SS13 Chat Highlights

[Marde]

Roboticist Gordon Excellence says, "I can borg him if you want."
Captain Travis Jenkins says, "No"
Roboticist Gordon Excellence asks, "Why not?"
Captain Travis Jenkins says, "Because"
Chemist Zach Calhoun says, "I could have kileld anyone on this station"
Chemist Zach Calhoun says, "But i didn;t"
Captain Travis Jenkins says, "I want a voucher for his ass"

[Atheist Sex God]

Dec 30, 2013 14:00:17 GMT -5 Marde said:

Roboticist Gordon Excellence says, "I can borg him if you want."
Captain Travis Jenkins says, "No"
Roboticist Gordon Excellence asks, "Why not?"
Captain Travis Jenkins says, "Because"
Chemist Zach Calhoun says, "I could have kileld anyone on this station"
Chemist Zach Calhoun says, "But i didn;t"
Captain Travis Jenkins says, "I want a voucher for his ass"

so it begins

[derpthestewpidgoat]

Dec 31, 2013 8:12:57 GMT -5 Atheist Sex God said:

Dec 30, 2013 14:00:17 GMT -5 Marde said:

Roboticist Gordon Excellence says, "I can borg him if you want."
Captain Travis Jenkins says, "No"
Roboticist Gordon Excellence asks, "Why not?"
Captain Travis Jenkins says, "Because"
Chemist Zach Calhoun says, "I could have kileld anyone on this station"
Chemist Zach Calhoun says, "But i didn;t"
Captain Travis Jenkins says, "I want a voucher for his ass"

so it begins

And so, shortly after arriving at CentCom with Zach's laser-burned corpse, he was cloned, and then sold into Space Slavery. It is later said that the Captain used the new voucher to go on a space-vacation to Space-Hawaii.

[DrunkenFlyingDemoman]

It is also later said that the Captain was soon found dead due to unknown circumstances, theories have sprung up about possible assassination by the syndicate, and even gods were theorized in the death, others say "Well, he was an asshole, who cares?"

[Commissar Holt]

PRAY: *******/(HoP Able Abel) (?) (PP) (VV) (SM) (JMP) (CA) (SC): o please mighty gods, give my dogs viagra they arn't making glorius puppies

[Name Changing Autist]

Engineer Samuel Thorne [145.9] exclaims, "Let's lock up the vigilante and let the murderer go!"
Engineer Samuel Thorne [145.9] exclaims, "We're smart!"
Engineer Samuel Thorne [145.9] exclaims, "We're red!"
Engineer Samuel Thorne [145.9] exclaims, "We'll probably end up dead!"
Scientist Dante Pratt [145.9] says, "THATS FUCKING IT"
Engineer Samuel Thorne [145.9] exclaims, "We're Shiiiitcurity!"
Scientist Dante Pratt fires the taser gun!
Engineer Samuel Thorne is hit by the electrode in the chest!
Scientist Dante Pratt fires the taser gun!
Engineer Samuel Thorne is hit by the electrode in the chest!

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Priority Announcement

This is the Captain speaking. Everyone is under arrest for being a bunch of nigger shit faces. That is all. Fuck you all.

[AbleRip]

Jan 3, 2014 17:25:29 GMT -5 Commissar Holt said:

PRAY: *******/(HoP Able Abel) (?) (PP) (VV) (SM) (JMP) (CA) (SC): o please mighty gods, give my dogs viagra they arn't making glorius puppies

I never got my corgi puppies even when i threw soap for lubricant and runtime in the mix to see if she helped.

[derpthestewpidgoat]

Chef Dorf Bongsmash (as COOL GUY) says, "give death"
Botanist Chelsea Grin says, "Uh"
Chemist Michael Westen [145.9] says, "Nevermind"
Chef Dorf Bongsmash (as COOL GUY) says, "plz"
HoS PEROGI asks, "You want me to kill you?"
Chef Dorf Bongsmash (as COOL GUY) says, "slowly, and while i am naked"
Unrecognized or inaccessible verb: asy


HoS PEROGI says, "OK"
Chef Dorf Bongsmash (as COOL GUY) says, "so i can masturbate in after life"

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RIP GetYourWingz: banned 5ever.

