SS13 Chat Highlights

[Evildog188]

Johan Jesse [145.9] says, " HES IN TEH NUKE RUUUUUUM"

Upon seeing an Alien Queen in the nuke storage room

[39kk9t]

Jammie Sommers says, "SINCE WHEN DO EMPTY INTERNAL:S KIL YOU"

Heard upon Evil reviving him because he had empty internals and was suffocating.

[luibei25]

OOC: Brock96: how do you speak in command?
OOC: SUPERBOREDGUY: Put Cheese before everyword you speak.
Clinton Mens [145.9] says, "Cheese Hello."
OOC: VikinMaster: HAHAHA
OOC: Luibei25: Clinton Mens [145.9] says, "Cheese Hello."
OOC: Luibei25: ^ ultimate dumbass.
OOC: Luibei25: first things first, never listen to Superbored.
OOC: VikinMaster: SAY PENIS AT FIRST}
OOC: Luibei25: Just examine your headset.
OOC: Luibei25: By the way, I'm putting that cheese thing in the chat highlights on the forums board.
OOC: SUPERBOREDGUY:
OOC: Luibei25: Too funny to pass up.
OOC: Wisewolfbane: LOL

I even had to tell the guy how to examine his headset.

[Dr. Strangeslaughter]

OOC: Negativ9002: I am in the group called anonymous wich treathend to hack facebook
OOC: Negativ9002: try to search it on google
OOC: Negativ9002: Oke foos you are a dead man now I am gonna hack your PC and inject the redspider virus wich will make your screen turn red and delete all files and it will overload the power brakes to let the internal powercircuit catch fire

OOC: Negativ9002: and in 24 hours you will have your christmas present on your PC
OOC: Negativ9002: I am trough your firewall
OOC: Foos: Really? I don't even HAVE one of those.
OOC: Negativ9002: what kind of computer you have
OOC: Negativ9002: that virus i send is for windows not for mac
OOC: Negativ9002: what kind of computer you have
OOC: Negativ9002: hello people forget what my sister of 17 years old said
OOC: Negativ9002: she was on my PC gaming
OOC: Negativ9002: so someone tell me what she said
OOC: Foos: I bet.
OOC: Negativ9002: but Foos i have talked to my sister and she apoligised for sending a virus. and please ignore her

OOC: Negativ9002: Foos you are : mixed monkey with mentally handicaped horse fucked by an old farmer and then tortured by your daddy then given to your mom.

[duel525]

"Grayson Anderson says, "I must die"# alien queen hisses, "YOU MUST LIVE" Grayson Anderson says, "THIS AN"T NO CHILD OH MINE" Grayson Anderson says, "I WILL NOT BE THE FATHER""

[theredscare]

Upon admins spawning dick monsters.

Dillion Rilley: What. The. Fuck. Are. Those?!
Elliot Focell: Why they are dicks mah boi!

Attachments:

[luibei25]

HELP: Suiside33/(Janet Reyez) (PP) (VV) (SM) (JMP) (CA): Anything? Please? Help??? Grendel Whirlow says, "Can I see your penis"#Janet Reyez says, "Im female."#Grendel Whirlow says, "Oh nevermind then."#. I messaged the detective guy and he says "Reply PM from-Acyd/(Grendel Whirlow): It's official detective business"

[alphalordt60]

Well I don't have the exact log(I forgot to copy it a few days ago) but I did get kill by, A TOY SWORD!!!!!!And no it was not a energy sword the admin online at the time, which I believe was Jactus was amazed at how I died

[Dr. Strangeslaughter]

Theodore Miller says, "Man you ever done Space Drugs before, it's some whack ass crystal shit nigga."

[Jerkael]

Heintel Oris asks, "What IS this?"

White Lotus asks, "this little room?"

White Lotus says, "Bitch this is the ghetto ass scientist bomb room"

Pfffffft

[Jerkael]

PRAY: Teddybehr/(Tye McLaglan) (PP) (VV) (SM) (JMP) (CA): There is a pipebomb in my asshole it needs to explode.

Why.

[honkel]

You know why, you sexy beast.

[Leadpoisoning]

I've updated it a bit in the last couple of weeks. Enjoy.

[Jikur]

Gabriel King stammers, "p-pur-rp-pl-le is-s-s a c-col-l-lor"

[thelastbrethren]

"From (AI) DERP:
Just pary that he dont hack the door snice you allow him have an glove."

Futura [145.9] queries, "why is the clown?"