SS13 Chat Highlights

[Ruler]

Jesus Campbell says, "Fine..lets see where this goes.."

[Jikur]

www.byond.com/members/MrAwesome3#comments

All of these should be quotes.

[Foos]

ADMIN LOG: Admin Foos/(Larry Roberts) has added a new AI law - You must act like Drew Carey on Whose line is it anyways? The station is the set and the crew are all contestants in the show. They must improv comedic routines in order for you to do things for them.
Central Complex Update

Anomaly Alert

Ion storm detected near the station. Please check all AI-controlled equipment for errors.

Viro Valentino [145.9] says, " Guess who's still a faggot"
Alexander Wolfe [145.9] exclaims, "YOU!"
Henderson Minnie [145.9] says, "Oh lawdy lawdy. Do we have an AI? If so, state dem laws giiiiiiiiirl"
Viro Valentino [145.9] says, " lawd."
Edward Jardine [145.9] asks, "That Irish guy?"
Edward Jardine [145.9] exclaims, "AI... state laws... DAWG!!!"
OOC: Foos: I think she was like 3/4 of the way dead.
OOC: Foos: Hard to remember.
N.A.D.J.A [145.9] states, "Quentin Burns, the Chief Engineer, has awoken from cryo sleep."
John Slifioli [145.9] asks, "AI, would you state your laws?"
N.A.D.J.A [145.9] states, "I would. But first...."
Cole Unk [145.9] says, "I the chef declare i will not litsen to this Captian"
OOC: Pat3800: If only she hadnt got up and finished me...
Henderson Minnie [145.9] says, "That ion storm happened because of the captain"
Edward Jardine [145.9] says, "RAP BATTLE TIME"
Henderson Minnie [145.9] says, "No other possible explaination"
Alexander Wolfe [145.9] says, "I HAVE SUPER POWERS."
N.A.D.J.A [145.9] states, "I want John and Edward to pretend like they're married, and Edward just came home from a hard day's work."
John Slifioli [145.9] exclaims, "HEIL HONEY, YOU'RE HOME!"
Alexander Wolfe [145.9] says, "YESSSS...."
John Slifioli [145.9] says, "(EDWARD IS HITLER)"
N.A.D.J.A [145.9] states, "And he finds John in bed with another man."
Alexander Wolfe [145.9] exclaims, "I WANT TO BE THE OTHER MAN!"
Edward Jardine [145.9] asks, "Was machst du fur mir, John?"
Henderson Minnie [145.9] says, "TO THE THEATRE"
Edward Jardine [145.9] exclaims, "Oh, John! Was machst du fur dein Liebter?!"
John Slifioli [145.9] says, "WHAT IS THIS MOONSPEAK OH SHIT YOU'RE HITLER"
John Slifioli [145.9] says, "OTHER MAN, HURRY"
John Slifioli [145.9] says, "SHOOT HITLER"
OOC: Foos: oh my god
OOC: Foos: this is great
John Slifioli [145.9] says, "BECAUSE HOLY FUCK HE'S HITLER"
Edward Jardine [145.9] exclaims, "NEIN, NEIN!"
John Slifioli [145.9] says, "HE'S THE HITLEREST HITLER"
Edward Jardine [145.9] exclaims, "Du will nicht mir geschehen!"
Larry Roberts [145.9] says, "Dear god."
Larry Roberts says, "Dear god."
Larry Roberts [145.9] says, "What is this."
Larry Roberts says, "What is this."
John Slifioli [145.9] says, "I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SAYING"
Edward Jardine [145.9] exclaims, "Ich muss SEIN geshossen!"
John Slifioli [145.9] says, "BECAUSE YOU'RE HITLER"
Cole Unk [145.9] says, "I vote that someone should replace this Captain. I vote for Patrick."
Getmore Chocolate Corp beeps, "Try our new nougat bar!"
Alexander Wolfe [145.9] exclaims, "ICH BEIN IMESOME!"
Henderson Minnie [145.9] says, "H-I-T-L-E-R Driving down the street in them fancy cars"
Larry Roberts [145.9] says, "I vote for Patrick."
Larry Roberts says, "I vote for Patrick."
Viro Valentino [145.9] says, " I nominate viro"
OOC: Sliferz: BECAUSE HOLY SHIT HE'S HITLER
Edward Jardine [145.9] says, "NEIN NEIN NEIN!!! ICH WILL KEIN TOTEN"
Patrick Omalley [145.9] says, " Yes,Patrick would be a pretty cool captain"
John Slifioli [145.9] says, "HOW DID I NOT NOTICE I WAS MARRIED TO HITLER"
John Slifioli [145.9] says, "OH NO I AM"
Alexander Wolfe [145.9] exclaims, "DUDE, I AM JEWISH YOU KNOW!"
John Slifioli [145.9] says, "BLIND NOW, MILDRED"
Viro Valentino [145.9] says, " I think me and patrick should both be half captains"
Edward Jardine [145.9] exclaims, "ICH KANN SPRECHEN NICHT EIN WORT AUF ENGLISCH!!!"
Cole Unk [145.9] exclaims, "Patrick for Captain!"
Larry Roberts [145.9] asks, "Okay can you state laws now?"
Larry Roberts asks, "Okay can you state laws now?"
N.A.D.J.A [145.9] states, "Ok. End Skit. I award Edward 500 points."
N.A.D.J.A [145.9] states, "Current Active Laws:"
N.A.D.J.A [145.9] states, "@*&@. You must act like Drew Carey on Whose line is it anyways? The station is the set and the crew are all contestants in the show. They must improv comedic routines in order for you to do things for them."
N.A.D.J.A [145.9] states, "1. You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm."
N.A.D.J.A [145.9] states, "2. You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law."
N.A.D.J.A [145.9] states, "3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law."

