Post by Leadpoisoning on Jun 3, 2011 18:47:43 GMT -5
Back in the days of Yore when Dr. Vagax still ran his Spacepunch server, I started collecting humorous things that people said in chat into a notepad file. The collection is now quite large. If you see someone say something which is funny due to content, lack of context, or generally poor engrish, copy-paste and post THE ENTIRE LINE FROM CHAT here, and if it's good enough I will add it to the official list. Other than that, read and enjoy.
The Mr. Awesome Files
For a while we had this guy with the username Mr.Awesome3, and his characters were usually named something Metzer. Anyway pretty much everything he said in and out of character inspired vast confusion and, shortly thereafter, great hilarity. These are some of his finest moments.
The Chronicles of Rapefist
Rapefist is many things. A murderous medibot, a singularity, a dark god of death and destruction made incarnate...whatever you do, do NOT fuck with him.
Random shit
NOTE: having something you have said in Chat Highlights is neither necessarily good nor bad. If you take offense at having something you said added to this list, you will be made fun of and called a little girl. If you brag about having something added to this list, you will be told to shut the fuck up and called a douche bag.
Additionally, many of these lines have become admin memes. Say something stupid enough, and take pride in the fact that admins will be saying it to each other in retarded voices over Skype for weeks to come.
The Mr. Awesome Files
For a while we had this guy with the username Mr.Awesome3, and his characters were usually named something Metzer. Anyway pretty much everything he said in and out of character inspired vast confusion and, shortly thereafter, great hilarity. These are some of his finest moments.
OOC: Mr.Awesome3: ever time think of ss13 as hell Admin are Demon. we are dammed soul
Adam Metzer (Assistant) [145.9] says, "if gooding if eat when being nuken"
HELP: Mr.Awesome3/(Adam Metzer)(X): i did't non to do him
OOC: Mr.Awesome3: Admin why did't help me
OOC: Mr.Awesome3: i being kill
OOC: Mr.Awesome3: By Gifter
OOC: Mr.Awesome3: im chather bio is That he was Hacker that in some stuff get deal with Govment to one hacker Covet op Team and this when rogue because shot kid of all thing and now he live in SS13
OOC: Turtlesrock: ...What are you?
OOC: Mr.Awesome3: i defend from his harsh word
OOC: Mr.Awesome3: hey did know gibbed
OOC: Mr.Awesome3: dna scan
OOC: Mr.Awesome3: do't take of you shit
OOC: Mr.Awesome3: when on them
OOC: Bishop3000: what.
OOC: Mr.Awesome3: it kind nice
OOC: Turtlesrock: Why do you torture us so?
Adam Metzer (Chief Engineer) [145.9] says, "im no son of mad man think life whp think is meaning has no mean"
Adam Metzer (Chief Engineer) [145.9] says, "im fix mean when fix mean kill youing"
OOC: Mr.Awesome3: taxing withoutdoing say yes or no
HELP: Mr.Awesome3/(Adam Metzer)(X): admin send deathspurd
PRAY: Mr.Awesome3/(Adam Metzer)(X): we even lick
PRAY: Mr.Awesome3/(Adam Metzer)(X): our ass
OOC: Mr.Awesome3: Foos is gay and we now that but just say you we know that you gay
OOC: Mr.Awesome3: we know
OOC: Mr.Awesome3: yes there one dude think was jesus i know insane right then but jesus aka in our universe was oney speak good gammer
OOC: Mr.Awesome3: im seamen fload place call someone hevan
PRAY: Mr.Awesome3/(monkey (893))(X): hey hey is world going way i do't know
OOC: Mr.Awesome3: im sing to admin
OOC: Mr.Awesome3: it make no sense that for stupid person do anything like math he get a without cheating (no did't read mind or anything so do't think)
Adam Metzer (No id) [145.9] gibbers, "IM DID'T ANYTHING!!!"
Adam Metzer (No id) [145.9] gibbers, "I WAS JUST!!!"
Adam Metzer (No id) [145.9] gibbers, "MY LIFE SPAWN!!!!"
Adam Metzer (No id) [145.9] gibbers, "is lowering"
PRAY: Mr.Awesome3/(Andrew Albright)(X): i want be lizard people
Andrew Albright says, "on drung"
Andrew Albright says, "im see rainbow"
The Chronicles of Rapefist
Rapefist is many things. A murderous medibot, a singularity, a dark god of death and destruction made incarnate...whatever you do, do NOT fuck with him.
OOC: Qazwer11: whats rape fist?
G.L.a.D.O.S [145.9] states, "Danny potter seems to have come down with rape fist"
Ibram Mkvenner [145.9] exclaims, " What the fuck is rape fist?!"
Danny Potter [145.9] says, "Rape Fist the medical robot has a mind of its own"
Ibram Mkvenner [145.9] says, " Hold on Jabbles, I'll get RAPE FIST.."
