SS13 Chat Highlights

[Marde]

HoS Yuki Mishima says, "CAPITÁN YOU DUMBASS YOU DIDNT TELL ME THEY WERE ADMINFAGS"
HoS Yuki Mishima says, "YOU COULD HAVE WARNED ME"
HoS Yuki Mishima says, "SHITMINS ARE INVINCIBLE"
HoS Yuki Mishima says, "ESP-PEC-CIALL-LY-Y ON-N-N A S-S-SH-HIT-T-TT-TIEST-T C-COM-M-M-MM-MUN-N-NIT-TY-Y AT AL-LL-L L-LIK-KE FAEPUN-NC-CH-H
HoS Yuki Mishima says, EVERYONE QUIT OLE!
HoS Yuki Mishima says, BOYCOTT FAGMIN SERVER

[Nibbles]

I sense the madness is high with someone who doesn't know how to use OOC...."Boycott" I'm surprised the person knew how to join in the first place.

[Nokington]

CMO Johnny Farro [145.9] says, " AND THE ONLY PEOPLE"
CMO Johnny Farro [145.9] says, " WHO ARE GONNA GO ROBBING PEOPLE"
CMO Johnny Farro [145.9] says, " AND SHOOTING LSD AT THEM, AND RANDOMLY ACCUSING THEM OF TRAITORISM"
CMO Johnny Farro [145.9] says, " IS A TRAITOR"
CMO Johnny Farro [145.9] says, " or an assistant"

[Nokington]

Director Margaret Unk [145.9] says, "i'll stab yer eyes out with my massive bear cock"

[nebyab]

First off, I would like to thank our esteemed HoP, for providing us with a goldmine of nonsensical English.

SPOILER: Click to show

HoP Prue Black says, "You murdered"
HoP Prue Black says, "Do you think im stu"
HoP Prue Black [Command] says, "Tried to assault me in closet"
HoP Prue Black says, "No, you did assault me"
HoP Prue Black says, "Lyer"
HoP Prue Black says, "I must think about it"
HoP Prue Black says, "You come to my office"
HoP Prue Black says, "Stop"
HoP Prue Black says, "Why did you fuck my chair"
HoP Prue Black says, "Youll be safe senpai ummm"
HoP Prue Black says, "Shhh no tears just dreams....
HoP Prue Black says, "There is no need to be upset"
ÿQM Paxton Bailey has been beaten in the chest with stun baton by HoP Prue Black!

QM Paxton Bailey has been stunned with the the stun baton by HoP Prue Black!

ÿQM Paxton Bailey has been beaten in the chest with stun baton by HoP Prue Black!

QM Paxton Bailey has been stunned with the the stun baton by HoP Prue Black!
HoP Prue Black says, "Your time here is ogre for now"
HoP Prue Black says, "You bad one... i told you not to unbuckle from this dream"
HoP Prue Black says, "Now, i must punish you"
HoP Prue Black says, "No tears just dreams"

ÿQM Paxton Bailey has been beaten in the chest with stun baton by HoP Prue Black!

QM Paxton Bailey has been stunned with the the stun baton by HoP Prue Black!

ÿQM Paxton Bailey has been beaten in the chest with stun baton by HoP Prue Black!

QM Paxton Bailey has been stunned with the the stun baton by HoP Prue Black!
HoP Prue Black says, "You dont fucking grab lme like ur bitch Pal"
HoP Prue Black says, "You dont fuck with your mayors"
HoP Prue Black says, "One does not simply forget Pal"
HoP Prue Black says, "You must become stronger before"
HoP Prue Black says, "Willpower,strenght, agility"
HoP Prue Black says, "It is a mistery"
HoP Prue Black says, "You will become another man"
HoP Prue Black whispers, "Say another word, and youlr head will be blowed"
HoP Prue Black says, "Everything undercontrol"
HoP Prue Black whispers, "Ill get you with the medman"
HoP Prue Black whispers, "But as i told you, just tell him one word and..."
HoP Prue Black whispers, "You are just a simple prisioner"
HoP Prue Black whispers, "Not for the blind"
ÿAssistant Archer Zebidian has been laid on the operating table by HoP Prue Black.

