SS13 Chat Highlights

[Commissar Holt]

Chief Harper Dawkins says, "hell yea bitch dis go hard as hell flocka i will suck big dick team slut all day and week month year and century i love big naps D I C K S Q U A? D"

[talislodd]

Jun 1, 2013 20:03:23 GMT -5 luibei25 said:

PM: Spacemanspark->Crackerroll: How the fuck is a dog supposed to give someone an ass inspection anyways?

It's amazing what you can find by googling your IGN.
I'm laughing my ass off right now, I remember this.

[Gbro]

Every time I pray to Cthulhu - "Cthulhu is on Vacations"

[sgtlion]

Not hugely sure how active this forum is, but I frequent the server and it's p. fun. Sadly, my boredom in accidentally leads me to this:

OOC: SgtLion: Well.
OOC: SgtLion: Malath's not on anymore.
OOC: SgtLion: But maybe the admins get logs
OOC: SgtLion: And if they do, this was not my intention.
OOC: SgtLion: However it is a hilarious end result.
OOC: SgtLion: As traitor, after all current crew blew themselves up, I decided to disallow any new crew on board with a couple turrets and a buncha walls. And in my attempt to make Golem Station 13, and terrible luck, I am now but bones.
OOC: SgtLion: So uh, sorry~

[Name Changing Autist]

Mar 12, 2013 2:59:19 GMT -5 Foos said:

Since the Puush is broken I managed to pull up the actual highlight:

DEAD: Gary Poopface says, "umm you are not even alowed to talk that way im only 12 so fuck your mother lesbian bitch face hoor

[warnipple]

Borging a guy


Those times when a pAI deadman switch doesn't blow you up right off the bat and RPs it.

[warnipple]

Can't remember when this happened but during the early morning on the server. We were having an extended round and there was a Space Marine as well as a acolyte of Nurgle on the server. I got chosen by Nurgle and I passed by the Space Marine and I said "The Emperor sucks" and ran away.

The Space Marine promptly replies "HERESY!" in general chat. Oh god the lulz.

[notatraitor]

Engineer Brandon Stern [135.7] says, "Why is poly saying cult words?"

[DrunkenFlyingDemoman]

Poly's a cultist.

He was one all along.

[Name Changing Autist]

While being a Cyborg, I suddenly see this:

--- Power alarm detected in Space!

[Deleted]

To be fair, there is no power in space. You should probably go and fix that.

[warnipple]

Backstory: Sally Sanders had brain damage and was given a crash helmet by an admin. hahaha

Scientist Sally Sanders headbutts the airlock. Good thing they're wearing a helmet.
Scientist Sally Sanders headbutts the airlock. Good thing they're wearing a helmet.
Scientist Sally Sanders headbutts the airlock. Good thing they're wearing a helmet.
Scientist Sally Sanders headbutts the airlock. Good thing they're wearing a helmet.
Director Peter Panning (as Captain) says, "how do you even"
Scientist Sally Sanders headbutts the airlock. Good thing they're wearing a helmet.
Scientist Sally Sanders headbutts the airlock. Good thing they're wearing a helmet.
Scientist Sally Sanders headbutts the airlock. Good thing they're wearing a helmet.
Scientist Sally Sanders headbutts the airlock. Good thing they're wearing a helmet.
Detective Summer Bennett buckles in!
Director Peter Panning (as Captain) says, "for your own safety sally"
Scientist Sally Sanders headbutts the airlock. Good thing they're wearing a helmet.
Scientist Sally Sanders [145.9] gibbers, "IS FUN!!"
Scientist Sally Sanders headbutts the airlock. Good thing they're wearing a helmet.
Scientist Sally Sanders headbutts the airlock. Good thing they're wearing a helmet.
Scientist Sally Sanders headbutts the airlock. Good thing they're wearing a helmet.
Scientist Sally Sanders is buckled in to the chair by Director Peter Panning (as Captain)!
Director Peter Panning (as Captain) buckles in!
Director Peter Panning (as Captain) says, "nice and peaceful"
Scientist Sally Sanders [145.9] stammers, "S-SAL-LL-LY-Y-Y S-SAD-D-D!"
Scientist Sally Sanders [145.9] stammers, "AIR-RL-LOC-CK-K G-GOOD-D!!"




Scientist Ezra Hegarty says, "syndicate bomb please"
Service Cyborg-529 states, "INADEQUATE SERVICE"
Bartender Chip Ewing opens a book titled "Barman Recipes" and begins reading intently.
Service Cyborg-529 states, "I WILL TEND BARS"
Service Cyborg-529 blinds Scientist Ezra Hegarty with the flash!
Service Cyborg-529 attempts to feed Scientist Ezra Hegarty Space Beer.
Service Cyborg-529 attempts to feed Scientist Ezra Hegarty Space Beer.
Service Cyborg-529 attempts to feed Scientist Ezra Hegarty Space Beer.
Service Cyborg-529 feeds Scientist Ezra Hegarty Space Beer.
Service Cyborg-529 attempts to feed Scientist Ezra Hegarty Space Beer.
Service Cyborg-529 feeds Scientist Ezra Hegarty Space Beer.
Service Cyborg-529 attempts to feed Scientist Ezra Hegarty Space Beer.
Service Cyborg-529 feeds Scientist Ezra Hegarty Space Beer.
Service Cyborg-529 attempts to feed Scientist Ezra Hegarty Space Beer.
Service Cyborg-529 feeds Scientist Ezra Hegarty Space Beer.
Service Cyborg-529 attempts to feed Scientist Ezra Hegarty Space Beer.
Service Cyborg-529 feeds Scientist Ezra Hegarty Space Beer.
Service Cyborg-529 attempts to feed Scientist Ezra Hegarty Space Beer.
Scientist Ezra Hegarty says, "NO"
Service Cyborg-529 feeds Scientist Ezra Hegarty Space Beer.
Service Cyborg-529 attempts to feed Scientist Ezra Hegarty Space Beer.
Scientist Ezra Hegarty says, "BAD BORG"
Scientist Ezra Hegarty says, "BAD"
Service Cyborg-529 feeds Scientist Ezra Hegarty Space Beer.
Service Cyborg-529 feeds Scientist Ezra Hegarty Space Beer.
Service Cyborg-529 feeds Scientist Ezra Hegarty Space Beer.
Scientist Ezra Hegarty says, "HUMANS TOO DRUNK IS HARM"
Service Cyborg-529 states, "VERY GOOD"
Service Cyborg-529 states, "BAR TENDED"
Scientist Ezra Hegarty says, "im not drunk enough"
Bartender Chip Ewing says, "i saw nothing."

[notatraitor]

Poly says, "singularity scares me"

[andersonconagher]

Chief Randy Savage says, "I would ask why duke nukems cousin has a gay ponytail but ok."

[Nokington]

OOC: AbleDerp: The clown and mime should be able to hide stuff in there anus