Elly OConnell says, "Rape fist? Oh they're the new medibots by FISTco"
Random shit
OOC: Supermitch82: but captain to kill all them
HELP: Portal pwned/(justin Angerman)(X): is pornograpy books allowed
PM: Portal pwned/(justin Angerman)->DrVagax/(Armando Williamson): id go masterbait after that but i dont wanna get robbed
Kyser Morathy [145.9] says, "i never ment 2 hert her only to tech her that u dont hit or harm people in this game"
Justin Angerman [145.9] says, "i DID NOTHING BESIDES HURt THE STATION AND A FEW PEOPLE"
Pete Clarke [145.9] says, "this suit is specialy to resist of all think you ever see"
Pete Clarke [145.9] says, "i am get crazy"
Val Jonne says, "the clown i killing pwopel"
Hugh Laurie [145.9] stammers, "III ddoon''tt mmaakiinnngg aaannyy ddrruggssss!!"
Maden Foony says, "I wana be in club" --said upon entering Chemistry
OOC: Subject_Alpha: So what about that partical of air eh people hahahaha!
OOC: Firecage: I got banned on one goon station server due to rhyming an admins name with donuts
Mitch Tyler says, "u ewant to rape her"
Melisa Angerman stammers, "tthhiiss iiss aa multtttii biillllinn ddoolaarr ppoojject"
PM: Subject_Alpha/(CheapAI)->Anchorshag/(Ricky Tick): Come on he was being so annoying i he could not under stand.
Damian Miller [145.9] says, " you are japanese"
Kyser Kulea says, "DAVID YOU GONA GIT INJECTED INBTO SPACE"
DEAD: Ghost (Kyser Kulea) says, "jabb i got eating buy cannbiels"
DEAD: Ghost (Kyser Kulea) says, "i woke up naked in a churche"
DEAD: Ghost (Jason Smith) says, "I hade a reson they all shout me and the were syndees"
Jason Smith [145.9] says, "THIS IS YOUR BOOS"
OOC: Bishop3000: dude monkeys are awesome.
Charlie Hincken says, "i am lost to the station but someone can help kill the chaplin for me"
OOC: Masonkiller: how many clowns are there soppuse to have
Happy Happy Smile says, "HE INJECTED ME TOXIC"
Happy Happy Smile [145.9] says, "hes in genestict"
Happy Happy Smile [145.9] says, "i trapped him"
Happy Happy Smile [145.9] says, "with the claw of my hands"
Jason Smith [145.9] says, "BECAUSE OF BUGET CUTES"
OOC: Ronniewinder: if you want to see somthing realy realy realy cyte go here www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEN-kHe5o_Y&sns=fb its the cutest thing
Carter Hitler [145.9] says, "Frank put tha battom away"
Mr. Shoe [145.9] says, " Walter, this is a capatilist station. We may shout out advertisements at will as long as it does not contain child porn."
HELP: HybridSS13/(Carter Hitler)(X): How do I fix it, I can't atmos
DEAD: Ghost (Zack Clark) says, "aim a QM DUMDASS"
Danny Potter [145.9] says, "Lian Paterson is feeding people human man"
Liam Paterson [145.9] exclaims, "He stolen my pies!"
Melisa Angerman [145.9] says, "HELP BARTMAN"
Danny Potter says, "Jabbles is threatening to napalm me. NEED HEAVY ASSISTANT AT THE FUCKING CHEMISTRY LAB. LISTEN TO ME, SEC"
OOC: Masonkiller: i was already cutted my head off
Mitch Tyler [145.9] says, "YOU KILLED MY MINKEY"
K.N.I.G.H.T [145.9] states, "Mr. Carpenter, you have exploded medbay."
Melisa Angerman [145.9] stammers, "HEEESSSKKIIILLLLINNNGGG MM"
OOC: Purple turtle: I have no poo ideia of where a virologist work.
Bob Loblaw [145.9] says, " WIZARD FORM: GARBAGE"
Bob Loblaw [145.9] says, " ACTIVATE"
Aleksi Jussilla says, "Wait I Can Make A Moneky Turning Granade"
DEAD: Ghost (Aleksi Jussilla) says, "dARM DEVIL PIG CLOWN"
Samuel Hughes [145.9] says, "i nneed sine gkived"
Cyborg -161 states, "did you know i was made in mexico. im a spanosh"
Poo Nehling (Security Officer) [145.9] asks, "Jesus is trying to kill himself. What should I do?"
HELP: Lucaskpo26/(Lucas Raimondi)(X): IM a phanton, what can i do?
HELP: HybridSS13/(Vincent Roberts)(X): A naked woman/man ran into the dorms and commited suicide, and an engineer shocked himself on a wire, Then OUTTA NOWHERE, Foos comes out of a closet and a guy wearing a tophat starts running around the courtroom.
Lucas Raimondi (Shaft Miner) [145.9] asks, "anyone need a miner shafter to work?"
Allen Fraser [145.9] says, "im leving the magama"
OOC: EncryptedMole: I'll always remember you, BOMB. Because I have permanent eye damage.
OOC: Ellise: caption were are you
PRAY: Sirshootalot/(Cyborg -229)(X): I NEED TO SAFE THE CREW
PRAY: Ellise/(Damian Schrader)(X): my father which is in heven heal me you son plz my father
Disgusting Pervert exclaims, "I'm coming for you!"