HoP Prue Black says, "Get this man alive"
HoP Prue Black says, "I will requiere his assistance"
HoP Prue Black says, "I must take this man"
HoP Prue Black says, "And there is not enough time"
HoP Prue Black says, "Very tasty apendxi Doc"
HoP Prue Black asks, "Can i shaare you a drink?"
HoP Prue Black asks, "Do you have the straigh jacket?"
DEAD: HoP Prue Black says, "Ruined so hard"
DEAD: HoP Prue Black says, "Wanted to be the false hero"
DEAD: HoP Prue Black says, "Everything was planed u piece of dreck"
Raegan Pershing says, "He freed the carps"
Raegan Pershing says, "He is asleep, i wanna interrogate him"

Raegan Pershing says, "No more fellows"
Raegan Pershing says, "I saw you around Cargo when those carps where released"
Raegan Pershing says, ".... Dont lie asshole"
Raegan Pershing says, "Wait me a second"
Raegan Pershing says, "This man was near the cargo way"
Raegan Pershing says, "WHAT bout the carps"
Raegan Pershing says, "Stay in his side Chie"
The grey baby slime (245) has been stunned with the the stun baton by Raegan Pershing!
ÿRaegan Pershing has been beaten in the legs with stun baton by Raegan Pershing!

DEAD: HoP Prue Black (died as Raegan Pershing) says, "I love how you like to see me acting, youve been here watching all the time like a dumb ass"

DEAD: Chip Simmons asks, "What?"

DEAD: Chip Simmons says, "I don't understan"

DEAD: Chip Simmons says, "Could you use proper english"

DEAD: HoP Prue Black (died as Raegan Pershing) says, "You unsecured bastard, learn to understand"
CMO Angel Burnham is hit by the syringe!
Raegan Pershing says, "Sleep babe"
Raegan Pershing says, "Jajajaj"

[Setsumi]

The above comedy filled post brought to you by Stu "Raegan" Mayors, everyone

ACTION HERO

[AbleRip]

Gary the angry nudist we will forever be there for you.


Captain Kyler Wilden says, "So tell us about your "special" friends gary."
Miner Able Abel asks, "do you wish for bling gary and thats why you through away your rags of clothing?"
Assistant Frank Gronko says, "Do you have gold envy"
Captain Kyler Wilden asks, "What do the ydo?"
QM Gary Anderson says, "better yet kill you one at a time with SMGs"
Captain Kyler Wilden asks, "What do your special friends do?"
Assistant Frank Gronko says, "Do they do drugs gary"
Captain Kyler Wilden asks, "Do they make you do drugs?"
ÿMiner Able Abel throws up!
Miner Able Abel says, "Gary i don't think you should be allowed to play with those kids again"
Assistant Frank Gronko says, "Alright man that shits gross why you throwing up"
Captain Kyler Wilden says, "I wanna know their parents names, and adrresses."
Miner Able Abel says, "the radiation from the hallway"
QM Gary Anderson says, "Once i sign up my first mission will be to kill you all starting with the captain"
ÿMiner Able Abel throws up!
Captain Kyler Wilden says, "Gary, ever since you have been hanging out with these friends, you seem to have gotten more violent."
Miner Able Abel asks, "do you have dirty thoughts about murder Gary?"
QM Gary Anderson says, "And then burn all your corpses and watch it melt your flesh"

special thanks to the assistant and captain for helping bring this touching family moment.

[AbleRip]

So after invading xeno station 2 aliens chased me out and ended up putting me in red after i fought and killed both in GLORIUS SPACE COMBAT. When starting to fly my way back and about to heal myself probably the most random thing happened ever.

