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Post by Name Changing Autist on Mar 25, 2014 3:23:31 GMT -5
That's Atmos Gas Chamber Injector.
Has a valve and pump attached to it. Does not hold jews.
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the smoke breaks!
the smoke breaks!
the smoke breaks!
the smoke breaks!
the smoke breaks!
the smoke breaks!
the smoke breaks!
the smoke breaks!
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Post by crystalwarrior on Mar 27, 2014 3:46:43 GMT -5
Let me extend on this one; As the CE, I found a cult blade and, being a smart person, tossed it out into space via the mass driver. While the Miner was out battling filthy xenos, the cult blade - after about 25-30 seconds of travel- smashed into the Miner in what could only be seen as the luckiest fucking thing - or unluckiest, on how you look at it - occurance ever. Atleast neither of you have had the embarrassment of being smashed into many bits after doing an excellent job as a traitor because luck decided a meteor would happen to be heading right for you while you were floating around in space (with a space suit and oxy tank) after robbing the capt's quarters then escaping a very pissed off crew.
Didn't the admins respawn you when that happened? I think I remember you being quite unlucky with meteors before, haha |
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Post by derpthestewpidgoat on Mar 27, 2014 19:57:12 GMT -5
Didn't the admins respawn you when that happened? I think I remember you being quite unlucky with meteors before, haha Yeah Foos was cool enough to rejuvenate me, definitely set me back quite a bit.
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Post by Marde on Apr 6, 2014 22:08:56 GMT -5
HoS Samuel Thorne [145.9] says, "Travis snapped his neck."
HoS Samuel Thorne [145.9] says, "He started gasping so I panicked and murdered him."
QM Travis Jenkins is hit by the laser in the chest!
You fire the energy gun!
QM Travis Jenkins says, "NO"
QM Travis Jenkins is hit by the laser in the chest!
You fire the energy gun!
DEAD: QM Travis Jenkins says, "that mean"
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Post by Name Changing Autist on Apr 6, 2014 23:23:28 GMT -5
Two long ones: First one:
HoS James Doyle [145.9] says, "Hold up guys."
HoS James Doyle [145.9] says, "I'm going to go jerk off in a closet."
HoP Davis Woodward [145.9] asks, "can I help?"
HoP tries to ERP with the HoS.
HoP Davis Woodward [145.9] says, "HOS, WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO ON THE BED"
HoS James Doyle [145.9] exclaims, "No!"
HoS James Doyle [145.9] says, "It's just me"
Engineer Theo Cain [145.9] says, " Stop fighting 4no raisins."
HoS James Doyle [145.9] says, "Solo."
HoS James Doyle [145.9] says, "Roll with it man."
Engineer Theo Cain [145.9] says, " Hand solo should be a term for masturbation"
HoP Davis Woodward [145.9] says, "Cmon, Hos, I've been a naughty boy! Arrest me! Handcuff me! I LIKE IT KINKY"
HoP Davis Woodward says, "CUFF ME"
HoS James Doyle exclaims, "NO!"
HoP Davis Woodward says, "I'VE BEEN A NAUGHTY CLOWN"
HoS James Doyle exclaims, "STRANGER DANGER!"
HoP Davis Woodward says, "FINE, I'll CUFF MYSELF"
You fire the energy gun!
HoP Davis Woodward is hit by the electrode in the chest!
HoS James Doyle starts stuffing HoP Davis Woodward into the disposal.
You stuff HoP Davis Woodward into the the disposal unit!
Captain Travis Jenkins [Command] asks, "Have you lost all fucking professionalism?"
HoS James Doyle [Command] exclaims, "HELP!"
HoS James Doyle exclaims, "HELP!"
HoP Davis Woodward [Command] says, "FUCK PROFESSIONALISM"
HoP Davis Woodward [Command] says, "I'M HAVING FORCY FORCY FUN FUN WITH HOS"
Second one:
Captain and HoS catch metagamers, they question them and are given bullshit responses.
Captain Kristopher Singh whispers, "I say, we give em the boots, medium style."
HoS Samuel Thorne whispers, "I agree."
You unbuckle yourself from the chair.
HoS Samuel Thorne says, "Alright."
HoS Samuel Thorne says, "I think we have enough."
HoS Samuel Thorne says, "Time for the verdict."
They then mass pepperspray them, take them outside, kick them and disposal them.
HoS Samuel Thorne says, "Alright."
Captain Kristopher Singh says, "That was amazing."
HoS Samuel Thorne says, "Job well done."
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Post by derpthestewpidgoat on Apr 7, 2014 17:48:57 GMT -5
HoS Samuel Thorne [145.9] says, "Travis snapped his neck." HoS Samuel Thorne [145.9] says, "He started gasping so I panicked and murdered him." QM Travis Jenkins is hit by the laser in the chest! You fire the energy gun! You.
God dammit scooter I should have known it was you.
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Post by Marde on Apr 7, 2014 20:27:15 GMT -5
Nope. Was not me, I was given the log.
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Post by derpthestewpidgoat on Apr 17, 2014 19:24:35 GMT -5
I will just leave this entire thing here. |
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Post by NotFoos on Apr 17, 2014 20:40:02 GMT -5
What the fuck happened here, I'm disappointed for missing what seems like the best round ever.
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Post by Name Changing Autist on Apr 17, 2014 22:57:28 GMT -5
I will just leave this entire thing here.  |
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Post by Leadpoisoning on Apr 18, 2014 15:04:55 GMT -5
Just wanted to remind everyone there is an SS13 Highlights Tumblr,and it gets much more regular attention from me than this thread does. |
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Post by NotFoos on Apr 18, 2014 16:30:42 GMT -5
Man whenever I'm the AI nothing fun like that happens. I like being AI, but not when I'm just an asimov door opener.
I still think we should at least go back to corporate for default.
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Post by thelastbrethren on Apr 18, 2014 16:47:10 GMT -5
Assistant Rastus Black crying
Assistant Rastus Black hands on his anus
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Post by NotFoos on Apr 18, 2014 22:16:42 GMT -5
as a professional mlg mime i get pretty annoyed when people gesture things that dont make sense.
I mean thats funny and all but wow. It's like when people go "Mime fuckface mcasshole sign languages whatever the fuck i want to say but cant because im a mime"
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Post by derpthestewpidgoat on May 8, 2014 21:17:52 GMT -5
This wasn't on OUR server, but I still feel like this was golden.
This happened on LLA when I was "experimenting" with cigarettes FOR SCIENCE!
Travis Jenkins says, "Check this shit out"
The solution violently explodes.
Travis Jenkins is ruptured by a shrapnel.
Travis Jenkins is shredded by a shrapnel.
Travis Jenkins is pierced by a shrapnel.
Travis Jenkins is ruptured by a shrapnel.
Travis Jenkins is ruptured by a shrapnel.
Travis Jenkins is shredded by a shrapnel.
Travis Jenkins is shredded by a shrapnel.
Travis Jenkins is shredded by a shrapnel.
Travis Jenkins is shredded by a shrapnel.
Travis Jenkins is shredded by a shrapnel.
Travis Jenkins is punctured by a shrapnel.
Travis Jenkins is shredded by a shrapnel.
Travis Jenkins is ruptured by a shrapnel.
Travis Jenkins is punctured by a shrapnel.
Travis Jenkins is pierced by a shrapnel.
Travis Jenkins is pierced by a shrapnel.
Smoking truly does kill. Especially when shrapnel is involved.
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. sorry for the bad news, but i will always remember our time raping some whores and animals in ss13. nig