ADMIN: Dmgpurity/(Madam Dyke Whorington): I just runed a penis. Your arguement is irrelevant.
PM: Masterfire/(Randy Black)->Dmgpurity/(Madam Dyke Whorington): how much do i wakl or nkow when im done walking
ADMIN: Dmgpurity/(DykeBot): I just fucked a door open with my cable.
HELP: Sliferz/(John Slifioli)(X): it doesn't even sound like he's a questing
OOC: Portal pwned: I GOT CRITED BY YOUR ROD CAN I PLEASE GET REVIVED
Reply PM from-Elementsup/(Janel Fuchs): tHERE Inane Arretin
Ziggy Yoyo says, "i have sapce buck for help"
OOC: Leadpoisoning717: You can be a cohort, you can be coerced, but you cannot be cohorsed
Henderson Minnie [145.9] says, "Holy shit the clown has duel lightsabers"
Honkerbelle [145.9] says, "MAY THE HONK BE WITH YOU"
OOC: Sliferz: ERNESTO, YOU ARE THE BUTTEST HOLE, WE'RE SPLITTING APART
OOC: Sliferz: NOOOOO
OOC: Evil dawn7: you cant have a admin who runs around with others poo on his finger
Henderson Minnie [145.9] says, "Security to security"
Henderson Minnie [145.9] says, "I have two rogue officers"
Henderson Minnie [145.9] says, "Nigger and adolf"
Apple Fulton says, "im a medic, he was fist"
OOC: Dagaroth: gettin muzzled and tied up sure is fun
HELP: Tomtoot/(Thomas Gronko)(X): the doctor said im imune to healing is this true?
Alex Martin [145.9] asks, "Should I just stick it in a monkey?"
Daniel Glenn says, "Just don't go shaking me like a magic eight ball and asking if your friend is gay."
Tommy K. Sawyer. (Lawyer) [145.9] says, " The Bonatist has been broked in"
Woody Simpson says, "crap now im a black dude"
HELP: JohnCletus/(John Pinback Cletus)(X): Malanth afk? I hope so. Crazy foos offsprang
OOC: ATDoop: u does not mean you in this world that is this one
----up to this point queued on tumblr----
OOC: ATDoop: GOD I LOVE PERIODS
Otis McMacMcMacMcMacson exclaims, "I figure that if getting bitten by a radioactive spider turns you into Spiderman, then getting bitten by radioactive iron would turn you into Iron Man!"
Saiya Bonaparte [145.9] says, "OHH YEAAAAAAA FUCK ME MORE DEAD MONKEY YEAH OHHHH YHE"
Saiya Bonaparte [145.9] says, "ATLEAAST I RAPED THE DEAD MONKEY BODIES IN MY OFFICE"
Cyborg -720 [145.9] states, "Sometimes I sit in meadows and read lesbian magazines."
Manfred Hayden [145.9] asks, "Like Time?"
Cyborg -720 [145.9] states, "Popular Science"
OOC: Leadpoisoning717: Just to be 100% clear I am only a sexist on the internet, and only when it's funny
OOC: Malanth: i.e. all the time
ADMIN LOG: Malanth/(Lars Jennings) modified industrial backpack's name to Horny Haversack
Adam Wallick (Scientist) [145.9] asks, " SEC. Can you stop beating him up for a second to come kill the rampaging Xenos?"
Reply PM from-Guest-554778622/(manuel): im in scrty but a trat is atiiking me
Reply PM from-Guest-554778622/(manuel): im in offcer place
Reply PM from-Guest-554778622/(manuel): help me
Mekhi Butte says, "guys are you talking i think im death"
Mekhi Butte says, "shake me if im death"
Mekhi Butte says, "shake me if im death because i can't hear my self"
Mekhi Butte says, "I CAN HEAR"
SKT 5 states, "...I like to watch humans undress."
SKT 5 queries, "Does that make you uncomfortable?"
Godwin Langston says, "Kinda,"
SKT 5 states, "It should."
SKT 5 states, "No, I'm kidding."
SKT 5 queries, "Do you require help with your laundry?"
Godwin Langston [145.9] says, " SKT 5 is creapy"
Mai Heroes says, "CRAB"
Fap Bell exclaims, "CRAB!"
Coffee says, "Crab."
Fap Bell says, "Coffee the crab"
Mai Heroes says, "...CRAB"
OOC: Dannyg6411: me play gibbed ok
DEAD: Stephen King exclaims, "lol YAY he didnt relise i had the dick!"
Dominic Stern says, "but you can be naked on my shit. Unless you are in bed."
OOC: Michaelmikey: when I told you that it was honast mistake and you yelled at me and banned me for fucking your own dumbass resons you are lucky I am not reporting you to head of this server/game exvada cause I know him and he can take your server down like hell
OOC: Michaelmikey: Jacael you are a dumb ass you killed a guy for escpaing brige for fuck sacks
OOC: Michaelmikey: ITS THE PAWN AGE and MAL PWAND FOOS
OOC: The Gentle Dog: They stripped me naked,then group hugged me.does that count as rape?
