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[Nokington]

WOW

[NotFoos]

#WOW

[derpthestewpidgoat]

The traitors were:
CommandoNixon was Clown MacClown (survived)
Objective #1: Download a baby. Success!
Objective #2: Balloons. Success!
Objective #3: Absorb the soul of a penguin. Success!
Objective #4: Mexican Tacos Success!
Objective #5: Assplode plasma. Success!
The traitor was successful!
15thnobody was Engineer Maxwell Boneington (body destroyed)
Objective #1: Become a singularity. Success!
Objective #2: Enter skeletown. Success!
Objective #3: Bone a nice skellygrille. Success!
Objective #4: 2spooky4me Success!
The traitor was successful!
SirQuack was CMO Zach Shlef (died)
Objective #1: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive. Fail.
Objective #2: Save the President of the Syndicate from the wrath of Clown God Bananas. Fail.
Objective #3: Conduct an alien autopsy, record a fake video of it. Fail.
Objective #4: Wear a tinfoil fedora. Fail.
The traitor has failed!
Delta73869 was Kilroy Roboto (survived as Engineering Cyborg-134)
Objective #1: Beep Boop. Fail.
The traitor has failed!
Kingelij was Roboticist Arthur Turnbuckle (survived as Weston Wise)
Objective #1: Never be discovered as a ewok. Success!
Objective #2: Fail, instead becoming an ewok mentally and a monkey physically. Success!
The traitor was successful!
ZachOrem was Captain Lou Bitgood (body destroyed)
Objective #1: Steal a condom. Success!
Objective #2: Wear the condom. Success!
Objective #3: Captain is condom. Success!
The traitor was successful!
Necromorphous was The Cat who is a Cunt (survived)
Objective #1: Make everyone go the full retard. Success!
Objective #2: Never be discovered. Success!
The traitor was successful!
Nokington was HoP Eric Reighner (survived)
Objective #1: Arrive late, miss action. Boneularity. Success!
The traitor was successful!
DerptheStewpidGoat was Assistant Travis Jenkins (survived)
Objective #1: Miss round, arrive on station, left to die to boneularity. Success!
The traitor was successful!