SS13 Chat Highlights

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Johnny Hujsak [145.9] says, "hei ai kan ju send the emyensy ship plis som of ar cro is geting creisy dey sey"

[Leadpoisoning]

Jan 23, 2012 14:02:32 GMT -5 @sgtfragg said:

Johnny Hujsak [145.9] says, "hei ai kan ju send the emyensy ship plis som of ar cro is geting creisy dey sey"

wat

[thelastbrethren]

Just got this. Credits to Coolity and myself.

Harry Cleasby says, "Hello my queen."
This is an alien queen.

alien queen hisses, "I found a sword"
Harry Cleasby asks, "Y-Yes you have. Is that your royal keepsake?"
alien queen hisses, "No idea"
Harry Cleasby says, "I uh.... See."
alien queen hisses, "It bonked me in the head in space"
alien queen hisses, "Oh my"
alien queen hisses, "Hm.."
Harry Cleasby says, "Wow it's pretty strong."
alien queen hisses, "I wonder what happens if I poke myself with it"
the alien queen has been attacked with Yep by the alien queen.
The alien queen lets out a waning guttural screech, green blood bubbling from its maw...
Harry Cleasby says, "I'd rather you didn't."
Harry Cleasby says, "JESUS FUCK."
The alien queen lets out a waning guttural screech, green blood bubbling from its maw...
Remove that mask!
Remove that mask!
Remove that mask!
Harry Cleasby exclaims, "You okay?!"
The alien queen lets out a waning guttural screech, green blood bubbling from its maw...
The cigarette machine beeps, "Smoke!"
Harry Cleasby is trying perform CPR on the alien queen!
Harry Cleasby is trying perform CPR on the alien queen!
Harry Cleasby exclaims, "I CAN SAVE YOU!"
Harry Cleasby is trying perform CPR on the alien queen!
You shake the alien queen trying to wake it up!
You shake the alien queen trying to wake it up!
You shake the alien queen trying to wake it up!
You shake the alien queen trying to wake it up!
You shake the alien queen trying to wake it up!
You shake the alien queen trying to wake it up!
You shake the alien queen trying to wake it up!
You shake the alien queen trying to wake it up!
Harry Cleasby exclaims, "OH THANK GOD!"
alien queen hisses, "Yep"
alien queen hisses, "Dont touch anything with the glowy blade of doom"
Harry Cleasby says, "Well uh.... It's good that you're alive."

[Leadpoisoning]

Jan 25, 2012 12:52:39 GMT -5 thelastbrethren said:

Just got this. Credits to Coolity and myself.

Harry Cleasby says, "Hello my queen."
This is an alien queen.

alien queen hisses, "I found a sword"
Harry Cleasby asks, "Y-Yes you have. Is that your royal keepsake?"
alien queen hisses, "No idea"
Harry Cleasby says, "I uh.... See."
alien queen hisses, "It bonked me in the head in space"
alien queen hisses, "Oh my"
alien queen hisses, "Hm.."
Harry Cleasby says, "Wow it's pretty strong."
alien queen hisses, "I wonder what happens if I poke myself with it"
the alien queen has been attacked with Yep by the alien queen.
The alien queen lets out a waning guttural screech, green blood bubbling from its maw...
Harry Cleasby says, "I'd rather you didn't."
Harry Cleasby says, "JESUS FUCK."
The alien queen lets out a waning guttural screech, green blood bubbling from its maw...
Remove that mask!
Remove that mask!
Remove that mask!
Harry Cleasby exclaims, "You okay?!"
The alien queen lets out a waning guttural screech, green blood bubbling from its maw...
The cigarette machine beeps, "Smoke!"
Harry Cleasby is trying perform CPR on the alien queen!
Harry Cleasby is trying perform CPR on the alien queen!
Harry Cleasby exclaims, "I CAN SAVE YOU!"
Harry Cleasby is trying perform CPR on the alien queen!
You shake the alien queen trying to wake it up!
You shake the alien queen trying to wake it up!
You shake the alien queen trying to wake it up!
You shake the alien queen trying to wake it up!
You shake the alien queen trying to wake it up!
You shake the alien queen trying to wake it up!
You shake the alien queen trying to wake it up!
You shake the alien queen trying to wake it up!
Harry Cleasby exclaims, "OH THANK GOD!"
alien queen hisses, "Yep"
alien queen hisses, "Dont touch anything with the glowy blade of doom"
Harry Cleasby says, "Well uh.... It's good that you're alive."