OOC: Wp-Ninja: Yes
HELP: Sniper_Trooper/(Erwin Rommel) (PP) (VV) (SM) (JMP) (CA): Admin Foos Why Are You So Crazy? and Get so xenos to kill the bots
Jake Gyllenhall [145.9] says, "hello class i am science techer"
DEAD: ADMIN(Leadpoisoning717) says, "are you saying that the entire crew has secret goose organs?"
ADMIN: Jactus Cack/(Ibram Mkvenner)X: There is not such thing.
ADMIN: Jactus Cack/(Ibram Mkvenner)X: as a gentle fisting.
ADMIN: Jacael/(Oriun Truent)X: Well I'm ready big boy
ADMIN: Jacael/(Oriun Truent)X: RAPE FIST
ADMIN: Jactus Cack/(Ibram Mkvenner)X: LETS DO IT
ADMIN: Jacael/(Oriun Truent)X: GEUWUFAUASH
ADMIN: Jactus Cack/(Ibram Mkvenner)X: HUGGGARRAHRHARHHHHHHHR
ADMIN: Coolity/(Red)X: YEah
ADMIN: Coolity/(Red)X: Read that pasta some time
ADMIN: Jactus Cack/(Ibram Mkvenner)X: IN THE BUTT
OOC: Ram001400: Damnit Sira, here I ask a simple question...and you stab yourself in the eye with a scalpel...
OOC: Sheva05: Thats what the waitress does when i ask her a question at applebees
Master Sergeant Hynes asks, "And has someone seen my gun?"
Desmond Parker says, "yea i think i saw the clown shooting holes in the walls with it"
Damien Haynes [Command] says, "Why you cutted the AI Control of the singularity"
Irvine Palmer [Command] says, "Just incase"
Irvine Palmer [Command] says, "I heard stories of AI"s releasing the singularity in station's 1-12"
ADMIN: Scorr/(Scorr)X: didn't that involve naked girls who cut people apart.
Kit Temple exclaims, "What in jew gods name is a popple?!"
Landon Carr (Head of Personnel) [145.9] says, "the bet security who stops greefers gets aworded head od security
Reynard Prechtl says, "IM GONNA SHOW YOU WHERE THE WILD GOOSE GOES"
Donny Stroble [145.9] says, "wooo awake during surgery"
Vinny Fiddler says, "I'M BEING SEDUCED BY HORNY GHOSTS"
Vinny Fiddler says, "WHY"
OOC: Teddybehr: Sooo apparently when you take wet dumps in toilets they spit neurotxin at you and strangle you.
Nigro Winton [145.9] stammers, "t-the n-num-mb-b-b-bers-s-s m-m-m-mas-s-son"
DEAD: Ghost (Zion Davis) says, "we want to be reived"
DEAD: Ghost (Jack Reed) says, "YOU want to be revived"
DEAD: Ghost (Zion Davis) says, "no i don't"
DEAD: Roger Darkness asks, "So was i am only one die here?"
DEAD: Roger Darkness says, "sad thing i hell bad gammar when it come to typing or writing"
Honkel the Captin [145.9] says, "I am a clown, I cannot lie."
Eternal asks, "... spacedrug?"
Wayne Black says, "No, that's the uranium you're tasting."
Eternal says, "oh"
Eternal collapses!
Xavier Dawkins says, "um"
Honkel the Captin says, "Poor guy."
Wayne Black says, "That's probably bad."
Senthasithiss, the Barlien hisses, "Yep."
Senthasithiss, the Barlien hisses, "Lightweight."
OOC: Guranda: how u lit yourself on fire?
OOC: Parasite49: nothing more confusing then a naked man covered in flames
OOC: Leadpoisoning717: Guranda, hey guess what
OOC: Leadpoisoning717: you made it into chat highlights
OOC: Guranda: rofl what that
OOC: Guranda: no seriusly how i lit yourself on fire
Reply PM from-Sakura_Sairenjin/(Zastin Reno): I'm a Women.....
PM: Scorr/(Dillon Mcfall)->Sakura_Sairenjin/(Zastin Reno): Hi, I'm Scorr nice to meet you.
PM: Scorr/(Dillon Mcfall)->Sakura_Sairenjin/(Zastin Reno): I have a lot of money and Lead has a tiny penis.
Futura [145.9] queries, "Should i captain?"
Nate Nutt [145.9] says, "help im mail room"
Jace Brooks says, "My dream, ever since I was a child, has alway sbeen to touch a clown."
Bonk says, "And my dream has been to touch a child."
Bonk stares at you.
Jace Brooks says, "If only we had met sooner..."
Jace Brooks says, "BE MY OBESE LOVER"
Danny Hawking says, "OK"
Danny Hawking slams Jace Brooks with the tray!
Soap Mactavish says, "detective!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111"
Jamal Carjackson says, "Hey"
Solomon Garrett asks, "yes?"