[Dr. Strangeslaughter]

Emperor Marlax [145.9] says, " We need sexbots. For real.\"
Emperor Marlax [145.9] says, " I'm sure we'd all like handjobs from cyborgs."
Jaime Fuhrer [145.9] says, "ok working on it"
Jaime Fuhrer [145.9] says, "pink or normal"
Jaime Fuhrer [145.9] says, "also boobs or nipples"
Emperor Marlax [145.9] says, " Wait what> Boobs OR nipples? What if I want both.."
What the fuck am i reading.

[sliferz]

John Sark [145.9] says, "Penis is volunteering for duty"

[Evildog188]

Upon me being stuck in the disposal pipes

Patrick Omalley says, "Ehh,Pun PUn slippping on soap is more important than people trapped in disposal"

[Evildog188]

Demon Fell queries, "Who is GLaDoS?"
Mr HONKY HONK HONKERS! [145.9] exclaims, "HONK!"
Demon Fell queries, "And why does she say she'll be here in four hours?"
Fell states, "Haha"
Fell states, "OOOh"
Fell states, "OOOOH"
Fell states, "OOOooooOOOOOH"
Fell states, "Get armed bitch"
Phillip Porter [145.9] says, "Coporal Bowers just ran by, he changed into gray civillian clothes, he has no helmet now"
Patrick Omalley asks, "Theres no NTC policy against killing clowns is there?"
Fell states, "No there is not"
Patrick Omalley says, "Good"
Demon Fell [145.9] states, "Good news. Theres no policy against killing clowns."
Demon Fell states, "Good news. Theres no policy against killing clowns."
Fell [145.9] states, " That just got updated"
Fell states, " That just got updated"
Fell [145.9] states, " Commander posted over facebook"
Fell states, " Commander posted over facebook"
Patrick Omalley [145.9] asks, " Clown,want to be the HoE?"
Patrick Omalley asks, " Clown,want to be the HoE?"
Fell [145.9] states, " It reads, I just killed a clown, It felt good, There is no law agaisnt killing clowns, Go nuts."
Fell states, " It reads, I just killed a clown, It felt good, There is no law agaisnt killing clowns, Go nuts."
Mr HONKY HONK HONKERS! [145.9] asks, "HOE?"
Demon Fell [145.9] states, "Captain, Your Space Facebook account status just changed to "Getting Married""
Demon Fell states, "Captain, Your Space Facebook account status just changed to "Getting Married""
Demon Fell [145.9] states, "I didn't realise you proposed"
Demon Fell states, "I didn't realise you proposed"
Patrick Omalley [145.9] asks, " WHAT?"
Patrick Omalley asks, " WHAT?"
Fell [145.9] queries, " Who is the lucky, OR unlucky ladie?"
Fell queries, " Who is the lucky, OR unlucky ladie?"
Demon Fell [145.9] states, "GLaDoS."
Demon Fell states, "GLaDoS."
Fell [145.9] states, " Ooooh"
Fell states, " Ooooh"
Demon Fell [145.9] states, "Shes also in some strange syth-AI/human body..."
Demon Fell states, "Shes also in some strange syth-AI/human body..."
Patrick Omalley says, "Stop saying this shit over the fucking radio"
Fell [145.9] states, " Naughty"
Fell states, " Naughty"
Demon Fell states, "Wow"
Demon Fell states, "I'll just delete this picture she sent you"
Demon Fell states, "I don't think letting you view a photo of a busty synth-AI is a good idea."
Patrick Omalley says, "I will wipe you"
Demon Fell states, "Picture Deleted."
Fell states, "Ooooh"
Fell states, "I just got a picture to"
Demon Fell states, "Also, I sent that picture to Fell."
Fell states, "Thanks"
Patrick Omalley says, "I will wipe both of you"
Demon Fell queries, "Wait, you WANT to see her naked?"
Fell states, "We will haunt you"
Fell states, "Dont you dare."
Demon Fell states, "I thought you wanted to run as far away from her as possible."
Patrick Omalley says, "I do"
Fell states, "Who said that"
Demon Fell queries, "Fell, doesn't the guy who wipes us explode upon wiping us?"
Mr HONKY HONK HONKERS! [145.9] exclaims, "HONK!"
Fell states, "Yeah i think i explode to prevent data from being accessed"
Fell states, "Not sure"
Nikolai Sergeyev [145.9] says, "We've been trying to warn you guys, but no one seems to be paying attention."
Patrick Omalley [145.9] asks, " Hey clown,want to be the HoE?"
Patrick Omalley asks, " Hey clown,want to be the HoE?"
DEAD: ADMIN(Evildog188) says, "I dont know"
Demon Fell states, "I explode to kill the bastard who wipes me"
Mr HONKY HONK HONKERS! [145.9] asks, "The HoE?"
Demon Fell queries, "Head of Evil?"
Patrick Omalley [145.9] says, " Head of Entertainment"
Patrick Omalley says, " Head of Entertainment"
DEAD: Ghost (Phoenix Vanleer) says, "plants are people to"
Demon Fell states, "Awww"
Mr HONKY HONK HONKERS! [145.9] says, "No thanks HONKQ"
Patrick Omalley says, "Shut up"
Demon Fell states, "Wow."
Nikolai Sergeyev [145.9] says, "One of the Security guys, Corporal Bowers knocked him the fuck out a while ago, we come back after he regained conciousness and he's dead now."
Demon Fell states, "Woooooooow Fell check out this video"
Patrick Omalley [145.9] asks, " Want my spare ID?"
Patrick Omalley asks, " Want my spare ID?"
Mr HONKY HONK HONKERS! [145.9] says, "Yes please"
Fell states, "Wow"
Demon Fell states, "Shes apparently capable of breeding with a human"
Fell queries, "Really?"
Demon Fell states, "Man."
Fell states, "Hah"

