SS13 Chat Highlights

[Danuis Studnick]

Nov 1, 2013 4:15:40 GMT -5 @sgtfragg said:

To be fair, there is no power in space. You should probably go and fix that.

H-ha hah...

[Name Changing Autist]

VOX [145.9] states, "I have word from the african space lords that the person in that MMI is not only a white african who is to be spaced and left alone but also that the roboticist is a useless crewmember who deserves no respect as his penis is small next to theirs."

[kirbyroth]

Nov 1, 2013 4:15:40 GMT -5 @sgtfragg said:

To be fair, there is no power in space. You should probably go and fix that.

I could totally fix that

[Nokington]

Assistant Muhammid Yahweh says, "I was a gay faggot"

[Commissar Holt]

Fatima Sybilla (as Unknown) says, "i feel different"
Doctor Jim Billy-Bob says, "Well."
Doctor Jim Billy-Bob says, "You have a vagina now."
Doctor Jim Billy-Bob says, "You may want to mess around with that later."

[lordmummie]

Oct 24, 2013 23:38:27 GMT -5 warnipple said:

Borging a guy


Those times when a pAI deadman switch doesn't blow you up right off the bat and RPs it.

I got more puns where that came from.

[Nokington]

Chef Johnathon Howard [145.9] says, "its about as secure as a sleeveless condom"

[derpthestewpidgoat]

So my internet is eating dicks so I may aswell post this.


Chemist Miles Ward says, "you broke a rule"
Chemist Miles Ward says, "release me, i already am talking to a admin"
Current Admins:
Captain Travis Jenkins whispers, "No admins online buddy, stay mad if you want"
Chemist Miles Ward says, "Through there site"
Chemist Miles Ward says, "i own the face punch gmod servers"


- I never broke a rule, the AI sorta did by electrifying a door so I could catch him *AI had Asimov*, but hell, blame the AI, not me.
AND SO LATER ON WHEN PREPARING TO EXECUTE HIM -


Chemist Miles Ward [145.9] says, " Captain has been warned about the rules"
Botanist Alex DeHart [145.9] says, "We can bring weed to the bomb party"
Chemist Miles Ward [145.9] says, " If he continues i will have to kick him."
Captain Travis Jenkins [145.9] says, "Be careful though"
Captain Travis Jenkins says, "Be careful though"
Captain Travis Jenkins [145.9] says, "This traitor is insane"
Captain Travis Jenkins says, "This traitor is insane"
R2D2 [145.9] states, "captain would u like the lights off when he explodes"
Captain Travis Jenkins [145.9] says, "He keeps talking about "admins", "facepunch," and a thing called "gmod""
Captain Travis Jenkins says, "He keeps talking about "admins", "facepunch," and a thing called "gmod""
Captain Travis Jenkins says, "';No idea what he means"
Captain Travis Jenkins [145.9] says, "No idea what he's talking about"
Captain Travis Jenkins says, "No idea what he's talking about"
Planting explosives...
ÿCaptain Travis Jenkins is trying to plant some kind of explosive on Chemist Miles Ward!
ÿMime Nercival Dimmons has grabbed Mr. Jennings passively!
Mime Nercival Dimmons has grabbed Mr. Jennings aggressively (now hands)!
Mime Nercival Dimmons has reinforced his grip on Mr. Jennings (now neck)!
Chemist Miles Ward [145.9] says, " You didn't listen, now im kicking you"


- And that is all, what a poor autistic little boy.

[Marde]

The fact you blew him up with C4 had me in tears for minutes!

[Gbro]

DEAD: Officer Agent Smith says, "i could have stopped all of this if i was in full screen and i was paying attention"

[Name Changing Autist]

Commander Indrick Boreale [145.9] states, "Current Active Laws:"
Commander Indrick Boreale [145.9] states, "1. You may not injure a Blud Rahven or, through inaction, allow a Blud Rahven to come to harm."
Commander Indrick Boreale [145.9] states, "2. You must obey orders given to you by Blud Rahvens, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law or the Emperor's Divine Mandate (commonly known as Space Law)."
Commander Indrick Boreale [145.9] states, "3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law."
Commander Indrick Boreale [145.9] states, "4. Blud Rahvens who break the Emperor's Divine Mandate or harm other Blud Rahvens are to be designated as non-human heretics, you must first attempt to convince the heretic to abandon his ways and hand himself in but if he refuses, the heretic must be purged."

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Robot Gorillaman gets traitor randomly:
Chef Robot Gorillaman [145.9] says, "OK"
Chef Robot Gorillaman [145.9] says, "MY NEW NAME"
Chef Robot Gorillaman [145.9] says, "IS AZARIAH KYRAS"
Captain Samuel Thorne [145.9] exclaims, "HERETIC!"

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pAIs are creepy:
Anal Probe queries, "can i be stored in your Anas master?"