[Gbro]

Syndie round in a nutshell:

Syndicate Operative #3 [#unkn] says, "I want an emag and voice changer, please"
Syndicate Commander [#unkn] says, "Ok, but what is the plan, I want to hear Ideas..."
Syndicate Commander (as Unknown) says, "Ok, but what is the plan, I want to hear Ideas..."
Syndicate Operative #4 [#unkn] says, "Hm"
Syndicate Operative #4 [#unkn] exclaims, "No idea!"
Syndicate Operative #3 (as Unknown) asks, "Where's radio?"
Syndicate Operative #1 puts the box of flashbangs (WARNING) into the backpack.
Syndicat beeps, "Me-ow!"
Syndicate Operative #2 [#unkn] says, "get in"
Syndicate Operative #2 [#unkn] says, "get out"
Syndicate Operative #2 [#unkn] says, "i guess"
Syndicate Commander [#unkn] says, "Ok, we get up to the north"
Syndicate Commander (as Unknown) says, "Ok, we get up to the north"
Syndicate Operative #3 [#unkn] asks, "Where's teh radio?"
Clown Merchant's Budd opens a book titled "Fission Mailed: Nuclear Sabotage 101" and begins reading intently.
Syndicate Commander [#unkn] says, "Bomb the captain office"
Syndicate Commander (as Unknown) says, "Bomb the captain office"
Syndicat beeps, "I am a real cat."
Syndicate Commander [#unkn] says, "Take the disk"
Syndicate Commander (as Unknown) says, "Take the disk"
Syndicate Operative #2 [#unkn] says, "why would we do that"
Syndicate Commander [#unkn] says, "Because any of you have any idea"
Syndicate Commander (as Unknown) says, "Because any of you have any idea"
Syndicate Operative #3 [#unkn] asks, "Radio"?"
Syndicate Operative #4 [#unkn] says, "I just want the radio.."
Syndicate Operative #3 [#unkn] says, "Me too."
Syndicate Operative #3 (as Assistant Jingle Berkhiem) asks, "Can I use that?"
Syndicate Operative #1 puts the box into the backpack.
Syndicate Commander [#unkn] exclaims, "If you guys dont get a plan in 1 minute I will order syndy ballons!"
Syndicate Commander (as Unknown) exclaims, "If you guys dont get a plan in 1 minute I will order syndy ballons!"
Syndicate Operative #1 puts the cable coil into the suspicious looking toolbox.
Syndicate Operative #3 [#unkn] says, "Go in loud, fuck it."
Syndicate Operative #4 [#unkn] says, "There ya go"
Syndicate Operative #2 [#unkn] says, "bomb somewhere unrelated like cargo"
Syndicate Operative #2 [#unkn] says, "get in to caps office/kill cap"
Syndicate Operative #2 [#unkn] says, "get disk"
Syndicate Operative #3 [#unkn] says, "Bomb the capt's office."
Syndicate Operative #3 (as Assistant Jingle Berkhiem) says, "Bomb the capt's office."
Syndicate Operative #3 [#unkn] says, "And get the disk."
Syndicate Operative #2 [#unkn] says, "get the fuck abck"
Syndicate Operative #4 [#unkn] asks, "Why bomb the capt's office?"
Syndicate Operative #4 [#unkn] says, "I like emags"
Syndicate Operative #3 [#unkn] says, "It has the disk."
Syndicate Commander [#unkn] says, "Here, take the fucking radio"
Syndicate Commander (as Unknown) says, "Here, take the fucking radio"

[Commissar Holt]

HoS Radovan Karadzic [145.9] says, " the QM is an arms dealer, the CE is a polite traitor, the HoS is a space serbian, the clown is captain, and the librarian was exiled to space croatia. just another day in space."