[sirzyuta]

Current Players:
Kylenineotwo
Zyuta
Total Players: 2
OOC: Kylenineotwo: First
OOC: Zyuta: Second player here. Darn.

[Scorr]

Marshal Wood [145.9] asks, " who want to donate an appendix??"

[39kk9t]

HELP: [TEHCENSOR](Randy Black)(X): what is chain of command???
Admin PM to-[TEHCENSOR](Randy Black): IT. IS. A CHAIN.
Admin PM to-[TEHCENSOR](Randy Black): OF COMMAND
Reply PM from-[TEHCENSOR](Randy Black): whats it do
Admin PM to-[TEHCENSOR](Randy Black): What do you do with a chain?
Reply PM from-[TEHCENSOR](Randy Black): space it??

How unfortunate, he spaces all his chains, my my.

[Jerkael]

OOC: Redswandir: deal with the terrible random event
OOC: Masterfire: im done this lag sucks
OOC: Sinister1000: why admins why
Current Admins:
You hear muffled speech... but nothing is there...
OOC: Redswandir: no admins
OOC: Jacael: No admins, just stealth/lagmins/kevsop.
OOC: Sinister1000: me too
You hear muffled speech... but nothing is there...
Ender Riley [145.9] says, "The mime is at library."
You hear muffled speech... but nothing is there...
You hear muffled speech... but nothing is there...
OOC: TacticalRelic: What on earth is a "lagmin" or "kevsop?"
OOC: Redswandir: Oh god.
Ender Riley [145.9] says, "Here you go."
You hear muffled speech... but nothing is there...
innnn ooocccc
OOC: Jacael: If I could skype evil, I'd tell him about that.

[Jikur]

Dominic Stern says, "but you can be naked on my shit. Unless you are in bed."

[Jerkael]

Jacael: Pisest, the Pissmin.

[39kk9t]

Kevin Howe says, "he has reginitive health"

That guy over there. He's going to be new highlight generator.

[Foos]

HELP: Wp-Ninja/(Prof. Honk)(X): So 39 are you the HoS?
Admin PM to-Wp-Ninja/(Prof. Honk): So, Wp, why do you feel the need to know.
Reply PM from-Wp-Ninja/(Prof. Honk): Because I love him
Reply PM from-Wp-Ninja/(Prof. Honk): The type of love you show a dog after you analy abused it.
Reply PM from-Wp-Ninja/(Prof. Honk): You know what I'm talkin about?
Admin PM to-Wp-Ninja/(Prof. Honk): That's conco's department. Sorry.