Miner Able Abel has been hit by Cult Blade

turns out i was at the exact wrong z level at the exact wrong second and was put in crit. (The CE who throw the sword later become the pitcher for the New space New York space mets)

[Atheist Sex God]

Mar 9, 2014 22:57:06 GMT -5 AbleRip said:

So after invading xeno station 2 aliens chased me out and ended up putting me in red after i fought and killed both in GLORIUS SPACE COMBAT. When starting to fly my way back and about to heal myself probably the most random thing happened ever.

Miner Able Abel has been hit by Cult Blade

turns out i was at the exact wrong z level at the exact wrong second and was put in crit. (The CE who throw the sword later become the pitcher for the New space New York space mets)

Let me extend on this one;

As the CE, I found a cult blade and, being a smart person, tossed it out into space via the mass driver. While the Miner was out battling filthy xenos, the cult blade - after about 25-30 seconds of travel- smashed into the Miner in what could only be seen as the luckiest fucking thing - or unluckiest, on how you look at it - occurance ever.

[shaper]

The Maneater slithers toward HoP Fathead Punydick!
HoP Fathead Punydick attempts to hurt Maneater
The Maneater slithers toward HoP Fathead Punydick!
HoP Fathead Punydick says, "ONE DAY WHILE ANDY WAS OH SHIT I-"
Maneater rasps, "A LITTLE ON THE SPICEY SIDE!"
Maneater gobbles down HoP Fathead Punydick to pieces!
Botanist David Tea says, "It's my pet."
OOC: Shaper: Holy shit
OOC: AbleDerp: welp i hope you got your anwser
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Botanist David Tea says, "Bah."
Maneater nuzzles Captain Dakota Fuchs.
Maneater nuzzles Captain Dakota Fuchs.
Maneater nuzzles Captain Dakota Fuchs.
Maneater nuzzles Captain Dakota Fuchs.
Botanist David Tea says, "You're adsposed to EAT him."
Captain Dakota Fuchs attempts to hurt Maneater
The Maneater slithers toward Captain Dakota Fuchs!
Captain Dakota Fuchs says, "WHAT TH-"
Maneater croaks, "NUM NUM NUM"
Maneater gobbles down Captain Dakota Fuchs to pieces!
Ian pants.
OOC: Shaper: Hmmmmm...

[shaper]

[Moved as Requested]

[Fiksowanie]

Director Joel Laurenzi blinds Director Joel Laurenzi with the flash!
Director Joel Laurenzi says, "i win"
Assistant Alice Robertson exclaims, "Good job!"
Director Joel Laurenzi has been bashed in the head with fire extinguisher by Assistant Alice Robertson!
Assistant Alice Robertson is trying to put some cable restraints on Director Joel Laurenzi
...
Director Joel Laurenzi says, "i probably shouldnt have worn the tighty whities"
Director Joel Laurenzi says, "shoulda gone with the boxers today, i think."

[Alice purchases 4 syndie soaps and the RD embarks on a slippery adventure in chemistry]

Assistant Alice Robertson (as Director Joel Laurenzi) says, "YOU DONT CARE ABOUT ME"
Director Joel Laurenzi says, "you got that backwards."
Director Joel Laurenzi says, "im sure youre an excellent syndie supreme"
Director Joel Laurenzi says, "i mean i hate my job."
Assistant Alice Robertson (as Director Joel Laurenzi) says, "oh"
Assistant Alice Robertson (as Director Joel Laurenzi) says, "that won't be a problem anymore brah"
Assistant Alice Robertson (as Director Joel Laurenzi) is trying to plant some kind of explosive on Director Joel Laurenzi!
Assistant Alice Robertson (as Director Joel Laurenzi) finished planting an explosive on Director Joel Laurenzi!

End result:



DEAD: Assistant Alice Robertson says, "would you say"
DEAD: Assistant Alice Robertson says, "that was a clean assassination"

A bit of backstory, not that it helps...