Dear Christ.

[bishop]

lol at your five attempts to try and revive yourself nonchalantly
let me guess - clone damage

[pisest]

Nope, just so much damage, regular revive would not work.

[thelastbrethren]

Also: Ian woofs, "i dont think i breathe"
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And from the strangely entertaining Deathsquad today:

Captain Thomas exclaims, "Bad Coolity!"
Chef's Hat hisses, "KILL HE"
Ryan Beepsky exclaims, "HONK!"
OOC: Bishop3000: dude calm down
Captain Thomas exclaims, "Stop being hats!"
Chef's Hat hisses, "NO"
Chef's Hat hisses, "I AM"
Captain Thomas says, "YES"
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Canister: [O2] says: "LETS"
Canister: [O2] says: "GET"
Canister: [O2] says: "SEXY"

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Canister: [O2] says: "LETS"
Canister: [O2] says: "GET"
Canister: [O2] says: "SEXY"

[thelastbrethren]

Jan 27, 2012 15:29:48 GMT -5 @sgtfragg said:

Canister: [O2] says: "LETS"
Canister: [O2] says: "GET"
Canister: [O2] says: "SEXY"

God damn you Fragg!

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DEAD: Ghost (Jerrie Howard) says, "i thank there need to be a death suade"

[redflapper4]

Token Black says, "(maybe we playminecraft in this)"

after he says "so much OOC in IC."

[Scorr]

Evilmadden was adminhelping to be a changeling, I told him to suck off the entire admin team first and start with Crayron.

PM: Evilmadden/(Zion Davis)->Crayron/(Mike Monkeyson): *begins to go on knees*
PM: Evilmadden/(Zion Davis)->Crayron/(Mike Monkeyson): *slurps*
PM: Evilmadden/(Zion Davis)->Crayron/(Mike Monkeyson): *chokes on it*
PM: Crayron/(Mike Monkeyson)->Evilmadden/(Zion Davis): Oh my.
PM: Evilmadden/(Zion Davis)->Crayron/(Mike Monkeyson): this is for changeling *gulps it all the way down throat*
PM: Evilmadden/(Zion Davis)->Crayron/(Mike Monkeyson): *slurps up and down*
PM: Evilmadden/(Zion Davis)->Crayron/(Mike Monkeyson): now can i be changeling please?
Admin PM to-Evilmadden/(Zion Davis): ok if you suck Foos off next when he gets online.

[Foos]

Isaac Clarke says, " RAPE FIST IS TRYING TO RAPE PEOPLE."

[Carn]

ADMIN: Carnwennan/(Elly OConnell)X: I can't believe he actually believed me when I said a -smart-fridge was for storing brains
Jamarion Magor puts the monkey (718) on the table.
the monkey (718) is beginning to have his head cut open with the scalpel by Jamarion Magor.
...
the monkey (718) has his spine's connection to the brain severed with the circular saw by Jamarion Magor.
The monkey (718) lets out a faint chimper as it collapses and stops moving...
ADMIN: Pisest/(Henderson Minnie)X: that's pretty fucking funy
PM: Ipwnnoobs0/(Jamarion Magor)->Pisest/(Henderson Minnie):
The SmartFridge smartly refuses The monkey (718)'s brain.
The SmartFridge smartly refuses The monkey (718)'s brain.

[Deleted]

Zion Davis says, "(( Im going to ban you on any servers im an admin on you idiot))
Max Cleasby says, "(( You're an idiot ))
Zion Davis says, "((Shut up i hope you play on them so i can ban you))