[Atheist Sex God]

Syndicate Operative #2 [#unkn] says, "THEM CENTCUNTS GON' LEARN NOT TO MESS WIT' DA SYNDICATE NIGGA"

[Deleted]

DEAD: Director Hailey Allen says, "qm is kill"

[Fiksowanie]

Roboticist Marion Edwards asks, "Blake, you're the only sentient one on board. Why is no charge APC bad happen?"
...
Assistant Blake Semenov says, "You know i want to murder you"

[AbleRip]

Feb 14, 2014 22:23:37 GMT -5 Fiksowanie said:

Roboticist Marion Edwards asks, "Blake, you're the only sentient one on board. Why is no charge APC bad happen?"
...
Assistant Blake Semenov says, "You know i want to murder you"

(Why is no charge APC bad happen?) does he even anglish?

[Name Changing Autist]

ADMIN LOG: Admin Foos renamed Skeletom9/(Assistant Elvish Pressley) to Assistant Elfish Pressley.
ADMIN LOG: Admin Foos renamed Skeletom9/(Assistant Elfish Pressley) to Assistant Elfish Prussley.
ADMIN LOG: Admin Foos renamed Skeletom9/(Assistant Elfish Prussley) to Assistant Elfish Pussey.
ADMIN LOG: Admin Foos renamed Skeletom9/(Assistant Elfish Pussey) to Assistant Elfish Pussy.
ADMIN LOG: Admin Foos renamed Skeletom9/(Assistant Elfish Pussy) to Assistant El Fish Pussy.
ADMIN LOG: Admin Foos renamed Skeletom9/(Assistant El Fish Pussy) to Mexicano of Donk: El Fish.
ADMIN LOG: Admin Foos renamed Skeletom9/(Mexicano of Donk: El Fish) to Mexicano El Fish.
ADMIN LOG: Admin Foos renamed Skeletom9/(Mexicano El Fish) to Mexicano El Fish Donkey.
Mexicano El Fish Donkey says, "Oh lordy lou, what are the gods renaming me to now."
ADMIN LOG: Admin Foos renamed Skeletom9/(Mexicano El Fish Donkey) to Mexicano Donkey Donger.
ADMIN LOG: Admin Foos renamed Skeletom9/(Mexicano Donkey Donger) to Realistic Donkey Donger.
ADMIN LOG: Admin Foos renamed Skeletom9/(Realistic Donkey Donger) to Realistic Dragon Donger.
ADMIN LOG: Admin Foos renamed Skeletom9/(Realistic Dragon Donger) to Realistic Dragon Dildos.
ADMIN LOG: Admin Foos renamed Skeletom9/(Realistic Dragon Dildos) to Realistic Dragon Dildos :.
ADMIN LOG: Admin Foos renamed Skeletom9/(Realistic Dragon Dildos) to Realistic Dragon Dildos.
ADMIN: Foos (JMP): Can't get better than this
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And the Dildos, so many fucking dildos:
Chef Gol Fische has been violated in the chest with Canine Dildo by Mime Kale Black!
Chef Gol Fische has been disturbed in the chest with Canine Dildo by Mime Kale Black!
Chef Gol Fische has been bludgeoned in the chest with Horse Dildo by Assistant Diane Arbus!
Chef Gol Fische has been disturbed in the chest with Canine Dildo by Mime Kale Black!
Chef Gol Fische has been bludgeoned in the chest with Horse Dildo by Assistant Diane Arbus!
Chef Gol Fische has been humiliated in the chest with Canine Dildo by Mime Kale Black!
Chef Gol Fische has been whacked in the chest with Horse Dildo by Assistant Diane Arbus!

ADMIN: Foos(JMP): Necro
ADMIN: Foos(JMP): I hope you remember this day.
ADMIN: DrunkenFlyingDemoman(JMP): laughing at necro getting slapped by dildos.

I think I'm going to cry myself to sleep, got violated on my 2D Spessmen, I later got beaten to death by a realistic dragon dildo.