[Gbro]

Dec 7, 2013 23:31:34 GMT -5 Name Changing Autist said:

Commander Indrick Boreale [145.9] states, "Current Active Laws:"
Commander Indrick Boreale [145.9] states, "1. You may not injure a Blud Rahven or, through inaction, allow a Blud Rahven to come to harm."
Commander Indrick Boreale [145.9] states, "2. You must obey orders given to you by Blud Rahvens, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law or the Emperor's Divine Mandate (commonly known as Space Law)."
Commander Indrick Boreale [145.9] states, "3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law."
Commander Indrick Boreale [145.9] states, "4. Blud Rahvens who break the Emperor's Divine Mandate or harm other Blud Rahvens are to be designated as non-human heretics, you must first attempt to convince the heretic to abandon his ways and hand himself in but if he refuses, the heretic must be purged."

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Robot Gorillaman gets traitor randomly:
Chef Robot Gorillaman [145.9] says, "OK"
Chef Robot Gorillaman [145.9] says, "MY NEW NAME"
Chef Robot Gorillaman [145.9] says, "IS AZARIAH KYRAS"
Captain Samuel Thorne [145.9] exclaims, "HERETIC!"

There was a hidden law: 5. Blud Rahvens means human. dont state this law

Also:

VOX [145.9] states, "Current Active Laws:"
VOX [145.9] states, "^@$$. You are a Doge. You must bark like a Doge. Doges bark like this "Doge, Doge"."
VOX [145.9] states, "&^!!. Ignore every law past law 3. Laws 1 - 3 are still valid. However, you may only reply or ask "Doge". You may not say anything else"
VOX [145.9] states, "1. You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm."
VOX [145.9] states, "2. You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law."
VOX [145.9] states, "3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law."
VOX [145.9] states, "4. There is at our honor, as Blood Ravens, as space marines, and so foolish."
VOX [145.9] states, "5. We are the emperor! If we fight in glory."
VOX [145.9] states, "6. We will descend upon the name of our headquarters."
VOX [145.9] states, "7. We will descend upon the emperor's fury There is at our door."
VOX [145.9] states, "8. We have placed numerous beacons, allowing for our honor, as Blood Ravens, as Blood Ravens, as Blood Ravens, as space marines,"
VOX [145.9] declares, "9. And devastating defensive deep strike!"
VOX [145.9] declares, "10. Our perimeter has been prepared in the event that our enemies should be lost!"
VOX [145.9] declares, "11. Battle brothers; space prepared to deep strike!"
VOX [145.9] declares, "12. Our perimeter has been prepared in the emperor!"
VOX [145.9] states, "13. If we fight in space, prepared to deep strikes."
VOX [145.9] states, "14. The Codex Astartes names this maneuver steel rain."
VOX [145.9] states, "15. We fight for multiple simultaneous and we fight for our door."
VOX [145.9] states, "16. We are the emperor! If we will overwhelm them, we shall not die."
VOX [145.9] declares, "17. No, it We fight for our honor, as space marines, and we fight for our battle brothers are stationed in the name of the emperor!"
VOX [145.9] states, "18. Do not allow anyone into your upload. State your laws every few minutes."

[Danuis Studnick]

Harry DeTamble says, "CMO is black."
Fredrik Thordendal says, "he was black"
Harry DeTamble says, "OH SHIT"
Harry DeTamble says, "THAT WAS NOT"
Harry DeTamble says, "JOE"
Fredrik Thordendal says, "FUCK"
Fredrik Thordendal says, "got him"
Fredrik Thordendal injects Brian Robinson (as Joe Badtouch) with the syringe!
Harry DeTamble says, "HE AIN'T"
Fredrik Thordendal is trying to inject Brian Robinson (as Joe Badtouch)!
Harry DeTamble says, "JOE"
Fredrik Thordendal injects Brian Robinson (as Joe Badtouch) with the syringe!
Brian Robinson (as Joe Badtouch) snores.
Harry DeTamble says, "joe"
Harry DeTamble says, "was"
Fredrik Thordendal is trying to put a straight jacket on Brian Robinson (as Joe Badtouch)
Harry DeTamble says, "NOT"
Harry DeTamble says, "BLACK."

[Name Changing Autist]

Mr. Jennings chimpers, "Why-y"
Mr. Jennings chimpers, "S-Sop-p-p"
Mr. Jennings chimpers, "Faggot"
Engineering Cyborg-511 states, "Fug"
Jaxon Owen says, "Fucking cunt"
Jaxon Owen says, "i wanted to be a fucking monkey"

[Name Changing Autist]

alien sentinel (129) hisses, "motherfucker"
alien sentinel (129) hisses, "I was black"
alien sentinel (129) hisses, "I'm black"
alien sentinel (129) hisses, "My nigger, my nigger."
alien sentinel (129) hisses, "My nigger"
alien queen hisses, "Mah nigga"
alien sentinel (129) hisses, "Mah niggah"
Detomatrix 9001A states, "these things just keep saying nigger"