend is paying insurance to the HoP Clown so that if one dies, you can get another. |
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AbleRip
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Post by AbleRip on Mar 11, 2014 15:50:53 GMT -5
How would i obtain an assistant? Do i have to do the old box trap with with a stick and string, and if so what would the bait be?
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Snowfat
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Post by Snowfat on Mar 11, 2014 16:57:46 GMT -5
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Fiksowanie
Shitcurity
So a clown walks out of a bar...
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Post by Fiksowanie on Mar 11, 2014 18:51:21 GMT -5
Assistants have an uncanny ability to sense any illegal materials and/or lethal weaponry.
You can leave insulated gloves, stun gloves, contraband posters, space suits, IDs, drills, mechs, stun guns, laser guns, energy guns, pistols, and shotguns, to name a few.
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AbleRip
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Post by AbleRip on Mar 11, 2014 19:11:27 GMT -5
Hmmmm it doesn't seem like the default box is big enough to capture an assistant how do i grab them?
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Fiksowanie
Shitcurity
So a clown walks out of a bar...
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Post by Fiksowanie on Mar 11, 2014 21:24:38 GMT -5
Slip them and weld them in a crate/locker.
Or use a masterbox.
Gotta catch'em all!
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AbleRip
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Post by AbleRip on Mar 11, 2014 21:34:55 GMT -5
Do i have to engage them in any form of pokemon combat to gain their loyalty?
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Post by Atheist Sex God on Mar 11, 2014 23:44:04 GMT -5
Do i have to engage them in any form of pokemon combat to gain their loyalty? Just tell them they're getting access to stuff they didn't have before without the risk of being arrested and they'll be all over that. |
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Post by Snowfat on Mar 12, 2014 0:52:26 GMT -5
Do i have to engage them in any form of pokemon combat to gain their loyalty? It's more like Digimon World, they won't listen to you at first and won't be much good at anything. After enough time of training them and working together though they'll do good enough to not kill themselves with the first space carp or xeno they see. |
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Post by derpthestewpidgoat on Mar 25, 2014 17:30:08 GMT -5
Am I the only one who has ever been useful as an assistant? Because I have once installed cameras everywhere in maint on the old map so that the AI could see basically everything and become the best NSA AI ever.
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. sorry for the bad news, but i will always remember our time raping some whores and animals in ss13. nig