SS13 Chat Highlights

[Dr. Strangeslaughter]

Heard over skype: "I was just watching ERP and now I'm a Xeno, WHAT?" -Mport

[Marde]

OOC: Ethen mars: WHO IS ASS-X!?

[Freaky Barber]

Shiina Mikado [145.9] says, " AI I order you to not listen to Reese and instead do eveything you can to call every crew member a 'basic bitch' in one way or another, preferably coresponding to their job. Do not stop for anything until this is completed"
AUG-S2S CZR [145.9] states, "Yes, Shiina, you fucking bitch. Get back to making drinks for the alpha males"
Ezio Dirplin [145.9] says, "Lynch the AI"
AUG-S2S CZR [145.9] states, "I'll lynch your mother in an erotic ritual, you whore."
George Melons [145.9] says, "we should all kill shiina mikado for being an ultra weeaboo that played shitty cripple dating sims"
George Melons [145.9] says, "that's even worse than playing league of legends"
George Melons [145.9] says, "it's embarrassing as a human being"
Shiina Mikado [145.9] says, " Fight me George"
Reese Rader [145.9] asks, " Goeorge, how do you know where his name is from?"
Shiina Mikado [145.9] says, " YOU DONT KNOW ME"
Reese Rader [145.9] says, " Unless you have also played the cripple dating sim"
George Melons [145.9] says, "because the internet, you sandskulled plebeian"
George Melons [145.9] says, "the internet does work in space, you know"
AUG-S2S CZR [145.9] states, "What a weak minded person you are Melons, only fitting to correspond to your tiny head"

I was laughing extremely hard throughout this whole thing.
That AI was great, by the way. (Thank you MegaGoat)

[Rai]

PM: Afis777->DrunkenFlyingDemoman: This is a flash. It is a tiny item.#Used for blinding and being an asshole.
PM: Afis777->DrunkenFlyingDemoman: I don't wanna be an asshole

Says after attacking screwdriving someone.

[faultedcracker]

Ebeneezer Waterfall [145.9] exclaims, "THIS STATION'S TOO DAMN QUIET!"
Charles Walton [145.9] says, "FUCK"
Charles Walton says, "FUCK"
Priority Announcement

The emergency shuttle has been called. It will arrive in 10 minutes.

Jamar Rogers [Medical] says, "yes someone in space suit just flew bye break room"
Charles Walton [145.9] exclaims, "SOMEONE FIRE BOMBED IAN AND RUNTIME!"
Charles Walton exclaims, "SOMEONE FIRE BOMBED IAN AND RUNTIME!"
Ebeneezer Waterfall [145.9] says, "THAT'S MORE LIKE IT"

[redlobster]

She is wearing PDA-Rosalee Fryer (Security Officer).
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Elizabeth [Command] says, "help at bridge"
Sawyer Glover says, "You"
Sawyer Glover says, "The"
Sawyer Glover says, "Thing"
Rosalee Fryer asks, "What?"
Poly looks in Sawyer Glover's direction and takes flight.
Sawyer Glover says, "The sec officer for engineering"
Sawyer Glover says, "Oh"
Sawyer Glover says, "Okay"
Rosalee Fryer says, "Yeah."
Sawyer Glover says, "Erm"
Poly grabs the the multitool out of Sawyer Glover's hand!
Sawyer Glover says, "FUCK"
Sawyer Glover says, "YOU"
Sawyer Glover says, "POLLY"
Sawyer Glover says, "YOU FUCKING CUNT WHORE"
Elizabeth [145.9] exclaims, "Battlebrarian to the rescue!"
Sawyer Glover says, "FUCKING FUCK YOU"
Dane Linton [Command] asks, "Seriously?"
Sawyer Glover says, "KILL IT"

[mimecat]

Declan Tilton [145.9] says, " someone borke in robitoics"

[Marde]

Alakai Adkins says, "Yeah. First day on the station. Fresh out of med school...going down like a firey Titanic"

[mimecat]

Slugger Shizamaru [145.9] asks, "have you ever even educated?"
Slugger Shizamaru asks, "have you ever even educated?"
AmigoBot [145.9] states, "im an AI Slugger"
AmigoBot [145.9] states, "I don't get educated"
Angry Cluwne says, "let's play a game"
Tails Doll [145.9] says, "Can it AmigoBot."
Slugger Shizamaru [145.9] says, "your probley a brain from the zoo dumbster"
Slugger Shizamaru says, "your probley a brain from the zoo dumbster"
AmigoBot [145.9] states, "Jesus Stupidity"

[mimecat]

Simon Gygax says, "(dont ooc in ic)"

[Marde]

Uriah Moon says, "now you are nude"

Maltan Hiram stammers, "W-Wh-h-hat-t-t t-th-he fuck-k are y-you d-doin-ng-g-g?"

Uriah Moon buckles in!

NT Enforcement Borg #66 states, "Unit is; Amused."

Maltan Hiram stammers, "y-you h-hav-ve n-no r-rig-g-gh-h-ht-t f-for-r th-his-s"

Uriah Moon says, "and I think"

Uriah Moon says, "you are non-human"

Maltan Hiram attempts to unbuckle themself!

Uriah Moon says, "because that bulge ain't human, it's something else"

Uriah Moon points to Maltan's knee

[Leadpoisoning]

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Braden Whittier (Geneticist) [145.9] says, " I gave myself terets"

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DEAD: Isaac Calhoun asks, "How do I jin alines?"

[Freaky Barber]

Drilly says, "NOW ACCORDING TO THIS FUCKING MAP"
Drilly says, "THERE SHOULD BE A STORAGE ROOM AROUND HERE"
Drilly says, "THOUGH"
Drilly says, "THE DOOR WILL MOST LIKELY BE GUARDED BY A NORTH KOREAN GORILLA-CHILD SOLDIERS"
Drilly says, "WITH A M-40s"
Drilly says, "ON EACH SIDE OF THE DOOR"
Drilly says, "Though thats the worse case scenario"
Drilly puts down PDA which displays an upside-down map
Drilly says, "Oh here it is"
Drilly says, "WAHAHAHA~"