SPOILER: Click to show

Calamity states, "Chaplain is assaulting the assistant."
Assistant Alice Robertson submits.
Chaplain Reynard Prectl has kicked Assistant Alice Robertson! [x7]
Calamity states, "'Nerd' claims the chaplain."
Assistant Alice Robertson says, "I'm okay with it."
Director Joel Laurenzi asks, " ...sexually?"
Chaplain Reynard Prectl is trying to take off a grey jumpsuit from Assistant Alice Robertson's body!
[manages to take off all but her backpack]
Assistant Alice Robertson says, "HELP"
Assistant Alice Robertson says, "ANYBODY"
Assistant Alice Robertson says, "AAAVE ME"
Assistant Alice Robertson says, "also save"
Calamity states, "Alice if you don't put on clothes you're going to get raped."
Assistant Alice Robertson says, "excuse me ai"
Chaplain Reynard Prectl says, "AI"
Chaplain Reynard Prectl says, "WOW"
Assistant Alice Robertson says, "but you're wrong"
Chaplain Reynard Prectl says, "BLAMING THE WOMAN"
Calamity states, "That would be harmful"
Chaplain Reynard Prectl says, "EXCUSE ME"
Calamity states, "It's clearly her fault."
Assistant Alice Robertson says, "It's true"
Chaplain Reynard Prectl says, "I'm gonna report you to space-tumblr"
Director Joel Laurenzi says, " chaplain is a very progressive rapist"
Assistant Alice Robertson says, "I let that dirty chaplain strip me."
Calamity states, "Ah so it isn't rape."
Calamity states, "Just good times."
Director Joel Laurenzi says, "naw, its rape"
Calamity states, "You humans"
Chaplain Reynard Prectl says, "RD I GOT YOU"
Chaplain Reynard Prectl says, "A"
Chaplain Reynard Prectl says, "ABLE BODIED"
Chaplain Reynard Prectl says, "READY TO BORG"
Chaplain Reynard Prectl says, "WO MAN"
Director Joel Laurenzi says, " ive just been hiding in my closet all this time."

[derpthestewpidgoat]

Mar 9, 2014 23:37:13 GMT -5 Atheist Sex God said:

Mar 9, 2014 22:57:06 GMT -5 AbleRip said:

So after invading xeno station 2 aliens chased me out and ended up putting me in red after i fought and killed both in GLORIUS SPACE COMBAT. When starting to fly my way back and about to heal myself probably the most random thing happened ever.

Miner Able Abel has been hit by Cult Blade

turns out i was at the exact wrong z level at the exact wrong second and was put in crit. (The CE who throw the sword later become the pitcher for the New space New York space mets)

Let me extend on this one;

As the CE, I found a cult blade and, being a smart person, tossed it out into space via the mass driver. While the Miner was out battling filthy xenos, the cult blade - after about 25-30 seconds of travel- smashed into the Miner in what could only be seen as the luckiest fucking thing - or unluckiest, on how you look at it - occurance ever.

Atleast neither of you have had the embarrassment of being smashed into many bits after doing an excellent job as a traitor because luck decided a meteor would happen to be heading right for you while you were floating around in space (with a space suit and oxy tank) after robbing the capt's quarters then escaping a very pissed off crew.

[Name Changing Autist]

I've had worse, while I was deadminned, there was a round in which the Deathsquad was sent in to deal with a CE, the CE managed to escape however and was just floating in space while the rest of the squad determined whether or not they should detonate the nuke.

I walked into engineering to check if he left the singularity up high in an attempt to destroy the station where I then proceed to get an unlucky EMP and proceed to die as I walked out into space near atmos.

The Optical Thermal Scanner overloads and blinds you!
Operator Sullivan has been hit by Space Dust
Operator Sullivan has been hit by Space Dust
Operator Sullivan has been hit by Space Dust

[Commissar Holt]

Cunt Destoryer has been attacked with the Adamantite Sack of Power Dragon Dildos by Roboticist Jordan Edwards.