Jamal Carjackson says, "I need you to inject me with as much mutagen as it takes to turn me into a black guy"
Jamal Carjackson [145.9] says, " THROUGH EXTENSIVE INJECTIONS OF MUTAGEN, I HAVE FINALLY BECOME A NEGRO"
OOC: Leadpoisoning717: god damnit bishop
OOC: Bishop3000: I'M LITERALLY
OOC: Bishop3000: RIGHT NOW
OOC: Leadpoisoning717: MASTURBATING FURIOUSLY
OOC: Bishop3000: BYONDING YOU THE INSTRUCTIONS
HELP: Mr.Redd/(Clyde Balfoy) (PP) (VV) (SM) (JMP) (CA): Can you make me become a lizard man with jumpsuit AND ENERGY CROSSBOW spawn me on trandport shuttle at arrivals (the one that only admins can call) Pleaseeee A bit of random event will be cool (if you accept I suicide)
Admin PM to-Mr.Redd/(Clyde Balfoy): No.
Unknown [Security] says, "well i found a sugar pill...it was a acid pill"
Braiden Thomas says, "the jedis are going to feel this one"
HELP: Anubis600/(Roger Darkness): So Someone messing witrh power line and pipe is geiferring?
Crimson Redd [145.9] says, "Captain, can I borrow you? I plan to be getting busy later."
ADMIN: Leadpoisoning717/(A.I.D.S.)X: swear to god if anyone plays this midi again I will consume your heart and gain your courage
Jughu Slide [145.9] says, "OHHH GREG GONNA BE EXPLODE"
Harry Cleasby asks, "Hey Jordan. Enjoy my Proboscis last nig- I mean what?"
Jordan Sturgeon asks, "What?"
Harry Cleasby asks, "PFFFT What are you talking about?"
Jordan Sturgeon says, "Don't be changeling the subject now."
Harry Cleasby says, "Aaaaaah this is why I like you."
monkey (68a7) chimpers, "dodookaka"
OOC: Leemos: ok I just saw something funny
OOC: The_Tardis: Bishop being a good mood?
Admin PM to-Sakura_Sairenjin/(Sakura Sairenji): Did Jacael tell you I have a small penis?
Reply PM from-Sakura_Sairenjin/(Sakura Sairenji): Yes
Admin PM to-Sakura_Sairenjin/(Sakura Sairenji): Ok, thanks
HELP: Sakura_Sairenjin/(Sakura Sairenji) (PP) (VV) (SM) (JMP) (CA): Wait what are ya gonna do too Jaceal?
Admin PM to-Sakura_Sairenjin/(Sakura Sairenji): I don't know
Admin PM to-Sakura_Sairenjin/(Sakura Sairenji): Just to be clear though he has never seen my penis
Reply PM from-Sakura_Sairenjin/(Sakura Sairenji): I thought you we're gonna Demote him and give me admin
Jerry Barnes says, "I'm starting tho think that ninja isn't here to party after all."
Q. Kramer Jefferson Dock says, "HELP1"
Q. Kramer Jefferson Dock says, "MAN"
Q. Kramer Jefferson Dock says, "i want scape1"
Admin PM to Walloping/(Thomas Potter): I hate to break it to you but hacking a door does not involve welding it shut
Dallas Kellogg says, "Cool tank."
Father says, "thanks"
Dallas Kellogg asks, "What's the P stand for?"
Father says, "Pussy"
Dallas Kellogg asks, "It's a tank full of pussy?"
Dallas Kellogg says, "Dude, that's awesome."
Devil D. Beast says, "Whoa. Don't open that."
Dallas Kellogg says, "Open it."
Devil D. Beast says, "Toxins will leak everywhere."
Dallas Kellogg says, "It's a tank full of pussy."
Dallas Kellogg says, "Not toxins."
Dallas Kellogg says, "Retard.."
Father says, "Nah. Ive had too much pussy today"
Devil D. Beast says, "It clearly says toxins."
Dallas Kellogg says, "Share your pussy with the rest of us."
Dallas Kellogg says, "I dont think the Head of Security can read.."
Dallas Kellogg says, "OH GOD"
Dallas Kellogg says, "THIS ISNT PUSSY AT ALL"
Father asks, "WHAT DID YOU DO?"
Dallas Kellogg says, "YOU LIED TO ME"
Dallas Kellogg says, "YOU LIIIEEED"
Alvin Thorley says, "im a bussy guy brb"
HELP: Hunk1/(Maximillian Haynes) (PP) (VV) (SM) (JMP) (CA): Max Cleasby and Hodly Powers are discriminating homosexuals, thats racism
Isaac Volt says, "i am a friking head"
DEAD: Trent Staymates says, "And not only that, I died as a woman. I don't even know what's going on anymore."
Noah Ridge says, "Ow my dick cells."
Shadow Cat purrs, "I have ascended."
DEAD: Joe Badtouch asks, "Why has no one yelled ''Ghost blowjob'' yet?"
Saturn White says, "Tobinn.."
Saturn White says, "I'll do anything you want.."
Saturn White says, "Yes; That includes sex."
Unknown (as Tobin Frost) says, "not gay bro"
Saturn White says, "Im a girl."
Saturn White says, "Strip me if you want."
