SS13 Chat Highlights

[moiz]

[Name Changing Autist]

I'll shorten this a bit:
Erika Pennington and her failure to get up off a bed

Assistant Erika Pennington says, "I can't get up..."
Assistant Erika Pennington sad face
Warden Dean Shaw says, "Hahahahahahahahahah"
Assistant Erika Pennington sad face even more
Assistant Erika Pennington says, "Stap it.."
Assistant Erika Pennington was unbuckled by Warden Dean Shaw!

[Freaky Barber]

Captain Amaru Kanasagi fires The End-All!
DEAD: Chaplain Kenny Goofball says, "FUCK"
Chemist Jesse Heisenberg says, "OH GOD"
Chemist Jesse Heisenberg fires The End-All!
DEAD: Chaplain Kenny Goofball says, "GOD DAMMIT"
DEAD: Chemist Jesse Heisenberg exclaims, "YES!"
DEAD: Natalie Greenawalt says, "PRAY IT UP"
DEAD: Captain Amaru Kanasagi exclaims, "You fucker!"
DEAD: Chemist Jesse Heisenberg exclaims, "PRAY IT UP!"
DEAD: ADMIN(Malanth) says, "PRAY IT UP"
DEAD: Chemist Jesse Heisenberg says, "i had to"
DEAD: Chaplain Kenny Goofball says, "PRAY IT UP"
DEAD: Chemist Jesse Heisenberg says, "im so sorry"
DEAD: Chemist Jesse Heisenberg says, "PRAY IT UPO"
DEAD: ADMIN(Foos) says, "PRAY IT UP"
DEAD: Chemist Jesse Heisenberg says, "PRAY IT UP"
DEAD: Chaplain Kenny Goofball says, "PRAY IT UP"
DEAD: Captain Amaru Kanasagi says, "How dare you do that to a lady D:"
DEAD: Natalie Greenawalt says, "PRAY IT UP"
DEAD: Chaplain Kenny Goofball says, "CAP YOU FORGOT TO PRAY IT UP"
DEAD: Chemist Jesse Heisenberg says, "i dont know if any of you guys saw what happened in chapel"
DEAD: Chaplain Kenny Goofball says, "RAISE YOUR BIBLES AND PRAY IT UP"

gibbing guns are fun for the whole crew

[Atheist Sex God]

Tessa Byers (as Geneticist Oliver Clozeawf) says, "I had sex with all of these monkeys, and went deaf and blind."

[Name Changing Autist]

HELP: The_Hero13/(Janitor Usima Von Luden): Help!
Admin PM to-The_Hero13/(Janitor Usima Von Luden): With?
Reply PM from-The_Hero13/(Janitor Usima Von Luden): CMO me into space threw it out!

He was later permabanned for attempting to kill the Captain with a Fireaxe, after all he was making a video for
"How not to Play"

[DrunkenFlyingDemoman]

HoS Alexander Rechovski asks, "What rights?"
HoS Alexander Rechovski says, "If I search dog shit on street I no violate rights."
HoS Alexander Rechovski asks, "Why I violate right when I search clown?"

[Nibbles]

OOC: Kalameet: I blew you Macho
OOC: Kalameet: i mean
OOC: Kalameet: blew you up
OOC: Nbielinski: hawt

[Danuis Studnick]

Bartender Bradley Buzzcut [145.9] exclaims, " A likely story! You probably killed Pun Pun to give yourself an erection so you could have sex with the dead body of the monkey you just killed!"
E.M.I.T.T.E.R [145.9] states, "waht"
Miner Johnson T Konich [145.9] asks, " wut?"
Miner Danuis Studnick [145.9] says, "Bartender, what."
Miner Danuis Studnick says, "Bartender, what."
Officer Jayrin DP fires the taser gun!
Officer Jayrin DP fires the taser gun!
E.M.I.T.T.E.R [145.9] states, "Waht is dis I dun aven"
HoP Maynard Wolfe [145.9] asks, " Bartender you feeling ok?"
The world shakes for a moment as the gods attempt to understand WHAT THE FUCK THE BARTENDER JUST SAID

[Nibbles]

Bartender Bradley Buzzcut [145.9] exclaims, " Don't you see? I'm the only one standing in the way of that borg from killing everybody on the station and hten having sex with their corpses!"

[Nokington]

Technician Zeke Warren: I feel loyalty to NanoTrasen.
HoS Makar Vonel: I am an arm of Nanotrasen.
Technician Zeke Warren: HoS is - You aren't an arm of NanoTrasen
Technician Zeke Warren: You're like the piece of shit stuck to an asshole.

[Leadpoisoning]

Just an FYI for everyone, I'm now maintaining chat highlights primarily on a dedicated Tumblr blog. Stuff submitted there will get attention more quickly but you are welcome to continue posting in this thread. The blog also has submissions from other Tumblr users that you won't see here.

[Deleted]

mostly me because i'm fucking hilarious

thank

[Name Changing Autist]

CatHerpes earned the Safety First achievement.


From the logs since I forgot to copy it:
OOC: JamesPenny : I tried to bless some milk and now it's inside my holy book. Help?

[Nibbles]

Bartender Pedro [145.9] says, "la estación está funcionando sin energía"
Assistant Maynard Wolfe [145.9] says, " He was in a locker"
Scientist River Stern [145.9] says, " Sorry, I don't speak taco."

[warnipple]

From the blog:

Technician Zeke Warren: I feel loyalty to NanoTrasen.
HoS Makar Vonel: I am an arm of Nanotrasen.
Technician Zeke Warren: HoS is - You aren't an arm of NanoTrasen
Technician Zeke Warren: You're like the piece of shit stuck to an asshole.

oh god, I lol'd iRL