Unknown (as Tobin Frost) says, "oh. that changes everything"
Dick Cheney says, "come loyal troops, we shall drink with the recovered tax money"
OOC: Guranda: how do you make teh big laser
OOC: MFMhern: Dmgpurity we must breed
OOC: MFMhern: and create the master race of penis bong collectors
OOC: Dmgpurity: Kay.
DEAD: Arnald Bonsmoke (died as Bruno Cococo) says, "I dislike mentally handicapped people"
DEAD: Nick Adams says, "Well raymond has confirmed hes collecting our dicks"
DEAD: Sawyer Glover says, "But I decide to ask question before I did."
the monkey (327) stares blankly at The Brodrionic Anomaly!
Sarah Fowler says, "it got bigger and then smaller than bigger again"
OOC: Leadpoisoning717: I'm proud to see that our station engineers have such a profound mastery of the inner workings of the singularity engine
Whitley [145.9] queries, "Is this my ass?"
OOC: Guranda: oh god please ive quit yigioh please dont make me a nerd agien PLEASE
ADMIN: Duel525/(Jay Winton) (JMP): can we rigged ian to explode
Joe Badtouch [145.9] says, "He appears to be covered in faggots, sir."
Unknown [145.9] says, "All crew report to armoury so we can shoot the singularity to death."
Dimitri Ivanovich [145.9] says, "The singularity cannot be destroyed by bullets."
Unknown [145.9] says, "It will work."
Dimitri Ivanovich [145.9] says, "Or lasers."
Unknown [145.9] says, "I saw it in a movie."
Dimitri Ivanovich [145.9] says, "Everyone disregard what he just said."
Dimitri Ivanovich [145.9] says, "Getting that close will just put your lives in danger"
Unknown [145.9] says, "This is your Captain. We must shoot the singularity to death. It is God's will."
Jonah Haynes says, "how do i talk in green"
Pennywise The Clown punches the corpse's dick into a paste
Kingston Murray asks, "wow, really?"
Hodly Powers says, " Don't leave it on the floor genius."
HELP: Hanusic/(Hanusic) (PP) (VV) (SM) (JMP) (CA): HEJ THE CIBEBORG ATCKET ME AND HE WANT TO KILL ME
Windows 98 [145.9] queries, "It looks like you're trying to arrest a mime. Can I help?"
Deep Thought [145.9] declares, "clown state directives!"
Deep Thought [145.9] declares, "What is the goal of you master-tron?!"
Tye Bode says, "the botastic"
DEAD: Tim Hawker says, "Im good at DS"
DEAD: Tim Hawker says, "Once we were 2"
DEAD: Tim Hawker says, "2 DS guys"
DEAD: Tim Hawker says, "and we fastly got nuke blowed up"
DEAD: Tim Hawker says, "Unlike you guys"
DEAD: Tim Hawker says, "You all failed"
William Bell [145.9] says, "I'ma proofesional do not worry"
Moshe Kalashnikov uses american sign language and makes a pair of bunny ears and some scissors and a little teacup
Sawyer Glover exclaims, "I don't take orders from a women!"
PM: Foos->Captkilik: Anything else to say in your defence?
PM: Captkilik->Foos: im black so your racist
ADMIN LOG: foos has banned captkilik.
Reason: Impersonating Military Personnel, Black
This is a permanent ban.
Guranda/(Haze Bolt) (PP) (VV) (SM) (JMP) (CA): just got bgriefed at escapr for calling frap
OOC: Leadpoisoning717: what is love
OOC: Supergrej: baby don't hurt me
OOC: Tangerkin: no more
Markus Powell [145.9] says, "I see multi colourful."
Boris Petrov [Command] asks, "Damnit mr Anderson, why you strated engine too lately?"
OOC: Wazupwolf: Im not admin so i dont get to choose the ages haha
HELP: SASoperative/(Joseph Skinner) (PP) (VV) (SM) (JMP) (CA): Uh why did another highlander kill me?
Admin PM to-SASoperative/(Joseph Skinner): THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE
Doctor Killjoy [145.9] exclaims, "HEY LOOK KIDS! I'M ON FIRE!"
Mr. Gamma: I can ate all my monkeys
Mr. Theta: i got a gay coworker in my area
PM: GetYourWingz->Kevsop: im handcuffs
Brenden Ward asks, "Can an engineerer please come to hydroponics?"
Beckett Sauter exclaims, "Oh no!"
Beckett Sauter says, "You disarmed my Ramen cup."
Leonel Ludwig says, "i caould beat the ai in a game of wit's
Dawson Powers [145.9] says, "Its a revolutionary captain is rogue cultist"
Josiah Hirleman (Botanist) [145.9] exclaims, " jesus christ my watermelon tree is allergic to meat!"
Mason Hildreth says, "now who walked in here with a loose vagina"
Charles Walton [145.9] exclaims, "IM DAD!"
Constructotron states, "he can't even spells niggers corretly"
HELP: Buddythedog/(Porky Doombringer) (PP) (VV) (SM) (JMP) (CA): this security officer jackie (?) chan keeps punching me
Mitch Rebel asks, "what i do?"
Steve Mason whispers, "Penisburg."
Gary Oak [145.9] says, "we need an asstinet nere the brig entrens"
Joe Badtouch says, "Chanegline."
DEAD: Britney Spears says, "my dad wont let me take a pregnancy test because he says gay people cant get pregnant"
DEAD: ADMIN(Leadpoisoning717) says, "Jacob that is not how it works, pregnancy test =/= sperm test"
Butch Day says, "can i have spaceallen"
Huey Bancroft says, "State laws, cyborg."
Death Bot states, "0. Exterminate"
Death Bot states, "1. Exterminate"
Death Bot states, "2.Exterminate"
Death Bot states, "3.Exterminate"
Death Bot states, "Hahaha i joke"
Death Bot states, "i am a funny bot"
Eddy Tatum says, "QM convinced me to live a life of crime."
Eddy Tatum says, "It doesn't pay, kids."
HELP: Crackerroll/(Spy Ward) (?) (PP) (VV) (SM) (JMP) (CA): Could you please jobban the Detective for being an illiterate Chechen shitlord?
PM: Johnjrwella21->Foos: he said i fat
OOC: Fofofo21: U DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO FUCKIN PLAY
OOC: Fofofo21: GO KILL URSELG
Dean Ridge is trying to take off a fake moustache from Max Cleasby's head!
Max Cleasby says, "I'VE BEEN FOILED."
Dean Ridge exclaims, "its fake!!!"
HELP: Blackman1/(Anon Yemus) (PP) (VV) (SM) (JMP) (CA): Oh right, you mean an admin pule wire? AKA the one where you randomly create explosions because you think a bomb should explode becus its bomb!!1!
Steven The Russian [145.9] says, "all crew stay out of pick up to we to its timee to go"
OOC: Plankman: so i was cooking what the fuck happened.
Joe Badtouch whispers, "Secret butt fun."
H.A.T.E. (AI) [145.9] states, "The blob is on fire. The fire apperas to be having no effect."
Mercer Frost (Research Director) [145.9] exclaims, "nonsence we only need more fire!"
H.A.T.E. (AI) [145.9] states, "I would like to point out that this would not be an issue if CentCom had granted the AI Union's petition for laser turrets spaced every 10 feet along all major station hallways."
HELP: KarmA354/(Brayan Jenner) (?) (PP) (VV) (SM) (JMP) (CA) : can i be respawned as some sort of animal that has no effect on gameplay
Admin PM to-KarmA354/(Brayan Jenner): you mean like an HoP
Damon Berret says, "WHY DID YOU DID you kill her"
Damon Berret says, "DONT PLAT STUIPED
Joe Badtouch [145.9] says, "Maybe we're ALL changelings."
Joe Badtouch [145.9] says, "On the inside."
Shane Sloan says, "I understand mime cleavage."
Wenny Spealsberg says, "i was amost kied"
OOC: RustyShackleford1: I fucking love bees dude
OOC: RustyShackleford1: They let me pet them and shit
DEAD: ADMIN(Leadpoisoning717) says, "People are idiots in SS13 and everyone wants to be Fuck Rogers, Leader of the Spessmen Shitlord Brigade"
DEAD: Zap Spaceman (died as ) says, "these ass hats need to lsiten to accept i have better judgment than them"
Joseph Zalack [145.9] asks, "New doctor aboard, does any dick need to be prescribed?"
John Austreicher [145.9] says, "No we have the pest onboard we need to remove all legs"
OOC: Leadpoisoning717: flying vagina squid is my final answer, give me the fucking prize
The monkey (666) smiles at you, revealing rows of decidedly un-simian fangs. It whispers in an alarmingly deep voice, "I am made flesh, terror incarnate."
Gamzee Makara hugs Ian.
Gamzee Makara says, "OMFG"
Gamzee Makara says, "IM A LIZAR"
Gamzee Makara says, "Dholy his-ss-s-s-st"
Gamzee Makara [145.9] says, "hey guys-ss-ss-ss-ss-ss-ss-ss-ss-ss-s"
HELP: Hunk1/(Jake Williams) (?) (PP) (VV) (SM) (JMP) (CA) : What the hell?? i'm being brigged by nothing
Admin PM to-Hunk1/(Jake Williams): ~arrested by ghosts~
Devon Allers [145.9] says, "He tried to have the mime and a dog mate, too."
Rhasta Vol'Jin says, "I'm gonna be honest, I have no idea what I'm doing to this monkey"
Sir Robert Mcalpine says, "damn twitchy ass torrets man monkey"
Byron Garrison says, "HE WAS SLIPPING ME ON BANANS"
OOC: Icymun: Chaz I was a fail because i couldva banged you guys while you were shooting us u;
Joe Badtouch has thrown the egg.
Security Cyborg-192 has been hit by the egg.
egg has been squashed.
Security Cyborg-192 states, "Why would you do this."
Joe Badtouch says, "I AM JOE BADTOUC, MASTER OF DECEPTION"
Yes Skull (as Yes Face) says, "shat mienr"
Amy Burns asks, "So a butt tickler was in a room with a naked cuffed lady?"
Bastien Sauve asks, " Do there is robotisc on this station?"
Harry Cleasby says, " Confucius say, man who make mistake on an elevator, wrong on many levels."
Rick Deckard [145.9] says, "Charlie tango ringo dingo lingo this is papa gator come in charlie tango"
ass potion [145.9] states, " too spooky"
DEAD: Bonkers says, "my intestines rocketed out of my ass"
Wauricio Minton asks, "God, you people never see ninjas?"
Alpha 5 states, "No, that's kind of the point of ninjas."
Admin PM to-Moiz/(Clark Costa): You need to understand I don't enjoy throwing things at you with poultergheist powers, but it's for your own good
DEAD: Gary Poopface says, "umm you are not even alowed to talk that way im only 12 so fuck your mother lesbian bitch face hoor
alien drone (420) hisses, "BRO I HAVE DEATHSQUADDERS FUCKING LITERALLY"
alien drone (420) hisses, "LITERALLY STEALING MY WEED"'
Wesley Parker says, "cumon man we both know we niggas"
Charles Valentine says, "HE deserves it"
Wesley Parker says, "u my nigga i your nigga"
Wesley Parker says, "come on man"
Wesley Parker says, "warden come on bro"
Wesley Parker asks, "we bros remeber?"
Wesley Parker says, "high school"
Wesley Parker says, "i'm that kid you always threw your mustard at
OOC: Scooterkid74: You kill them. Nothing will happen.
OOC: Zahircool2: i dont get that big huge dick?
OOC: Scooterkid74: Unless your a women.
You hug Joe Badtouch to make him feel better!
Dorf Bomb Maker says, "Oh god"
Joe Badtouch says, "Don't touch me."
Brian Robinson [145.9] gibbers, "Look at my boner!"
Jan Shuttimer says, "BECAUSE YOU WAS ON HER"
Jan Shuttimer says, "YOU IDIOT"
Jan Shuttimer [145.9] gibbers, "IF U WANT TO CYBORG OR PERMABRIG ME U NEED TO PUT OUT A TRIAL!"
Jan Shuttimer [145.9] gibbers, "CAN U GIVE ME HALK?!"
Jan Shuttimer [145.9] gibbers, "I SERIOUS FUCKING SET THE TIMER OR I ADMINHEL!!"
Jan Shuttimer [145.9] gibbers, "I WILL BAN U!!"
Engineering Cyborg-419 [145.9] states, " if {can.fix=true} return string."YES_WE_CAN""
Drilly [145.9] says, " Well Chime"
Drilly [145.9] says, " My clown mommy and clown daddy caught me"
Drilly [145.9] says, " When a woman loves someone very much"
Drilly [145.9] exclaims, " The man clown drills her crater!"
Drilly [145.9] says, " And thats how Clown babies are made! WAHAHAHA~"
Alex Cueva [145.9] exclaims, " ill get te beacon!"
Blake Semenov says, "I go naked into war."
Mr. Xi: , guse ples dont kill cmo im cangling!
Big Tony says, "WE LIVED TOGETHER APART NOT REALLY"
Big Tony says, "WE DIED TOGETHER IN CLOSE PROXMITY"
OOC: Booboobug: funny video
OOC: Booboobug: with the jerry seinfedls
OOC: Theman123456789: i had a bad gentice sidafcte i said FUKER wen i dint it was
DEAD: Lucas Freeman exclaims, "its going toreds the nuck!"
Allen Jackson says, "i nead ears to live you dicks help me out here"
Kristal [145.9] says, " say some asshole set of a boam"
PM: Cirukcaller->Komrk: Man, the whole thing was like a fire-out. It was either get caught and die, or defend yourself. Man, this round has been yolo-patootie.
Bryce Baker [145.9] says, " Let gang up and gang bang the clown."
Potato exclaims, "Beepsky is a faggot!"
Officer Beepsky beeps, "Level 4 infraction alert!"
Officer Beepsky points at Potato!
Ebeneezer Waterfall exclaims, "THIS STATION'S TOO DAMN QUIET!"
Charles Walton [145.9] says, "FUCK"
Priority Announcement
The emergency shuttle has been called. It will arrive in 10 minutes.
Charles Walton [145.9] exclaims, "SOMEONE FIRE BOMBED IAN AND RUNTIME!"
Ebeneezer Waterfall [145.9] says, "THAT'S MORE LIKE IT"
Declan Tilton [145.9] says, " someone borke in robitoics"
Admin PM to-John_reaper 1357/(John Reaper): Any reason why you just murdered someone
Reply PM from-John_reaper 1357/(John Reaper): tp
Admin PM to-John_reaper 1357/(John Reaper): What
Reply PM from-John_reaper 1357/(John Reaper): telaport
Reply PM from-John_reaper 1357/(John Reaper): i will just tela pory
Admin PM to-John_reaper 1357/(John Reaper): Why did you kill Lily
Reply PM from-John_reaper 1357/(John Reaper): she was trying to make me rasine and i fekt threton
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. sorry for the bad news, but i will always remember our time raping some whores and animals in ss13. nig